Chapter 5 A Day in the Life of an Autistic Person
Autistic, very autistic, this guy is unprecedentedly autistic, Wu Gang made a conclusion to the young man in front of him.
But this doesn't seem to have anything to do with him, but Wu Gang is the kind of person who can't see anyone pretending to be depressed in front of him.
Huang Meiling suddenly stepped forward and said, "Take a closer look at this person's face. ”
The moment the traffic cone on the man's head flew out, she found that this guy's face was a bit similar to Li Xiang, who had just disappeared.
When Wu Gang heard this, he stretched out his hand and picked up the traffic cone on this person's head, and shouted, "Fog grass!"
The man said impatiently: "What are you doing, are we very acquainted? You didn't bother with you when you hit me just now, and now I'm going to put a traffic cone on my head? Ah, what's wrong!"
Wu Gang may not have thought that there would be such a coincidence in the world, Li Xiao disappeared in the future just now, and he saw the current Li Xiang not far from the hospital, life is really strange!
However, this current Li Xiang looks a little bleak, and I don't know what the situation is.
Wu Gang was in the previous friendship and said, "Brother, what's wrong?"
Li Xiang waved his hand and said, "Ni Xiangkai, it has nothing to do with you, don't you see that I am out of love?"
Wu Gang said: "It's just a broken love, it's all a small thing, why should you bother." ”
Li Xiang said: "Is it a small thing to fall out of love or a trivial matter? Are you mistaken, we are all going to talk about marriage, how can we say that we will divide it!"
Wu Gang shrugged his shoulders and said, "So what? Hmm? Either find her back, or just find one, what's the use of you pretending to be melancholy here? Right?" ”
Li Xiang was very angry, and took the traffic cone and said: "The rain girl has no melon, I want you to take care of it!
Wu Gang saw his appearance, and thought of his swordsmanship in the future, obviously they are all alone, how can there be such a big difference. Anyway, where did he learn his swordsmanship? It's such a sharp feeling, Shi Yuanhua can only have a draw with him.
Although Li Xiang in the future said that he wanted to be a waste wood who played games every day, how could Wu Gang tolerate this guy like this, he saw that Li Xiang in front of him was completely autistic, and his eyes rolled and said, "Are you really not going to leave here?"
Li Xiang was silent, leaning against the wall on the side as a personal traffic cone, very autistic.
Wu Gang motioned for Huang Meiling to be quiet, stepped aside and called, "Hey, Uncle policeman, there is a person here who destroys public property, yes, he wears a traffic cone on his head, which affects the traffic very much." ”
Within a few minutes, a dignified policeman appeared at the corner of the roadside, Wu Gang waved at him, and the policeman came over and saw Li Xiang leaning against the wall.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" the policeman asked Li Xiang very kindly, and Wu Gang whispered on the side: "He just fell out of love." ”
The police suddenly realized, it turned out that this was the case, he had seen a lot of this kind of guy messing around on the street because of a broken love. So he said in a very soft voice: "Brother, isn't it just a broken love? You see that you still have friends and family, why do you want to practice yourself like this for the sake of a girl? It also hinders the traffic order, how bad is this? Isn't it?" ”
Wu Gang nodded and said, "That's right, that's right." ”
The policeman smiled and said, "Also, if you don't get up and leave here, I'll take you back for a fifteen-day vacation by destroying public places." ”
Wu Gang said solemnly on the side: "Well, that's how it should be." ”
Li Xiang couldn't sit still, glanced at Wu Gang angrily, put the traffic cone aside, and left.
Wu Gang explained: "I'm sorry, comrade policeman, he is my good friend, it is because of the breakup that he became like this, we said that he couldn't listen, so I have to ask you." ”
The policeman waved his hand in a chic manner: "It's okay, I've seen a lot of people who mess around because of emotional problems, don't think I'm an emotionless policeman, I'm also a person from here, you go and chase your friend, what I just said may be a bit serious for him, and then, it's up to you!"
Wu Gang said solemnly: "Yes!"
He pulled Huang Meiling and chased after Li Xiang, who probably walked quickly because of anger.
Huang Meiling and Wu Gang followed behind, and Huang Meiling was shocked: "He is actually walking a very wonderful footwork!"
Wu Gang said strangely: "What?"
Huang Meiling pointed to Li Xiang in front of her and said: "Jiugong step! It's Jiugong step! This footwork is much higher than my family's maze step, it can be said to be the same as the martial arts in Gao Wuzhong!"
Wu Gang was shocked: "What do you mean? Like Gao Wuzhong, your father can shoot thunder and lightning with one palm." ”
Huang Meiling said: "It took my father to practice martial arts for many years, and this Li Xiang is different, his starting point is much higher than my father!"
Wu Gang was surprised: "This person is so arrogant now?"
Huang Meiling said: "I don't know, let's go and have a look." ”
When the two said this, Li Xiang had already thrown them off three streets, Wu Gang and Huang Meiling had already started to run, but Li Xiang was still walking unhurriedly in front, but he couldn't catch up.
"Damn, if it weren't for the city, I'd just turn into a big bird and follow. Wu Gang said very angrily, as a cultivator, it was a bit embarrassing that he was thrown so far away by a martial artist.
Huang Meiling stopped, looked at Wu Gang and said, "Then you don't hurry up!"
Wu Gang was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Oh, I know." He walked to a toilet around the corner in front of him and posed himself as a small flying insect.
Huang Meiling stood in place and waited, and Wu Gang flew to her shoulder and said, "I'll keep an eye on it first, and you follow." ”
Huang Meiling subconsciously patted her shoulder and then said, "Well, you can go." ”
Wu Gang flew away in a daze, not expecting that he could still experience the feeling of being used as a fly swatter. It's very dizzy.
Because he had no worries, Wu Gang flew very fast, he flew directly behind Li Xiang, and just as he was about to fly to his clothes, he saw a transparent energy flying towards him.
Wu Gang roared, flashed, flew to the street lamp and turned into a bird, and continued to follow Li Xiang.
After walking for half a day, Li Xiang walked out of the city directly, and he didn't know where he was going.
Wu Gang followed him for some reason, and saw him walk to a nearby mountain in a hurry. He hurriedly followed Li Xiang up the mountain.
There is a Taoist temple on the mountain, and Wu Gang said in his heart that there must be Li Xiang's master here. I saw that after Li Xiang walked into the Taoist temple, he turned around inside and came to the back mountain.
On the back hill, Li Xiang walked to a small thatched hut, which looks very dilapidated, but gives people the illusion of being very clean, this mountain is quiet, and the city next to it is like two worlds.
"Zhang Daochang, are you here? I've been practicing Jiugongbu for half a year, what should I learn today?" Li Xiang cleaned up his emotions and said very respectfully.
An old Taoist came out of the room, this Taoist looked like he was eighty years old, but his body was very tough.
He smiled and said, "I'll take a look at you and walk through the Nine Palaces." ”
Li Xiang nodded and walked through the nine palace steps completely, and Wu Gang, who was watching, began to get dizzy again.
Zhang Daochang smiled: "It is indeed very skilled, it seems that you are not lazy, but I don't have much time, I will teach you all the remaining two martial arts, you have to memorize them!"
Li Xiang said, "Yes, Master!"
Zhang Daochang waved his hand and said: "Don't call me Master, although your talent is not good, but you have a good heart and no distractions, which is rare in the current world, I know that this kung fu is taught to you, and you will not use it to do anything big, which is already very good." ”
He motioned for Li Xiang to do it cross-legged, stretched out his hand and put it on his back and said, "Start your luck according to my mantra, I will teach you the internal strength Ziyang Gong first, so that it is convenient for you to master the next martial arts." ”
Zhang Daochang began to read in a low voice, and Li Xiang's body began to gradually emit a posture of gas around him.
Wu Gang was bored watching on the side, he already had the sage's martial arts ten thousand immortals, and he had the Banlangen system as an auxiliary, so he was not very interested in this, so he watched it like watching a martial arts drama.
Huang Meiling was speechless standing on the side of the suburban road looking at the scenery, she didn't know what to say anymore, and followed Li Xianghao, and saw him speed up and disappear directly from her eyes.
She tried to call Wu Gang, but she couldn't get through, and then Huang Meiling began to think about a question, that is, if a person becomes another animal, should the things on his body be thrown away directly, or shrink and continue to hang on his body.
Wu Gang couldn't answer this question, he also thought about it, it was difficult to find when the toilet turned into a fly just now, and now it has become a bird, and he began to search around with his head on both sides of his wings.
Of course, he didn't find anything, could it be because his clothes and mobile phone had turned into feathers?
Wu Gang just guessed that he had no intention of watching the plot here.
Li Xiang has already begun to learn swordsmanship under the teaching of Zhang Daoren, and it is quite difficult for him to perform it now, but he has a shelf.
Wu Gang yawned, he didn't expect that he just came over to watch a martial arts drama today.
But Zhang Daoren has found the right person, a waste wood who just wants to play games is too lazy to do things even if he has peerless martial arts, the only thing they want to play is games.
Zhang Daoren saw that Li Xiang had finished learning, and said slowly: "Okay, from now on, you don't want to come here, I'm going out to see this world that has changed a lot." ”
Li Xiang said very respectfully: "Well, Master, I have some savings for you here, after all, if you want to travel now, you can't do it without money." ”
Zhang Daochang excused himself from the bank card that Li Xiang escaped and said: "You, you have said don't call Master, you, and I don't want this money, I have my own way." Don't worry about it. ”
Li Xiang saw Zhang Daochang's refusal like this, so he had to put the card aside and said, "Then I'll go." ”
Zhang Daochang nodded and said, "Go ahead, remember to practice more martial arts." ”
Li Xiang nodded in agreement, and was about to go down the mountain and leave.
Wu was just about to follow when he noticed that a black cloud appeared in the sky, and the black cloud seemed to be spiritually close to the sky above Zhang Daochang.
"Hehe, Old Man Zhang, you have been here for so many years, and now you have finally been found by me!" The words came out of the black cloud, Wu Gang heard it clearly, and Li Xiang, who had not gone far, also heard this voice, and hurriedly rushed to Zhang Daochang's side, looking around vigilantly.