Chapter Forty-Three: The Mouth Is So Bitter!
"Strayed into the depths of the lotus flowers, fighting for the crossing, startled a shoal of gulls and herons. ”
The lotus flowers have long since withered, leaving only green lotus canopies hanging low, and flocks of water ducks swaggering in the lake.
"It's a beautiful autumn picture, but this person is very slight. ”
Zhao Yihuan looked at the old man holding a fishhook in front of him, with a toothpick in his mouth, and he leisurely pulled the boat in the middle of the lake to the side.
It was a very harmonious picture, but it was messed up by a not very normal madman.
Zhang Yihang actually spat on the edge of the pool, and then rinsed his mouth with a large bottle of orange juice.
"Hmph, shame. ”
Zhao Yihuan chooses to open one eye and close one eye many times, and now he habitually closes his eyes occasionally, is he really blind to Zhang Yihang's behavior?
"Is there still water?" Zhang Yihang walked up to Zhao Yihuan with an empty drink bottle.
"Nope. Zhao Yihuan looked at Zhang Yihang, who opened his mouth wide, and his expression was super disgusted.
Let you waste, see not toss to death you.
"What a pug. Ugly to death. ”
Zhang Yihang watched Zhao Yihuan stick out his tongue all the time, and after a long time, he could still feel the bitter taste at the base of his tongue.
"It's probably the smell of youth! I haven't felt it in a long time. ”
The bitter taste mostly comes from unripe fruits and vegetables, and the taste is unforgettable after just one bite.
Maybe it comes from the true portrayal of youth, every growth is accompanied by a bitter taste, some people say it is the taste of love when you were a student, some people say it is the taste of the transcript, some people say that it is the taste of love in your heart.
The taste that blooms in the taste buds is too difficult for Zhang Yihang.
Zhang Yihang had no choice but to pick up the drink bottle that he had drunk a long time ago, and shook the bottle there with his mouth wide open, but the few drops of orange juice left in it stayed in it and refused to come out.
"It's so bitter! It's bitter in the mouth, and it's even more bitter in the heart. Zhang Yihang's mouth kept secreting saliva, but the saliva also had a bitter taste, which was super uncomfortable in his mouth.
Zhang Yihang's facial features have been completely distorted, twisted into twisted flowers.
The mouth is like drinking Chinese medicine, and the only liquid medicine left in the mouth is really not vomiting or unpleasant.
He didn't bring tissues, so he threw himself into the lake.
Fortunately, this is not a famous tourist attraction, otherwise Zhang Yihang would have been dragged to civilized education.
Zhao Yihuan saw him doing such an indecent thing by his side, of course he avoided it!
Seeing that Zhao Yihuan had just walked on the front foot, Zhang Yihang kept up with Zhao Yihuan's footsteps on the back foot.
"It's so bitter! Why are lotus seeds so bitter? Zhang Yihang specially followed behind Zhao Yihuan and asked why Shenglianzi was so bitter.
"Raw lotus seeds are bitter? How can raw lotus seeds be bitter? It is crisp and delicious so that it is not bitter. ”
Zhao Yihuan watched him follow, and directly squatted down and threw small stones, otherwise everyone could see the classic scene of a man chasing a woman.
Zhao Yihuan picked up the stone on the ground casually and threw it with her hand, but she couldn't throw it far, only three or four meters, and the stone went directly into the water, and sank to the bottom of the sea with a "poof".
"Didn't you say that raw lotus seeds are delicious?" Zhang Yihang squatted down and still asked.
As soon as Zhang Yihang approached, Zhao Yihuan unconsciously wanted to dodge.
"Eh, where are you going? Why are you so rude, I'll ask you a question, do you teach people like this?"
Zhang Yihang stretched out his hand to grab Zhao Yihuan's strap and pulled it back, Zhao Yihuan walked by the lake, the mud by the lake itself is rotten mud, slippery, especially difficult to step on, the lakeside path is high and low, and if you are not careful, you will step into the trap.
Well, I don't know who is so idle to dig such a big hole by the lake.
There was no grass on it, and it looked like a lump of mud, Zhao Yihuan couldn't have imagined that there was such a big pit down here.
A pit that "can only enter, not exit", a pit for people. A large puddle specially dug to catch these little couples who love to frolic around the lake.
There was a big sign written on the back of the small pit they fell into, "Don't frolic around, there will be pits after that." ”
And Zhao Yihuan strayed into the puddle because he went in the wrong direction, in fact, the direction they walked was also marked, but they were kicked down, so they were not seen.
Zhao Yihuan seemed to be wearing skateboard shoes, walking with the wind, and suddenly slipped to the bottom of the pit.
Zhao Yihuan sat at the bottom of the pit, the soft and rotten mud on it was similar to the mudslide during the landslide, and the speed was very fast, and it fell on top of Zhao Yihuan's head at once.
Fortunately, there is not much of it, otherwise Zhao Yihuan would have been covered.
Zhao Yihuan's whole body was basically wrapped in mud, Zhang Yihang couldn't help laughing, the yellow-brown mud was soft and slippery, and it slipped on Zhao Yihuan's body.
"A nice-looking mud doll. ”
"What are you laughing at? Laughing again will gouge out your eyes. ”
Zhang Yihang had to cover his mouth in order to laugh less obviously, but he couldn't hold back his laughter.
The water came out of nowhere. At the bottom of the pit where Zhao Yihuan was sitting, more and more water slowly gushed out. As she stood, the water was about to reach her knees.
The limited water storage capacity of the soil by the waterways of the lake and the unstoppable impact of the water flow broke through the weak mud crevices in one fell swoop. The water flows downward, so the water flows directly into the pit.
It was just the time for Zhang Yihang to find a stick, during which the water kept rising, and when Zhang Yihang came back, the water had already risen to Zhao Yihuan's neck.
Zhao Yihuan looked at Zhang Yihang, who hurried back, and shook his head in disappointment.
Zhao Yihuan was waiting for a stick in danger, but it was actually the dead branch of the longan tree next to him.
Saving people and killing people was in his thoughts, Zhao Yihuan knew that he was unreliable, and gave up the idea of being rescued by getting Zhang Yihang's help early on.
Perhaps, he has already thought of a way to kill people invisibly.
Zhao Yihuan was thinking about those accidents that could not be regarded as accidents.
Zhang Yihang had just squatted down in a slightly solid place, and suddenly his position collapsed.
A journey of a thousand miles was destroyed in an anthill.
Maybe there was an unknown parasite underground, and it accidentally collapsed the position where he Zhang Yihang was standing.
Zhang Yihang's body was shaking, the branches in his hands were trembling, he felt very unstable, and he wanted to go next door, but he didn't grasp it well, so he jumped directly into the water.
He "poofed" and went into the water.
But when he reached the deep water of Zhao Yihuan's shoulder, since he reached his shoulder, the water level has not risen, and he was actually drowned.
Zhang Yihang sank all of a sudden.
Zhao Yihuan caught his clothes underwater and wanted to pull him out of the water, but he kept fighting hard and kept hiding in the water.
That day, Zhao Yihuan saw it, and finally met a person who saved people and dragged himself into the water.
I've seen a lot, and it's not strange.
It's strange that he wants to save people first, but now he is waiting to be saved.