104. Two messages
After Yang Shubao untied the rope, Pingtou got into the garden grass.
In the evening, a husky caught a mouse playing outside the garden, and the flathead rushed out.
Husky is a medium-sized dog, and often weighs more than forty pounds when it is an adult, while the flat-headed brother is generally twenty pounds, and there is a gap between the two sides.
It didn't come out to really fight the husky, but to scare the opponent into taking the opportunity to snatch the prey and run away.
Wild animals are very fierce and cautious, like leopards that are scared and often jump around, and this trick of the flathead brother is reliable.
But it was unlucky today and ran into two fools, the husky.
The second fool does not follow the usual path, sometimes it will be frightened by its own shadow and howl, and sometimes it dares to charge in the face of the lion.
This time, the husky was not frightened, and when he saw the flat-headed brother rushing out, he raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes, not only was he not afraid, but he also wanted to go up and play with the flat-headed brother.
Faced with this opponent whose head is bigger than himself, the flat-headed brother was not afraid, and he performed a tentative attack: as soon as the ass was cocked, the husky turned his head and ran.
Yang Shubao was curious, what kind of mental illness did these two fools commit? Why was it still afraid of Brother Pingtou's ass?
A gust of wind sent the answer, it smelled bad!
Honey badgers, like weasels, have stinky glands on their buttocks, and they can also fart!
Lao Yang was suddenly glad that this honey badger was very good to him, and he didn't fart when he was tortured by him at noon.
It just so happened that he had a bottle of honey here, which he had bought to make flower tea, and after discovering that the honey badger had shown mercy to his men, he decided to repay the favor and went down with the honey to find it.
The honey badger has a very mixed diet, it will be tearing dead rats to eat, and when it saw Yang Shubao coming, he quickly threw away the rats and ran away.
Yang Shubao took a small basin and put it on the ground, and poured half a bottle of honey into it.
Brother Pingtou immediately came out of the grass again, it snorted and looked at Lao Yang suspiciously, Lao Yang took the basin and handed it to it: "Eat, you will be my cub in the future, I mean you are the cub of the mother of the tree of life, stay here and don't run around." ”
The front paw pressed the basin, and the flat-headed brother stuffed his head into the basin and ate happily.
The honey eagle that stayed in the garden with it also found honey, but the flat-headed brother was not smart enough to take the initiative to share the food with the CP, so he ate it on his own, regardless of the chirping of the honey eagle next to him.
Yang Shubao doesn't want to care, these traitor birds!
However, this flat-headed brother was brought by them, and Lao Yang also hoped that they could bring more flat-headed brothers to their own territory, so he reluctantly got them some honey, and this was just wiped on the tree, and the honey eagles were as happy as chickens pecking rice.
There was no rabbit meat, so he ate dirt at noon on Saturday.
There must have been a big meal in the evening to participate in the ladder climbing, and he decided to wait for the evening meal on an empty stomach.
At noon, he took out the udon bones from the pan and fried them, then fished them out and put them on a plate and stared at them.
Is it really okay to eat soil?
According to Sissi, without any condiments, he pinched a piece of udon bone and put it in his mouth.
There is no special taste, it is salty, and it has a good taste, it is very crispy after frying, very similar to potato chips, and it is strange to eat it with a click.
Yang Shubao made a pot of flower tea, with tea and eating udon bones with a bit of afternoon tea, coupled with the faint fragrance of chrysanthemums from the garden, it is also very comfortable.
The three elves came uninvited, they didn't eat meat, they could eat everything else, and they drank tea and ate udon bones, and a large bag of clay chips didn't even eat much.
"What's this? It's delicious. John asked curiously.
Yang Shubao smiled maliciously: "It's called udon bone, and it's food made from animal ashes." ”
John was pleasantly surprised: "Yes, it turns out that animal ashes are so delicious? I'm going to kill a twisted horned forest antelope, its bones are the largest, and when the time comes, the city lord will eat the meat, and we will eat its ashes." ”
Yang Shubao hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Don't don't, I'm kidding, this is soil, it's soil!"
"I'm kidding, too, how can we not tell the smell of an animal?" John smiled.
"That's right, you can tell it even if it's burned to ashes. Nate added.
Udon bones are cheap, a large bag costs only 1.99 rand, which is less than a dollar, which is much cheaper than snacks such as potato chips and dried fruit.
Yang Shubao went to blow up a big bag again, and he just popped out the Udon Bone Pot Tree Spirit Panel: [Young City Lord, there is a new life coming in your territory, please go and ensure that it is born healthy. 】
"What does it matter to me whether I have a baby or not? It's not my wife who gives birth!"
The words on the panel quickly changed: [Young City Lord, there is a new life coming to your territory, please go and ensure that it is born healthy (with a reward.] 】
"Don't worry, I will definitely treat this matter with the same attitude as my wife giving birth, and I will ensure that their mother and child are healthy!"
The Dryad panel has nothing to say.
This mission was very interesting, Yang Shubao brought the udon bone and said, "There is a female beast on our territory who is going to give birth to a baby beast." ”
John quickly went to get the udon bone, but was burned and grinned: "Of course, every day, rats, ground squirrels, grass hares, oh, and yesterday a bird laid five eggs on Mother Tree of Life." ”
Yang Shubao waved his hand and said: "No, it's not right, it shouldn't be them, it's a big animal that is about to give birth." ”
It would be too much of a calf to deliver rats, rabbits, or birds, and the dryads wouldn't give him such an impossible task.
John said, "Just count and you will know, there is a lioness among the female animals in the big animals?"
Yang Shubao looked at Simba, who was chasing after the golden retriever outside, and shook his head and said, "Impossible." ”
"Rock python?"
"Are they female?"
"Little monkey?"
"Too young to deliver a baby. ”
"Leopard tortoise?"
"Spawning still uses midwifery?"
"Twisted horned forest antelope?"
"There must be one of them that has been born!" Yang Shubao slapped his thigh fiercely.
Nate next to him suddenly covered his legs and jumped up: "It hurts, it hurts!"
Yang Shubao said excitedly: "I just feel that something is wrong, the males and females in the twisted horned forest antelope rarely gather together to form a group, unless it is invited or a female wants to give birth to a male to come to protect, it is one of them." ”
John went to check on the Twisted Horn Lynx, and came back and said, "City Lord, there is one good news and one bad news, which one do you listen to first?"
"Bad news. ”
"You guessed it wrong, it's not a certain twisted horned forest antelope that is pregnant. ”
Yang Shubao was stunned: "Impossible, are you joking with me?"
John looked serious: "No, you really guessed wrong. ”
Yang Shubao was depressed: "Damn!
"All four female antelopes are pregnant!"
"I'll do it, next time, can you trouble the old man to finish the conversation all at once? Is this a roller coaster game?!" Lao Yang was crazy.
The four horned antelopes were pregnant, but the due date was uncertain, so he asked the three elves to keep an eye on it, which was a big deal, and then he picked up his hair and drove to the ladder like a calf licked by an old heifer.
Big meal, I'm coming!