Chapter 61: Cabbage Picks Pigs
Ignoring Xiang Yu's self-esteem, Jiang Xiaoyun couldn't wait for the whole class to hear her ridicule - no matter what she did, she had to be the most watched one in the crowd.
An Zhi quit, and immediately rushed forward to reason with Jiang Xiaoyun.
It was Xiang Yu who stopped him: Lao Xiang had experienced several defeats in front of Comrade Yuan Hongmei, and he always had to sum up lessons and lessons, and he also forcibly taught his son not to be like a woman.
Jiang Xiaoyun was a little unrelenting, and continued to turn on the mockery mode, "Who has a mirror, hurry up and let them see what kind of virtue they are, as a wild boar, they still vainly try to let the cabbage arch?"
The classmates were very cooperative and laughed, thinking that it was cola, and they had to slap the table with their hands to coax.
Cabbage and pig!
To be honest, Xiang Yu thinks it's quite vivid.
Isn't he just a poor and helpless little wild boar, stared at by two watery cabbages who are trying to arch the pig?
Seeing that his words didn't seem to be lethal to Xiang Yu, he even had the mind to wander, Jiang Xiaoyun stopped doing it, and was about to deal a fatal blow when he suddenly heard a noisy buzzing sound.
"Listen!
The students in the classroom heard it, including Xiang Yu: it sounded like it was coming from outside the window.
After a while, the old window, which was older than Xiang Yu's father, trembled.
In addition to boring learning, students in the teaching building will show special enthusiasm for discovering new things.
Soon someone pushed open the window, pointed to the sky not far away, and said in surprise: "Look, it's a drone!"
It's not uncommon to see drones in today's years, but Xiang Yu heard that the control is quite strict now, and it doesn't meet the regulations when it appears in the sky above the school, right?
Even if he didn't have the heart to join in the fun, Xiang Yu was still squeezed by the swarm of classmates to the window. Forced to watch the drones circling over the school building.
Looking at its flight trajectory, after several sharp falls, it was finally able to stabilize and avoid falling, and Xiang Yu made a judgment - the drone pilot technique is very bad!
Jiang Xiaoyun, who was squeezed to the front, had a wider field of vision, and suddenly pointed down and shouted: "It's Bai Wenxin who is operating the drone!"
Two clues are being connected in Xiang Yu's mind: An Zhi said that Bai Wenxin had just come to look for me, and now the drone she was piloting was obviously coming to the classroom of the fifth class of the second year of high school, which ...... What's the connection?
After a sober judgment, a bad premonition is growing wildly.
Xiang Yu's sixth sense has already begun to warn - run away, immediately!
However, the growing enthusiasm of his classmates became the biggest obstacle in his escape, and he couldn't even turn around.
It's like encountering a camera shooting from outside, and seeing the drone gradually parallel to the position of the window of their classroom, everyone is waving.
It is really a vivid interpretation of the words "silly and stupid".
Xiang Yu is not in this mood.
Because he already smelled a very strong Mary Sue.
I don't remember which book it was, he seems to have read it with Ren Yi. The adolescent Xiao Nizi still likes this plot very much, and she has to open it as soon as she sleeps, and what's more, she also asks Xiang Yu to read it to her in a simulated male tone.
While he was thinking wildly, the drone slammed down!
With everyone's exclamation, it quickly returned to the students' field of vision.
And a banner that had been tied to it instantly unfolded......
Seeing the words on it clearly, the corners of Xiang Yu's mouth couldn't help but twitch wildly, and the breakfast in his stomach was churning violently.
"Xiang Yu, I Bai Wenxin wants you to be my person!"
On the red background, the large golden characters are clear and eye-catching.
This is...... A bright confession.
Jiang Xiaoyun looked back with an incredulous face, and the ridicule she had said before turned into a slap in her face.
There is really a water spirit cabbage chasing after the pig arch!
After a brief silence, the entire school building was boiling.
Especially the male classmates who are better at expressing themselves and are afraid of not being in place, they are eager to lift the table and chair above their heads to vent their excitement.
What's even more exaggerated, taking the opportunity to tear up the book and throw it out of the window, which is a bit excessive, obviously a bit of a "murder" by taking advantage of the chaos.
Even if one person does this, there are still people who follow suit.
For a while, the scene was a little uncontrollable.
Xiang Yu, who was empty, even thought of the spectacular scene when the college entrance examination ended last year, and the seniors tore up the textbooks and threw them out of the window.
Until the prompt tone of the Mary Sue modifier sounded in my ears again: "The development of the plot is in line with the romantic atmosphere of Mary Sue, and the degree of modification has been increased by five percent!"
From 40 percent to 45 percent, in two days and one night.
Xiang Yu calmly concluded that destroying the Mary Sue element at the dinner party is equivalent to destroying the important element that makes up the Mary Sue - the atmosphere, and the progress will drop so much, otherwise it will rise.
It's useless to think about it now, unless you jump off the building, you can't stop everyone's carnival.
So, under grief and indignation, Xiang Yu took the opportunity to slip away and decided to skip class.
The reality makes him very dissatisfied, he wants to rebel!
The romantic plot is not involved in the male protagonist, it must be greatly discounted, and when Bai Wenxin finishes this series of operations, he still expects the moved Xiang Yu to appear in front of him and hug her tightly.
However, where is his shadow?
Angry, Bai Wenxin stomped his feet several times, "Xiang Yu, you are hard-hearted!"
Shao Meiyun, who witnessed the whole process, couldn't help but complain: "Your approach is no different from those who are forced to marry in public, and it is reasonable for him to escape." ”
Jin Ling flashed her starry eyes and pursued Bai Wenxin's approach, "But I think it's very romantic." ”
Shao Meiyun: "......"
I don't know how your heads grow.
As for Xiang Yu after skipping class, he walked aimlessly in the ...... Between the storefronts in the shopping mall.
As the old coordinate of Shiyan City, Jianhua Shopping Mall is about to be demolished, and many things are being discounted.
Although men instinctively reject shopping, as rich people, they like to hang out in the mall.
Nearly 60 million deposits, keep it and won't lay eggs, so it's hard to spend.
So, countless elderly aunts, looking at a young man, running between the discount counters, half an hour's work, two hands full of shopping bags, full of loads.
Where to go next?
Xiang Yu thought of his mother, Comrade Yuan Hongmei, who was carrying a lot of things in her hands, all of which were bought for her.
"It's not too early, she should have finished her trip and returned to the villa, right?"
is still the same as when I was a child, when I encounter setbacks, I like to lean towards my mother. Xiang Yu decided to look for it now, and it would be better to come down for a meal in the evening.
Coming to his 900-square-meter villa, Xiang Yu still couldn't help but marvel.
Seeing the little cabbage planted in the yard, Xiang Yu was sincerely happy, it was worthy of the mother and son to connect their hearts, he planned early in the morning, if the family bought a single-family villa with a yard, he had to reclaim a vegetable garden.
Pressing the doorbell, Comrade Yuan Hongmei saw that it was him and hurriedly greeted him.
"Why does the little boy have time to come here, don't you have to go to school today?"
"Today...... Hey, school is off today. Xiang Yu, who was weak-hearted, didn't dare to look at his mother's eyes.
"That's right, I came back with a little souvenir, and I thought I'd like to find a chance to send it to your father and son. ”
Xiang Yu's heart warmed: he is worthy of his own mother, and he always remembers him.
Not long after the mother and son sat down, the doorbell rang again. Xiang Yu took the first step to open the video intercom doorbell, and unexpectedly saw Lao Xiang, who was nervously arranging his hairstyle!