Zhao Yihuan looked confused when he got up, wiped his eyes, saw the name, and immediately hung up the phone.

Of course, all good mornings are not good because of this man, Zhao Yihuan will be woken up by this stinky straight man's WeChat call every day, and today is no exception.

He is still shameless as always, calling himself every day, pointing at himself.

But I could choose not to ignore it, but he was my boss and used his position to bully me.

Since that time, I've been at odds with this stinky straight man.

Well, I'm really fragrant again. I finally felt the power of the law of true fragrance, and I really couldn't escape it!

The phone rang again, shaking in a Z-shape on the table. Zhao Yihuan answered the phone with two dark circles under his eyes.

The people inside couldn't bear it anymore and kept scolding: "Why are you hanging up on my phone! Now that the wings are stiff and can fly, you dare to hang up my phone, it's really daring......

"Give you three more seconds to get down to business. ”

I was not interested in all the conversations with him, and I had no patience to listen to him scold me.

"I want to eat your porridge downstairs, don't put green onions! I don't eat green onions. The coriander told her to put more, it was more fragrant. ”

He didn't find it annoying, and he happily called every day to order breakfast and didn't pay for it.

He wants to drink the porridge downstairs today, tomorrow he wants to eat the rice noodles on the opposite street, and the day after tomorrow he may drink the soybean milk from the front street and the fritters in the alley.

You Zhang Yihang are not tired, I Zhao Yihuan is annoying!

I feel like you've eaten all the food you can eat here, so can't you drive over and buy it yourself?

Isn't it easy for him to buy breakfast?

Last time, he asked me to run errands and buy breakfast, but I didn't know where the store was hidden, and I couldn't find the map or the voice guide.

I didn't know the roads, but every time I called him, he told me the directions as if he had memorized a map of the area.

Following the route he said, I walked for a long time before I found the big bean shop. Seriously, it's so hidden, you know where it is, why should I buy it?

But the shop he called himself to, the breakfast was really good. Although it took me all the time to find it, it was worth it.

Why didn't he buy it himself, so it was fun, and I wanted to quit the game at one point.

But this stinky straight man refuses, he refuses to buy breakfast by himself, he has to ask me to buy it, and he has to buy it according to his requirements. It's not that I don't know that I am demanding, and I still shout blindly every day.

"Breakfast was cold. ”

"It's not pork rice rolls, it's rice rolls. ”

"Didn't the porridge say that it was better not to have green onions, but to ask for coriander?"

If I could, I wish I was a person without a story, but why, he just grabbed me.

The stinky straight man not only suppressed me in life, but also didn't make my work easier.

"Since you're usually so idle, you might as well take out these three documents and deal with them. ”

Three documents are nothing. In one day, I can still do it with a little thought.

But he.

I finally know why he hasn't had a girlfriend for so many years, because his straight male aesthetic is really toxic.

The development of things did not follow Zhao Yihuan's expectations, and Zhao Yihuan choked up.

Because he didn't just find fault with her this time, every day, he should be finding fault with her all the time.

We work for an anime company, and he was the art director of the company when I interned.

At that time, I went to his company as an intern, and I stayed and worked smoothly.

It is said that we art academy students have not come out, and it depends on where we shine.

My pen is going to flicker, and my computer is burning all the time.

Why do you have to believe him in the first place, a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

From morning to afternoon, my hands were weak, and not a single painting met his requirements.

Everyone said OK.

As a result, he would only say no to his paintings. Except for NO, it's gone.

Is he mute? Nothing but NO. Sure enough, the man's words can't be believed, and the straight man's words, the day I believe it, it can only show that I am brainless.

How could he not be a dumb man? How nice it would be that he couldn't even say something as simple as NO if he wanted to!

Saying no to straight men, we can say "no". It would be nice if he could resign and quit his job.

I can't say that other straight men are bad, but he is definitely the best in the straight men's group.

I ride a motorcycle to work, so it's okay to buy him breakfast, but when I buy it every day and ask him to pay it back, he will say, "Cash, I don't have it!"

"Do you have a mobile phone? WeChat, Alipay can do. "Of course, I support a variety of ways to collect money, but asking a straight man to repay the money, the online methods don't seem to be good!

As a result, he took out a card directly from his wallet, handed it to me, and said, "Buy whatever you like." The password is my birthday. ”

"What am I doing on your birthday?"

If nothing else, I really remember his birthday, because I also spent a year with him. With a humble salary that year, I bought him an expensive watch, although it was not a famous brand, but mechanical watches were more expensive than electronic watches!

"Give me the card, what do you mean. Spend whatever you want, don't you have to pay it back?"

"You don't have to pay it back. ”

Hearing this, of course, it was a reassuring flower, and it didn't cost much, so I bought a new CC cream, a brand of goods, which is expensive. I saved two months before, and I wanted to buy it back and try it, after all, I was at the top of the recommendation list, and I had to try it for the top position.

As a result, the next day, he came to settle accounts after the autumn.

I've also returned this wave of cards, and I've also used CC cream, so I shouldn't be asked to return my things.

He was very direct and said "pay off debts with work".

I was also scared at the beginning, what a work debt law.

He asked me to go to his house on weekends, which I had been to and knew very well.

"What are you going to do at your house?" Zhao Yihuan still has a strong sense of self-protection, after all, his house is rated as a dirty and messy place.

Who's giving me a rating! Give me a beating. My Zhang Yihang's home is a dirty and messy place, so Zhao Yihuan's home must be a rat hole.

There is no way in Zhao Yihuan's heart, his house has never been clean.

"Go to my house to clean up, cook, pay off debts. I can't use more than a thousand dollars for breakfast a month. Zhang Yihang took the bank card and kept throwing it in front of Zhao Yihuan's face.

"Stingy. ”

This is obviously digging a trap and waiting for me to jump, asking me to go to your house to be a maid, can you not be so shameless?

said okay, you don't have to return it after using it, it turns out that there are such additional conditions.

I was determined not to do it again next time, and I still asked him to get back the money I used, for a person who has a car and a house in the local area, a few hundred yuan is nothing.

But as a working-class person, I have to weigh my wallet when I eat.

I also had the cheekiness to ask for my humble breakfast money back, but it was my hard-earned money that was spent, and it was right for him to be paid.

I haven't been so cheeky to ask for money since I was a child, not to my parents, not once. He's so good, I cheekily begged him, and he almost knelt down, but he still didn't agree.

"Can't you just walk two streets, or drive there and get out for five hundred dollars?"

"It seems like a solution, but I don't like it. Why don't you wait until I have money in my wallet and ask me to get it. ”

"You're right, wait until you have money in your wallet. I really don't know what year and month I will have to wait until I get what I wanted. ”

"Wait patiently, you will always wait. ”

The two of them will encounter this or that thing in a hidden place in the company, or in the lobby or door of the company.

At this time, there is always such a gossip person who comes out, and he sees or hears something.

"If you want money, is there anything unsightly. ”

Eavesdropping every day, overhearing something, they will go back and hype it up in the company.

For him to be a man, it's nothing. In the end, it's all girls who are inappropriate and seducing, am I like that kind of person?

Not like. I don't have that ability.

After all, I've also encountered the case of a girl stuffing a note into his pocket. So I'm the one who holds his handle, but he's still the same as before, and he doesn't think so.

The bloody thing will be staged every day, and when it is staged, I don't know which girl suffered.

After all, I'm not stupid enough to be like those girls, men's nonsense, just believe it.

Anyway, it's none of my business, in addition to my usual work, the most common topic I talk to him about is debt collection.

"Give me back the money for breakfast. ”

"Unscrupulous boss, arrears of breakfast money. ”

"Notorious dead straight man, hurry up and pay me back for breakfast. ”

I went out of my way to beg for breakfast, he went out of his way to eat the free breakfast, and just like that we went through a whole year after separation.