Chapter Seventy-One: The Face-Changing Maniac

No one expected this group of dwarfs to be so sensitive, and as soon as they approached, they changed their faces when they said that they would change their faces, and they all put on their battle armor.

And the speed of this "combination" is very fast, that is, a breathing effort, from the combination of stacked Arhats to the wearing of battle armor and lifting into the air, and then a group of battle armor suspended in the air will appear in the sky.

The flame snake is right, it is indeed a high-tech battle armor.

Everyone has come into contact with the exoskeleton armor developed by NH before, but compared to these armors in the air, the former is as ridiculous as a child's toy.

The exoskeleton armor is actually just using mechanical principles to enhance physical strength and combat effectiveness, and the person who operates it also needs to undergo physiological modification.

Looking at these warframes again, although I don't know what the function is, it doesn't seem to have any requirements for the user.

The reason why the dwarfs fit together should be that they are not tall enough.

And these armors are different models, different colors, and different volumes, but they are very sci-fi.

The flame snake's face was cloudy: "These mecha are definitely for fighting. ”

Dracula wondered, "How do you know?"

"Have you ever seen a cannon barrel in front of a farm tractor?"

Dracula scratched his head: "Still don't quite understand. ”

Chu Yu explained: "Yes, these armors are indeed used for battle, just like a shovel will not be made into a firearm. ”

Among the armors, the most striking is a red and green cylindrical armor floating in the air in the center.

Chu Yu saw it very clearly just now, this is composed of five dwarfs, three below, two above, after stacking the arhats, the necklaces of the top two small dwarfs emitted a cloud of light to wrap all five people, and the light flashed away, and it became this column-like battle armor.

This armor is very huge, at least more than three meters high, the helmet has no eyes, but a curved horn like a unicorn, the top of the horn is free of flickering white light, the whole body is welded as if it is one, showing a blue light, the arms are particularly long, the top is full of serrations, extremely sharp, and it is not static, the sawtooth is constantly moving forward and backward at high speed, it is estimated that if it is taken at once, it will definitely be halved by everything.

The shapes of the other battle armors are also different, there is a samurai uniform that is a bit like the ancient Fusang, with two battle flags on the back, and the helmet part is a bit like a tengu mask, but it has three eyes, and the arm armor is particularly thick, as if it is set with two cannon barrels, which reminds Chu Yu of the fattening version of the Mega Man.

There was also a round armor, which could not tell which was the head and which was the legs, like a big hedgehog, and the body was full of sharp thorns.

When this thing first lifted off, it still looked like a "human", but after levitation, its entire body curled up and turned into a ball, and its body still had sharp metal thorns.

The other armor is not made of metal, but like a glowing cloth, a golden armor, with four weapons on the shoulders on both sides that look like guns but no triggers and magazines, and the barrel is wrapped around a circle of wire, and the head and cross of this armor are particularly long, at least a meter long, accounting for one-third of the length of the entire armor.

Chu Yu couldn't help but glance at Winnie, who was held in the air by a battle armor, and frowned.

It turns out that Winnie's people really have a lot of "overalls", but these "overalls" are guns and cannons, as well as knives, which are obviously combat armor, but why did Winnie Jr. say that they just use different "overalls" to work?

And compared to the Winnister Warframe, these Warframes are more threatening and sci-fi.

The flame snake's eyes were full of greed, and he pointed to one of the battle armors in the air and said, "Knife, look, it's an electrified knife!"

The electrified knife that the Flame Snake spoke of was held in the hand of a "female" armor.

It's just that the shape of this knife is very peculiar, the blade is almost two meters, and on both sides are smaller blades, and these smaller blades are all smaller and smaller blades on both sides, just like a big sword composed of hundreds of blades.

And the reason why it is said to be a female armor is because the upper body of this armor has obvious feminine characteristics, and it is very strong, the body shape is concave and convex, and the surface of the body is like a membrane, and there is black flowing inside

Colored liquid, holding a long knife that flashes with electric light, an oval helmet with only a large blue protruding chip, and the back of his head is covered with long "metallic" hair flying in the wind.

These "metallic" hairs are kind of like tentacles, and they have a palm-sized disc at the end, and I don't know what they're used for.

Dracula hid behind the Flame Serpent, "How did they fly?"

"The devil knows. The flame snake blocked Dracula in front of Chu Yu: "It doesn't matter if anything else, that charged knife is too cool, you must grab it." ”

The largest mecha in the middle of the air pierced the voice: "Ula, Ulala, tender, inner, thick, you... You are not allowed to come near here. ”

Yan Snake was happy: "Can they speak Huaxia?"

"It's the function of the mecha, after using it, it will speak Huaxia dialect, and the person who enters the mecha will master the corresponding language in the future, Winnister armor has this function, after close contact with others, it will instantly analyze other people's language, and then carry out language analysis and reorganization, and finally extend all the words, and then write it in the mind of the person who operates the armor. ”

Yan Snake looked sluggish: "So amazing?"

Dracula was also stunned: "Can you extend all the everyday words through the conversation of a few people?"

Yan Snake was surprised: "It's too exaggerated, isn't this the same as taking a look at a wok and then making a full banquet." ”

Dracula laughed, "Makes you look down on the farmhouse." ”

For Dracula, no matter what kind of technology he encounters, he is certainly not as high as him, because he has created a civilization.

Qin Beige pulled out the Dragon Sword behind his back, and asked expressionlessly, "Is it a battle, or is it a retreat?"

"How to fight, people are in the air, and we can't fly. Chu Yu pushed Dracula away and waved his hand towards the sky: "We are good people, come down and talk." ”

"Surface humans, don't go any further. ”

Yan Snake whispered: "Could it be a good thing, if it is really as powerful as it looks, how can it be robbed of all the food by others?"

Chu Yu shook his head slightly and said, "That can only mean that the people who robbed their grain are even better." ”

"Better than this high-tech armor?" the flame snake gasped, "Could it be the Decepticon Legion?"

"Surface humans, back off!"

The massive warframes landed vertically to the ground, while the other mechs spread out, encircling the four of them from the air.

Chu Yu's eyes narrowed, put away the appearance of a hippie smile, raised his arm and pointed behind him: "Within ten seconds, if you don't disarm, my people will bomb this place to the ground!"

"Yes, yes, don't do that. Little Winnie in the air danced and shouted, "Patriarch, let me go, their weapons are very powerful, very powerful, and those hairless surface humans are also very powerful." ”

Chu Yu glanced at Xiao Wenni slightly, his eyes were inexplicable.

He didn't just say nonsense, this time when he came underground, the big bald heads not only carried RPG rocket launchers, but also brought a lot of grenade launchers with heavy firepower teams.

Of course, no one knows if they can hurt these mechas, and judging from the appearance alone, it should be useless.

Winnie, this kid put gold on the faces of the big bald heads, thinking that he was really afraid of a firefight.

The smell of saber rattling was everywhere outside the village itself, and Chu Yu began to count down with a sneer: "Nine!"

"Eight!"

"Seven!"

"Six!"

The flame snake sighed silently.

In terms of pretending, he really sighed to himself.

It's obviously a bunch of waste that drags its feet, not to mention firearms, it is estimated that even RPG bazookas can't do anything with these weird-looking mechas, not to mention that people still fly in the sky.

But it didn't delay Chu Yu's outfit at all, and the appearance of shouting the countdown was just like those big bald heads who were not guns but nuclear bombs, and there was no one.

"Five!"

"Four!"

Chu Yu's face was cold: "I want to die, okay, fulfill you, three, two, two, two, two, two... ”

Dracula reminded: "It's two-to-four. ”

"You say it. Chu Yu shouted: "Two o'seven!"

The mecha all landed, although the dwarfs didn't jump out, but since they landed, it seemed that they were bluffed by Chu Yu.

Chu Yu snorted coldly: "Count you as acquaintances." ”

Yan Snake admired it even more: "I'll give you a perfect score." ”

Chu Yu: "... ”

Although his posture was very tough, Chu Yu even scolded his mother in his heart, and it would be embarrassing if the other party didn't land on him.

Bai Yue in the headset has asked several times if he wants to fire, if he counts to one, it is estimated that the big bald heads may really fire.

"Surface Humans!" A dazzling light flashed from the largest mecha, and in the next second, five little old men of Arhats stood in place.

After the top two little old men jumped down, one of the bearded and gray-eyebrow dwarfs snorted angrily and said, "Stand back, step back, hurry up!"

As he spoke, the little old man picked up a thin wooden stick from the ground that he didn't know if it was a tree branch or something, and kept knocking on the ground, with a fierce momentum.

Chu Yu didn't want to stimulate the sensitive nerves of this group of three-inch people, so he accepted it when he saw it, and pulled a few other people back a few steps.

The little old man showed a big smile as if his face had changed, and the elder's mouth, which lacked a front tooth, said enthusiastically: "Welcome, surface humans. ”

Chu Yu and the others looked confused.

This Nima is a schizophrenic, and if he says that he will change his face, he will change his face?

Winnie ran to the little old man's side: "This is our patriarch, the patriarch of Kakka. ”

The little old man clicked and patted his bare head, then knocked on his leg again, jumped on the spot three times, and then waved his arms as if he was about to release the fireball technique, tossed for a long time, took a deep breath, smiled and nodded.

Winnie explains: "It's the etiquette to show welcome. ”

Chu Yu pursed his lips and couldn't help laughing.

Qin Beige couldn't cry or laugh, it was the first time he had seen such a strange etiquette.

Only Dracula took it seriously, and Dracula, who claimed to be a gentleman, had a serious face: "Respected Khaki Patriarch." ”

After finishing speaking, Dracula patted his head, then knocked on his leg again, and jumped on the spot three times, but when he jumped the last time, he accidentally took a step forward, and the next second, the light was shining, and dozens of mechs were lifted into the air again.

The three-inch Ding patriarch also entered the mecha, and the cold and ruthless voice sounded again: "Surface humans, retreat, retreat, retreat!"

Chu Yu: "... ”

The flame snake yelled at Dracula: "You can't fight, you can't fight, you are the number one in bad things!"

Qin Beige sighed slightly and nodded silently.

Chu Yu pulled the dumbfounded Dracula back by half a meter, and all the mechs landed again, and the Clansman jumped out again, revealing a big smile: "Surface humans, hello." ”

Chu Yu opened his mouth, and it took a long time for a sentence to pop out.

"That... Are you tired?"

The Clicker Patriarch patted his head, and his smile became even stronger: "I heard Winnie say that you have something to eat, let's eat it first and then talk." ”

Chu Yu: "... ”

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Let me explain to you here, I chatted with a book friend today, and the book friend said that I was not very attentive when I wrote it, saying that he could accept that the flame snake and Dracula were abnormal, but he couldn't accept that other people who should be normal were abnormal, and that the characters in the book were not normal, which made him feel very absurd and did not have too much sense of substitution.

I don't know if there are other book friends who think the same way, here I just want to explain, I just want to write a book to bring everyone happy, because I write it myself is also quite happy, but there is absolutely no distraction, it's such a style, life is serious enough, absurd I think it's good, if it makes you feel uncomfortable, then I can only say sorry, it's not that I don't want to change, but I really can't write, in my eyes, this world is a world full of strange and funny, so the book, it's all funny and weird。

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