"You're no ordinary instructor. If I'm late, I'll be punished with it. After Brother Deng finished speaking, he didn't look back, so he pulled Li Xiaoguo into the car.

"I need to talk to my mom. Li Xiaoguo's arm was grabbed by Brother Deng's robotic hand, and he didn't even have the strength to struggle.

"It's too late, just go back and call back and tell your aunt about it. ”

In this way, Li Xiaoguo got into the car surrounded by Brother Deng and several bodyguards, and when several luxurious black cars drove out of the community, the aunts who chewed their tongues at the gate of the community opened their eyes.

Although I drove to the city's main road before 7 o'clock in the morning, I still hit the morning rush hour in a hurry. No matter how powerful the Long family is, they can only obediently block the road.

Outside the window, there were horns one after another, and the people in the car were anxious and helpless. At this time, Deng Ge took out a white metal sphere, and with a slight click, the sphere actually scattered and bloomed, and the light was scattered, which was very dazzling.

"This is your admission ticket. ”

Li Xiaoguo thought in his heart, this is too far from the admission ticket with a one-inch photo on white paper, and he has even more curiosity about this school. He asked, "Brother Deng, I'm going to pre-exam training, can you tell me what school you're going to now?"

"I can't tell you about that school, I just know that it's in the Heavenly Realm. Brother Deng said mysteriously: "But you should know soon, because the instructor this time is a graduate of Taixue." ”

"Heavenly Realm?" This was the second time Li Xiaoguo had heard about the Heavenly Realm in the Six Realms, which aroused his curiosity even more, and his heart was itching like a cat's scratch, so he immediately asked, "What is it like there?"

"It's a good place to be!"

"Have you been?"

"Haha, I haven't been there. Deng Ge scratched the back of his head with the mechanical hand again, "But I've heard some rumors about that place. ”

"Tell me about it. Li Xiaoguo leaned closer to Brother Deng, and his neck stretched two inches.

Seeing that Li Xiaoguo was so anxious, Brother Deng first looked out the window and confirmed that the street was jammed and he would not be able to reach his destination for a while. Then reach for the back pocket of your jacket.

Li Xiaoguo is very familiar with this action, and the last time Long Lu was chatting in the Hungry Ghost Road, he also took out a cigarette in his arms and lit it.

Sure enough, Brother Deng took out a pack of China from his jacket pocket, handed one to each of the bodyguard drivers in the front seat, and then handed one to Li Xiaoguo, Li Xiaoguo smiled bitterly and waved his hand, the bodyguards of the Long family were really addicted to smoking.

Seeing that Li Xiaoguo refused, Brother Deng lit one himself, took a deep sip, and began to describe the heavenly realm in a cloud and Li Xiaoguo's cough.

"The Heavenly Realm is the most enjoyable world of the Six Realms, and those who can enter the Heavenly Realm are blessed by cultivation in several lifetimes. It is said that the Son of Heaven and the Lady of Heaven were born from the stamens of flowers, and after birth, they can talk and chat, and they can immediately do that..." Speaking of which, Brother Deng smiled a little obscenely.

The driver in front of him flicked the cigarette ash out of the window and sighed: "Since birth, the development of those heavenly beings is not ordinarily fast!"

"Haha, not really. At the beginning, the topic was crossed, and Brother Deng smiled even more happily, but after seeing Li Xiaoguo's ignorant expression, he felt bored. He retracted his smile and continued: "Heaven and man are not born, old, sick, or die. There is no need to go to school, work, take out a mortgage, or support a family. I won't do the work I don't want to do for a bite to eat. To be born is to start enjoying life, and basically life is to eat whatever you want and do whatever you want. ”

"Wow, that's life. This time, even the bodyguard sitting in the co-pilot was a little excited, and turned his head sideways with a cigarette between his two fingers and asked: "Isn't that an annual salary of one million, marrying Bai Fumei and walking to the pinnacle of life?"

"With an annual salary of one million, this standard of living is at most a poor middle peasant in the Heavenly Realm!" Brother Deng waved his fat hand, and his face was also full of yearning: "In short, as long as you enter the Heavenly Realm, you can start an endless happy life." ”

"What if I like a beautiful girl in the Celestial Realm?"

"Then it should be pressed on the spot, just do what you want!" With Li Xiaoguo present, what Brother Deng said was already quite subtle.

"Are you talking nonsense, if the woman doesn't look down on you, she is reluctant and will not go to court?"

"I can't look down on it, the celestial beings are very good-looking, and they won't get old, all of them are small fresh meat, and they are the kind with good figures. ”

said that everyone is a handsome guy, Li Xiaoguo popped up in his mind the image of the old man Chen, the teacher of the Six Daos, which has a relationship with the handsome guy for two cents?

"Blow, there is such a world? No one is working, what are you talking about?" Several people in the car couldn't listen to it anymore, and came over to shush Lao Deng together.

"So you guys have never seen the world," Lao Deng was anxious to be booed, and waved his hand to start the group mockery mode, "If you don't believe it, I still have real people and real things here to prove it." ”

Hearing that Brother Deng was going to tell the real story, everyone quieted down. I looked like I was pricking up my ears and listening.

Deng Ge snorted proudly, opened the window and threw the cigarette butt out, and then continued: "There used to be a doctor named Haisheng, who was very skilled in medicine and was very respected by the locals. ”

"What era was it before?" sounded a bit like the beginning of an old man's story, and the driver couldn't help but ask.

"Who remembers when? It's important? I said, can you not interject. As soon as he opened his mouth, he was interrupted, and Brother Deng was a little angry. Seeing that Brother Deng was a little angry, the driver pursed his lips and muttered a few words before he stopped talking.

"It's not important, it's not important, let's go, we're listening. The other two immediately persuaded.

"But let's talk about it first, and then I can stop talking. Brother Deng touched his fat chin with a little scum, and then said: "This Haisheng has special respect for his master, his master is not an ordinary person, he is a disciple of the Buddha, called Sariputta. ”

Doesn't it tell real people and real things? It sounds a bit like a mythological drama. The other three people in the car all glanced at each other, but none of them spoke.

The micro-expressions of the three of them didn't notice Brother Deng, and he was talking endlessly: "To what extent does Haisheng respect Sariputta, here's a little story. One day, Haisheng went out on a trip on horseback and met his master on the way. Because he loved his master so much, he completely forgot that he was also a person with status, and regardless of his manners, he jumped off the horse with a rolling belt and jumped directly into the muddy ground to bow to his master. It was passed down by the people of the time as a good story, and he also became a model of respecting his teacher. ”

"This Haisheng later reincarnated into the heavenly realm after death because of his many good deeds in his life, and at the moment of his birth, his master went to the heavenly realm to visit him and prepared to give him another lecture on the scriptures. Speaking of this, Brother Deng paused slightly, watched the three of them listen, and was very satisfied: "After he found Haisheng, Haisheng was already a standard celestial boy at that time. His master was about to say a few words to him, but who knew that this Haisheng just waved at him, then turned his head and ran away. ”

"Now that you've been reincarnated, you've forgotten everything from your previous life. The driver also read some ghost novels, and at this time he couldn't help but interject again.

"Ordinary mortals will forget, but the Celestial Male of the Celestial Realm retains the memories of his previous life. This time, Deng Ge was not angry, but continued the driver's question and said: "He not only knows his master, but also remembers it clearly." It's just that the life in the heavenly realm is too tempting, and after Haisheng saw the life in the heavenly realm, so much so that the teacher he respected very much came, he was reluctant to take the time to say hello, and began to go to the heavenly realm to enjoy himself. ”

"It can be seen that the heavenly realm is extremely hedonistic, and we are addicted to it, and the teacher or something has already been thrown to the back of his head. ”

"Honestly, what kind of life is it? Can it be so tempting? I really can't imagine lobsters, abalones, groups of beautiful women, or gold and silver all over the ground? Even if you are an emperor, you are tired of doing this every day, right?" This time it was the bodyguard sitting in the front row who spoke.

Everyone nodded together, and the story felt like it had been found, but the picture was really unimaginable.

Looking at the uncomfortable appearance of several people, Brother Deng scratched his head and thought about it, and then asked the bodyguard: "Which is your favorite female star?

"What do you like about female stars? Fang Bingbing is at home, and Sister Widow is abroad. The bodyguard looked up at the roof of the car for a while, and said, "Leader, of course, the boss in my mind is Brother Long Lu." ”

"Let's put it this way, if you just open your eyes dimly after you become a celestial man, you will see Fang Bingbing and Sister Widow, who are wearing very little, guarding a bunch of delicacies from the mountains and seas, waiting for you with your name in front of you. Brother Deng said this, and his smiling face suddenly fell: "At this time, Brother Lu suddenly came, and I want to discuss with you about tonight and night patrols, and you will do this." ”

Everyone said "wow" together, and they all had a sense of picture in their minds. The driver and bodyguard showed in their minds that Fang Bingbing and the widow's wonderful bodies appeared, and when they were rushing towards the beauty, they were suddenly stopped by Long Lu's big face.

"Of course I don't pay attention!" the two said in unison, I don't know why, there was a trace of hatred for Long Lu in their words.

Several people were silent for a while, but did not speak to each other, for fear that words would interrupt their beautiful imagination of the heavenly realm. It wasn't until the horns of the cars behind him sounded that he came back to his senses one by one.

"In short, as long as you are admitted to the school, you will go to the heavenly realm, and you will enjoy an endless happy life. Brother Deng patted Li Xiaoguo's shoulder again: "You kid is blessed, you can enjoy a life that we can't have in our lifetime at such a young age." ”

"Brother Deng, is this credible or not? How does it sound like a legend to me? Besides, I went there to study? How can I have time to enjoy myself every day. ”

"Of course, what my brother said is reliable. Can't fake it, with such a life, who still reads? When the time comes, you're going to mix up over there, but don't forget to take a few brothers to see and learn. Brother Deng's chubby face smiled like a chrysanthemum.

"That's it. In addition, with a look of yearning, the two also echoed.