That "bang" was quite enthusiastic, and Ji An, who was separated by the crack, couldn't help but hiss, he was really afraid that the old man would knock himself to death......

Then, the dwarfs behind the old man showed their brains together.

There has never been love for no reason in the world, and if it weren't for Ji An returning the heirloom to Red Feather that day and giving them a jar of fat house happy water, no matter how friendly the shrub clan is, it is impossible for them to be so enthusiastic about a stranger and outsider.

There were a lot of dwarfs here today, all men in tin hats, and the women were nursing their babies at home, and none of them came. The weapons were strapped, and they were all stone axes about the size of hammers on their waists, but the javelins were not taken.

The short old man took two steps forward with a wooden cane, and said to Ji An: "Wow, wow, wow~"

Red Feather caught up and said something, and then the short old man and the others had a look of pity on their faces.

Ji An almost took a mouthful of old blood, stroked his forehead and said: "I'm really not deaf, when will the data of this broken system be collected?"

The old man didn't say anything more, and motioned to carry the guy out.

Red Feather walked to the back of the crowd, carried a bunch of bananas, the kind of monkey bananas with small fruits and a relatively sweet taste, weighing about ten catties, came to the edge of the cliff, held the handle of the banana bunch, and threw it vigorously through the fissure of 5 and a half meters.

The banana skewers fell to the ground, and just when Ji An thought that the bush tribe really regarded him as a disabled monkey, the old man took out something familiar to Ji An, a smashed green can.

The old man compared the can in his hand and then pointed to the banana skewers.

Modern people look at the natives like monkeys, but at the same time, in the eyes of the shrub tribe, Ji An is also a long-legged monkey who has not fully evolved, for fear that he will not understand, the old man keeps comparing between himself, Ji An, cans, and banana skewers.

Ji An smiled helplessly, took out a can of happy water, and threw it in front of the old man, which had been weathered into the ground.

Looking at the old man's expression, he should be happy, but I don't know if he is happy that he has established a bond with the monkey, or because he has received happy water.

The shrub tribe may have a low degree of civilization, but in terms of basic intelligence, after all, everyone has evolved for so many years, and the great poet Li Bai, who can write the east wind, is amazingly talented; in the Axial Age, there were many cattle people, and Confucius and his old man are still regarded as saints; and the Yellow Emperor began to make clothes and crowns, build boats and cars, make music laws, and create medicine, etc., and completed a huge leap from scratch and established Chinese civilization with his own hands.

Albert Einstein said: I see far because I stand on the shoulders of giants.

Of course, the Sprite taken out of the turtle's armor bag was ice, and the old man was carrying a thick pulp, which was very suitable for playing with the wooden stick that was collectible, and wanted to pick up the Sprite, he was hit by the giant on the waist, and the cold that he had never experienced made the old man's reaction the same as that day's red feathers, and he withdrew his hand like an electric shock.

The red feather swaggered forward, and with that sassy appearance, Ji An could even make up the words for him: "Old man, you don't understand, happy water is not like this, let me come." ”

Red Feather picked up the stone axe and smashed the can with a hammer, "Huh~"

The friends who had been tricked that day gathered around and let the soda get wet.

The scene after that was unsightly, not much to repeat, and unlike last time, today's soda was not all spilled, there were still some left in the can, the old man grabbed a little doll, after tasting the salty and sweet taste, he picked up the can, put his mouth on the gap, and poured the remaining soda into his mouth, the bubbles exploded, cold and heart-cold, and the old man shivered like an evil one, and his eyes widened.

It was the last soda, and the old man motioned to throw another bunch of bananas at the monkey.

Ji An took a look, yo heh, I heard Sprite 2 pieces of 5, 1 pound of bananas 3 pieces of 8, now it is ten pounds of bananas to start with a listen to Sprite, as long as the shrub clan has enough inventory, Ji An said that he can make a fortune with Sprite, and it is only a matter of time before he becomes the richest man in the world.

This is how Europeans in the Age of Discovery became rich, and the wealth they accumulated continues to this day.

Across a crack, two monkeys from different eras were bartering between them, throwing Sprite at the opposite side, and bunches of bananas at the opposite side, Ji An wanted to see how many bananas the bush clan could take out, and how many Sprites he wanted, and if they were not enough, he would go to the supermarket to transport them one by one.

It's a pity that after a total of 10 Sprites, the shrub clan couldn't bear it, and the old man still wanted it, and the dwarfs scattered most of them at once, apparently cutting bananas.

Ji An didn't stop and continued to throw Sprite at them.

The purpose of his coming today was to bribe the Good Bush Clan and discuss the entry of the Pepper Clan into Tiger Valley. The anchor Fat Tiger earns 10 million a month and 100 million a year, even if the dwarfs bring all the bananas in Tiger Valley, how much is it worth?

Anyway, Sprite is only 20,000 yuan 5 a can, and 10,000 cans are only 20,000 yuan, and if the shrub clan can drink 50,000 yuan a whole year, even if Ji An loses.

Ji An didn't wait for the dwarfs to carry the bananas, and directly threw Sprite on the opposite side, which looked like less than 100 yuan, in the eyes of the old man, it was called a local tyrant and capricious.

Not long after, more than 20 dwarfs each carried a bunch of bananas back, and the primitive people did business that was called a sincerity, and the old man was unpretentious, and waved his hand to throw them all over.

Seeing this, Ji An suddenly frowned, he remembered a question, after all, the primitive society took filling the stomach as the primary goal of survival, and the fat house happy water is delicious, but for the shrub clan, a bunch of bananas can make a clansman eat for at least two days, but Sprite is no different from water, this truth It is impossible for the old man as a patriarch not to understand, it is enough to taste the taste of 10 cans, the shrub clan has fruits, and there is no shortage of sweetness, so why does he want so many Sprites?

Before Ji An had time to think about it, the red feathers that returned saw that the ground was full of happy water, and he picked up the stone axe and was about to smash it open to drink, while others wanted to throw bananas.

Ji An hurriedly waved his hand to stop it, took out another can, pulled the pull ring, deliberately raised his head, raised his hand and poured it into his mouth, demonstrating how to drink clearly.

Crystal bright, penetrating and cool, the feeling of flying, a bunch of dwarfs shivered, and Ji An was sure that the red feathers would definitely have diarrhea after a while.

The natives will not hide their emotions, and those who have tasted the happy water will knock their heads at Ji An one by one.

To do things, you have to rely on relationships, and to pull relationships, you have to be willing to spend money, it cost less than 100 yuan, Ji An saw that it was almost over, and he planned to go over to have direct contact with the shrub clan to further deepen the exchange.

It's not that he is the one who has no iron weapons, how can these natives fight him? Even the javelins may not be pierced through the rhinoceros skin, and besides, they don't have any of them, only stone axes that are about the same as stones.

Ji An took out a stun bomb from his backpack, pulled the pull ring and pinched it in his hand, if you really want this group of natives to have superb acting skills, then wait for all to lie down.

Ji An retreated, the old man thought he was leaving, and ran forward to wah, wah, wow, and seeing Ji An's running acceleration, the red feathers looked wrong, and quickly pulled away from the old man who was blocking the way.

Even if he had already watched Ji An "fly" once, and witnessed it again, the red feather still felt shocked, and the mouth shape: "O"

Wow wow wow wow wanted to break free of the red feather pull, with a purpose trying to keep Ji An's old man looked at the ancestors, and his mouth shaped:

“O”

……

Cough~

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