Chapter 31 The Technique of Barbecue
Wu Gang was very depressed holding the phone, and his hand kept emitting blue light to charge the phone.
At the same time, he also looked at Li Tianxin with an expectant look, and said in his heart that this girl should be surprised that she can charge her mobile phone. But in fact, Li Tianxin was still indifferent, and even a little bored.
Wu Gang was helpless, Li Xuanzong, a stinky boy, was still running back and forth on the road, it seemed that he had eaten too much these days.
"Stop!" a roar rang out in everyone's ears like a thunderbolt.
As a big mouth, how can Wu Gang tolerate other people's voices being louder than him? The so-called noisy person who is too big is also an invincible person. An invincible person will never tolerate a person whose voice is louder than his!
He strode forward, took a deep breath and said, "Hey, we're not going to stop, you're hitting me!"
As soon as the words fell, a boulder flew in, and this posture seemed to be about to smash Wu Gang into a meatloaf. Wu Gang was not afraid at all, and bumped into it with his very iron head.
"Invincible Iron Head Gong!" Wu Gang roared, directly smashing the stone in half.
Wu Gang wiped his hair back very neatly to see where the robbers came from in front of him.
Then he saw a hill, no, it was one of those hills with legs.
In fact, this is not a small mountain, just a person with very big muscles, in terms of height, about three meters tall.
"Good guy, you're taller than me, do you use spells?" Wu Gang said suspiciously. Li Xiang flashed in front of him and said, "Don't care if it's a spell or not, even if it's Gandalf, I'll call you!"
It seems that the last few moves have been made by Li Xiang, so this person instinctively thought that he was going to make a move this time.
Wu Gang slapped Li Xiang aside and said, "Wait a minute, you're doing it, young people don't keep fighting and killing, it's true." β
He stepped forward and said, "This strong man, may I ask why he is blocking the way here." β
The strong man looked at Wu Gang condescendingly, in fact, he had to look down at Wu Gang, who told him to grow taller.
"I seem to feel the author's deep resentment, is it because you are short and can't find a girlfriend? It's terrible!" Wu Gang muttered this sentence in his heart like a nervous disorder, and we can ignore this paragraph.
"What do you say! If you have money to pay, if you don't have money, give me what you have to eat!" said the strong man to you.
However, there seemed to be some trembling in his voice, obviously because Wu Gang's head smashed into the boulder.
In the eyes of this strong man, the guy who can smash the boulder with one head is either a cultivator of the King Kong not bad boy body, or an immortal cultivator. And Wu Gang didn't see the momentum of martial arts training at all, so there must be no doubt that he was an immortal cultivator. It's not enough, since he didn't use any flying swords, it might be that the son of the immortal cultivator family who came out to practice, he still said a few words casually and let them go over.
Wu Gang said very calmly: "I'm sorry, I don't have any money, and I won't give you food." β
After he said this, he jumped back very cleanly, and waved his big hand: "Let Li Xiang go!"
"What a strange way to put me! No, can't you solve it yourself? Why do you want me to come up!" Li Xiang said very dissatisfied, and he stepped forward to beat this three-meter strong man with a fat beating.
The strong man felt the momentum on Li Xiang's body, and said with a serious expression: "I have no money and no food, I still rob you, I'm leaving!"
He turned around and was about to leave, when he heard Wu Gang say there: "Tut-tut, it's really funny to come out to rob at this level, Bai Chang is such a tall person." β
When the strong man heard Wu Gang say this, he was furious, but he still turned his back and prepared to leave.
"Alas, what a coward, such a big person still has to rely on robbery to support himself, I have never seen such a, I think that when I followed the head of 108,000 miles, I stole countless peach elixirs, the Emperor of Heaven saw that I was unhappy and wanted to pump me, but I broke the Nantian Gate. Haha, that's why I said, he's going to rob like this, and it would be nice if he could be half as good as me! β
Wu Gang's tone of words was sour and extremely heart-wrenching. The strong man couldn't bear it anymore and turned around and said, "His uncle, do you think I don't dare to teach you poor people!"
"Yes, you don't dare. Wu Gang said calmly looking directly into the eyes of the strong man.
The strong man took a deep breath and looked at Wu Gang with wide eyes, he might have never seen someone who died like this.
Zhang Wei patted Wu Gang on the shoulder and said, "Don't you say a few words, let's find the water spirit bead, and we have to go back to the chrysanthemum fairy!
Wu Gang glanced at Zhang Wei and said, "Hey, Sakamoto, you don't pretend to be forced in front of me! β
Zhang Wei was angry and stopped talking.
Li Xiang looked at Wu Gang inexplicably, not knowing what this person was going to do. But he made up his mind, if this strong man beat Wu Gang, he would definitely wait until Wu Gang was beaten half to death before making a move.
The strong man said calmly: "I can't beat you, let me go, okay?"
Wu Gang said: "No. β
The strong man said angrily: "What do you want!"
Everyone is cold.
Wu Gang said: "Judging from your body, you are not an ordinary person, tell me, who are you." β
The strong man looked at Wu Gang, and Wu Gang's eyes were not panicked at all.
The strong man sighed and said, "I am the mountain god hereΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
Everyone was shocked, but Wu Gang still said calmly: "I already knew, I have read a lot of mythological books, what about your tiger and snake?"
The mountain god said: "I was taken away by the head of Qionghua." It was said that there was a lack of divine beasts in the sect, so they snatched mine. β
Li Xiang opened his mouth wide and said, "Let's not talk about this first, how did you tell that he was a mountain god, are your eyes fiery and golden?"
Wu Gang looked at Li Xiang and said, "Damn, you didn't see the immortal qi on his body? β
Li Xiang was angry and didn't speak. However, he secretly sniffed the mountain god, wanting to see if there was any fairy qi or something, but he only smelled a smell of sweat.
Wu Gang glanced at him with a smile and said, "We can help you get your divine beast back, but you have to do us some favors." β
Yamagami said, "Yes, please speak." β
Wu Gang said: "That is, you have to send us directly to Qionghua." β
The mountain god was shocked: "I can't do this, most of my mana cultivation has been taken away by the head of Qionghua." β
Wu Gang said with disdain: "You are still a mountain god, you can't even beat an immortal cultivator." β
"You all know that it's an immortal cultivator, how can I fight, the mountain god is just a position!" said the mountain god very innocently and helplessly.
Wu Gang said: "Okay, since we can't jump over, then you go and contact the mountain gods of other mountains and tell them that if they see two fairies in strange costumes, they will quickly notify us." β
The mountain god nodded and agreed, "Okay, if you have anything to eat?" β
Wu Gang stretched out his hand and said, "Come here, I'll give you something to eat." β
When the mountain god heard this, he immediately strode over happily, bringing a gust of wind. He stretched out his big fan-like hand and said, "Where's the food?"
Wu Gang took out a few bamboo skewers and some spices and said, "This is for you, you go with us for a while, and I'll tell you how to make barbecue." β
He could see that this mountain god might have been the kind of person who opened his mouth before he met the head of Qionghua. After the cultivation was greatly reduced, he felt hungry, and he couldn't make anything, so he had to show up and rob.
The mountain god was beside Wu Gang with a studious face, listening to him talk about how to make barbecue.
Everyone walked silently on the side, listening to what Wu Gang said, and they all sighed that this guy's pursuit of barbecue has reached the point of God, how can he come up with so many barbecue tricks?
The mountain road is extremely difficult to walk, so the coolie BMW is carrying some daily necessities and two children.
But the only thing to be happy about is that there don't seem to be any mosquitoes or tigers on this mountain. Probably because the mountain god was on the side, those things didn't dare to come.
After walking the mountain without incident, the mountain god stood on a big rock and shouted at Wu Gang: "Thank you Master for your teachings! I wish you a safe return!" He waved at Wu Gang and them with a handkerchief that he didn't know where he had taken out.
A three-meter strong man waved a small white handkerchief on the mountain, and this feeling made everyone except Wu Gang feel a chill.
Wu Gang didn't care at all, and walked in front with a swagger.
There was a sudden noise on the side of the road, and several people with long knives jumped down from the trees, they looked at Wu Gang and the others, and suddenly wondered: "Didn't you meet that mountain ghost?"
Wu Gang and Li Xiang sensed the mana fluctuations on these people's bodies, and asked strangely, "Who are you?"
"We are demon hunters invited by the prefect of Zhangzhou, and they said that there is an invulnerable man on this mountain who is here to block the road and rob pedestrians, regardless of asking for money and food, so they asked us to subdue the mountain ghost. A handsome middle-aged man at the head said, the black robe on his body was windless, and he was heroic.
"Oh, I met, I'm the master of the fried chicken gate, and the mountain ghost has been turned into an immortal by us. "Wu just started to be nonsense.
Those people obviously didn't believe what Wu Gang's fried chicken door owner said, fried chicken door? What kind of sect is that? I haven't heard of it at all.
But being a man, especially a middle-aged person, always has to be polite, so the middle-aged handsome man headed by the demon hunter said: "Haha, is that so? Then please ask this little brother to take us to see the corpse of the mountain ghost." β
Obviously, in the eyes of these demon hunters, there is no such thing as becoming an immortal at all, although there are immortal cultivators, but a mountain ghost becomes an immortal, it is still nonsense. Ghosts can become immortals casually, so why do you need immortal cultivators to do, really.