"Why didn't Director Fang attend the premiere? He's a little lazy......"

In the cinema, watching the actors and main creators led by Yan Shuangying go down, Fang Tangjing turned his head and complained wildly.

"That's not lazy! That's called having a personality!" Another audience member next to him expressed dissatisfaction, "Our honey is a director with such a personality as Director Fang!"

No, watching a movie can also bring the stinking thing of the fandom...... Fang Tangjing pulled a smile: "Big brother, that Xu Kuangfu is also quite personal, why don't you fan him?"

Another girl next to the audience spoke: "Xu Kuangfu has my family Fang Dao is handsome, and my Fang Dao is young?"

"That's not bad!" The old brother nodded like it before, "The most important thing is that Xu Kuang's remade movie is not as good as the director!"

That's why...... Fang Tangjing didn't speak again.

The main thing is that the girl is cute enough, and the big brother is strong enough.

One he was embarrassed to say anything, and the other he was afraid of being beaten.

"Don't talk nonsense, the movie starts right away. The lights gradually went out, and Wang Ming, who was next to him, took the lead in clipping the 3D lens on the glasses.

The bustling noise in the arena gradually subsided.

After a few other movie promos and advertisements for the fire safety channel, the screen turned green and the dragon logo was officially invited.

The movie has officially begun!

It's dark.

Then, with the music, a person slowly walked out with the light on his back.

This person is Kira Yoshikage (Liu Jianming's appearance after plastic surgery in the movie)!

"Hmm——!"

Many of the audience exhaled softly, and then soon fell silent.

I never expected it!

Although there was a general talk about the return of the characters from the previous movie in the promotional video some time ago, the audience never expected that the first one to appear was Kira Yoshikage, who had died in "Shadow of Light"!

He wasn't in the previous promotional video!

The movie continues, and Kira Yoshikage recalls it a little, which can be regarded as letting the audience know why he is not dead.

It turned out that Chen Yongren did fire that shot at the end of "Shadow of Light", and it was also fired at his heart.

But at the moment when the bullet broke through the body, Kira Yoshikage's stand-in pinched the bullet!

Then his stand-in held his heart and put him into a state of suspended animation temporarily, until Chen Yongren left, his stand-in let go of the heart, and by the way, an artificial pacing made him successfully come back to life!

Since then, Kira Yoshikage has traveled around the world.

Then one time he came to the Pyramid of the Sun in Azquet, and he didn't know what mechanism he had touched, so he went deep into the bottom of the pyramid.

This is a stalactite pit hundreds of meters high.

Inside stands a 100-meter-high Aztec bronze pyramid.

After delving deeper into the interior of the bronze pyramid, he saw a series of narrative frescoes.

The mural depicts six gems and seven beads with stars inside, and then two giants face off against each other.

And now inside this bronze pyramid is a bead with four stars inside.

Kira Yoshikage picked up the bead and looked at it, then smiled and walked away.

Then, the screen cuts to the inside of a Mayan pyramid at the ruins of the Mayan civilization.

Not far from the Aztec pyramids, there is also a huge bronze pyramid underneath the site.

In the movie "Superheroes", Severn, the younger brother of the big capitalist Lord Shaflin, who was killed by the Los Santos trio, appears!

Of course, this is also played by Mr. Shaflin himself.

He found the pyramids here, and then he found the frescoes as well.

At the same time, on the altar in the very center of the interior of the pyramid, he saw a purple irregularly shaped gemstone.

He began to laugh maniacally.

Then with his laughter, the movie's theme song BGM sounded!

This piece is composed by the eldest lady herself, arranged by Liu Mang and his friends, and is performed by the symphony orchestra, and it is majestic!

With the music of "staring ~ oh ~", the movie title officially appeared!

League of Legends: Heroes Assemble!

Later, the screen shifts to Los Santos, and the music changes to a more brisk style similar to that at the beginning of GTA 5.

Well, this is Fang Bei humming the first sentence or two, and then the eldest lady wrote it directly.

The Los Santos trio is staying at Rich's house for a drink, and they're joined by the IRS staff, the same liaison who helped them get rid of the official "villain" superhero in "Super Heroes."

The three of them discussed things as they drank, and then basically every sentence was mixed with words starting with "S" or "F".

However, on the Huaguo side, don't do it, the above has already been done.

Although they didn't cut it, you can barely tell that all eight words in one sentence are dirty words in the subtitles.

The four of them are now discussing a criminal, one who claims to be the most vicious criminal in North America's history!

Although the history of this place is not long.

Now it's time for Pan Xiao to make a move.

When the IRS liaison introduced the "most vicious criminal in history" Severn, he also introduced the undersea prison that is said to be "never able to escape".

It's purely a special effect, but it's enough to introduce the prison with a fake special effect.

Coupled with the tight rhythm of the music, cool shots and the commentary of the IRS liaison, the audience really felt more and more as they watched!

But...... Soon he was slapped in the face.

On the screen, I saw Lao Cui lying on the sofa, picking his nostrils with his little thumb, and said casually: "So what?"

"Uh......" the liaison smirked awkwardly, "so he escaped from prison." ”

"Oh Huo~" Lao Cui began to complain, "So what is the difference between this prison and Bichi standing on the street? Every time I buy a spring, they also tell me that the house was repossessed by you because of family difficulties and because there was no money to pay taxes, and then they were forced to come out to pick up customers because they didn't sign to repay the college tuition loan, and I was still her first guest." Shet: I've slept with her eight times!"

Xiaofu next to him said embarrassedly: "Uh...... Well, I'll admit, I slept with her six times too. ”

Then they both looked at Michael.

Michael took a sip of wine to hide his embarrassment, and then smiled awkwardly: "I'm just three times, and I didn't meet her on the street, I added her on the godfather sweetheart website." ”

Lao Cui was stunned for a moment: "Huh, are you talking about Ellie?"

Michael was also stunned: "Isn't it Liya?"

Franklin next to him also widened his eyes: "Isn't that girl's name Jasmine?"

Liaison: "......"

The three of them are not alone!

There was a hearty laugh in the theater.

Wang Ming pushed his glasses and began to take advantage of the faint light of the screen to start writing in the small notebook.

"As always, the style of the director is a little bit dark. ”

What he didn't say was that there was no trace of a lighthouse country in this line.

From the high property tax that the lighthouse country has to pay every year, to the high tuition fees and student loans, and to the fact that many female college students in the lighthouse country go to the godfather website to find a "godfather" because they can't afford to pay the loan.

Although these are all facts, it is really rare to see a movie as straightforward as Director Fang's black.

To be honest, Wang Ming thinks that Fang Dao's expression is so similar to a person?

That's the "Great Onmyoji - the strongest paramecium"!

It's all this kind of serious yin and yang weirdness, and it doesn't even make people know whether he is telling the truth or black!

Shaking his head, Wang Ming expelled the thought from his mind.

How could Fang Dao be the same kind of person as that Onmyoji? Absolutely impossible, this is the person who can't fight together.

Later, Mr. IRS liaison said that the escaped brother of the dead Shaflin had made a criminal declaration and asked the trio to come out and take him back to prison.

But Franklin said that he could leave this matter to old Tremecha, and that he had something to do.

The liaison asked him what he was doing, and he said he was going to watch a basketball game.

Here, don't hack another lighthouse country.

Because when Choi, who is also a basketball fan, asked him which team he supported, he said that he supported the northern team.

Trevor: "Oh, Rich. But isn't the Los Santos team a Western team? I don't remember what the league is divided into. ”

"Shet!" Franklin gried, "of course I support the North! or I will wait for them to get me back to pick cotton?"

Well, here is a little black about the history of the lighthouse country, and at the same time, it also exposes the fact that Xiaofu doesn't watch basketball games at all, he just doesn't bother to go out and catch that Saiwen.

The cinema is bustling again.

Naturally, everyone who understands laughed out loud, and at the same time, many viewers didn't quite understand.

Then the part of the audience who understands begins to explain this historical allusion to the people around them.

............

"Xiao Fang, this kid...... This kind of thing should also be said in the movie. Daddy Su was also happy, "This kid really suffered such a big grievance in Hollywood?"

The eldest lady didn't speak.

Does she want to say that Fang Bei is a character that will be retribution?

Besides, she didn't think Fang Bei had done anything wrong.

It is also a skill to be able to make movies interesting and at the same time keep carrying private goods, and at the same time not make people offensive!

Is it only allowed for Hollywood movies to clip private goods, but not for Chinese films?

It doesn't make sense!

............

In addition to Wang Ming, there were several film critics from different websites and media who sat in the corner of the last row and watched the movie seriously.

Fortunately, the last row of people sitting in this row are film critics, otherwise with this full attendance, their behavior of bowing their heads and writing non-stop will definitely disturb others watching movies.

In fact, these film critics came with the idea of hitting the luck at first.

This is a different kind of movie!

Now who doesn't wait until Fang Bei is the meat of the audience's heart?

And who doesn't like such a maverick director who likes to make big news?

This is a big guy who can feed a group of people by himself!

To be honest, they haven't been a little dissatisfied with each other recently, if you make a movie, you make a movie, why can't you give everyone a little news?

In the end, a newspaper was in a hurry, and a news item was hung directly on the front page!

"Director Fang Bei is all normal today, there is no news happening!"

Isn't this a people's mentality!

Honestly, they're probably the ones who are most looking forward to the release of the Fang Farewell movie.

As long as the movie review is well written, this month's bonus eight achievements can be a little more!

But when they saw other movies, they noticed that something was wrong.

The film ...... Is there too much private goods?

I feel that this overseas box office may be cold......

If other films meet Waterloo......

Several people glanced at each other and began to look back.

They want to see if things are going the way they want them to.