Chapter 491: Complicity

Shen Mei said: "So, Hao Jian." Not only do you have to play well with the leader, but you also have to do it, so that the leader is only willing to play with you. When he thinks of the ball, he thinks of you, and when he thinks of you, his hand itches. Ha ......"

Xu Qian said: "I understand, just let me establish an image of being beaten." ”

The audience laughs:

"This line is so vivid. ”

"I really want to fight Xu Qian. ”

"Not to mention, Xu Qian is really underbeaten. ”

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Xu Qian said: "I understand, just let me establish an image of being beaten up, so can I turn positive if I am beaten up?"

Shen Mei smiled: "It's not just a positive change. ”

Shen Mei pointed to the desk and said, "See, my office will be yours in the future, Section Chief Hao?"

Xu Qian shook his head and said, "Oh, don't, don't, don't!"

Shen Mei smiled and said, "Section Chief Hao!"

Xu Qian felt his scalp tingle: "Oh, don't, don't, don't!"

Shen Mei pushed him to sit on the chair: "Section Chief Hao, Section Chief Hao is here, come and sit down, sit here!"

Xu Qian still shook his head vigorously: "No, no, no!"

"Feel it!"

Shen Mei couldn't help but press him down.

"No, no, no!"

Xu Qian is no longer struggling!

"Sit down. ”

Shen Mei continued.

"Oh!!"

Xu Qian was a little loose!

"Sit down again. ”

Shen Mei keeps up the good work!

"Oooooooo

Xu Qian was enjoying it this time.

The crowd burst into laughter!

"These two living treasures. ”

"The combination of these two is just perfect. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

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These two people are funny, the cooperation of these two people makes everyone else very happy, this sketch is getting better, and many people are looking forward to the next development.

Xu Qian sat on the chair with an expression of enjoyment: "Hey, let's also taste the taste of being a leader, eh, this chair is comfortable, no wonder you always sleep when you go to work, if I become this son in the future, then I won't have to sleep with the world?"

The audience laughs:

"Sleep ...... the World"

"Xu Qian's export is a chapter. ”

That's too much. ”

"It's the rhythm of laughing at the dead. ”

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Shen Mei smiled and said, "You can sleep as much as you want, Section Chief Hao?"

Xu Qian waved his hand again and again: "Oops......"

Xu Qian's obscene appearance made many viewers laugh, and there was an urge to smoke him!

Suddenly, the phone rang on the desk, and Xu Qian picked up the phone: "Hey, I'm Section Chief Hao, who are you?" Director Du, ah, I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is turned off." ”

Xu Qian's whole person was stupid.

The audience likes to see Xu Qian's dumbfounded expression the most.

"Haha, I'm Section Chief Hao... ”

"Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!!!"

"This guy is a typical pretending to be forced by lightning, this incident tells us a truth, you can't pretend to be a casual person!"

"Dumbfounded. ”

"The phone you are calling is turned off...... It's a shame that you think about it. ”

"This skit is simply amazing. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Oh my God, this sketch is too funny, it's really unconvincing. ”

"Xu Qian not only performs magic tricks, but also performs sketches like this, which is really incredible. ”

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Shen Mei hurriedly ran over and grabbed the phone: "You get up for me, hey, hey, Director Du, yes, I'm here, ah, this, this, it's just a string, come over now? Okay, okay, hey, great, I just have good news waiting for you!"

Shen Mei put down the phone and said to Xu Qian: "The director will be here soon!"

Xu Qian: "He's here, where are the two of us going to play?"

Shen Mei said confidently: "I have already prepared it for you." ”

She walked to the table tennis table in the office: "This old director has gone in, and I have also dealt with his mahjong table, and you will play with me in the future!"

She set up the net: "I'll be a referee for you!" Hao Jian, this is not an ordinary table tennis table for you, this is the ladder of your life!

Spectator:

"The Ladder of Life......

This line is simply amazing, and Xu Qian's screenwriting skills are too good. ”

"It is worthy of writing, filming the perversion of "In the Name of the People", and these anti-corruption stories written by Xu Qian are all into three points. ”

"No, no, this time it's really not good!"

"It's so funny!"

"Shen Mei played very well, she should be praised. ”

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Xu Qian said gratefully: "Noble!"

Shen Mei: "Ahem!"

Xu Qian: "Before I met you, half of my life was in vain, I took a detour, thank you, Director Ma." ”

Shen Mei hurriedly smiled and said, "Oh, you don't dare to be, you don't dare to be!" Section Chief Hao?"

Xu Qianbei smiled: "Sooner or later, Director Ma!"

Shen Mei continued: "Oh, you can't help it, Section Chief Hao?"

The two laughed wildly a few times, then shook hands and said, "Win-win!"

The crowd really can't stand it:

"It's so cheap!"

"These two are a perfect match!"

"Complicit, embarrassed, and smelly. ”

"I finally know what it means to be embarrassed and colluded!"

"These two are so good!"

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Many people applauded the performance of the two.

Shen Mei: "Keep your emotions, get ready to meet, fight!"

(The athletes' march sounded in the background, Xu Qian began to practice table tennis, and Shen Mei arranged her hair on her mobile phone)

These two people really smell like each other, they are complicit, embarrassed, very sassy, and people who watch it can't help but laugh.

Xu Qian was still making exaggerated movements: "Race! Race!"

Suddenly, a voice came from outside, shouting: "Whoever plays table tennis again in the future, I will punish him!!"

Shen Mei: Stay.

Xu Qian was also stunned.

The atmosphere of the stage changed all at once!

The audience was delighted.

"Hahahaha!"

"It's so funny!"

"This Nima is going to laugh at me!"

"It's really a laugh that people don't pay for their lives!"

"Dumbfounded............"

"This forced pretending is definitely overdressing!"

"It's kind of interesting. ”

"Let you two pretend to be a force!"

"The director is here!"

"See how you two are pretending to be forced?"

The expressions of these two people were wonderful. ”

"These two people are simply the source of my happiness, and it is really amazing that Xu Qian can achieve such an achievement in his first sketch. ”

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Just now, the two of them sang and harmonized, their eyebrows danced, they complimented each other vigorously, and looked forward to the future of each other, and they were stupid in a blink of an eye, the contrast is too great, no wonder the audience will be happy!