Chapter 61: The Miserable Young God Charlene
Tang Qi first took a serious look in front of him, and then looked at the amazing entangled pictures in the palace with an amazed gaze.
He was sure that he was not mistaken, the old man with a sad face on the golden throne in front of him was indeed the powerful god who liked to communicate with hundreds of millions of species and had a "dominant-level" personality, the monarch above the sky, the supreme god who ruled the thunder.
However, the sense of sight has not faded, as if he has returned to the vulgar and bloody "rape comedy" he witnessed in his previous life.
"Should I say that it is worthy of the existence of the chaos camp?"
Sighing in his heart, Tang Qi rolled his eyes again covertly.
He then pointed at the ugly Titans at Cesaro and asked, "Ispatrani, is that your wife?"
This sentence seemed to directly poke at Sesaro's "pain point", and he sighed, changed directions, and half-lay down, and replied in a tone of extreme remorse:
"That's right, that crazy, indescribable goddess is my wife. ”
"I've made a lot of mistakes since I became a god, but this is the most serious one. ”
"Ipatrani, the former goddess of fertility, I was once so obsessed with him, he had an incomparably exuberant breath of life, he was full of unstoppable wildness, his charm was enough to ignore the boundaries of species, life and death, or soul, and I defeated many competitors in order to gain his love. ”
"Ah, speaking of which, there are many opponents who are also goddesses, hahaha......"
As he spoke, Cesaro reached the point of pride, which made Don Qi laugh proudly in incomprehensibility.
If it weren't for the scruples that he wouldn't be able to teach this guy a lesson even if he made a move, Tang Qi had the urge to give him a "transformation spell".
Out of curiosity about the secret knowledge, Tang Qi did not interrupt.
After laughing, Cesaro continued:
"After defeating many opponents, I managed to gain His love. ”
"Just before handing herself over to me, Ispatrani made a few requests, saying that there must be a grand and perfect wedding, that the gods must be invited, that he must be brought to the throne of the queen of gods in the presence of all my children, all my gods, and my followers. ”
"It's not too much, my first dozen wives have had similar requests, so I agreed to him. ”
When Cesaro said this, Tang Qi couldn't suppress the idea of complaining.
"The first dozen ......"
Fortunately, he still suppressed it, and convinced himself with the reason that every ten thousand souls are different, which is not worth surprising.
"I thought that was the end of that request and that I was going to have a good time. ”
But I was wrong, and Lani quickly made a more formal, non-negotiable request. ”
"He wants me to make a contract with Him, that after the wedding, I must give Him all the authority of 'life' and the rights that the Queen of God should have, my children, my God's kingdom...... He must have the right to rule. ”
With Cesaro's narration, Tang Qi couldn't help but have a look of surprise on his face.
This kind of contract condition, if replaced by ordinary mortals, is not too harsh.
The human race holds normal marriages, and that's pretty much it.
But for a "master", it is tantamount to dividing his authority, and most masters do not say that they agree to this request, but if they hear it, it may be regarded as a provocation, as a blasphemy.
For example, the "Tyrant God Hyperx" who has just dealt with him, if it were him, I am afraid that he would immediately hunt down and kill Ispatrani.
But Cesaro, apparently, agreed.
Seeing the surprise on Donkey's face, Cesarus's face became even more sad, and he sighed:
"I was so infatuated with Lani that I agreed to him, and not only did I sign the contract, but I also found a notary public for the contract that I couldn't break in the future...... I had a wonderful time after I got married, and Lani was indeed the most charismatic goddess of all spirits above the boundless mystery. ”
"I won't tell you about the changes that have happened later, you just need to know that the current Ispatrani is my wife, the queen of the gods, the goddess of life who protects all beings, and a slightly crazy woman. ”
"He wants authority and power, and I gave it to Him, but He wants to interfere with my preferences...... This crazy woman, that's going to make me unhappy. ”
"New God, help me and get rid of these ugly guys. ”
"After success, you will gain my friendship. ”
After Cesarus finished talking about his bitter marriage, he immediately threw out a benefit.
The corners of Tang Qi's mouth twitched slightly, and he complained in his heart: "You can get friendship by helping you get rid of the traitor, when is the friendship of a master so worthless?"
When the complaint fell, Tang Qi thought for half a second, and then nodded without much hesitation.
There's nothing to be embarrassed about, the fact is that these "ugly Titans" wouldn't have been eligible to enter New Freaky Town in the first place.
If you follow the rules, not to mention a god, even a mortal can easily enter here.
But if it doesn't match, the true spirit body will also be rejected.
As for talking about war?
The basis of the existence of the new grotesque town is those simple and fantastical rules, if it can be easily destroyed, then it does not deserve the nickname "Gensokyo", it should be destroyed, it makes no difference whether it is war or Tang Qi himself.
The idea was born, and Tang Qi immediately wanted to leave this ambiguous and crazy narrative realm to banish those Titans.
But just before he could make a move, it seemed that the Titans had waited too long, and the Titans had lost their patience.
The mother goddess in the center, shaped like a giant mildew meatball, floated towards the new grotesque town, and the slightly acidic divine aura full of corrosive poison released began to form an impact, and some areas of the new grotesque town trembled as a result.
Realizing that there was a sufficient amount of "warning", the tentacles of the mother goddess swayed, the eyeballs emitted light, and the polluted voices penetrated the narrative realm and entered the ears of Tang Qi, the new owner of the grotesque town.
"Master of the Grotesque Town, we are the Titans of War, the descendants of the great gods, the benevolent goddess of life. ”
"We are carrying out the oracle of the Goddess, we need to capture a sinner who fled here not long ago, she is a divine creature between death and life, she is on the verge of uncontrollable depravity and will bring some uncontrollable calamity to the town of the Grotesque. ”
"So, we need you to hand her over. ”
"In return, you will receive the friendship of the goddess. ”
When these voices came, Tang Qi was slightly stunned, and Cesaro, who was looking sad, was also stunned for a moment.
Then, the handsome and ridiculous old man's face changed color directly, from sorrow to triumphant joy.
"It turns out that these ugly things are not here to arrest me, I just said, that crazy woman is planning power and power all the time, shouldn't she need my comfort so soon?"
"Hahaha...... That's great news. ”
Cesaro laughed and shamelessly ordered Tang Qi to be evicted.
The juggernaut had lost all his previous enthusiasm, and he had no intention of entertaining Tang Qi with a wave of his scepter, throwing Tang Qi out of his forced narrative realm, not forgetting to pass on the gloating taunt.
"Boring new gods, do you hear me, these ugly things are here to trouble you, go and deal with them. ”
"You can be friends with both Thorns and the Crucible, and your new god obviously doesn't have much fun, as evidenced by the fact that you just rejected my invitation. ”
"Ah yes, friendship reminds you, don't care about that crazy woman's so-called friendship, every 'outer god' who receives his words has lost at least one kind of authority in the end, this woman is really crazy, does he really think that he can be promoted to the master of life...... Scold. ”
In the midst of these mutterings, Tang Qi, who was invited into the Temple of Cesaro, did not have time to do anything except listen to a bunch of secret gossip, and was so ruthlessly thrown out of the narrative domain.
When he reappeared outside of New Grotesque Town, the fragments of information about the giant meatball mother goddess that he had not had time to see before flowed through again.
"Divine entity: Mothmuel, originally a fallen divine creature, lived in the intestines of an ancient titan until it was dug up by Ispatrani and given divinity, allowing him to successfully ascend to the gods with divine powers such as a scavenger and the breeder of the war titan. ”
"He is the servant god of Ispatrani and his most loyal and crazy subordinate, and he obeys the oracle of Ispatrani and travels to the town of New Grotesque to capture the 'sinner' who failed to assassinate the goddess, and because of the special blood relationship between the sinner and the goddess, he is required to capture the living body and not cause the sinner to die. ”
"The sinner, having lost her divine supply as an infant, is in a special state of tainted but eternal immortality. ”
Donkey, sitting on the chair of Beckfast, looked at the fragments.
Again, a strange premonition came to him, and he vaguely guessed the identity of the so-called sinner.
"A second coincidence?"
Frowning, he wondered in his heart.
Then he immediately asked Namothmuel, "Tell me first, the name of the sinner?"
Hearing Don Chi's question, Maximus seemed to think that Don Chi, the new master of the grotesque town, had to submit to the main god he followed, and chanted the name of Ispatrani in the depths of his heart.
In the next second, His polluted voice rang out impatiently.
"Charlene!"
"The owner of the Grotesque Town, that shameless sinner, her name is Charlene, she is now on the verge of uncontrolled depravity, and it will be worth celebrating for you to give her to us for the sake of the lives of the inhabitants of the Grotesque Town. ”
......
"Sure enough!"
Effortlessly, Tang Qi verified his guess.
When he saw the information of "blood relationship" and "infancy", Tang Qi made a judgment.
The so-called sinners who are chased by these ugly subordinates like Ispatrani are most likely the daughter he conceived with Flora.
The one who was supposed to have divine powers such as "true love, life" at the beginning of his birth, but the truth was a tragic young god who was extremely unlucky and lost his mother one after another.