Chapter 288: Let's have a showdown
I finally survived the bath.
When the two walked into the bedroom, they thought they could finally sleep peacefully, but they were startled by a box of condoms that was very conspicuous at the head of the bed.
"Teacher Tian Xin, let's surrender, I'm afraid of your mother. Du Yun looked depressed.
Tian Xin blushed, she really didn't know what to say to her mother, how much enmity she had with herself?
"That...... Anyway, it's all come to this level, and it should be the last level, why don't we continue to act?" Tian Xin asked in a tentative tone with a red face.
The corners of Du Yun's eyes trembled, how to play this level?
"Haha! It's so much fun!" At this time, Yao Qian gloated on the sidelines.
Du Yun glared at her: "Can you stop applauding, you don't have a heart or lungs, right?" ”
"What's the matter, look at you, or you will attack me tonight, so that you will be fooled. Yao Qian said with a smile.
Du Yun was fascinated by her charming smile, and for a second a wonderful picture had already appeared in his mind, but after coming back to his senses, Du Yun immediately dispelled his thoughts and suppressed the evil fire in his abdomen.
"No kidding. ”
Seeing that Du Yun didn't speak for a long time, Tian Xin felt tormented, and finally couldn't help but say: "Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about acting, not the real one." ”
Du Yun nodded: "You decide, I won't suffer this kind of thing, I'm afraid of making it difficult for you." ”
"No, you're helping me, I should thank you. ”
After the two discussed, they were not as embarrassed as before.
Du Yun walked to the head of the bed to open the box, and took out one, explaining: "Aunt Xiao will definitely clean your room tomorrow and then check the completeness of the box." ”
Tian Xin suddenly realized, and secretly sighed in her heart that Du Yun's mind was really meticulous enough, and there were many details that she didn't even think of.
So, Tian Xin didn't want to be an idler, so she found a pack of tissues, crumpled them into balls and threw them on the ground.
Ten years later, there was a messy scene in the room after the war, and Du Yun and Tian Xin couldn't cry or laugh when they saw it.
Turning off the lights and going to bed, the night's torture finally came to an end, and the two of them felt as if the mountain on their shoulders had suddenly disappeared.
But Yao Qian's words immediately eliminated Du Yun's sleepiness: "Tell you a good news! Your Aunt Xiao moved a small stool and sat at the door eavesdropping, still holding a handful of melon seeds in her hand." ”
Du Yun sat up abruptly.
What the hell is this?
"What's wrong?" Tian Xin was startled and woke up from her sleep.
Du Yun looked helpless: "Your mother is at the door." ”
"What?" Tian Xin's head was still a little unconscious, and she looked confused.
"Your mother moved a small bench and sat at the door, probably eavesdropping. ”
This time, Tian Xin's head was extremely sober, and she couldn't wait to open the door and quarrel with Xiaolan.
"I've had enough, I'm going to the showdown. Tian Xin can't think of any other way, she can't fake it.
Du Yun grabbed her and said, "It's a waste to go out now." ”
Du Yun was unwilling.
In fact, Tian Xin was not reconciled.
"What then?"
After thinking about it, Du Yun said, "Continue acting." ”
"How do you play this?" Tian Xinqiao blushed and was about to drip water.
"It's nothing more than making some big noises and adding a few weird screams...... Leave this alone, I'll take care of it. ”
Du Yun jumped out of bed, brewing emotions.
Tian Xin was completely sleepy, sitting at the head of the bed, extremely curious.
Scold!
Du Yun suddenly let out a low roar and punched at the same time, which turned out to be practicing. Xiaolan, who was sitting outside the door munching melon seeds, was startled.
I'm a good girl!
Du Yun is so fierce!
The movement was getting louder and louder, and I felt that the ground was shaking slightly under my feet. Xiaolan was also in no mood to eat melon seeds, and began to worry about her daughter's safety, can that little body stand such a toss?
After hesitating for a long time, Xiaolan still resisted the idea of pushing the door in to interrupt the two, she carried a small bench back to the house, and prayed for her daughter's safety before going to bed.
An hour later, Tian Xin couldn't help but fall asleep.
Du Yun was still boxing and sweating profusely.
"Yao Qian, you float out to see, is Aunt Xiao leaving?" Du Yun was also a little unbearable.
"I'm leaving. Yao Qian said with a smile.
Du Yun suddenly became angry: "You dead girl, I'll play with it, right? Why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
Yao Qian pursed her mouth: "You blame me, you didn't explain it to me and let me watch it for you." ”
Du Yun pursed his lips, too lazy to argue with Yao Qian, this tossing was even more thrilling and exhausting than the Great War Saint King, so Du Yun fell asleep upside down, and soon snoring.
In the dark night, Yao Qian sneakily walked to the side of the bed and reached out to touch Du Yun.
I don't know what's wrong, maybe it's an addiction to masturbation, I haven't seen her for so long, Yao Qian's hands have been itching a lot, and finally after Du Yun fell asleep, she started her fast masturbation career.
It's a bit long.
Yao Qian's hands were sore, and she finally completed the task.
…………
Early the next morning, Xiaolan woke up the two.
"The sun is going to burn your buttocks, get up quickly, breakfast is ready, you go wash and eat. ”
As the two guessed, Xiaolan came to clean the room to check the situation.
Everything that needs to be done is done, and the rest is left to fate.
Xiaolan checked very carefully, and the box was opened, and one was missing.
Paper balls littered the floor, like that.
But these are all superficial phenomena, Xiaolan, as a person who has come over, her eyes are like eagles, she found a ball among the many paper balls, sniffed it, and then showed a satisfied smile.
Zhuang Yan, this bastard, dared to lie to the old lady, the next time I saw him, I had to scold him for being a bloody dog. ”
At this time, the Tian family came early in the morning with guests, and it was the Zhuang Yan who scolded Xiaolan in his mouth.
"It's Zhuang Yan who is here, have you eaten? Let's go into the house and sit. Tian Guodong opened the door, and he was a little surprised when he saw Zhuang Yan, and he wanted to turn him away, but it was not good to do so.
Tian Guodong was just polite, but Zhuang Yan didn't notice it, and walked into the house with a smile, followed by an old man.
"Uncle Tian, I brought you two bottles of Feitian Moutai, or we will have two cups at noon. ”
Zhuang Yan means to stay until lunch.
But soon his expression changed, looking at Du Yun and Tian Xin, who were sitting at the dining table eating breakfast, thinking that it was his hallucination.
"Huh, Xinxin is back?"
Tian Xin ignored him at all, continued to eat breakfast, and deliberately put xiaolongbao into Du Yun's bowl to anger him.
"Isn't this Xiao Zhuang, coming to be a-stirring stick again?" Du Yun said with a smile.
Zhuang Yan suddenly turned cold, who is the-stirring stick?
"Uncle Tian, today I brought a master over to help your family see feng shui or something. Zhuang Yan ignored Du Yun and chatted with Tian Guodong.
Xiaolan came out of Tian Xin's room, and when she saw Zhuang Yan, she was angry: "You stinky boy still dare to come to my house, aren't you afraid of being beaten." ”
Zhuang Yan didn't know the situation yet, and looked dazed: "Aunt Xiao, you are also there, this is the SK that I specially asked my friend to come back from Korea, and the moisturizing and whitening effect is super good." ”
Xiao Lan was a little moved, but said coldly on the surface: "I'm old, what kind of cosmetics do I use, if it's okay, you can leave quickly, our family is a VIP today, and I don't have time to take care of you." ”
Zhuang Yan looked strange, he had obviously exposed the fake relationship between Du Yun and Tian Xin, why was Xiaolan still so interested in Du Yun.
"Aunt Xiao, Xinxin and Du Yun are fake couples, have you forgotten?" reminded Zhuang Yan.
He didn't say that it was okay, but when he mentioned this, Xiaolan became even more angry: "Are you full of food all day long, what do you care about other people's affairs, just take care of yourself." ”
Zhuang Yan: "......"
Could it be that the way to open the door of Tian Xin's house is wrong?
"I see that this Taoist Yin Hall is blackened and covered in gray mist, and there will be a bloody disaster in the next few days. The old man brought by Zhuang Yan suddenly spoke, and Zhuang Yan, who was angry, almost vomited blood.
The old man's hanging was for Xiaolan.
And Xiaolan is going to drive people away, and you still say that people have a bloody disaster, isn't this a mistake in the head.
As Zhuang Yan guessed, Xiao Lan was furious on the spot, glared at the old man and scolded: "Who are you? What age are you, wearing a robe, you think you are a fairy master? ”
Lao Dao's expression changed suddenly: "There are really ghosts in this house, wait for the poor Dao to open the eyes of the sky and take a look." ”
Yao Qian was startled, she could feel the aura of a cultivator from the old man.
Du Yun said: "Don't be afraid, Xiaodao, if you dare to accept you, I will shoot him to death first." ”
Yao Qian, who was about to escape, immediately settled down and stood behind Du Yun, feeling a strong sense of security.
The old Taoist priest burned a Tianyan talisman, no matter whether this talisman was true or not, the scene of the sudden burning calmed several people in the house, and Xiaolan was so frightened that a large string of cruel words on his lips were swallowed back.
"The Poor Dao Heavenly Eye has been opened, wait for me to see if you are possessed by ghosts. ”
The old Taoist priest looked around, and finally his gaze fell behind Du Yun, and shouted: "Wait for the little ghost, don't surrender to this Dao quickly, otherwise this Dao will trap you with a soul chain and hand it over to the Spiritual Bureau to deal with." ”
The old Taoist priest found Yao Qian.
But Yao Qian was not worried, and said lightly: "Stinky fool!"
"Ahh The old man was furious, and took out a chain of soul chains from his body, and shook it in the room.
Xiaolan's family was frightened, and said in their hearts Where did Zhuang Yan find the old god stick, do you want to call the police.
"What are you doing? Stop, don't break my vase, I'm going to make you lose money." Xiao Lan shouted after coming back to her senses.
Zhuang Yan hurriedly explained: "Aunt Xiao, this is the elder Zhao Qirui of the Heavenly Sword Gate in Lancheng, he has been practicing hard in the Heavenly Sword Gate for decades, and his mana is boundless, and it is not a problem to kill demons and eliminate demons. Aunt Xiao still remembers the supernatural explosion some time ago, when it was the Heavenly Sword Gate that calmed down the supernatural. ”
"Since Elder Zhao Qirui said that there are ghosts in the house, it must not be fake. ”
Xiaolan didn't listen: "What a mess, you go out quickly, otherwise I will call the police." ”
Zhuang Yan ran out of words, walked up to Zhao Qirui and asked, "Elder Zhao, is there really a ghost?"
Zhao Qirui nodded: "It's on that kid." ”