Chapter 31: What I Missed
No, I won't take out those pants, is it that the family has been burglarized, but what does it mean to steal pants?
Zhang Yihang felt that all this was incredible.
And how did you get home?
If you really drink too much, it's easy to break.
He'd forgotten what had happened to him last night.
The alarm clock on his mobile phone rang, and at this time, he picked up his phone, which was full of question marks and greeting messages.
But he didn't respond, because he drank the fragment last night, and he didn't know anything, and he didn't see anything.
There are too many people who send messages, and Zhang Yihang doesn't want to reply at this moment, after all, the messages were all sent last night, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't reply now. lest those people ask long and short questions again.
But he didn't know it, looking at the information on his mobile phone, he couldn't help but complain.
"I thought Huanhuan was just talking. ”
- She just talked, she had always been a person who thought twice.
"Why don't you reply to a message. ”
- I'm very worried about me, I see that I must reply to the message, I am so good, what message do I need to reply.
"Don't think about it, my brother has a forest for you to choose. ”
- I need the forest, I only love Zhao Yihuan, a little wildflower.
"Dude, you two are here to be funny!"
- I'm so good at making you laugh.
"God won't open the door for you, now even the window is closed, you can do it yourself!"
- I can't help it.
"That's too much, but that's why you're rolling around. ”
- When am I going to spat and roll, and I need to splatter and roll and beg her?
"Pay me for my pants, two. ”
- Why did you take my baby pants?
"You're done with Zhao Yihuan. ”
- I was with her endlessly.
"Why did she post on Moments and say that she broke off her friendship with you. ”
- She's going to break up with me, what the hell is going on.
Zhang Yihang saw the word "broken friendship", and the more he thought about it, the more strange he felt.
She Zhao Yihuan poked some basket again.
……
In fact, he hasn't finished reading it yet, but Zhang Yihang is in no mood to read it at this moment.
He clicked on Zhao Yihuan's circle of friends, and he had already been blocked at this time. As for why Zhao Yihuan didn't block him, it was because they were colleagues and they still had to work.
Two days ago, Zhang Yihang was able to brush up on Zhao Yihuan's circle of friends, and since that night, he can no longer talk nonsense under Zhao Yihuan's circle of friends.
How can I talk nonsense, this is all the truth, if she sent out the previous self-portrait, she would definitely complain again and again.
After all, Zhang Yihang has seen it, so he has the most right to speak.
As a result, he replied below, "The picture and the characters are extremely inconsistent."
Everyone must think that Zhao Yihuan's painting is like a P-picture technique, and it is very good.
Actually, no, she painted it so ugly, so ugly that she vomited. And Zhang Yihang told the truth, he was also happy to think that his words could be recognized by Zhao Yihuan.
As a result, of course, it's blocked!
He spoke like this, as if he were underwhelming.
What's wrong with ugly drawing? What's wrong with bad drawing? What's wrong with not having talent?
To be honest, what kind of self-portrait did Zhao Yihuan mention?
Here's the thing.
"Let's hand over a self-portrait to each friend!" said a small request from the boss after the meeting.
Zhang Yihang laughed on the spot, after all, Zhao Yihuan's self-portrait is really not flattering.
Zhao Yihuan was worried, after all, self-portrait is too difficult......
Only Zhang Yihang was laughing in the audience, and the corners of his mouth that wanted to hold back but couldn't help it rose.
"Xiaohang, is there something wrong?" the boss asked suspiciously.
But at this moment, when Zhang Yihang heard the boss's question, he only had Zhao Yihuan and the self-portrait she painted at that time.
"Xiaohang ......"
Zhang Yihang and Zhao Yihuan looked at each other, Zhang Yihang smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth, and Zhao Yihuan remembered that he was complaining about his self-portrait at that time, and he was so angry that Zhao Yihuan's lips were closed tightly and his eyes were staring.
The eyes are wide and round, maybe there is a problem with focusing, and it suddenly becomes a cross-eyed.
Zhang Yihang laughed angrily. After all, Zhao Yihuan's self-portrait eyes at that time were also cross-eyed, which was very cute.
Seeing that they were so intoxicated with each other's appearance, the boss had no choice but to wave his hand and tell everyone to leave!
And they didn't see the signal, so they had to play mental tactics in the room.