Moreover, the identity of Senior Bai is one of the leaders of the Nine Shadows World, if he is willing to help, it will definitely be an old driver driving, steady!

But the white seniors two have to listen to jokes again...... Song Shuhang looked back and thought about many jokes he had seen not long ago, but now that he thinks about it, none of them feel funny. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It can't be helped, as people's laughter gets higher and higher, ordinary short jokes are already difficult to make people laugh. There are some jokes, after laughing once, and then looking back at it, you will find that it can't laugh anymore.

Sometimes it's painful to have a high laugh.

"Senior Bai, wait a minute!" Song Shuhang responded in his mind, "I will definitely be able to find a joke that makes people laugh today." ”

Today is different from the past, today 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' so many seniors are present, more people are power, so many people can't squeeze out a joke that makes Bai seniors happy?

"Okay, give you time to prepare. "Senior Bai is really in a good mood today, and he didn't give Song Shuhang any restrictions.

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At this time, in the underground laboratory.

The members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' looked depressed, and at this time, Song Shuhang spoke up: "Seniors, if any of you have a classic joke, give me one." ”

Spirit Butterfly Venerable: "......"

Venerable Seven Cultivators: "......"

Huangshan Zhenjun: "......"

Su Shi Ah Sixteen asked curiously, "Shuhang, why do you suddenly want to joke?"

"I just received a Jiuyou old driver...... Ah no, it's the one who 'beeps beep~~'. Again, anyway, the super-powerful message, who said there was a way to help us. However, it needs a joke that will make him laugh as a reward. Seniors, come up with a joke?"

"It's the senior, if it's the senior, maybe it can really help us. "Henghuo Zhenjun came to his senses, when Song Shuhang helped Confucianism regain control of the 'Golden Lotus World', there was a senior who couldn't say the number of his debut secretly helped.

"What type of joke do you want?" asked the Lychee Fairy.

"As long as it's interesting enough, tell me about it anyway. "Song Shu Channel.

Su Shi Ah 16: "I'll look on the Internet." ”

Crazy Knife Sanlang: "I remember a lot of interesting jokes...... However, those jokes are a bit of a ban. ”

"Sanlang seniors, this kind of is still not wanted. Song Shuhang waved his hand again and again, he really couldn't imagine the scene of telling the eighteen forbidden jokes to Senior Bai. If you provoke the two seniors of Bai, it won't be fun to reward him with a 'God Killer Cannon'.

Huangshan Zhenjun: "Well, I remember an incident I experienced a long time ago. At that time, I was just a fourth-rank monk. In the past, I have talked about it with the Taoist friends in the group, but the little friends of Shuhang may not have heard of it. ”

Then, Huangshan Zhenjun began to tell the story.

[That was a long, long time ago, when I was young, like most Taoist friends, I went down the mountain after the four-grade realm and began to explore the world. One day, Taishan had a six-grade true monarch predecessor open the altar to preach the Fa, and I rushed all the way to listen to the Fa.

At that time, there were many people who went to listen to that senior's opening of the altar, and the whole Dharma hall was full of monks from all walks of life. I had just come down the mountain to break into the cultivation realm, and I felt very happy to see that scene.

I also squeezed into a certain corner of the Dharma field, ready to wait for the opening lecture of the Six-Rank True Monarch.

When I finally managed to squeeze into a suitable spot, I turned my head to look to the side. I saw that next to me, there was a slender young Taoist standing against the pillar, he was also in the realm of four grades, and his temperament was outstanding.

Seeing this, I couldn't help but greet him and said, "In the lower Huangshan Dao, not long after entering the fourth grade, may I ask the Taoist Friendship Dao?"

The fellow Daoist suddenly paused and suddenly said, "Get out." ”

At that time, I felt very embarrassed, and for the first time, I deeply experienced the coldness of the monk world.

So, from the beginning to the end of the whole 'Taishan Lecture', I didn't say a word to him again.

After that, I cultivated hard and reached the realm of the five grades.

Later, one day, when I was buying materials in a certain Xiuzhen market, I met that young Taoist with outstanding temperament, who was at the peak of the fourth grade at that time, and was still one step away from the fifth grade, and his cultivation was not as good as me at that time.

For some reason, when I saw him again, I suddenly remembered that when Taishan was preaching, the other party's cold voice 'get out'.

I have a sullen breath in my heart, and I don't vomit unpleasantly.

Thereupon...... I secretly followed him, and after leaving the 'Xiuzhen City Repair', I found a place where no one was and beat him up. 】

When he said this, Huangshan Zhenjun paused, with an embarrassed look on his face.

Song Shuhang looked puzzled - this story, there is nothing funny?

[After beating him up, I asked him if he remembered me.]

He said: Remember, your name is Huangshan Daoren.

I didn't expect him to remember my Taoist name, so I was slightly stunned.

At this time, the corners of his mouth twitched: "My name is 'Get out of the layman', and the Taoist name is called Get out." ”】

"Poof~~" Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing: "What happened later?"

"I won't mention the rest of the story, but I paid a big price for the apology anyway. Huangshan Zhenjun laughed dryly.

Lychee Fairy: "Fortunately, my Dao name is just 'Lychee', and I won't be inexplicably smoked by him one day after I met my predecessors in Huangshan." ”

"Fortunately, my Dao number is only Beihe, and I didn't give Huangshan seniors the opportunity to seize the opportunity to beat up. Beihe Sanren added.

Crazy knife three waves: "Fortunately, my Dao number is only three waves, and I won't be beaten after inexplicably reporting my Dao number." ”

"No, Sanlang senior, you are different. Now that your path number is reported in a dignified manner, there is a high chance that you will be beaten. Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain.

Three waves of wild knives: "......"

"Actually, everyone's road numbers in our group are quite normal...... Before. When Huangshan Zhenjun was halfway through his words, he changed his words abruptly.

Because recently, the painting style of the Dao number in the group is also very abnormal - Song Shuhang with seven Dao numbers, and Yu Rouzi who may have 365 + 1 Dao numbers in the future.

"Is this a joke?" asked Huangshan Zhenjun.

"Wait. Song Shuhang contacted Senior Bai in his mind again: "Senior Bai, are you here?" Did you hear the joke of Huangshan Zhenjun?"

"I'm done. "Senior Bai said.

"Is it interesting, satisfied?" Song Shuhang asked.

"If the perfect score is 100, this story barely has a score of 54. However, seeing that this is the first time you have received a near-passing score, I will give you six points, make up 60 points, and count you as passing. "Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief: "Then please ask Senior Bai to help us and send us to Jiuyou!"

"What are you doing there?" asked Bai Senior two suspiciously.

"Huh, senior, didn't you say that there is a way to help us solve the problem?" Song Shuhang asked rhetorically.

"Yes, I have a way to help you, but I don't mean to send you into the Nine Shadows. It's the metal ball now, and I'm still locked in the 'Evil Lotus World' and asleep. Bai senior two replied.

"Then where are we going?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"In the main world, there is a 'Heavenly Tribulation World' that allows cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms to survive the tribulation, and the Nine Shadows World naturally has a corresponding place. Moreover, coincidentally, there will soon be a seventh-grade tainted person who is going to enter the 'Demon Tribulation World'. Ready, the moment the tainted enters the World of Calamity, I'll open a back door and get you inside. Then, stay away from the tainted one and test the power of the Tribulation Missile. When the experiment is over, I'll pull you out. "Senior Bai said.

"Is this okay?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.

"How can I say that he is also the ruler of the Nine Shadows World, okay? "Senior Bai said.

"But, in that 'Demon Tribulation World', we won't be fine, right?

Because of the last trip to the 'Heavenly Tribulation World', he almost killed him.

If it weren't for the timely door-to-door service of [Everything], he might have turned into scum under the catastrophe.

"Don't worry, with me taking action personally, there will be absolutely no problems. As long as you don't die and come into contact with the Seven Rank Tainted Beings who have survived the 'Demon Tribulation', there will be no problem. Bai Senpai two assured.

With the guarantee of Bai Senior Two, Song Shuhang was a little relieved.

"Wait a minute, can my core world be opened after entering the 'Demon Tribulation World'?" Song Shuhang asked again.

The Tribulation Missiles are all placed in the core world, and if the core world is directly blocked like entering the Tribulation World, then he has to take out the Tribulation Missiles in advance.

"Don't worry, with me as a transit, no problem. "Senior Bai said.

"Then, can I reveal the matter of the 'Demon Tribulation World' to the seniors of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Whatever you want. Bai Senior Two didn't care.

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In the underground laboratory, everyone looked at Song Shuhang, who was in a closed state, knowing that he was talking to a superpower.

I don't know if that great power is full of dissatisfaction with the interesting story of Huangshan Zhenjun?

At this time, Song Shuhang opened his eyes: "It's done." ”

"Then what do we do next?" asked the Seven Cultivators.

"Let's try to get together as much as possible, and in a while, that old driver of the Nine Shadows will directly open the back door and send us to a place where we can test the 'Heavenly Tribulation Missile'. Song Shuhang said: "But the place we are going to in a while is not the Nine Shadows, but a world similar to the 'Heavenly Tribulation World'. Therefore, everyone should pay attention to safety, and do not die to contact the seven-rank demon who is about to cross the tribulation, so as not to be involved in the demon tribulation. ”

Just as Song Shuhang was speaking, Huangshan Zhenjun suddenly took out his mobile phone and opened it to take a look.

"Just now, the lark of the Xuannu Gate suddenly said that she was going to cross the catastrophe. But it wasn't the Heavenly Tribulation, it seemed to be the Demon Tribulation of the Nine Nether Worlds, and she was completely polluted. "Huangshan Zhenjun said.

What a coincidence?

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