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On the Internet, what I didn't say, Su Luo's news dominates the screen!

"The ruthless pit master 'makes a big fuss' on a certain station!"

"The Almighty Pit Bishop is a Man Series: Announcer, Commentator, King of Pickpockets, or King of a Thousand Kings!"

"Heavy! The reason why the pit owner messed into the show yesterday was revealed!"

This kind of title is overused, and at a glance, you can see that it is the kind of self-media that is only for traffic, and this trick is a bit forceful The media now disdain to use it.

Xinhua.com commented on Su Luo's guest anchor's broadcast of the program "Common Concern", which sparked heated discussions.

"News can be 'high', but not 'cold'. Su Luo, who is deeply loved by netizens and is nicknamed the 'ruthless pit master', seems to be a cute, but inadvertently interprets ......" in another way"

Pay attention to the keyword, pit master!

Xinhua.com is one of the six major media outlets, known for its seriousness and rigor, and its rhetoric is very particular. complained about Su Luo like this, there was only a group blog before, when did the New Flower Society start to use this ridiculous way?

There are not many people who can notice this and study it carefully, anyway, Su Luo's fans are happy in their hearts: Well, we used to call the pit master in private, but now, hey, hey, hey!

Come over to me, Xiaoluozi, kneel down! Xinhuawang says that you are pitted, and you still want to quibble? You can wear this hat well, slightly!

The People's Daily also published a commentary article on Su Luo's cameo appearance in the "Focus Interview" to show the pickpocket's unique skills, once again reminding the masses to pay attention to property safety. In the article, Su Luo's program directly said: "The human spirit does not pay equal attention to all the things it feels. "As an introduction.

A certain station also quickly responded to all kinds of speculation in the gossip media caused by Su Luo's "chaotic entry" into various programs yesterday, and held a press conference.

"I don't deny that there were some minor differences with DreamWorks, but everything is based on the principle of mutual understanding and mutual respect, and that has never changed!

The two sides have also been engaged in good and friendly communication and consultation on how to resolve these minor differences, and very good progress has been made.

We have repeatedly stressed that the outside world's speculation that the so-called breakdown of the relationship between a certain station and DreamWorks and a certain station will completely ban DreamWorks and other remarks is purely a rumor. And for those who deliberately spread rumors for their own selfish interests, we will investigate to the end!"

Lin Jun's righteous words, every word and every sentence, loud and clear!

Reporter: "Then Director Lin, Su Luo frequently appeared in a certain station's program yesterday......"

Lin Jun didn't wait for the reporter to finish asking: "Oh, that's the case, some time ago, I just took over, and I didn't understand many things, so I made mistakes in a hurry, and the second season of "Chinese Poetry Conference" caused a lot of dissatisfaction from the audience, and I can't escape the blame."

After a deep understanding of the mistake, I invited Mr. Su to come over, after all, he is the strongest program planner in China, and asked him to help see how the program in the station needs to be improved, and I hope to listen to some of his professional opinions, so I hired Mr. Su yesterday to act as the director of a certain station for a day......"

The audience was in awe and moved!

That's right, after the second season of "Chinese Poetry Conference", who is to blame? Lin Jun, the new director, especially when the director of the second season of "Chinese Poetry Conference" is a relative of Lin Jun, all the spearheads are pointed at him!

Even if he publicly apologized for this, and swore that the military order made netizens have nothing to say for a while, in his heart, everyone knows that it is very likely to be just a rhetoric to deal with.

And now?

Knowing mistakes can be changed, allowing the virtuous to use their abilities, and following the advice!

The time and place are favorable, Lin Jun has learned that in fact, he has always been in his hands, but he didn't find it before, and now the people and the momentum are in his hands, and he is sure of this change in a certain station!

On the other side,

Weibo is still boiling and heating up! Yesterday's "pit owner messed into a certain station" continued to ferment!

If it is said that before Su Luo came out, there were only a few fresh meat stars on the Weibo hot search list every day, either changing their hairstyles or changing their girlfriends.

The big guy also knows that the Weibo hot search list can be bought. Then a group of unknown fans of the fan circle were crazy and angry, and it seemed to be very loud, but in fact, it was just like that.

And after Su Luo was born, it's okay to buy hot searches, but you pick a better time, such as when Su Luo doesn't do things, otherwise, pull it down! Just the money you gave, how can you compare it with the traffic brought by Su Luo's things? Your so-called "hot search physique" doesn't you have a little bit of pressure in your heart? Su Luo is called a real hot search physique!

"The earth doesn't explode, we don't take a holiday! The universe doesn't restart, we don't rest!" This stalk spread all over the Internet overnight, and was played bad by netizens, and all kinds of imitations emerged in endlessly!

The stalk of "your backhand is weak" was even played by game fans: "You are weak in the lane, poor in replenishment, garbage in position, slow in response, no hero is proficient!

The most confused is the national table tennis team, which only finished playing the World Table Tennis Championships in a foreign country last night, and after winning the award, he didn't stay overnight and got on the plane to rush back to China.

As soon as he got off the plane, the coach Dragon Team was stunned! Lin Junxiong was stunned! All the members of the national table tennis team were stunned!

The scene in front of him made Lin Junxiong dumbfounded: "Long Gui...... Are you sure we played the World Table Tennis Championships yesterday, not the Olympics?"

The dragon team swallowed: "...... I'm sure. ”

What the heck!

There are more fans at the airport than when the Olympic national table tennis swept all the gold medals and returned!

And, what's going on with those journalists? Has anyone explained it to me?

"Dragons! The pit master said you are a fat man who doesn't know how to play, what do you think?"

The Dragons burst into tears: "What?"

"Little Bear Bear~~!

Lin Junxiong burst into tears: "What?"

finally squeezed out, a group of people took their mobile phones and looked at Weibo, only to know what happened, on the bus, all the national table tennis staggered laughter!

"You... You have a weak backhand, a weak forehand, loose steps, slow reactions, and no decent movements, just like you, and you still want to fight with me? hahahaha!"

"Xu... Guided by Xu... Ha... Haha, fat man who doesn't know how to ball, poof!"

How can this be endured?

The dragon team logged on to their Weibo on the spot and replied: "Don't accept the appointment, sing or table tennis, you choose!"

It was a big bang in an instant!

"Hahahaha!"

"The pit master is coming! The Dragons are going to scare you!"

"Dragons, I'll support you!

"The 358th Regiment of the National Army has arrived, don't worry, the Dragon Team has helped with this field!"

"Damn it, second battalion commander, take Lao Tzu's Italy... Take out the noodles for the dragon team to taste, and then pull out Lao Tzu's Italian cannon, pillar! Can you bring down that big hole with one shot? Aim point, don't fucking hit crooked again!"

Weibo netizens are upside down!

And the most interesting thing is not this. Even if Sato Xiuzhong was abused by blood, Su Luo's words in the commentary even degraded him and even the Japanese table tennis and Japanese media, how can you bear it?

The table tennis section of the Japanese sports media immediately clamored and frantically criticized the Chinese commentators.

"The Chinese commentators are extremely disrespectful to their opponents!"

"The Chinese commentators have no grace!"

"China's ......"

Without waiting for domestic netizens to reply, the figure skating section of the Japanese sports media frantically praised the Chinese commentator, and the video clip of Su Luo's commentary on Mao Asada became popular on the Japanese Internet, causing heated discussions, and the report of the World Table Tennis Championships became the headline of the Japanese sports sector.

"The Chinese commentary is really beautiful!"

"China's commentary beats Japan's NHK!"

"I can see the tears, the narrator is amazing, Japan's NHK invites you to study hard!"

"The breeze blows the mountains, the butterflies turn into light feathers and fall into beads! Butterflies are not death, but a kind of rebirth!" Such a poetic expression, I applaud the narrator from the bottom of my heart. ”

"The voice is so good, woo, this narrator must be super handsome, right?"

......

Then Japanese netizens were surprised to find that this was the same commentator! Immediately, the fans of the Japanese "goddess of figure skating" Mao Asada and the fans of the "Japanese Table Tennis Hope" Sato Shuzhong got into action, and the two forces fought and strangled together, and the scene was often spectacular. made domestic netizens laugh so much that tears came out, and they could only sigh jokingly: The pit master's clever plan is to settle the world!

Who wins in the end?

Anyway, Su Luo's commentary on figure skating appeared on the variety show of Japan's NHK comprehensive channel the next day, and the celebrity guests on the show were the descendants who returned to Japan to speak "Pokemon", a song "Creation Archangel" The first idol of the god Masami Suzuki.

"His name is Su Luo. ”

"My Creation Archangel is his work, Pokémon is his, and Mickey Mouse. He is the founder of DreamWorks. ”

"At the age of 24, he solved the mystery of the lost melody in the classical music industry and entered the Hall of Fame of the World Classical Music Association, the first in Asia and the youngest in history. The piece used in Aada's competition, "Piano Concerto No. 2", happens to be his work, so he can best understand Aada's ......"

“......”

If you don't say that you don't know, if you say it, you can't finish it in a day and a night. Get down on your knees.

This commentator is not only handsome, but simply handsome!

All Asada even said that he was inspired to fight for another year and would not give up: "If the ending is not perfect, then this is not the ending!" ......

Su Luoren has never been to Japan, but he instantly became popular all over the Japanese Internet, and his personal deeds were picked up one after another, causing a sensation in Japan again.

And domestic netizens are actually the same, everything is the same on the Internet, when they have been angry. The largest magic forum in China has been done, and the tens of millions of duels, which have nothing to watch in the eyes of ordinary audiences, are simply a showdown of the century in the eyes of people who know a little magic tricks!

"The King of the North took the ace of spades, obviously!"

"That's right, this Ma Hong is playing cards in front of the camera, I don't know what he thinks, it's so stupid! If I make the first move, I will definitely take the biggest and the smallest!"

"Blind base 2 blows! You are better than Mr. Ma, the king of the north is either the largest or the smallest, and he can only take one, because he can only play one card in the end, once he takes both of the kill cards, it is equivalent to forcing the king of the south and the pit master on a front, and the two will definitely join forces to kill him.

Ma Hong out of A, the two of them out of 2, Ma Hong out of 2, the two of them out of A, so that the king of the North Thousand will die. So the king of the north takes the ace of spades, and leaves the 2 of diamonds for the king of the south!

"Nan Qianwang finally played a 2 of spades, which means that he didn't take a 2 of diamonds. Let's assume that he takes it, the situation is that the largest and the smallest are in the hands of the North and South Thousand Kings, at this time Su Luo's best strategy is to Liang Dawang to drop the Ace of Spades in seconds, and then steal the remaining 3 2s, so that the North Thousand Kings will hang, and the North Thousand Kings want to join forces with the South Thousand Kings to compare the small pressure Su Luo is not valid, because if the North Thousand Kings take Zhang 3 out, it is not convincing at all, and the dignified Thousand Kings can't even take out Zhang 2? So the king of the north will be forced by Su Luo to open the ace of spades to take a second, this is his best choice, so the king of the south actually does not dare to take the 2 of diamonds, I guess the king of the south did not steal the card, choose to wait and see. ”

"It's completely illogical, Nan Qianwang shuffled the cards for the second time, he knew in advance that the pit master had a king in his hand, so he didn't dare to choose a square 2? ”

"If you want me to say, you are all a group of bad writers, the host said it on Weibo, it was all arranged by the program team, and all three of you are out 2. Guess the yarn!"

"Grass! You are a mentally retarded, the arrangement of the program team? Can you believe the host's words? Since the arrangement is so proper, why did Bei Qianwang's face change so much in the end? The card is actually his youngest, he won, how can he stutter when he speaks?"

"That's it, why does the pit want to be the king? Sell a cute and just shuffle the card and get a 2 and it's over, why does he want to make cards? mentally retarded!"

"You're retarded!"

"Your whole family is mentally retarded!"

"Eighteen generations of your ancestors are ......"

......

Nan Qianwang looked at the netizens arguing and analyzing all kinds of analyses, shook his head and smiled. In fact, it is not only the biggest card - the king is in Su Luo's hand, and the smallest card is also in his hand, and the king of Nanqian also woke up when he saw Su Luoliang, even if he took the square piece 2, he still didn't dare to come out!

What do you do if you take a square 2? What do you do if he puts out a billboard? I ask you what to do!

What time do you say this is? It doesn't have a point at all, the most special one in the poker cards! It's better than big than small, if this billboard was taken out at that time, it would be absolutely a kill and crush card!

"King of a Thousand Kings, do you really think he's joking?"

King Nanqian muttered.

The truth of the matter is probably only known to the three people who are dueling.

No matter what, Su Luo played this trick too hard. There are too many stalks left, and there is no estimate on the Internet that it will not be quiet for ten days or eight days.

If you don't make a move, you will die a salted fish, and when you make a move, you will not turn over the river or fall to the sea, and you will not give up, and the hot list of the whole network will be dominated by him, and the screen will be scrolling, speaking of which, there is really no one in this circle who can do it except Su Luo.

In an office, an old man listened to the secretary's report and laughed.

"Well, I heard that you are the man who dominates the hot search list?"

In the big house,

"Ahh Ha... Ahh

Su Luo, who had been lying at home for the past few days and didn't care about anything, sneezed heavily and sniffled.

"Well, the cold air is coming. ”

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