However, Zhenhua also knows that his hope is as fragile as the foam in his mother's laundry tub, which can burst at any time and turn into nothingness.

Early the next morning, Wang Xiang and his wife killed the pig and rushed to the market to sell meat.

Zhao Chenghai and his wife Cuihong also went to the town to buy some gifts and ask Wang Xiang to take them to Zhangguigang. It can be seen that Zhao Chenghai really regrets it now, he actually bleed heavily and bought hundreds of yuan of tobacco and alcohol!

Qi Lei also took Zhuang Xiaodie to the market, bought four catties of noodles, and went back to make a basket gift to Hao Guolan.

Back at home, Qi Lei hid from his mother Lan Yuzhi, secretly crushed four catties of dried noodles, and then put four catties of meat and a dozen or so rotten eggs into a fertilizer bag, and stuck his mouth tightly. If you don't stick your mouth, the stench will leak out, and it will smoke yourself.

These dozen or so rotten eggs are the wild eggs and wild duck eggs that Qi Lei found in the reed beach by the river with great effort, all of which are smelly. Yesterday afternoon, Qi Lei didn't do anything, just burrowed through the reeds, looking for rotten eggs.

After packing up the basket gift, Qi Lei said to Zhuang Xiaodie: "There is a bricklayer on the construction site who has come back to farm, I will go to Xiaogezhuang to inquire and ask about your brother and your cousin." ”

Zhuang Xiaodie also wanted to follow, but Qi Lei didn't allow it.

Qi Lei carried the basket, came to Zhenhua first, and asked, "Zhenhua, I will give Hao Guolan a basket gift, will you go?"

Zhenhua was holding the old buffalo, dragging the stone stone to crush the threshing floor in front of the door, shaking his head and laughing: "I won't go, you can go alone." Hao Guolan is your cousin, and when she saw you sending a basket gift, she must have drunk and killed chickens and left you at her house for dinner. ”

"Okay, I'll go see my cousin first, and I'll tell you about the situation when I come back. Qi Lei grinned and walked over with a basket.

On the tenth day of the beginning of summer, the flail sounded.

At this time, it is approaching the noon harvest season, and some people's rape matures early, gradually withers and yellows, and has already been harvested.

The wheat is already golden, the wheat waves are undulating with the wind, and the wheat is fragrant.

Qi Lei carried the basket and went from the field road to Xiaogezhuang, along the way, they were all acquaintances and villagers in the front and back villages.

The villagers asked: "Qi Lei, who is carrying the basket to salute?"

Qi Lei laughed hesitantly and said loudly: "Oh, go see my cousin Hao Guolan in Xiaogezhuang!"

"Is Hao Guolan confined?"

"Hahaha, her pigs and dogs are almost in confinement!" Qi Lei laughed.

"Be heard by your cousin, beware she tears your mouth. The crowd laughed.

"How come, my cousin treats me the best and treats me like a nephew!" Qi Lei laughed all the way to the village of Xiaogezhuang.

Walking all the way from the east end of the village, to the door of Hao Guolan's house, Qi Lei found that there was no one in her house, and General Tie guarded the door.

Qi Lei was not in a hurry, he put the basket on the door pier on the east side, and sat on the door pier on the west side, smoking a cigarette, waiting for Hao Guolan.

After smoking a cigarette, before Hao Guolan arrived, Qi Lei saw Wang Yaoyan's cousin Wang Yaoqing.

Wang Yaoqing, like Xiulian's eldest brother Lu Shengsong, has a bad brain, and he can't be a master bricklayer, so he can only do small work. In the spring, Wang Yaoqing was also working on Wang Yaoyan's construction site, and at this time he went home to farm.

Qi Lei hurriedly beckoned: "Wang Yaoqing, come here!"

When Wang Yaoqing saw Qi Lei, he came over with a grin and said with a smile: "Happy marriage, right?"

"You haven't been married, how do you know if you're happy or not?" Qi Lei glared at Wang Yaoqing, gave him another cigarette, and asked, "After I left, how happened on the construction site?"

Wang Yaoqing glared and said: "You are embarrassed to say that you beat Ye Fei and Zhuang Wu to death, and snatched Zhuang Xiaodie away, and the bricklayer in northern Anhui beat my cousin Wang Yaoyan to the point that his head was bleeding." My cousin lost a total of several thousand yuan, and he said that he would settle accounts with you when he came back!"

Qi Lei was completely relieved, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'll wait for Wang Yaoyan to settle accounts with me." ”

Wang Yaoqing didn't leave, and sat in front of Hao Guolan's house with Qi Lei, talking incoherently, talking about the things on the construction site one by one.

Qi Lei roughly understood.

After he ran away with Zhuang Xiaodie, Zhuang Wu and Ye Fei both woke up. Wang Yaoyan rushed to deal with the aftermath and was beaten up by workers in northern Anhui and asked him to hand over Qi Lei and Zhuang Xiaodie. Wang Yaoyan had no choice, so he compensated Ye Fei and Zhuang Wu for their medical expenses and lost work, and instead of Qi Lei, he compensated Zhuang Xiaodie's parents for 1,000 yuan in child support, which calmed down the incident.

Wang Yaoqing said again: "Qi Lei, my cousin said that I will raid your home when I come back." ”

Qi Lei glared: "If he dares to come, I will let him lie on the ground like Ye Fei Zhuangwu!"

Wang Yaoqing smiled: "Anyway, I don't care about your business, I'll watch the excitement when you fight." ”

Qi Lei continued to smoke and waited for Hao Guolan.

When someone from Xiaogezhuang passed by in front of the door, Qi Lei took out a cigarette and left people to chat a few words.

In less than half an hour, more than a dozen people had gathered in front of Hao Guolan's house.

At half past nine, Hao Guolan finally came back, holding a sickle in his hand, estimating that he had just harvested rape in the field.

Seeing a large circle of people in front of the door, Hao Guolan was also surprised, frowning and staring.

Qi Lei had already seen Hao Guolan, jumped up on the ground, waved his hand and shouted: "Cousin, cousin!"

Hao Guolan saw Qi Lei at this time, and walked over with a frown: "It's Qi Lei, what are you doing in front of my house?"

Qi Lei grinned and said, "Look at what my aunt said! If you don't come to the door for three years, you can't be a kiss or not! You are my cousin, can't I come to see you?"

Hao Guolan was even more depressed, nodded reluctantly and smiled: "That's what you said, is your mother okay?"

"My mom is fine. My mother said at home all day long, cousin, you are a good person, and she said good things about me and Zhao Zhenhua behind her back. Qi Lei held the basket in his hand and said:

"Say I'm a drunken maniac, I get incontinent when I drink, and I pee on my crotch. He also said that Zhenhua was not admitted to the university and became a neurotic. I will give you a basket gift, and I have come to thank you! Thank you for what my cousin said, so that I could not find a wife in my hometown, so I had to bring a wife back from outside. ”

Hao Guolan knew that Qi Lei was here to be sarcastic, and he couldn't help but turn dark!

"Cousin, this is a little bit of my heart, you must accept it!" Qi Lei put down the basket again, laughed, and turned away.

"Neurotic!" Hao Guolan gritted her teeth and cursed, uncovering the pillow towel on the basket to see.

The idlers in front of the door who watched the excitement didn't leave, and they also stretched out their heads to watch.

The pillow towel was opened, but inside the basket was a bulging bag of fertilizer.

Hao Guolan frowned, not knowing what was contained here.

Wang Yaoqing said: "Untie the bag and see what Qi Lei has sent." ”

Hao Guolan glared: "You help me untie it and take a look." ”

Wang Yaoqing was stupid and untied the bag casually.

"Oh——!"

The moment the pocket opened, everyone exclaimed, and each covered their noses and retreated sharply!

There were broken noodles in the pocket, rotten eggs, two catties of brown sugar, and a knife of stinky meat, which was crawling with maggots!

A foul smell spread, stinking worse than the dung in the pit!

Wang Yaoqing covered his nose, jumped and laughed in front of Hao Guolan's house: "Qi Lei is really lacking in morality, where did he get stinky meat and rotten eggs, and give a basket gift to Hao Guolan? Hahaha, this basket gift is enough for Hao Guolan to eat for a year!"

The others also laughed or scolded Qi Lei for his lack of morality.

The people of the village were alarmed, and they rushed over to inquire about the situation.

Hao Guolan was so angry that she almost fainted, and jumped in front of the door and scolded:

"Turtle grandson Qi Lei, why do you dig up your father's bones and give them to me! The old lady can't spare you, this basket gift, I will give it to your own mother immediately, give it to your grandmother, and bring a few shit jars and smash them in your new house! If the old lady doesn't go to your house to smash the shit jars, the old lady will be raised by you!"

The women of Dongwan Village quarrel with each other, and they pay attention to routines, and the intensity of the battle is clearly graded.

In the usual quarrels, you scold me, I scold you, you greet my parents, I greet your eighteenth generation ancestors, this is just pediatrics, and it is not even the lowest intensity.

The slightly more intense way of scolding is called a "cutting board knife".

What does that mean? It is to take a cutting board and a kitchen knife, and scold in front of the enemy's door, scold, and slash the kitchen knife on the cutting board. The scolding is usually like this: I cut off your son's heart, cut your daughter's lungs, and cut off the places where the women of your family can't speak...... In short, those curse words are a collection of all the swear words and vicious curses that span 30,000 miles, up and down for 5,000 years, and cannot be described in words.

The enemy will also respond with a "chopping board knife" and return the favor with the same domineering scolding. So, the two sides come and go, swords, swords, swords, s

A little more powerful than the "cutting board knife" is "smashing the jar".

In the countryside, there is a terracotta jug, which is similar in size and shape to a thermos bile bladder. When cooking dinner, fill the jug with water and place it in the corner of the stove. After dinner, I took out the jug of water, and there was hot water to wash my face and feet.

In addition to being used to simmer water, this kind of clay jug also has a purpose, which is to fill it with dung and smash it in the enemy's hall!

The power of the jar is more powerful than a mine, and once it is shot, it must be a dark ghost crying wolf, and the stench will not disperse for three days.

A more powerful way to scold than "smashing a can" is the ultimate killer - rolling the stall!

Rolling stalls are a kind of magic skills that can only be performed by top masters, and they must be cultivated to the point of forgetting things and me, in order to be like a fish in water and exert their greatest power.

Because the stall needs to take off its own clothes, and there is not a single veil on the whole body!

The implementer of the rolling stall often adopts the method of sneak attack, wearing only a raincoat, rushing to the door of the enemy's house, removing the raincoat with lightning speed, and then rolling all over the ground, yelling and scolding, attracting the whole village to watch.

The countrymen believe that being made such a fuss by a married woman in front of the door is the dirtiest and most unlucky, and this kind of bad luck is difficult to get rid of in eight lifetimes. Above, it affects the face of the ancestors, and below, it affects the luck of the children and grandchildren.

Once the ultimate killer weapon such as the rolling stall is released, the power is endless, the small one will make the enemy vomit three liters of blood, and the big one will make the enemy die on the spot.

Qi Lei dared to challenge Hao Guolan, he really ate the heart of a bear and a leopard gall!

You must know that Hao Guolan, as a professional matchmaker within a radius of dozens of miles and an outstanding representative of the three aunts and six mothers-in-law, knows all kinds of scolding methods well, and uses them perfectly!

According to the incomplete statistics of Song Rengui of the second group of Dongwan, Hao Guolan's brilliant achievements in her mother's family as a girl are not counted, and in the 25 years after marrying into Xiaogezhuang, a total of more than 300 "chopping board knives" were implemented in Xiaogezhuang and the villages before and after, 72 times "smashing the jar", and 9 times "rolling the stall".

There are two "big consumers of cutting boards" in Dongwan Village, one is Wang Xiang, a pig killer, and the other is Hao Guolan. But Wang Xiang himself admitted that the chopping boards he chopped ribs were far less than the chopping boards that Hao Guolan scolded.

Dongwan Village and even the entire Hedong Town, in the scolding world, as soon as Hao Guolan comes out, who will compete with him?

Now Hao Guolan has been completely enraged by Qi Lei's basket gift!

She plans to go to Qi Lei's house with a three-pronged approach, with a cutting board knife and a jar, and have another rolling stall!