Chapter 285: The Return of the King
Shameless, Chu Yu has seen a lot.
For example, Yan Snake, although he loves to brag, but after all, he is still within an acceptable range.
For example, one can hit hundreds of them, or tear Fusang freaks with their hands, smash planes with bricks, shoot anyone 800 miles away, and so on.
No matter how much the flame snake can blow, he doesn't have anything to do with myths and stories.
Dracula is terrible, this guy can almost be said to have no bottom line, and he actually copied the Chinese myths and stories to the past, what Pangu opened the world, Nuwa made people to make up the sky, Houyi shot the sun, Dayu controlled the water and Yugong moved mountains, etc., although the details have changed, but it is completely a change of soup and no medicine, and there is no independent innovation at all.
This guy is definitely the most braggart person Chu Yu has ever seen.
And the most speechless thing is that Dracula also wrote the bragging bull in the "Holy Scriptures" for the world to know.
Others brag about b, nothing more than in front of acquaintances.
Dracula is good, blowing to the whole world, and this bull brate will have to be blown for thousands of years, recorded in the Holy Scriptures.
But if Dracula ate a peanut when he was writing the Holy Book, he didn't write it like that, and he had to drink it like that.
Chu Yu did not deny that Dracula had the ability to create the world.
The facts are right in front of you.
The Outsider Civilization was born from the post-apocalyptic wasteland, and it was decades or even hundreds of years after the end of the world that the Flame Snake had experienced.
It is conceivable that the creation of a splendid and highly developed civilization from a wasteland of nothingness may only be possible by the gods.
The result is obviously a very sacred and respectable thing, and as soon as it gets involved with Dracula, it is all wonderful.
Chu Yu gave a thumbs up, and said in a weird way: "Eldest sister, okay, we know, your creator is just two words, Niu B, four words, omnipotent, eight words, invincible in the world." ”
Who knows? Shaking his head slightly, he said: "At the beginning of the creation of the world, there was a very powerful demon in the world, and when he fought with the demon, the creator did not win. ”
Chu Yu was slightly stunned: "It is also recorded in the Holy Scripture?"
"Yes. ”
Chu Yu looked suspicious.
Dracula, this guy actually exposed himself ugly, not like his style?
In the end, of course, the Creator defeated the demon. ”
The flame snake asked, "What kind of demon?"
"You Chi. ”
"Yes, the Yellow Emperor has come out. ”
Chu Yu rolled his eyes.
He just felt as if something was missing, and sure enough, none of them were left behind.
And Dracula also insulted the IQ of all the Outsiders.
You must know that there are observers and interveners in the timeline of human civilization, Chi You, You Chi, so I reversed the order, this is not an insult to the IQ of all outsiders.
Yan Snake was fascinated by this, frowned and said, "Brother De is so fierce, how can he lose the first time?"
"Mounts. He said with a look of regret: "The first time I faced this powerful demon, the furious energy frightened the Creator's mount, and the mount shook off the Creator and fled. ”
Chu Yu chuckled in his heart: "Don't you tell me that Dracula's mount is called a panda?"
"What is a panda?"
Chu Yu breathed a sigh of relief slightly.
"The Creator's mount is called the Panda, a black and white beast of the ancients. ”
Chu Yu tilted his head and said weakly: "Yes, the old murderer, he can also work hard, but he is too cowardly, and he can still eat." ”
At this moment, he felt that this was no longer just a matter of Dracula bragging or not bragging, or insulting the IQ of all the outsiders, but that this guy was absolutely boring.
Don't say anything about bragging b, you still bury other people's bear dumplings, and by the way, insult the IQ of the outsider, how boring does this have to be a boring person to do such a thing?
Yan Snake asked stupidly, "Is there anything else, about Brother De... ”
"Shut up, don't ask any more. Chu Yu shouted: "I'm afraid that if I listen to it any longer, I won't want to save him." ”
"Why?"
"You'll find out when you go back to read more books. ”
After Chu Yu finished speaking, Bai Yuejiao smiled: "Your creator is so cute. ”
As soon as Bai Yue finished speaking, a huge butterfly flew over and landed in front of everyone.
Everyone looked at the butterflies with anticipation.
The butterfly spat out and said in an inexplicable tone: "It's good that we intervened early, if we were a little late... ”
Chu Yu chuckled in his heart: "What's wrong?"
"If you come a little later, the Creator will heal himself. ”
"Since... Is it self-healing?" Chu Yu's mouth opened, like a toad starved of oxygen: "What do you mean?"
"I can feel that the Creator is not far away from us, and this distance is enough for him to absorb the energy in the transformation of the Heavenly Pivot for self-healing, so he has been in the process of self-healing, and the energy in the Celestial Pivot is almost finished. ”
"I... Grass!"
Chu Yu didn't know what to say anymore.
If Dracula were standing in front of him, he would definitely go to this idiot desperately.
After fighting for life and death for so long, the holy city has fallen, and the result is to take off his pants and fart, and this is more.
If you knew that such a thing would be honestly hidden in Osaka, why bother.
After this battle, the whole world was in dire straits, and almost all the outside demons were wiped out, leaving only a big butterfly and two or five boys, Chu Nian hung up, and the believers who were friends and not enemies were also finished, and the number of dead ordinary people reached an astonishing number.
In the end, the whole Dracula was about to heal itself?!
This is a silly boy, right?
Bai Yue opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.
Only the flame snake, hehe smiled: "Anyway, Lao Tzu is very cool to kill, as long as this guy Dracula is fine." ”
Chu Yu glanced at the flame snake slightly, and then smiled.
Yes, no matter what the process is, no matter how difficult the process is, it doesn't even matter if the process is meaningful or not, as long as Dracula is okay, isn't the reason why everyone is so tossed is to make Dracula safe.
As long as this idiot can come back to life, nothing else matters.
Bai Yue also smiled lightly: "Yes, as long as Deku."
It's okay to pull, and the rest, it doesn't matter. ”
"Well, that's right, the rest, it doesn't matter. ”
The two looked at each other and smiled.
Chu Yu looked at the huge butterfly: "And then, let's just wait here?"
Instead of opening its mouth, the giant butterfly suddenly began to shrink and then turned into a black shadow.
Chu Yu couldn't cry or laugh: "It turned out to be you." ”
When he first came to the Holy City, this black shadow led the way for him and told him that Chu Nian was overshadowed.
After the black shadow circled around Chu Yu, it changed its form again and turned into a little girl who was less than Chu Yu's waist.
The little girl looks extremely cute, like a porcelain doll, but her eyes and temperament give people a very old-fashioned feeling.
"Go to land and wait for the return of the Creator. ”
After saying that, the prayer who had taken the form of a little girl waved her lotus root-like arms.
With the trajectory of her arm, an oval light appeared in the air, like an electric weld, this light drew a circle less than two meters high, and at the other end of the circle, there was a different scene, looking like it was on some land.
"I knew you had portals!"
Chu Yu subconsciously shouted.
"As I said, there are no portals in our civilization. With a slight smile, he explained: "With the phase... Forget it, you don't understand it. “
After saying that, he walked in with the prayer person.
"Go inside, it should be fine. ”
Chu Yu looked expectant, rubbed his hands, and walked into the portal that was not a portal.
After the three humans passed through the "portal", they were on a green grassland.
It's just that the grassland is not flat, and a few kilometers away, there are bottomless cracks, and it is thought that the ground has collapsed due to the earth's core energy or other natural causes.
"This is where the Creator has left, and if He returns, he will definitely come here. ”
After the prayer of the mimic little girl, she sat down directly on a large rock, looking at the sky with a look of anticipation on her face.
Yan Snake came to the side and asked with a smile, "What did the little girl mean when she said that Brother De left for the last time, didn't he leave through the traversal device?"
"The Creator does not need to rely on external forces to enter any timeline, he only needs to find a fixed time node in the universe, and he can enter the relative timeline, that is, history. ”
Chu Yu on the side was thoughtful.
He's been speculating about it all along.
Before being put into the virtual world, the eight-hand van was not "driven", but "pushed", relying on Dracula to stand in the space-time passage and push forward.
And the Outsider Demon does not have this ability, let alone mimicry, even in the form of an energy lifeform, once it enters the cosmic space, there is basically one word left, and that is death.
There is also energy in the universe, but the energy form of the Outsider is different, just like oil and water, they are both liquids, but the composition of matter is different, especially after being affected by external forces, it is easy to turn into hot oil and cold water.
This means that Dracula is not an outsider, just the one who created it.
So what kind of intelligent life is Dracula, it can't be a real god, right?
"Brother De is really good. The flame snake sighed with emotion: "It's like a superman, flying directly into the air through the atmosphere and then entering the universe, it's too good." ”
"When the Creator departed, all the people fell prostrate on the ground, and so was I, and the Creator stepped on seven clouds of different colors, shrouded in divine light. ”
Chu Yu: "... ”
The more you know, the more you can learn about Dracula.
Colorful auspicious clouds have come out.
Are you going to travel or marrying, and you are still stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, why don't you step on Hot Wheels?
"When the Creator returns, he must also be stepping on seven clouds of different colors, with his love... ”
Suddenly his eyes lit up, his mouth opened wide, and he pointed to the sky: "Look, look what's that?"
Hearing this, everyone raised their heads, only to see a small black dot in the air falling at high speed.
"It must be the Creator!", like a nymphomaniac, both eyes are all stars: "It must be the Creator, the Creator has returned, it must be a cloud of seven colors!"
Chu Yu glanced slightly.
People are coming back to clean up the mess, and they don't marry you, you are so excited.
Raising his head again, Chu Yu looked at the black dots in the sky.
But the more you look at it, the more strange it becomes.
As the black dot got bigger and bigger, he always felt that it was not a colorful auspicious cloud, it was a bit like... Where's the dirty broken van?
Sure, it's a dirty van, and it's definitely eight-handed.
Chu Yu recognized it at a glance, it was the broken eight-hand van he had driven.
Except for this broken car, the front face of no van can be so dirty, and the characteristics are obvious, not to mention the broken glass of the headlights, the light bulb inside is hanging outside, like a pious person who has been beaten with an eyeball.
Seeing the familiar eight-hand van, Chu Yu, Yan Snake, and Bai Yue smiled.
Seeing that it was not a colorful auspicious cloud, the remaining two outsiders looked confused.
The head-down van fell quickly, as if it was rushing to be reincarnated.
When it was about ten meters above the ground, the broken van finally stopped.
Before everyone could see the scene in the car, a dark shadow came out of the window of the car and jumped directly to the ground.
With his head bowed, he was half-kneeling on the ground, his silver hair flying in the wind.
Crawling on the ground, his fingers began to tremble with excitement.
As for the praying, they looked reluctant, seemed to sigh slightly, and then fell to one knee.
Dracula, who was wearing a slim suit full of big holes and was barefoot, raised her head slightly.
Chu Yu's expression tightened.
This is not the Dracula he is familiar with.
Bai Yue was also surprised.
And the flame snake, who was about to walk over to say hello, also stopped, and looked at Dracula, who was slowly standing up, his pupils shrunk.
Chu Yu and Bai Yue just instinctively felt that Dracula's temperament had changed, but Yan Snake felt a sense of similarity
The smell of danger in substance.
This aura was far more dangerous than it was for him to face the pious and the faithful.
"Humans. Dracula slowly opened his mouth and said lightly, "Your respects." ”
Chu Yu pulled the flame snake back.
"Something is wrong with this guy!"
The Flame Snake nodded.
Dracula held his chest up, his hands behind his back, like a lion inspecting his territory, and after looking around, his gaze fell on the three of Chu Yu again.
"Your respects!"
Chu Yu asked nervously, "Who are you?"
"The ruler of the Remi system, the creator of the Outsider civilization, and the hunter of the timeline. Dracula said lightly: "Humans, worship me as a god, an outsider, call me the creator, Remi Galaxy, and revere me as 'sauce'!"
Chu Yu was confused.
The creator of the Outsider Civilization, he knows, there is no need to question this.
The timeline ranger, he can roughly understand, is probably like the power-enhanced version of the observer.
He didn't understand what the ruler of the Remi system meant, and with a 'sauce', he was even more confused.
Remi-chan, what does it mean?
Could it be an extraterrestrial intelligent civilization of a higher dimension or a higher civilization?
"Chu Yu. Gritted his teeth, crawled behind Chu Yu, and pulled his trouser legs: "Kneel down on one knee!"
Chu Yu turned his head, looked at the person who had inserted the brain melon seeds into the grass, and then looked at the person praying with a hint of surprise on his face in the distance, confused.
Bai Yue whispered: "Dracula should have recovered his memory, maybe he was originally like this." ”
"Where is Chu Fugui?" asked Chu Yu Langsheng.
"Do you mean, that despicable human? Dracula snorted, "He has not shown respect and humility to the gods, and has thrown me into the eternal void." ”
"What are you talking about!" Chu Yu's eyes turned red, and he was about to rush forward, but he was stopped by the flame snake.
At this moment, the flame snake, unusually calm, grabbed Chu Yu tightly, and said to Dracula: "Respect or something, you can, what do you say, what do we do, and then we leave, from now on, the well water will not interfere with the river water." ”
When Bai Yue heard that Chu Fugui was thrown into some eternal void, her face was also cloudy, and she scolded coquettishly: "Dracula, don't you remember us at all?"
"Remember, you're a fun toy. There was no sense of distraction in Dracula's voice: "Even toys should be in awe of the gods, do you also want to enter the eternal void?" ”
Yan Snake whispered expressionlessly: "Kneel, get out of here first, figure out what's going on, I can feel that this guy is already a sixth relative, and it is extremely dangerous." ”
"Kneel!" Chu Yu scolded: "The surname De, if you don't tell me about Chu Fugui today, Lao Tzu will break your dog's legs!"
"Ignorant ants, then, die. Dracula raised his hand slightly.
"Creator!"
Prostrate on the ground raised his head: "Forgive their ignorance, they have no intention of offending your majesty... ”
"Shut up!" Dracula gave him a cold look, "Then you guys, you should die too!"
With that, Dracula lifted her hands up, her lips squirming, and she didn't know what she was muttering.
Chu Yu's expression changed greatly, Yan Snake's face turned cold, and he took out a tactical dagger from his waist.
Everyone looked at Dracula, their faces heavy and their hearts beating faster.
Five seconds later, Dracula's lips squirmed.
Ten seconds later, Dracula's lips were still squirming.
Half a minute later, this guy was still babbling and didn't know what to say.
Just then, an ashtray fell from the air.
It landed on the back of Dracula's head.
In the broken eight-hand van in the sky, there was a "creaking" sound, and after the car window was rolled down, Chu Fugui stuck his head out and scolded.
"Can you stop pretending to be B?"
Dracula, who had just looked divine and inviolable, rubbed the back of his head and looked at the sky, his face was angry.
As for ?, she was furious, if it weren't for the prayer person pulling her, she would be eager to directly tear Chu Fuguisheng alive in the sky now.
No one can "sneak attack" the Creator in front of her!
She also didn't want to think about whose creator could be smashed in the brain by an ashtray.
Chu Yu looked confused, glanced at the angry Dracula, and then at the extremely obscene old face in the sky, and didn't understand the situation for a while.
Bai Yue was the first to react, and without saying a word, he directly smashed the tactical bag on Dracula's head.
The flame snake scolded his mother, and suddenly pounced, and after throwing Dracula to the ground, he was beaten with a hammer according to his brain.
"Let you pretend, rely on your uncle, continue to pretend!"
Dracula covered her face and laughed wildly.
"Wowha, what's the matter, my acting skills are good, I've been deceived. ”
Chu Yu had the heart to kill, and he was just about to rush up and kick his feet, when he suddenly discovered an interesting thing, that is, the praying person's face was very calm, as if he had seen it no longer strange.
And just now when Dracula came down to pretend to be b, the praying person was bewildered.
Now it all makes sense.
Dracula is usually like this, as a "consciousness clone", and the praying person knows Dracula's true appearance best, but just now this guy suddenly pretended to be majestic and serious, which made the praying person confused.
It can also be seen from this that even before Dracula lost his memory, he was so slippery, otherwise the prayer wouldn't have looked surprised.
No, after Chu Yu rushed up, he kicked Dracula's ass, and even Bai Yue was full of shame and anger, and he picked up the tactical bag and smashed it again.
Dracula laughed and covered her face.
"The level of the Oscar for Best Actor, hahaha, it should have been recorded just now. ”
"Road your sister!"
Looking at the crowd that was in a mess, ?" Plop sat down on the ground with a bang, and then looked at the praying person, his eyes full of helplessness.
"He... Is he our Creator?"
The praying man spread his hands: "I'm sorry, it's him." ”