At night

Ye Nuo parked the car in the underground garage, walked to the door of the cinema, took Ji Ruqing's hand, and said with a smile: "Go in." ”

Ji Ruqing hummed and walked inside.

Tonight's movie is a horror movie, called "Zhong Kui Descends the Mountain", full of bad movie déjà vu......

Ye Nuo found the seats between himself and Ji Ruqing, sat down and handed Ji Ruqing a bottle of Coke in his hand, and then he put a few popcorns into his mouth and said, "Listening to the name of this film, how do you feel like a bad movie?"

Ji Ruqing was stunned for a moment, turned her head and asked, "Didn't you buy the movie ticket?"

Ye Nuo was also stunned, "Just because I bought it doesn't mean that I've seen it, I'll show you a hammer after I've seen it." ”

Ji Ruqing took a deep breath, then closed her eyes, and silently said in her heart, "I am blind, I am blind, I am blind......"

The movie opened, and the image slowly appeared on the screen......

The wind was blowing, the lightning was thundering, and at the same time, the narration of the movie was heard

"In the early days of the Tang Dynasty, the emperor first boarded the dragon chair, the society was not stable, and all the ghosts in the world were rampant, and our story happened in a small county town......"

Roar!

"Ahh

"Ahh

"me!"

Ye Nuo twitched the corner of his mouth, the ghost on the screen? Is he too handsome or is his aesthetics infinitely lowered? But Ye Nuo can clearly feel that his right hand is held tightly by Ji Ruqing, and it seems that she was also taken aback by this sudden thing just now......

"Tao Lang, is it really okay here?"

"Yes, come on, lady......"

Ye Nuo confirmed the thoughts in his heart, what kind of bad movie is this Nima? Big brother, big sister, the wind is raging outside, the lightning is thundering, and Nima has a ghost just now, so you will fight in the field?! I don't even bother to use Liang Jingru's stalk for you!

The screen turns

Ten months later, heavy snowfall

Ye Nuo covered his eyes with his hands, no, his eyes were a little spicy, but he felt that Ji Ruqing was still fascinated by what he watched, so he didn't stand up and refund the ticket......

"Brother Zhong, how is my lady?" the scholar asked eagerly

"Pregnant with a ghost fetus, once it is born, it will be a catastrophe, I must destroy it!" Zhong Kui looked solemn and was about to get up.

"If you kill the ghost fetus, will there be any sequelae?" the scholar asked with some hesitation

"I won't be able to have children in the future. ”

"Never, I am the only seedling in my family, and besides, it is my child!"

Sure enough, as soon as he heard that he couldn't have children, the scholar quarreled with Zhong Kui

"Don't dream! As soon as this ghost fetus is born, you will all die! Do you think this thing is still human?"

In the movie, Zhong Kui is holding a copper coin sword, pointing at the belly of the woman on the bed, with a fierce look, and Zhong Kui is already ugly, which makes him look even more hideous.

"Get out! I don't believe your nonsense, I know, you must have come to harm my mother and child before you passed the exam, get out!"

Zhong Kui was kicked out, and at the same time he was worried, this child could never be born, and when he was born, it was the day when the whole city died!

Don't think about that worrying thing, today's emperor list is posted, whether you can pass the exam and whether you can win the favor of the national teacher depends on today's ......

"Hit, hit! Hahahahaha!"

Zhong Kui saw his name on the gold list, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and howl, and after more than ten years of hard study, it was finally the ancestral tomb that was smoking!

……

As soon as the picture turned, Zhong Kui was refused to be an official because of his ugly appearance, and in a fit of anger, he hit his head against Jin Zhu and was killed on the spot.

And that small county town is also bloody at this time.

"Quick, go to the mountain and ask the Taoist!"

The parents of the ghost fetus were ruthlessly torn apart by it after it was born, and became the nourishment for its growth, and every household in the city closed their doors and windows, and the sun did not hang high on the central canopy, and they never went out.

The husband has died one after another, and even the imperial court has noticed this matter, and the mountain chief has a headache about it......

Seeing this, Ye Nuo sneered and said to Ji Ruqing: "Daughter-in-law, do you believe that Zhong Kui will come back to save the audience in a while?"

Ji Ruqing pinched Ye Nuo's waist and said, "Don't speak!"

Ye Nuo closed his mouth stupidly, and his right hand was dishonestly attached to Ji Ruqing's slender and soft waist, Ye Nuo felt that her body trembled obviously, but she didn't resist, so she hugged it openly, and at the same time smiled secretly in her heart, Ruqing is so sensitive......

At the end of the movie, as Ye Nuo said, just as the ghost fetus was about to kill the Taoist priest and a group of passers-by, Zhong Kui, who was wearing a red robe and holding a judge's pen, appeared, and killed the ghost fetus after pretending to be X, and the movie ended......

Ye Nuo walked out with a dissatisfied face, and muttered: "What should I do, a bad movie, it's a horror movie just coming out to scare someone?" Then if I have a sword, is it a martial arts movie? Isn't kissing a mouth a love movie?......?"

"Ye Nuo. ”

Ji Ruqing spoke up and interrupted Ye Nuo's complaining.

"What's wrong?" asked Yeno

"What if I were the woman with the ghost fetus and you were the father of the child?"

Ye Nuo's face darkened, covered her mouth with his hand, and said, "How can anyone curse yourself like this." ”

Then Ye Nuo folded his hands, closed his eyes and said silently: "Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wu Ji......"

Ji Ruqing smiled: "Don't change the topic, ask you." ”

Ye Nuo was on the spot, and then said without hesitation: "Of course it's to protect you!"

"But, the child ......"

Ye Nuo said with a dark face: "I don't want the two of us to kill our children as soon as they are born. ”

"But I can't have children......"

Ye Nuo said: "The ancients said it doesn't count, modern medical equipment has the final say, we have to believe in scientific ......"

"But ......"

Ye Nuo slapped Ji Ruqing's buttocks with a slap, and said angrily: "It's over, right?

Ji Ruqing's face was as red as blood, and she lowered her head and said, "Don't say it, don't say it." ”

Ye Nuo smiled with satisfaction, it seems that he is quite good, and the goddess of high coldness has become like a little daughter-in-law in front of her.

"Ye Nuo......"

"You still say?"

"No, what I want to say is, do you know that woman?"

Ye Nuo was stunned for a moment, and then followed Ji Ruqing's gaze, only to see that next to his car, there was a young woman with heavy makeup, why did she say that she was a woman, not a girl or a girl? Because Ye Nuo really couldn't tell her age.

"This ...... Beauty, is this your car?" Ye Nuo took Ji Ruqing's arm, walked to the woman's side, and asked with a smile.

"Otherwise, it's not mine, it's yours?" the woman glanced at Ye Nuo, then glanced at Ji Ruqing with jealousy, and then quickly left, and said confidently.

Ye Nuo was stunned, he suddenly felt that this car was really not his own, if it weren't for the fact that his car key was still in his pocket, he almost believed it.

Ji Ruqing was just about to speak when Ye Nuo pulled him, and he asked with a smile, "Then why don't you get in the car?"

The woman said angrily: "My car, I can do whatever I want, even if it scratches, you can't control me!"

Ye Nuo said with a sneering face: "I know, I know, of course I know, but I'm curious, you have so many big bags and small bags of things on you, why don't you put them in the car?"

The woman was annoyed and said angrily: "Are you finished? I'm coming back from watching a movie, and I'm about to drive away, and if you mess around again, I'll call the police and say you."

g harassed!"

Ye Nuo smiled and said, "Why are you so hostile, I'm just curious." ”

The woman snorted and said, "If you weren't good-looking, I would have called the police." ”

Ye Nuo smiled dumbly, if you got it, you should praise yourself, "Are you finished?"

The woman nodded, "I'm done, you can go, I'm afraid of driving and killing you." ”

Ye Nuo pushed her away, and before she could speak out angrily, she saw Ye Nuo take out the car keys from his pocket, press them in the air, and the scissor doors and shed roofs on both sides automatically opened, Ye Nuo and Ji Ruqing got in and turned on the car lights.

"I said this young lady, can you get a face next time?"

"Wait!"

Just as Ye Nuo was about to drive away, he suddenly heard the woman shout.

Ye Nuo really stopped and asked with interest, "What are you doing?"

The woman who looked like a ghost with heavy makeup pulled her clothes down directly, and said "shyly": "You hate it, do you want people to ......?"

Only the rumble of the motor was heard, and all that was left for the woman was a small amount of exhaust gas and a word from Yeno.

"Get out. ”

on the road

"You seem to like chatting with girls?" asked Ji Ruqing

Ye Nuo smiled awkwardly: "How is it possible, you see that woman looks like the ghost fetus in the movie, who likes to chat with her......"

"Then if I become ugly and unsightly in the future, don't you like me anymore?" Ji Ruqing asked with a hint of cunning flashing in his eyes

Ye Nuo, who was concentrating on driving, smiled softly, "How is it possible?"

……

Ye Nuo parked the car in a public parking lot not far from Ji Ruqing's house, and after going upstairs, Ji Ruqing just changed into pajamas and winked at Ye Nuo.

This blink electrocuted Mr. Ye, he took two steps forward, took Ji Ruqing's hand and said, "Ruqing, I love you." ”

Ji Ruqing said: "I know. ”

"Will we be together forever?"

"Definitely. ”

"How long?"

"Farther than forever. ”

"Hmm... By the way, did I say I love you?"

"Yes, but you can say it if you want to. ”

"Okay, I love you. ”

"Me too. ”

……

PS: No offense LOL.,Don't spray if you don't like it.,You can leave a message.,I won't change it.,There's not much else in this book.,It's a lot of sugar.,There will be glass ballast.,But it's not much.,At most, let you find sugar in the glass ballast......

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