People who want to watch a good show are destined to not wait for the results.

As long as no one was injured and the next day they all returned to the enclosure, Ji An violated animal management regulations, and it was not a matter of breaking into such a small disaster.

Anyway, in Huaguo, there are more people who wipe the butts of the men of the Panda King. Yesterday, when Old Man Chen saw the photos and short videos, he immediately called Lao Niu to change the duty schedule of the base and deduct all the pots to Ji An, because Old Man Chen knew that others might be anxious about the establishment of the base, but for Ji An, the base was not working, so he would go back to the Lion Park, otherwise it would not be much more difficult than the Lion Park to find a place to start a new stove.

On the contrary, it dragged down and implicated Xiao Chen, Lao Tan, and Lu's mother, which would give Ji An a headache.

Old man Chen asked Lao Niu to change the duty schedule, which can not only solve Ji An's headache, help him wipe his butt clean, but also keep Xiao Chen, Lao Tan, and Lu's mother The three base employees are killing two birds with one stone, and by the way, Ji An also did what the old man always wanted to do, but didn't dare, Chen Weiguo praised all the photos and short videos.

And there is another wave of people who wipe Ji An's buttocks, and this wave of people is big.

Li Zhenshan, who was successfully bribed by Ji An with a pair of walnuts, is not wrong, if Ji An had obediently gotten on the big ship, the navy's successful rescue of all the kidnapped hostages in today's national television news, plus just during the festive festival of the Chinese New Year, to show the national audience the direct change effect of the big ships and small boats after they were launched one after another in the past two years, which has earned enough face for the soldiers on the ship.

In the news interviewed by National TV, Ji Haihan, as the representative of the kidnapped hostages, was very sensible and thanked the country first and then the leaders.

This is not a cliché, Ji Haihan's thanks are sincere, because that's what Ji An told him.

That day in the pirate village of East Serengeti, after Ji An ping-pong settled those gun-wielding villagers, the flamingos sitting on the 4 people were too small to fit so many people, and Ji An was really too lazy to take them across the Serengeti on foot, thinking that Zhuo Jun said that there would be a boat to pick it up anyway, so he naturally pulled up the big flag and told Ji Haihan these kidnapped hostages: "Don't panic, the leader sent me, let's make a hot pot first, have a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and the big army will arrive later~"

Ji Haihan and their kidnapped aid medical team believed it, because this was the most reasonable explanation, even Ji Haihan didn't think that this was his nephew's brain was hot, shook 3 sisters, drove a helicopter and crossed the Serengeti steeply and steeply to kill him, and almost tied up the local governor.

Waiting for the helicopter on which the Tiger Squad was taking to transport Ji Haihan and others onto the ship, the ship's command headquarters, who watched the real-time picture transmission throughout the whole process, just wanted to ask them what was going on and where they got Ji An, but the 9 members of the medical team were thanking the leader.

"I'm a shit shovel officer who doesn't have feelings, I'm only responsible for shoveling shit and wiping your ass. ”

The command found the tiger who had chatted with Ji An for a few words, and the tiger repeated, the command: "Did he really say that?"

The tiger nodded: "Well, he also said that he would like to invite the black bear to dinner when he is free." ”

There were no casualties in the whole process, including the villagers with guns, it can be said that it was a perfect mirror l outside the scene, that is, to rescue the hostages, and it will not cause any foreign exchange and entanglement when the trade l l rubbed the case, let people hold the handle and say what ambition l expansion l, plus the timing happened to be on Chinese New Year's Eve, Ji An was regarded as sending a big gift to the soldiers on the ship.

Then Ji An got into trouble when he went home, anyway, someone wiped his ass and coaxed him?

With such a big gift, it's not too much to help him wipe his ass, right?

Therefore, regarding the serious handling of relevant personnel, there can be no following, on the night of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, taking advantage of the dead of night, Huaguo Agriculture and Forestry's Weibo also quietly disappeared......

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On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, the zoo is open for business, and the panda pavilion also goes to work to pick up customers.

On the first day of the opening of the Chinese New Year, at noon, Dayu was invited by Lao Du of the zoo to go to the exhibition area of the panda pavilion to enjoy his face, which was regarded as a warm field for the zoo.

Ji An also opened the live broadcast by the way.

On the first day of the museum, of course, there were many things, others couldn't command Ji An, did Feng Shu still command?

Ji An went to bring the large and small rolls into their respective exhibition areas, Dayu was led by Wu Tian, walked to its box with the inner eight figures, got in, threw the cage door with a bang, and continued to make up for sleep in the corner.

It usually doesn't wake up until 1 p.m., but today it was woken up by the two-legged beast more than 1 hour early, and it was a little angry when it got up.

The huge black and white fat Pixiu squinted in the corner of the enclosure for a while and began to be irritable, compared to the mountains, the zoo was too noisy, "Guo Lai ~ Guo Lai ~ Guo Lai Guo Lai Guo Lai ~ " In addition to Lao Yang's popularity, panda fans all know the loud voice, today is the fifth day of the new year, still in the holiday, and it is the first day of opening, and the exhibition area "balcony" is full of people, so noisy that I can't sleep.

Dayu got up and sat up angrily, wanting to find a two-legged beast for breakfast, and touched his chest, he was going to the zoo today, and Ji An didn't let it bring a pad.

The big bear ran to the cage door and stood up, holding the railing with its front paws, and called for the babysitter

"Wang!"

Wu Tian, who was in charge of serving Dayu before, came with the prepared nest head and handed the nest head to Dayu as usual.

But the appetite of the big bear has been raised, and after tasting the dull and tasteless nest, it is thrown out of the gap in the railing.

Wu Tian: "......"

After trying the bamboo and refusing to eat it, after biting the apple and throwing it out, Wu Tian had no choice but to call Ji An.

Ji An held a 6-month-old roll in each hand, clamped his arm, sent them into the enclosure, answered the phone with his free hand, and after a while, he came to the Dayu enclosure, and heard the clang, clang, clang.

He took a closer look: "......"

The big bear naturally comes to trouble than other pandas, because it can't find the two-legged beast, it doesn't wake up, it's hungry again, it stands at the mouth of the cage and loses its temper, one bear holds the railing, and the other bear's paw is pressed into the stainless steel food bowl, and the food bowl draws a circle on the railing, and the food bowl collides with the railing, and the food bowl hits the railing. It also stretched out a short black silk leg from the gap to express its displeasure outside the railing.

Seeing this, the showmen in the live broadcast room began their performances

"Dayu: Two-legged beast, you see that this basin is loud and empty, just like my belly, why don't you fill it for me soon?"

"Ouch, I'm definitely hungry. ”

"The gongs and drums are beating, and the stomach is hungry. ”

"Hahaha, crying children have milk. ”

"It's the same as our school cafeteria~"

"It's so cute, and the tantrums are so cute. ”

"It's hard to imagine that Chiyou rode it to fight in the first place, and it would be hellish if he could win. ”

"Panda: When I came, I said that it was good to eat and live, and I knocked on the pot just to remind him, labor and management are iron-eating beasts, and if you eat the pot and then eat the cage, believe it or not?"

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