Chapter 513: I don't understand, brother, you should still say sentences below the third grade of elementary school
The Fortune Wheel finally stopped in anticipation, and all eyes were on the name of the pointer.
It's just that after seeing this name, everyone in the live broadcast room exploded directly, because this is a ........ A strange name that makes many people blush, heartbeat and crazy.
"Nima, what kind of bullshit name is this, how can it be so dirty?"
"Ahem, please allow me to think crookedly when I saw the name. ”
"Duck King, I'll my sister, this ...... Is this name so godly?"
"Damn, I'll obey this brother's courage, you dare to call such a name in Ye Shen's live broadcast room, aren't you afraid of being scolded to death by the female audience?"
"Duck King, ahem, is this Nima real or fake?
"Everyone, be calm, you must be calm, maybe you want to be crooked, maybe you are a professional duck farmer. ”
"Huh~~ There is this possibility, what is that, the duck king, right? Come out and say something, your name is too connotative, I can't figure it out. ”
Duck King!!
No one expected that Taro Kukawa would draw such a strange person, which is too dirty.
After Ye Fei saw this name, he was also trembling, stumbling under his feet, and almost lying on the ground, Nima, is there still this kind of god in my live broadcast room?
This thing was very curious, and he also wanted to know where this so-called duck king was sacred.
Kukawa Taro, a person from the East Japan Kingdom, doesn't know what's going on, after this product is drawn, he sees that it is the duck king, and this girl is still happy.
"Yo Xi, yes, yes, Ye Shen, I helped you draw a breeding expert. ”
The corners of Ye Fei's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, "I raise your uncle, don't you know what the duck king means in our Huaxia?
What about the expert, this expert is a ghost, this Nima is a ........ Special services: Ah, this.
Just when everyone was full of curiosity about this Duck King comrade, this thing spoke.
"Huh~~ Is it me?"
There was no imaginary crazy joy, nor did he imagine crying, this thing just asked a very calm question, and as a result, everyone wanted to scare him.
"Is it me? Duck King, that's a good question. ”
"The egg hurts, are you looking for a sample?"
"Comrade Duck King, what is that, can I ask you what your profession is? I'm really curious. ”
"Yes, yes, hurry up and tell me what to do, I'm also curious, this is a hell of a tickle in the liver. ”
"Duck King, you can't really be a duck farmer, are ..........you?"
In the face of everyone's problems, the duck king still behaved very calmly.
"The Duck King is the Duck King, what else can I be curious about?"
The more he said this, the more the hearts of the people itched.
"Damn, can you put it more simply?"
"Xiba, what kind of duck king is the duck king, I don't understand, brother, you still say the third grade of primary school and below, my brother has just graduated from kindergarten, and his comprehension ability is limited. ”
"Poof~ Don't go, kindergarten, you said something to me that I can't understand, what do you mean?"
"Rub, don't you understand this? ”
"Nima, uncle obeys you!"
"Subtle, Duck King, this is too subtle, I am confused with subtlety. ”
At this time, Bazhen Yushi jumped out, and this thing was interested in such a person, and said, "Duck King, can you be specific? What do you do?"
This time, the duck king answered very directly.
"Cigarette case pressed man. ”
Everyone: "........."
"What the hell?"
"I still don't understand. ”
"Uncle, are you sure you're a duck king and not a top student who graduated from Aoki University? ”
"Cigarette case press, I'll go, does anyone know what it means?"
"I understand, I understand, this is a code, cough cough, it's a code for a male PR in a nightclub to find a female customer, and the cigarette case is pressed on the lighter, which means that the male PR can be introduced. ”
"Nima, really?"
"God, how could you meet such a person here?"
"Male public relations! Oh my God, do you want to be so weird? Ye Shen, who else in this live broadcast room can't I think of?"
"Poof~~ I'm kneeling, your sister, I feel sorry for Ye Shen's live broadcast room if I don't kneel, it's really a three-sect and nine-rate person, and such people also exist. ”
"Duck King~ Sisters, there is a Duck King here~~ Do you want to go and see the Duck King together?"
"Ahhhh ”
"Sassy hooves, in front of so many people, this kind of thing can also be brought out?"
"A bunch of women, don't be excited and can't sleep when you see the duck king, it's Ye Shen's live broadcast time, be civilized, even if he is a duck with lost feathers, everyone must be calm. ”
Seeing that the female audience in the live broadcast room suddenly went crazy, a group of male viewers all collapsed.
"Madan, how can this be?"
"I'm rubbing, it turns out that beautiful women like this mouthful?"
", I'm thirty-nine and single, I said how come I can't find a girlfriend, it turns out ........ Ahem, shouldn't I fucking think about changing careers?"
"Haha, brother, I support you, if you go to be a duck, Lao Tzu will pull customers for you, don't take a cut. ”
"Get out!"
The Duck King was born, which turned Ye Fei's live broadcast room upside down.
Why?
Because everyone is really curious about this industry, whether it is a man or a woman, whether it is sincere or flirtatious, all in all, the work that this duck king is engaged in is definitely the most alternative kind of work in Ye Fei's live broadcast room, and they all want to know about it.
Seeing that everyone was so interested in him, the duck king sent a smiling expression and said, "I know what you think of me, it doesn't matter, since I have done this business, I am not afraid of others saying that between dignity and survival, I choose to survive." ”
Everyone: ".............."
No one understands why this thing suddenly came out with such a sentence, between dignity and survival, I choose to survive,, this cliff is a person with a story.
Ye Fei heard the words of the Duck King, and hurriedly said, "This....... Everyone, be quiet, I have something to say. ”
When the audience in the live broadcast room saw that Ye Fei was about to speak, they all fell silent one by one, wanting to see what this guy said.
Ye Fei felt that he had to speak at this time, because if he didn't say it again, it was estimated that the audience in the live broadcast room would not have to ask the Duck King any questions.
The words of the people have just said very clearly, between survival and dignity, people choose to survive, which shows that it is not his intention to engage in this business, he is forced, to put it most thoroughly, this is a person who is forced by life.
For such a person, Ye Fei deeply sympathizes, he was also running around for life at the beginning, and even sometimes he was forced to be helpless, he wanted to do this line of work, if it wasn't for his lack of growth and figure, he would have done it a long time ago.
Because I really can't survive!
At this time, Ye Fei could hear from the words of the Duck King, and this was probably the case.
"The reason why I Ye Fei started the live broadcast is because I want to show my cooking skills to everyone, so that everyone can appreciate the breadth and profundity of Chinese cuisine, and the so-called everyone does not refer to a specific person, but everyone in the live broadcast room, I know that my audience is friends from all over the world, and it can be said that there is everything, but I also know that no matter which line of work I am engaged in, it is nothing more than because of two reasons, one is hobbies, and the other is for life, no matter which one it is, if you can succeed, you are a hero, and a hero does not ask where it comes from, so I hope everyone can respect everyone, because only in this wayOur big family will be more united and more harmonious, don't you say?"
Ye Fei's words were not so heavy, just to the point, he also believed that the people in the live broadcast room were smart, and they would no longer catch the duck king and ask questions.
Sure enough, after everyone listened to Ye Fei's words, they all were quiet for a while, and then they began to smile.
"Ye Shen, we understand what you mean, don't worry, we were just curious about this line of work just now, and we didn't mean anything else. ”
"Yes, yes, our purpose is pure. ”
"Ye Shen, my sister's words just now were also a joke, don't care. ”
"That's it, we're joking, besides, I can't even serve my husband, so how can I have the time and energy to find someone else." ”
"Sister upstairs, you married a good husband, envy, jealousy and hatred, my family's nine-second three Lang is really incomparable. ”
Taro Kukawa: ".........."
, why does this sound so awkward? Why do you have to call a nine-second three Lang? It's too similar to Lao Tzu's Jiuchuan Taro, okay?
This girl still has a little emotion in her heart.
Everyone talked and laughed, covering up the embarrassing atmosphere just now.
But just when the atmosphere in the entire live broadcast room returned to normal, suddenly the Duck King sent a message, saying, "What, I want to ask one thing, is it okay?"
Eat all over the world and said into the microphone: "Duck King, what do you want to ask? Don't worry, there are many masters from all walks of life in the live broadcast room, and someone will definitely be able to give you a satisfactory answer." ”
Duck King said: "No, no, brother Tianxia, you misunderstood what I meant, I don't want to ask any difficult questions, I just want to ask, is Ye Shen's live broadcast guest quota really bought? If so, I want to sell it." ”
As soon as his news was sent, the entire live broadcast room suddenly quieted, but the silence only lasted for about three or five seconds, and then the entire live broadcast room clicked and exploded directly!
The first answer was to eat all over the world, this product could speak with a microphone, and shouted loudly: "You can sell it!!!! I can buy !!!! 80 million !!!!"
Everyone: "............"
"Brother Tianxia, can you make a face? We know that you have money, but you and you .......... Can you not crush a group of people as soon as you open your mouth? Can you still have a good time?"
"Emma, it's 80 million when you open your mouth!, my god, is Ye Shen's live broadcast guest quota really so crazy?"
", I have a hunch that if Comrade Duck King's guest quota is really sold, then there will definitely be an unprecedented bloody storm in Ye Shen's live broadcast room today. ”