154, obscene fat man (first shift)
Huang Qikun strode to the table of the sneaky fat man, pulled out a chair and sat next to the fat man.
The fat man had obviously done something wrong, his face was red to his neck, and the boss's glasses almost slipped off his nose. Sandwiched legs, trembling.
"Hey, how are you eating?" Huang Qikun asked in a domineering tone, putting his arm on the fat man's shoulder.
The fat man swallowed his throat and nodded repeatedly: "Satisfied, very satisfied!"
"Oh, then what are you holding in your hand!" Huang Qikun grabbed the fat man's hand hidden under the table and put it on the table.
The fat man wanted to break free, but he couldn't move no matter how he struggled, he was one size bigger than Huang Qikun, but his strength was too far behind. Huang Qikun pinched the fat man's hand and broke it away, and saw that the things in the fat man's hand were straight.
"I'm grass, you can't put this thing if you want to escape!" snatched Durex from the fat man's hand, and Huang Qikun was suddenly angry.
The fat man was shocked and embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean to, I forgot my money!"
"I forgot to bring the money, and I can't put the condom in the dish, you pig's head, I really can't say that I won't beat you today, go out with me!" Huang Qikun dragged the fat man to go out, and the fat man pulled the table and shouted like killing a pig.
"I was wrong, don't hit me!"
A bunch of guests in the restaurant couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene, first, the image of this fat man was too joyful, and it was a little funny in his obscenity. However, knowing that the fat man was going to put a condom in the dish to escape the order, everyone was very disgusted, and a few middle-aged men who were doing good things even coaxed: "Let him swallow the condom!"
Tree daddy specialty restaurant in Lingnan is now famous, the taste of the dish is not said, the price is also authentic, and the environmental sanitation services are comparable to the five-star hotel, many people who come here are frequent visitors, some people want to deliberately find trouble and the means are so despicable, of course everyone is not happy. Therefore, Huang Qikun wanted to beat the fat man, not only did no one oppose it, but many people supported it.
Yu Qinglang and Liu Zhongchao sat next to them and did not move, watching this interesting scene.
The fat man is pitiful, but he really deserves to be beaten. Fortunately, Huang Qikun's eyes are vicious enough, if you wait for the fat man to put the condom in the dish, it will be too late to argue with him about anything, this thing is too disgusting.
Huang Qikun pulled the fat man outside, but at this time, the boss Cai Bin's eldest brother came over, stopped Huang Qikun, and asked what the situation was.
"Is it really because you don't have any money?" said Brother Cai Bin gently.
The fat man lowered his head and nodded shamefully: "I forgot to bring it." ”
"Then you can't be so nonsense, you can't tell us directly if you don't have money, and we're not unreasonable people. If you don't bring any money, you can send it over, and if it's inconvenient, it's okay to check out next time, but it's not authentic for you to ruin the reputation of our store. ”
"Brother Cai Bin, let me come!" Liu Zhongchao walked over at this time, stared at the fat man for a while, and said, "Take out all the things in your pocket!"
The fat man was stunned for a moment, honestly took out his things, and finally turned out his pockets.
A Samsung phone, a few tickets and a few coins, and there was nothing in the wallet. Liu Zhongchao checked it carefully and found that the fat man didn't lie, so his attitude eased a lot, but fortunately, he was really a scoundrel who didn't bring money and not someone who deliberately sent him to make trouble.
"You're a civil servant, why do you keep so many tickets?"
The fat man nodded: "Working in the power company, you can be reimbursed!"
"I'm grass, you're too embarrassed as a civil servant. As a civil servant, you have to be as strict with yourself as a soldier, damn, you don't forget to bring condoms without money, and it's important to eat without a gun, right? Do you know that all of your reimbursed things were finally obtained from our taxpayers, no, if I don't beat you today, I'm sorry for the military rank on my body!" Huang Qikun rolled up his sleeves, forgetting that he was an unlucky guy who violated military discipline and was discharged.
"It's not right for him to do this, we can't beat people, I think, let's call the police!" Yu Qinglang walked over with a wicked smile, he learned a lot after following Li Xiaomeng, and he has a hand in controlling this kind of person.
"Alright, alright!" Brother Cai Bin hurriedly stopped Li Xiaomeng's three brothers with their own characteristics, "Let him go, it's not easy for everyone." If you make a mistake, just change it, fatty, even if I invite you this time, you can't do this kind of thing in the future. It's not good to play tricks, it's harmful to others and yourself!"
"Thank you boss, thank you boss!" The fat man hurriedly picked up the things on the table and ran away.
Huang Qikun, Liu Zhongchao and Yu Qinglang were all speechless, and it was too pitiful to have such a person in the world. The guests who saw what happened were full of praise for Brother Cai Bin, in the end, it was an authentic rural person who came to do business, it was true. Repay grievances with virtue, this is a good person in the bottom of his heart, and he will have to come to support him in the future, and only in this kind of place can he really rest assured.
The fat man who went out ran all the way, a little embarrassed, just now he was just scared and embarrassed, but now he really felt sad from the bottom of his heart.
"I'm also a fucking graduate student who graduated from Wang Jian Law School of Soochow University, I haven't been so shameless in school before, how did I become like this after I joined the power company and became a civil servant? Damn, I used to be a good student, woo woo, it's all to blame on those bastards, they took me badly, I don't do it, I have to live like a person!" The fat man took out the small ticket in his pocket and tore it fiercely.
Looking back on the scene that happened today after many years, this fat man who did a nasty thing does not blame Huang Qikun for beating him at all, but he is grateful to him all his life, and his fate has changed from this moment.
When the turmoil subsided, the people in the restaurant continued to eat happily, and everyone was busy.
Yu Qinglang and Liu Zhongchao sat back in their original places, and when Huang Qikun turned around and was about to come over, he was entangled by the two fat sisters with amazing tonnage.
"Huang Huang, you were so handsome just now!"
"Huang Huang, you can keep that condom for yourself, you can use it at night!"
Huang Qikun was teased by these two women and had goosebumps all over his body, Yu Qinglang was right, it was better to go to prostitution with them.
"Use a fart, you two, how can one condom be enough!"
"It's okay, the two of us are twins, you can use one enough, we are not afraid of cross-infection!"
"I'm not happy!"
Another fat woman patted the bag beside her and smiled: "I still have it here, you can change it, and you will go with us later!"
The conversation between Huang Qikun and the two women was extremely ambiguous and terrifying, but fortunately, they were relatively restrained and their voices were very small, otherwise the guests next to them would really vomit when they heard it.
"Buy a cucumber, put on a cover, and you two play by yourself!" Huang Qikun got up, not wanting to look at it more.
"Ah, Huang Huang, are you angry? How can cucumbers compare with you, last night was the happiest day of our two sisters' lives!"
"Yes, Lao Tzu is angry!"
"Why are you angry, we are wrong, we will change!"
Huang Qikun pointed to the dishes on the table: "You two are so fat, why do you eat so much and order a few more dishes?
"Boss, menu!" The two overlords said in unison, and increased the income of the tree daddy's specialty restaurant.
Huang Qikun hurriedly slipped over and sat next to Liu Zhongchao and Yu Qinglang, and drank a large glass of drink to reduce the fire.
"Dude, you're awesome!" Yu Qinglang gave a thumbs up and bowed to Huang Qikun, "You are simply the pheasant in the old boy!"
Huang Qikun nodded slightly: "You're polite!"
Liu Zhongchao couldn't help but smile, but the phone rang, and it was a call from a bar watcher.
"Brother Chao, the bar is blocked!"
"What, it's not open in broad daylight, why did the police block us!"
"No, it's not the police, it's the Green Gang!"
Liu Zhongchao's face changed suddenly, he stood up, hung up the phone and immediately called Li Xiaomeng.
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Here are a few things to say
Last night, my friend read my novel on his mobile phone, and I learned that many readers read it on their mobile phone, and I can't see your comments in the book reviews on the website. Last night, I read everyone's book reviews one by one.
Friends who read books on their mobile phones, although they commented, although it is not very convenient, but I will regularly use my mobile phone to read them, and then reply to everyone.
Now answer a few questions here.
First: Who asked me if I was from the coast? A: Yes, it should be the coast you know, and we may be fellow countrymen.
Second: I'm a student, a junior.
Third: As for whether this book will enter V, I am not sure now, because this book is a buyout, if a book of up to 300,000 words in the past will definitely be put on the shelves into V, my book is already 400,000. How to arrange the back of the website has not yet been decided, and most of them are free.
Fourth: This is my third novel, and I have already finished "The Heroes of the World" and "Dragon Domination City".
Fifth: Unlike the previous two books, this time the protagonist will accept a lot of women. Truth be told, a bit of a stallion. But I've finished the two books without stallions at all.,The protagonist just ends up marrying someone.。 If you haven't seen it, you can take a look.,The whole book looks cool.,It's also very hot-blooded.。
Sixth: Regarding the place where Master Li Xiaomeng followed Grandpa Mao abroad, some readers proposed that Grandpa Mao had only gone abroad once in his life. I've fixed this loophole, and I hope you can give more comments in the future. There are mistakes that have to be corrected!
Seventh: About the update. Recently, because I was in the exam (I just took two exams in the morning), so now everyone sees my current code.,There is no manuscript saving.,The time of the update is concentrated in the afternoon or evening.,Later, the winter vacation home will be updated regularly.,It's convenient for everyone to read.。 Although there are occasional unexpected situations that will make the update not timely, but I will overcome it, because this book is a buyout, and I get a lot of manuscript fees for writing more. People love my books, and of course I'm happy to write more and write well.
Eighth, about typos, I will read them again after each upload, and then the typos I find will be corrected. However, it is inevitable that some fish will slip through the net, and we will pay more attention to it in the future.
Finally, I had a winter vacation on the 14th, and I would guarantee three shifts every day for the first few days. On the 14th, I went home, walking from Suzhou to my hometown Yancheng Binhai, 400 kilometers, a handful of literature and art, so during the period from the 14th to the 22nd, I may be on foot on the way home, and I guarantee a shift every day. After the year, before the start of school, we will compensate everyone for five more days every day, and we will never break our promises!
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Pay attention to my journey home on a hike of 400 kilometers, life, dreams are very empty, suddenly want to do something awesome or stupid, it is meaningful to do it, really walk back with a travel bag on foot, I don't know if I will freeze to death on the road, ask for attention. Thank you readers for your support, especially Liu Zhongchao, Huang Qikun, A Bin, thank you for your support of my novel and me, and say hello to the early years in advance!