There were no people in the playground at night.

Especially after the winter, the business of the playground has entered the off-season.

After the haunted house staff got off work, they held an emergency small meeting, and the leader announced that they could not work overtime on Saturday night.

A room full of all kinds of ghosts, the makeup and props on their faces and bodies have not had time to be removed, and they suddenly burst into cheers, and there is no lack of humor in the weird picture.

"I finally don't have to work overtime on Saturday nights. ”

"It's just the right time to go home and have a little wine to warm up. ”

The short meeting ended in a rather pleasant atmosphere, and the goblins departed. Someone suddenly remembered something and asked the decapitated ghost holding his head beside him, "Has anyone informed him of the hanged ghost?" He seems to have suffered from a seasonal cold these days, and he didn't come for leave. ”

The "decapitator" was in a hurry to go home to cook for the child, pulling at the bloody skin as he walked, "Someone must have been informed, and it is not our turn to worry about it." ”

"Yes. ”

As a result, the tourists who happened to pass by saw the terrifying scene no less than the "Hundred Ghosts Night Walking", and broke out one after another exclamations.

…………

Today, Xiang Yu got out of school early, and when he came home, he saw Comrade Yuan Hongmei busy washing fruits.

He was in a trance for a moment, and remembered the warm time when a family of three once lived here.

"Xiaoyu is back, let's eat fruit first. Your dad said that he forgot to buy green onions, ginger and garlic, and went to the supermarket again, and will be back soon. ”

Compared with before, Comrade Yuan Hongmei has to let go a lot, and no longer calls him a little boy.

After putting down his schoolbag, Xiang Yu took the initiative to go over to help, and chatted with his mother for a while about interesting things that happened at school, such as the construction progress of the new teaching building, and the results of his quiz in class.

Chatting and chatting, Lao Xiang, who was carrying a big bag of things, came back, rolled up his sleeves and was about to go to the yard to catch chickens.

The three roosters, each looking fiercer than the other, are estimated to be a vicious battle.

"Old Yuan, don't move, I'll do it alone. ”

In fact, Lao Xiang was also frightened, hesitating back and forth between scissors and kitchen knives at a loss, not knowing which one to choose as his "weapon".

Since he was a child, Xiang Yu has loved to join in this kind of excitement, and in the past, when he bought a few pieces of pig skin and pig hair at home, he could squat next to him and watch for a long time. Not to mention the "big thing" of killing chickens.

"Killing chickens is to pay attention to being steady and ruthless, and my Aunt Yuan must ...... about this"

Xiang Yu was about to ask Comrade Yuan Hongmei to give Lao Xiang some advice, so he listened to her "ah" voice.

"What a cute little. ”

At this moment, Comrade Yuan Hongmei's face was shrouded in a layer of brilliance similar to motherhood.

directly confused Xiang Yu.

Cute little?

They don't get along, do they?

"Lao Xiang, you want to kill chickens?"

Being gazed at by Comrade Yuan Hongmei's eyes without any impurities, Lao Xiang suddenly felt weak and hid the kitchen knife behind him.

"The local chicken that Xiaoyu won in the competition can be regarded as game, and I want to make a chicken stew with mushrooms for you to taste. ”

Lao Yuan couldn't bear it: "They are so pitiful." ”

Xiang Yu: ???

What did he hear?

Comrade Yuan Hongmei couldn't bear to kill chickens, and said that chickens were pitiful!

Anecdote.

You must know that when he was in the countryside, Lao Yuan, as a housewife for many years during the Chinese New Year, was in charge alone, and her heroic posture of killing chickens with one hand is still deeply imprinted in his mind.

Moreover, the rooster with a severed head ran twice along the yard, which became Xiang Yu's indelible childhood nightmare, but Lao Yuan now says that killing chickens is cruel?

Xiang Yu is a little messy.

Several possibilities were identified:

One, it was definitely the pot of the Mary Sue modifier, and it was she who changed Lao Yuan's temperament.

Second, Comrade Yuan Hongmei is acting!

In order to establish a kind and weak image in Lao Xiang's mind, he did not hesitate to say that the little was so pitiful.

A woman's heart, no matter how old she is, is still so elusive.

Observing Comrade Yuan Hongmei's various subtle expressions, Xiang Yu felt that the latter was more likely.

As a bystander, he has a relatively sober understanding, but the old direction of the authorities is different.

He looked ...... Well, it's a good meal.

immediately put the kitchen knife back, wiped his hands and said that he was actually ruthless, "It's a little life to think about, and killing chickens is really inhumane." ”

Xiang Yu: ???

Meaning...... His chick stewed mushrooms flew with wings?

In vain, he hurried home after school, just to eat fresh, or his own "labor" income, and it should taste different.

No matter how Comrade Yuan Hongmei artificially expressed her unbearability, Lao Xiang always had an expression of "I especially understand you" and "unswervingly support you".

It is also thanks to Comrade Yuan Hongmei that she is middle-aged, and she has just the right amount of facial expressions, if she is younger, she is estimated to have twisted away in front of the person she likes: "Don't kill ***, okay? It's so cruel, why are you so bad." ”

Xiang Yu: ......

Forget it, the two of them are willing to fight and the other are willing to suffer, what does it matter to themselves as a monster.

But......

Xiang Yu thought about it, but still asked his own question: "If you don't kill the chickens, you will keep them at home in the future?"

Lao Xiang didn't bother to look at his son, and his eyes were always on his daughter-in-law: "Raise it!"

"Let's not talk about who feeds the chickens every day and who sweeps the chicken feces. The three chickens are kept in the yard and crowing every day, so the aunt of the neighborhood committee should not agree. Besides, our family is an old community, and our neighbors are all elderly, so maybe one day it will be reported and exposed, and the neighborhood committee will come to provide door-to-door service. ”

For the combat effectiveness of the aunt of the neighborhood committee, growing up in the old community, Xiang Yu has been exposed to it since he was a child.

Reasoning with the facts, and finally succeeded in recalling Lao Xiang's sanity, he went to the kitchen to grab a handful of rice, and together with Comrade Yuan Hongmei, he scattered it to the local chickens in the yard to eat.

"It's not right to kill and eat meat, and it's not a way to raise it. Otherwise, Xiaoyu, you still have the time to return it to the program team, thank them for their kindness. ”

Xiang Yu: ???

When the three local chickens were brought back, he became the brightest cub on the whole street, and he didn't take it seriously because of his thick skin, but he wanted to go through it again?

Comrade Yuan Hongmei also echoed: "That's it, let's return it to them and let them deal with it, let's be out of sight and out of mind." ”

Then, Lao Xiang and Lao Yuan looked at each other affectionately again, and their expressions and movements were exaggerated, just like a love movie in the 80s of the last century.

Xiang Yu: ......

I had no choice but to agree, but fortunately, there was a haunted house adventure in the future, and there was still a chance to contact the program team.

In the evening, there were no chickens to stew mushrooms, so he could only simply nibble on two pig's trotters. Listening to the three local chickens fluttering in the small courtyard, they were still unwilling, and they chewed the pig's trotters harder.

In the evening, Lao Xiang went for a walk with Lao Yuan, and Xiang Yu declined the invitation of the two very interestingly, and secretly received a thumbs up from Lao Xiang as a reward.

Xiang Yu, who stayed, planned how to further promote his relationship with the boss.

I was uninspired when I went to the kitchen to boil hot water and saw the hood I took home on the way.

"There it is!"