147. Hang a sign later
Realizing that Simba had no intention of attacking, Hale tried to reach for it and touch its head.
Simba grinned and drooped his tongue and squinted at him: Don't touch anything if you don't eat.
Hale didn't understand what it meant, and when he saw that Simba didn't resist stroking it, he smiled excitedly: "Hey, you've raised this lion? Hurry up, take me a few pictures, make it clear, I've never been so close to a lion like this." ”
Yang Shubao asked in surprise: "You are a South African, you have never had close contact with a lion?"
Hall asked rhetorically, "If you are Chinese, do you know kung fu?"
"Prepare for fighting! Lunge punching! Piercing throat bullet kick!" Yang Shubao's 'bang' started with a military body boxing, and the fist was tiger and domineering.
Hall was stunned: "You really know kung fu?"
Yang Shubao ignored him and continued to punch and kick: "...... Step up and smash your elbow! Step up and tease your crotch! Block and mix your legs! Hit your waist and lock your throat! Collect your fists, whew!"
He exhaled a deep breath of turbidity and said: "This is military boxing, a set of boxing techniques specially practiced by our Chinese soldiers, it is a set of movements, and it must be finished after the fight, otherwise it is disrespectful." ”
Hall asked in awe, "Is it amazing?"
"That's a must. Yang Shubao said as a matter of course.
However, after finishing speaking, he was a little weak-hearted, he had seen a news before, saying that a young man who had just been discharged from the army was robbed and hit a set of military body boxing, and was slashed 13 times in 35 seconds.
The young man was very persevering, and he persevered to finish the punch.
So he pulled the topic back again: "Don't talk about this, don't talk about this, come, take a picture of you." ”
Hall hugged Simba and smiled brightly, and Simba drooped his tongue like a second-rate looking unwilling.
After seeing the photo, Hall was not willing, he said, "Why does this lion look so unhappy?"
Yang Shubao said: "If you are young and are hugged by a big old lady, are you happy?"
Hall took out a hundred rands and patted him and said, "Then I'll spend the money." ”
"What's so embarrassing about this?" Lao Yang said pretending to put away the money, then went up and pinched Simba's face and said, "Laugh, laugh at me, laugh like this!"
Under his teaching, Simba narrowed his eyes and grinned, giving a fake smile at life.
Spend money to enjoy VIP, Lao Yang took a bunch of photos for him, sideways, and backwards.
Hall put away his phone contentedly and prepared to leave, Yang Shubao grabbed him and said, "Have dinner and then leave." ”
"Good. ”
The figure of the big forest antelope is extremely eye-catching, and when Hall saw it, he encouraged him: "This is delicious, this meat is abundant, how about slaughtering one?"
Yang Shubao pointed to the ground and said, "Did you see what was written here?"
"Nope. ”
"That's right, I haven't put up a sign yet, you'll see it later, this is a private reserve, hunting and killing are strictly prohibited!"
He went to pick the umbrella of the ant nest to entertain Hall, which is a good thing that only exists in the wild and is not often found in South Africa.
Hall saw the tomato frogs in the small pond, and he pointed to them and said in amazement, "These are the charcoal frogs?
Yang Shubao said: "I have a lot of rare species here. ”
Hall said: "I read on the news that this kind of frog can't be touched, and it hurts a lot when touched, right?"
Yang Shubao said: "Yes, don't touch it." ”
Hall suddenly sneered: "Hehe, I don't believe it, how much can it hurt?"
"Then you try. ”
"Try it, try it. ”
One dares to speak, the other dares to try.
Hall stretched out his finger and tapped cautiously, then smiled: "It's nothing, this ......"
The tomato frog jumped into the water in fright, and the mucus on his back was thrown onto the back of his hand.
"Ahhh
A scream rang out, and the horned antelope, which was looking for food in the evening, turned around and ran, and several birds scurried out of the grove.
Yang Shubao couldn't bear to ask him, "Does it hurt very much?"
Hall gritted his teeth and nodded.
Yang Shubao said: "I don't touch it, I don't hurt." ”
Hall: Listen, is this human?
The fresh Heim ant nest umbrella was steamed with salted pork as usual, and he cut another piece of beef and served it with the air-dried ant nest umbrella and slowly simmered it in a pot, and when he was at the end of the stew, he threw the torn cabbage into it and made a stew.
Fruit and cucumber mixed in salad, he picked a few green peppers and came back, stuffed a sausage into it, sealed it with egg mixture, and fried it in a pan.
On weekends, there were many road builders, and Yang Shubao used Transfiguration to turn the Tree of Life into a eucalyptus tree, so he was not afraid of Hall looking around, and he did not imprison his freedom.
Hall spotted the golden lion-faced tamarin on the fruit tree, and he had never seen such a small monkey, so he shouted and asked, "Yang, Yang, what kind of monkey do you have here?" ”
Yang Shubao leaned out of the window and pointed to the wall of the color steel tile house and said, "Do you see what is written here?"
"Nope. ”
"That's right, I'll hang a sign here in the future that says 'Wild animals, no contact'. ”
Hall soon returned, his face blank: "Why do you still have hammerhead bats hidden there? These things are demons, they have a horse face, it's so scary!"
Yang Shubao said lightly: "You can take that back." ”
"What am I going to bring back for?"
"Hammerhead bats can be eaten, it's delicious. ”
This bat does not need to be protected, there is a habit of eating hammerhead bats in many places in Africa, it is said that its meat has a chicken flavor, it is really chicken, and Mason's fast food restaurant has bat meat, which is a very popular barbecue dish.
However, there are many bacteria and viruses and parasites on bats, and it is easy to lose their lives after eating.
After the stew was cooked, Yang Shubao brought it to the small table on the roof, and then brought a few bottles of beer.
The remnant sun is about to set, and the last afterglow is sprinkled all over the grassland.
The evening breeze blew, slowly, and the blades of grass shook together, rubbing against each other, soft and lingering.
Hall sat on a chair and looked into the distance and smiled: "The scenery here is really good, but it's too dangerous." ”
Yang Shubao said: "I'm not afraid, a real man should live a life of licking blood at the tip of a knife." ”
He took a piece of beef and blew it into his mouth, full of gravy and umami.
Hall ate it with a fork, and couldn't help nodding after tasting a piece: "Great taste, I don't think I've ever eaten like this before?"
"This is the Northeast mess of Chinese cuisine. ”
"Very Good. ”
Yang Shubao originally wanted to cut some blood sausage and stew it together, but the taste of beef blood sausage was really strong, and he was afraid that Hall would not be used to it.
Eating slowly, night fell.
Lao Yang turned on the light, and as the light turned on, some small flying insects surrounded him and began to bang against the lampshade.
Hall sighed leisurely, and at this moment he relaxed physically and mentally, and the intrigue at work was thrown out of the clouds.