Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 120 Wu Gang Who Deceived Cats

Deep in the mountains and old forests, the female swordsman held a double sword and fought with the cat demon, and a man lay under the battle between the two and crawled forward with the same posture as a caterpillar.

Wu Gang really couldn't figure it out, didn't these two people see someone below? What should I do if I stepped on him? Didn't you pay attention to the surroundings at all?

The strong wind on his head was blowing, blowing his hair vigorously, and Wu Gang's hair swayed left and right like a jump.

Wu Gang decided, and he would let this cat demon eat later.

He finally climbed out of the distance of ten meters with great difficulty, away from the place of battle.

But when he was about to get up, he saw that this Meng Taiyuan and the cat demon seemed to have made an appointment, and they fell directly on both sides of him.

Bang bang, Meng Taiyuan fought fiercely with the cat demon again, as if he was not happy if he didn't fight on Wu Gang's head.

Wu Gang was very angry, but there was no way, he didn't know if he would die in the memory world, and he didn't dare to take this risk.

"I said, can you fight over other people's heads? It's rude! It's too much! Is my head in the ring? Little kitten, you said you've just become a lean, why do you have to make trouble? Can't you cultivate your human form in peace? Look at this now, you see that you've been cleaned up, right?"

Wu Gang simply lay on his back on the ground, watching the twin swords above collide with the huge cat's claws, and the sparks that burst out from time to time were still very good-looking.

Meng Taiyuan gritted her teeth and worked hard with this cat demon, but she didn't expect that Wu Gang below would say so many words at such a time, it was too disturbing.

Wu Gang's words became more and more outrageous, from the battle between the two to the destruction of trees, and from the trees to the causes of natural disasters, and later, Meng Taiyuan couldn't understand what he was talking about at all, so he felt that his ears were buzzing.

She is like this, not to mention the cat demon, the cat demon doesn't know if she can understand people's words, but looking at the murderous aura emanating from its cat face, she knows that it is also annoying now.

"Meow!"

The cat demon slapped Wu Gang on the ground with one paw, Wu Gang screamed in surprise and flashed sideways, which gave Meng Taiyuan a chance, she stabbed forward with her two swords, and the cat demon also screamed miserably, and was hit by two swords.

It jumped back and looked at the two of them with fierce eyes, Wu Gang finally stood up, he clutched his chest and said, "My God, little kitten, don't be so scary, okay, uncle will give you dried fish to eat." ”

Meng Taiyuan reached out and touched Wu Gang's forehead and said: "My God, are you okay, what's the situation, you actually said that this cat is small, there is something wrong with the eyes, this cat is almost as big as a tiger, if it doesn't have a pattern, it is completely a tiger!"

Wu Gang ignored her, he grabbed a stone on the ground and said, "Come on, come and eat dried fish, it's delicious, it's fragrant, it's soft and delicious, don't eat it for nothing." ”

The huge white cat whined, and Wu Gang's verbal illusion made it really see the stone in Wu Gang's hand as a small dried fish.

There was a puzzled look in its eyes, as if it wanted to step forward and eat the dried fish in Wu Gang's hand, Meng Taiyuan saw this cat demon like this, and just wanted to step forward to mend the knife, but was stopped by Wu Gang.

"Don't, it's not good to fight and kill, and it hasn't done anything bad, so don't you do this, wouldn't it be better for us to submit it as a mount, so that we can quickly find the location of the Origin Gate." “

Wu Gang said this, and motioned to Meng Taiyuan to take out the meatloaf in the package and give it to the cat demon to eat.

He didn't want this cat demon to really eat this stone, in this way, it would definitely hate Wu Gang to death, and then it would really have to divide life and death.

Meng Taiyuan was a little reluctant to throw the meatloaf in the package to the white cat to eat, the white cat saw Meng Taiyuan take out the meatloaf from the package, it smelled the fragrance, and immediately pounced on it with joy, and swallowed the meatloaf into its stomach in one bite.

Wu Gang was bold, and while the white cat was eating meatloaf, he cautiously stretched out his hand and walked forward.

He didn't know if this method would work, but since it didn't matter if it was a monster or an animal, as long as he was willing to let you touch it, he would definitely accept you.

Wu Gang thought so, and kept saying, "Good baby, I know you're hungry, but you don't have to be so cruel, right? Look at how much trouble you've got, many people are going to hurt you, listen to me, obediently make you smaller, just like a normal house cat, you're so cute, no one will come back to hurt you, obediently, come with me, I'll take you to eat all the delicious food in the world." ”

His demagogic tone was extremely gentle, and he stroked the hair of the huge white cat, and it still felt good.

Wu Gang suddenly knew that it was strange that there were so many people Although they think that cats are cold, they still have to keep them, although this animal looks very cold on the outside, but in fact, it is quite comfortable to accept you.

The huge white cat finished eating the meatloaf and turned its head to look at Wu Gang, who also looked at it with gentle eyes, his eyes were pure and without a trace of malice, just like a newborn baby.

The white cat looked at Meng Taiyuan again, and suddenly opened his mouth and said, "I don't like this person." ”

Wu Gang was surprised: "Aren't you just becoming a master? ”

The white cat's voice is like that of a delicate little girl, and I don't know how old it is.

Meng Taiyuan was also surprised, but when she heard that the white cat said that she didn't like her, her face became very murderous again.

Wu Gang pointed at Meng Taiyuan and said: "This sister, it's very righteous, it was just a misunderstanding just now, don't care, and you didn't attack me at that time? ”

Although Wu Gang didn't want to say these words, this situation was still in line with the temper of the two uncles.

The white cat nodded and said: "Okay, then I'm sorry for you, I'm just too hungry, the food in the Spirit Palace is too light, I can't stand it and came here to eat some game, who knows that after meeting the woodcutter that day, he screamed that the monster scared away, and I plan to ask him for food." I heard that the things in the world are delicious. ”

Wu Gang said strangely: "You're not a monster, then you pounced on me just now?"

The white cat stared at Wu Gang and said, "People are sleeping well there, and you are suddenly going to pee on my head, what can I do?"

Wu Gang said innocently: "Blame me, but do you want to consider reducing your size a little? ”

The white cat nodded, "Okay." ”

It didn't know how it used, but its huge size shrank like a leaky ball.

Wu Gang was surprised: "Then if you get bigger, do you need a pump?"

The white cat glanced at Wu Gang with a foolish look, jumped on his shoulder and said, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, mortal, take me to find something delicious." My master is still sleeping, and if she wakes up and finds that I am gone, she will definitely come to me in the lower realm, and then take me back to punish her, and I have to eat more while she is still awake, and I have been delayed here for a long time. ”

Wu Gang patted the white cat's head and smiled: "Okay, then let's go, let's go down the mountain first." ”

Meng Taiyuan nodded dumbfoundedly, she probably didn't expect that her previous hard fight would become useless.

Wu Gang walked up to Meng Taiyuan and said: "Your behavior is still worthy of praise, if it is really an evil monster, you can also achieve some achievements, but it is not, forget it." ”

Meng Taiyuan continued to nod sluggishly, she is not an extremist who kills monsters when she sees them, since the matter is solved so harmoniously, then forget it.

Wu Gang took the white cat and walked down the mountain, Meng Taiyuan followed behind Wu Gang, she looked at Wu Gang with very strange eyes, probably didn't expect this guy to end a battle in a few words, it was really incredible.

At this time, it was already the middle of the night, and the mountain road was dark, and Wu Gang might have rolled down the mountain if he hadn't had a white cat to guide him.

Meng Taiyuan didn't panic at all, she just followed Wu Gang.

Not long after the two left, a sword fairy wearing a long sword and wearing green clothes flew down from the sky, this sword fairy was very young, he looked at the place where Meng Taiyuan had fought with the white cat, and said very strangely: "I obviously sensed the aura of battle here just now, why is there nothing now?"

When the sword immortal found that there was nothing here, he flew away again.

His face, if Wu Gang was present, he would definitely point at this guy's nose and shout at Yue Lao, but at this time, Yue Lao is very decent, coupled with his handsomeness that turns all beings upside down, and his identity as a sword immortal, he can simply charm thousands of girls.

No wonder Meng Taiyuan likes him, this person is so handsome, Taishan Mansion is an ordinary person in front of him, of course, when it comes to appearance.

Wu Gang and Meng Taiyuan returned to the mayor's house again, in the hut on the shore, the mayor didn't seem to be asleep, the two walked over and were about to knock on the door, when they heard a voice next to them: "Yo, the little doll is scared?

This muscular old man was still sitting on the small bench that Wu Gang had given him, and looking like this, it seemed that he had not moved his nest since the afternoon.

Wu Gang had to admire the old man's laziness and determination to fight boredom.

But now is not the time to talk about this, Wu Gang pulled Meng Taiyuan and said: "Of course there is a harvest, the monsters on the mountain have been eliminated by us, if you don't believe it, you can send someone up tomorrow to take a look." ”

Uncle Liu nodded and said, "Okay, then what are you doing here now? I have such a hut here, and I can't squeeze so many people." ”

Wu Gang said: "No, you think too much, I'm just here to ask you something." ”

Uncle Liu smiled and said, "What's the matter? I'm just a bad old man who has never seen the market, what can I know?"

Hey, this old man actually played with Wu Gang with amnesia, Wu Gang is not the kind of person in the TV series who obviously heard others leak some secrets but pretended not to know, he directly stepped forward and put his head in the mayor's ear and said: "If you don't say it, the white cat on my shoulder will put mice in your house every day, alive." ”

Uncle Liu opened his eyes and said, "If you dare to do this, believe it or not, I will beat you to death." ”

His angry appearance was still spectacular, but there was no deterrence for Wu Gang. He looked at Uncle Liu with a smile and said, "Say, at least tell me who you are, I really don't believe that you are just the mayor of a small town, can the mayor of a small town have so much strength and muscles? And you are already seventy years old." ”

"Damn, can't I work out every day? Can't the old man have muscles?