Chapter 355: You Don't Have a Long Tail

Entering the house smoothly, Xiang Yu found that Jin Ling was still holding a Chihuahua that was not much bigger than a slap.

The size of the Chihuahua's eyes does not match the proportions of the head, especially when the whole body is angry and the hair is about to stand up, it looks especially infiltrating.

Xiang Yu likes dogs very much, but the Chihuahua is not in harmony with him.

Sure enough, within half a minute, Xiang Yu glanced at the Chihuahua, and the little thing roared frantically, "Wangwang!"

Looking at the posture, if it weren't for the leash, he would have to pounce on Xiang Yu and bite him.

"What are you bringing a dog for?"

After his hearing became sensitive, Xiang Yu's acceptance of noise became lower. The barking of a dog at this distance was a cruel torture to him.

Jin Ling was still smiling, and picked up the Chihuahua and patted it twice.

I don't know if she used some magic. Through her hand, the little thing that was smoothed really stopped barking, humming and begging to be touched, and completely changed its appearance.

Xiang Yu: Flattering ghost!

Without answering his question, Jin Ling jumped around him, as if examining something.

Suddenly, he said in a regretful tone: "Ah, why don't you have long ears and no tails?"

Because he was really petite, he couldn't reach the top of Xiang Yu's head, so he touched his ass.

The result was a big disappointment for her.

Xiang Yu is dissatisfied that he is always taken advantage of, but if he fights back, he is bumped into by Lao Xiang, and if he has to add another "criminal evidence" to his late youth rebellious period, there will definitely be no good fruit to eat.

"Actually, the long ears and tail are still very beautiful. ”

Bang!

After the amazing sound effect, accompanied by the equally amazing cloud and mist effect, Jin Ling had another pair of furry ears on her head. As if it had broken away from the main body, the big tail that was independent swept directly to the bottom of Xiang Yu's nose. Shine on the tip of your nose and scratch it twice skillfully.

"Ah...... Ahh

Giggling, Jin Ling retracted her big tail and solemnly recommended: "It's really good, right?"

"Take it back, did you come to me to show off your tail?"

"Oh, yes, I brought a good friend here today to try to see if there is any abnormality in your body, such as you can already understand dog language?"

At present, Xiang Yu's body has begun to react, but he does not intend to admit it.

As long as it is not discovered, it will be denied to the end.

In this way, you can not get entangled with the two heroines.

"I'm afraid I'll disappoint you. Xiang Yu showed a sad expression, but the play was obviously a little too much, and it was not as good as Pei Cui's level.

It seems that a weak heart is not conducive to the improvement of acting skills.

Jin Ling didn't notice it, and pulled her ears down in disappointment.

She was born an optimist, and she was sad for only a few seconds, and suddenly sent the Chihuahua to Xiang Yu.

"Let me try, maybe you'll be able to understand the dog's language in no time, little Gigi, you can say a few words." ”

I didn't bother complaining that the Chihuahua's name was too rough, so I heard it scream at the top of its voice.

"How is it? do you understand?" Jin Ling blinked her eyes wide, looking at Xiang Yu expectantly, and her face was about to be pasted up.

didn't want to show the perfunctory too obviously, Xiang Yu really listened carefully, except for the word "Wang", he didn't understand any of the information contained in it.

So, I could only pretend to be disappointed and shake my head.

"Hey...... Well, I thought you could talk to me today. ”

Xiang Yu: ...... Aren't I talking to you right now?

Just as he was about to correct Jin Ling's statement, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and he thought of a treasure.

Regarding this baby, Xiang Yu was eaten before.

After returning home from the exchange of bodies, as soon as I entered the door, I saw that the second-generation animal language translator was respectfully offered by Lao Xiang on the shoe cabinet in the entrance, saying that it was improved.

As for the improvement, Xiang Yu has not noticed it so far, and an obvious improvement is that at least Lao Xiang listened to the call of consumers and changed the color to sky blue.

It's much more pleasing to the eye.

"Wait a minute. ”

Xiang Yu hurried away, went to the entrance, took the animal language translator, put it on and came back again.

Xiao Jiji really didn't get along with him, and he called when he saw someone.

"Animal Language Translator, Start Translating ...... Now"

"Woohoo!"

"It's saying — you fucking chicken!"

The irritable Xiang Yu quickly took off the machine, fiercely snatched Xiao Jiji from Jin Ling's hand, and carried him to the kitchen roughly, ready to throw it into the cauldron of Lao Xiang blanched meat cleanly.

"Woo woo woo ......"

At this moment, Xiao Jiji finally coaxed, and even bowed to Yu, waving his two little paws together.

"Hmph, be honest with me in the future. Xiang Yu, who had a gloomy face, issued a warning.

"Woo woo woo ......"

Jin Ling, who realized it later, finally chased it out and hugged Xiao Jiji back, "Xiao Jiji praised you for being handsome, why are you so angry?"

Xiang Yu: ...... Are you sure?

Forget it, Jin Ling doesn't look very reliable, and there is no need to worry about unimportant things.

But who would have thought that Xiao Jiji's eyes peeking at Xiang Yu were full of hatred......

After making sure that Xiang Yu did not show any abnormality, Jin Ling hung her head in frustration, and a gray cloud was almost followed above her head.

"Hey, I'm so sad......"

Gollum!

Hearing the sound that was not in tune with the atmosphere at the moment, Jin Ling touched her shriveled little belly embarrassedly, "When you are sad, you will be hungry easily." ”

Xiang Yu debunked her: "Are you sure you will be very sad after smelling the meat?"

Apparently controlled by the gluttonous insects, Jin Ling ignored his words and ran towards the kitchen in a hurry.

"Uncle, I'm coming to dinner!"

Xiang Yu followed out, and just walked into the kitchen, when he saw Pei Cui who was elegantly carrying the rice bowl, he almost didn't fall down.

"Why are you there. ”

"I smelled and came, I was hungry. Pei Cui didn't mean anything else, and she took it for granted.

Seeing that the two of them were in one direction, and after looking at each other, they collided with fierce electric sparks again, and Xiang Yu felt that his head began to hurt again.

When will this kind of day be a leader?

Not to mention anything else, how did my family become a refugee camp?

Lao Xiang, who was busy in the kitchen, didn't mind at all, and it was too late for someone to cheer him on.

"I didn't come empty-handed, I came with a gift. ”

Pei Cui, who was particular about before eating, did not forget to draw a suitable makeup, and took out the makeup mirror to draw.

Xiang Yu followed her line of sight and noticed that there was an extra fish in the kitchen sink...... A small carp of less than a pound.

Xiao Meiyun reminded me that it's not good to always come to your house empty-handed to eat. seemed to be very proud of his sensibility, Pei Cui's chin was raised.

Xiang Yu stared at the innocent little carp and didn't want to speak anymore. He wants to eat to relieve a thousand sorrows, and anesthetize himself with rice, braised pork ribs, plum cabbage button meat, and pickled pepper chicken gizzards!

Worried about Xiang Yu's injury, Comrade Yuan Hongmei came again as scheduled.

Before the person reached the door of the unit, he was captured by Xiang Yu's hearing.

She coughed twice and muttered, "My throat seems to be inflamed." ”

Comrade Yuan Hongmei is sick?

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