Chapter 382: Performance (2)
"Okay, I see. Wang Yi smiled: "I will try my best to cooperate with him." ”
A few minutes later, when the song was over and the host came on the stage to announce that there was still one last show left, Wang Yi knew that it was time for him to play next.
"Dear friends, tonight's last show, I think everyone has heard of it, yes, this is a special, temporary program, because we didn't expect that Wang Yi Wang Shaoxia, the first person in the national property market to crack down on counterfeiting, would suddenly come to our happy water world to play. ”
"Of course, knowing that he is here is our luck, and the luck of all of you. After emergency communication, in the next show, we will invite Wang Yi Shaoxia to the stage, and everyone will meet this young and promising handsome guy face-to-face!"
"Welcome Wang Shaoxia!"
With the sudden tight drumbeat, Wang Yi smiled and only boarded the plastic stage floating on the water with only swimming trunks, and then generously took the wireless microphone handed over by the staff, and beckoned to the tens of millions of swimmers immersed in the water: "Hello to all the tourists of Happy Water World." I'm sorry, I changed into a swimsuit to play in the water, and I was recognized by the staff halfway, so I temporarily accepted their invitation to come here and play with everyone. So, I beg your pardon, I also have to meet you in my current image!"
"Of course, I'm sure people would probably want to see what I look like now rather than looking at me in a formal suit, right?"
"Tsk!" The host on the side took the microphone and joked with a smile: "Wang Shaoxia, he is worthy of being a martial arts master who has broken through the Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Formation, you see, are his abdominal muscles very strong? This figure is great!"
Wang Yi said with a smile: "I believe that all of you present will have a toned body that is not inferior to me after a certain period of exercise." ”
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
"Okay, now let's get to the Q&A. Wang Shaoxia, in fact, I am also your fan, that, I know, there are some questions, you have replied one after another in your Weibo. I'd like to ask one anyway, though, and I'm sure no one has asked you before. The host appropriately changed the topic and said: "That's right, you first became famous in the Confucius Temple in Jinling, and you alone against dozens of gangsters. Then, because you passed the eighteen bronze formations of the Shaolin Temple, you were known to the people of the whole country. ”
"Well, I also bought your battle video on the website of Shaolin Temple, I want to ask, it seems that your strength at that time in the Confucius Temple is not the same as your strength in Shaolin Temple!"
This question had already been mentioned by Wang Yi and Xu Fuqiang when they were talking about the lines before, so Wang Yi explained with a smile: "Of course it's different." There are flesh and blood in the Confucius Temple, and I can defeat them and teach them a lesson, but I don't want to shoot too hard and seriously injure them. ”
"It's different in Shaolin Temple, those bronze people are lifeless, they are just controlled by ingenious tricks, and they themselves have a certain amount of force. I'm not afraid of death, so I'll be ruthless. ”
"Okay!" The host suddenly said: "It seems that Wang Shaoxia's shot has its own measure." "Then the second question, when you were fighting in the Confucius Temple, there was a beautiful woman behind you who joined the battle to support you, and you said at that time, it was your friend. However, there are many kinds of friends, excuse me, is that your girlfriend?"
After he finished asking, he smiled at the swimmers in the audience and said loudly: "I said gentlemen and ladies, did you ask this question what you wanted?
Suddenly, there was a tidal wave of applause in the water, and Wang Yi could even clearly see that the swimmers who were close to him were already shining with gossip in their eyes.
He pretended to laugh exaggeratedly: "Oh, I said brother, why don't you leave such an important question at the end and ask it at the end? You should first ask my measurements, my preferences, my idols, what am I going to do next...... And so on and so forth, and then, ask that question again. ”
The host was stunned.
The swimmers listening in the water were also stunned at the same time.
But then, Qi Qi's shout rang out again: "If you want to ask, you have to ask now!"
The host was happy, looked at Wang Yi with some strangeness, and said with a smile: "Wang Shaoxia, did you see it, did you hear it? This is the voice of the masses." Please answer this question now, immediately, and you can update other questions on your Weibo. ”
He turned to the surface again: "Dear swimmers, you say, right?"
As a result, the anticipatory swimmers on the surface of the water gave him a middle finger.
Wang Yi laughed: "Handsome guy host, do you see it, they said, it's not right!"
"Who said that?" The host immediately made an angry expression: "Don't you want to know if Wang Yi has a girlfriend? At least I want to know." If he doesn't, I'll make a cameo appearance in women's costumes!"
Then he deliberately made a very girly gesture, and then winked at Wang Yike.
"Cut!" said at least half of the young swimmers in the water and fingered him in unison again.
"Uh," Wang Yi immediately made a frightened gesture and ducked back.
The moderator goes in again.
Wang Yi hid again.
The moderator went one step further.
Wang Yi couldn't help but beckoned to the water under the stage: "Don't come, don't come, I have a girlfriend, my girlfriend is below!"
"Look!" This time, the host of the mother immediately became energetic: "Friends, brother, I have successfully hooked up Wang Shaoxia's truth! Where is my girlfriend?"
Wang Yi immediately put on a deceived expression at this time: "Oh, you lied to me!"
The host laughed treacherously: "Sometimes, if we don't cheat, how can we know the truth?"
Wang Yi shook the switch helplessly and spread his hands: "Okay, I admit it, the beautiful woman who supported me in the Confucius Temple is my girlfriend!"
"Of course, today she is here too. However, she doesn't like to show her head very much, so everyone will let her go, okay?"
The host immediately smiled and shook his head: "Not good!"
"Yes, not good!" the swimmers in the water also raised their voices in unison.
"Oh, everyone is a man, why are you so ignorant!" Wang Yi immediately pointed at the host complainingly: "I'm wearing swim trunks, and my female ticket must be wearing a swimsuit! There are so many people here, how can I let her be watched? She is in good shape." She's being watched, and I'm at a loss!"
"Oh!" the host suddenly realized: "Makes sense!"
Wang Yi: "So, don't invite her up." ”
The host immediately smiled and quipped: "It's okay, if you don't give up, let's just give up!"
Seeing that Wang Yi was stunned again, the swimmers in the audience laughed again.