The braised pork ribs made by Lao Xiang can also be called exquisite, but compared with his mother Comrade Yuan Hongmei, there is still room for improvement.

Xiang Yu looked up at Lao Xiang, sucking the ribs with a slurp, and his face was shiny.

More than half of the five catties of pork ribs, Xiang Yu felt almost full, and took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, "Old Xiang, what do you think of Aunt Yuan?"

"Which Aunt Yuan?"

Lao Xiang vowed to suck all the bone marrow in the ribs clean - people who came over in the past era were thrifty in their bones, even if he had a company with a market value of 60 billion.

"Our nanny, who is responsible for grocery shopping every day, is now left alone in the villa and is responsible for cleaning or something. ”

"Oh, you said her. It is worthy of an old fox, and when he noticed that Xiang Yu had something to say, he couldn't even bother to gnaw on the ribs, "Xiaoyu, what do you want to ask?"

Special meow, being looked directly at by his father, Xiang Yu was nervous.

How do you hide your thoughts?

"That's it...... That, Lao Xiang, as a single father, you don't have any other ideas, such as how about Aunt Yuan? ”

After living for 17 years, Xiang Yudu never expected that he would one day help his parents pull the red line.

Lao Xiang was shocked.

Recalling the image of Aunt Yuan - a middle-aged fat figure, simple and unpretentious dress, no powder for many years, only busy around the stove.

Xiang Yu was looking forward to Lao Xiang's answer, and a small flame of hope ignited in his heart.

Lao Xiang coughed awkwardly, and suddenly pointed to the TV on the other side of the sofa, "Xiaoyu, how do you think of this host, does it fit the image of your inner mother?"

Xiang Yu: "......"

Looking back at the dignified and decent hostess on TV, at the age of about thirty, her appearance is indeed good, the key is that her intellectual beauty sets off her more outstandingly.

Alas, forget it.

The twisted melon is not sweet, let the old man slowly realize to himself.

Xiang Yu suddenly felt like his heart was broken.

That night, Lao Xiang had a nightmare.

"Yuan Hongmei, don't be like this, don't touch there......"

In the dream, Yuan Hongmei, who was wearing an apron, stretched out her oily hand and smiled at him. But what is in front of me is a middle-aged greasy aunt.

Don't!

In the next room, Xiang Yu slept averagely, waking up twice in the middle. In addition to being woken up by Lao Xiang's voice talking in his sleep, there are also reasons for Bai Wenxin.

I don't know what tricks the touching IQ Bai Qianjin will use to torture him?

…………

Halfway through the day, nothing happened.

Xiang Yu didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief, and an unfamiliar face appeared outside the door of the fifth class of high school: "Xiang Yu, Liu Yingying is looking for you." Room 318, Art Building. ”

"I don't have time. Xiang Yu was very vigilant, guessing that Bai Wenxin might be playing tricks.

I'm not that stupid.

Liu Yingying said, I want to hear your explanation in person, if you don't come, she will go to the radio station to broadcast on a loop to find someone. ”

For the sake of him, such a big battle was used.

Xiang Yu hesitated.

Is it Bai Wenxin's trick, or is Liu Yingying really looking for him?

Just go, I'm not afraid of Xiang Yu!

Besides, with Director Ding's support, Bai Wenxin can't do any tricks in school.

Xiang Yu admitted that this time he was reckless.

On the other hand, it is also a good opportunity to chase after victory.

If Bai Wenxin really wanted to be a demon, Xiang Yu would not show mercy to his subordinates, and find a way to give a fatal blow to make her hate herself. The revision progress estimate will go straight back to zero.

His expectations were fulfilled.

"I haven't really been to the art building. ”

The whole building is a European-style building from the last century, which was specially used for art students in the school.

When you walk in, you can hear the melodious sound of the piano, and other students who practice bel canto are opening their voices. If you don't listen carefully, you think someone has stepped on his foot.

Xiang Yu came to the third floor and stood at the door of classroom 318.

Tuk tuk tuk raised his hand and knocked on the door.

No response for half a day.

"Strange. ”

Knock again.

The force used was greater than the last time, and the door panel was easily pushed open by Xiang Yu's hand.

"Anyone?"

Still no one responded to him.

Seeing that the recess is about to end, as a new campus example, Xiang Yu doesn't want to be late for class. After thinking about it, I pushed the door straight in.

The moment the door opened, the aroma wafted out, it was the scent of body soap.

In front of me are rows of lockers that look like ...... Dressing room?

A girl stood five meters away with her back to him. Hearing the voice and turning around, Xiang Yu realized that she was only wearing a sports bra.

"Ahh

In the end, he simply slumped to the ground contrivedly, revealing a "I'm already dirty" stagnant expression.

"......" Xiang Yu wanted to give an evaluation of this classmate's acting skills that he used too hard.

You can guess from her performance that she has been tricked.

It was all in Xiang Yu's expectations, and he was not panicked. Waiting for the female classmate in front of me to finish the full performance, she sat there and cried silently with grief and indignation.

According to the inherent framing routine, Bai Wenxin will appear soon.

Sure enough, a familiar roar came in: "What a shameless voyeur, I, Bai Wenxin, will not let you go!"

Not to mention, it's quite chivalrous.

It's just that the acting skills are equally unbearable.

"Contrived, too contrived. Xiang Yu shook his head.

However, in terms of her IQ, she can be arranged to this extent, and she can already be rated as excellent.

Before Bai Wenxin pushed the door in, Xiang Yu crossed his waist and pouted his hips. also deliberately flirted the school uniform jacket up, posing a slightly stiff "S".

So, when Bai Wenxin saw Xiang Yu smiling at her, she almost couldn't hold back, and directly used the means to deal with the teddy bear - to blast him.

He was actually sarcastic about himself!

Bai Wenxin also realized it later, and said that there must be a reason why Liu Yingying kindly warned herself. So, humbly ask your tutor for advice.

This is good, conscientious, a senior old teacher who has been in the teaching industry for so many years, and wants to use his spare heat to be a tutor in his later years, even handed in a letter of resignation overnight. Please resign sincerely, to avoid the urgency of the sense of survival that is not guaranteed in the late season, and directly see the white mother crying.

The next day, he spent a lot of money and invited ten-digit teachers of various subjects to Bai Wenxin.

Especially the idioms "extremely smart", she has written more than 100 times.

I had a nightmare that night, dreaming that I was walking around the school with my buttocks pouted, and was ridiculed by my classmates led by Xiang Yu.

Unexpectedly, the nightmare came true, and it was even more annoying than a dream.

"You ......" If he hadn't silently warned himself not to have a seizure, Bai Wenxin almost couldn't hold back. She sneered at the corner of her mouth, "The surname is Xiang, you're finished, Director Ding will be here soon!"