35 Call you aunt and grandmother

Waiting is very boring, and the mobile phone is not fun, so Su Jingjing, who is in a good mood, twists her little head around, and she doesn't know what she is looking at.

Well, it's not really that nothing is seen.

At least she saw, or discovered, a fact, that is, at this moment, there seem to be more people waiting in line for divorce than in line for marriage in this civil affairs bureau.

It's not that difficult to distinguish between people who want to divorce and people who want to get married.

Su Jingjing looked at it carefully for a while, so her good mood more or less disappeared.

"Chen Hao, let me ask you," after thinking about it, Su Jingjing suddenly leaned into Chen Hao's ear and whispered, "We don't need to come here again in the future." ”

Hearing this, Chen Hao was slightly stunned at first, and then he realized what this girl was talking about.

He smiled and asked instead of answering, "Do you want to come, or do you not want to come?"

"Of course I don't want to come!"

"Then we won't be here in the future. ”

"Yes!" Su Jing nodded heavily, "We should burn the marriage certificate, so that we won't be able to come in the future." ”

Hey, what kind of structure is this girl's little head, why does it feel so weird?

Chen Hao smiled and nodded, on a happy day like today, forget it, I won't dismantle this girl's stage, "Jingjing, you are really smart and don't talk about it." ”

"That's ......." Su Jingjing swelled quietly and triumphantly. It's a pity that this kind of triumph didn't last for a few seconds at all, and she reacted suddenly, "Wait, are you sarcastic about me?"

Chen Hao shook his head with a smile, "Of course not." I think that in the future, our children's IQ must follow me, otherwise it will be really doomed. ”

“.……”

In public, so many people and so many pairs of eyes are watching, you must not lose your temper, otherwise you will really become a shrew.

I'm a lady, I'll bear it, and I'll settle accounts with this bastard when I go home.

"Chen Hao, I advise you to be kind to me. You can find this girl, it is you who burned high incense in your last life!"

Su Jingjing gritted her teeth quietly and said, "And when this girl meets you, it is eight lifetimes of blood mold." ”

"Then the two of us are sixteen generations apart. ”

"Huh?" Su Jingjing suddenly became puzzled, "How is it the sixteenth generation?"

"You think, I have been blessed for eight lifetimes, and you are the blood mold that has been poured for eight lifetimes, so isn't this coming and going is missing sixteen generations?" Chen Hao suddenly laughed evilly, "According to this algorithm, I seem to be supposed to call you aunt and grandmother, don't you say?"

“…….”

Su Jingjing was angry again, she didn't like the title of aunt and grandma, after all, aunt, isn't that old?

Well, she can't talk to this bastard anymore, and if she continues, she's really worried that she'll not be able to take it anymore and start using violence to solve the problem.

Fortunately, there are some free magazines to read in the lobby...... Su Jingjing glared at Chen Hao fiercely, and then got up and went to find two magazines.

She really shouldn't be walking around.

After all, if she had just been sitting there and waiting, maybe no one would have spotted her so quickly. But you can walk around like this, hehe.......

There is a saying: All men in the world are the same, as long as they can breathe, they all like beautiful women. And Su Jingjing is indeed a beauty, so she .......

I saw that as soon as Su Jingjing walked around like this, whether it was a man who was about to get a marriage certificate or a man who was about to get a divorce certificate, they all more or less threw a gaze at her, which might not have appeared.

Xia Guo's sand sculpture netizens know how many there are, who can say that in a place like the Civil Affairs Bureau, they won't encounter it.

The truth is, there really are, and there are several.

Soon, as Su Jingjing, who took the magazine, sat down quietly and returned to Chen Hao....... hehe, Chen Hao is now in the entertainment circle of Xia Kingdom, oh no, if you really want to say it, because of the development of Maoyu charity, you can be called the man of the year in Xia Kingdom.

What's more, "Breaking Bad" is really good.

Therefore, even if you have never been interviewed and have never taken the initiative to appear in newspapers and magazines on online media, it is really not difficult to recognize Chen Hao.

Suddenly, the waiting hall, which was quite quiet and only a few small chatters, suddenly became noisy, and the discussion one after another converged to the point that it could not be ignored.

Then, just when Chen Hao was still wondering what was going on and why it was suddenly so noisy, a few bold people actually got up and took the initiative to approach.

"Hello, you're Chen Hao from the Catfish Group, right?"

"Also, beauty, you are Su Jingjing, right!"

"What a coincidence, are you here to register your marriage? We're here for a divorce. ”

", don't come to join in the fun if you want a divorce, soft rice Chen is here to get married, it's a happy event, look at your broken mouth, can you speak!"

"Eh, it seems to be true, then Mr. Chen can't help it, you just think I was farting just now. ”

"That's just like the words, by the way, Mr. Chen, it's really fate to meet you today, I have a question I have to ask, when will the third season of "Breaking Bad" be filmed. ”

"Yes, yes, Mr. Chen, you see that we are so fateful, give me a quasi-letter. ”

"Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, can we take a group photo......."

Things seem to have been the way things have always been. If you have the courage to make a start, then those who are still hesitant to take the initiative to contact will seem to have lost their reason to hesitate all of a sudden.

So I saw that before Chen Hao or Su Jingjing could say a few words, the two of them were already surrounded by groups, feeling like they had become heinous criminals with nowhere to escape.

It's really bad, and what's worse is that you can't say anything bad about it, you have to smile and cooperate.

Otherwise, the devil knows what kind of terrible remarks will appear on the Internet in a few minutes.

Chen Hao was very helpless, and Su Jingjing was also helpless....... fortunately, this is the Civil Affairs Bureau, not a vegetable market, and the commotion cannot exist here."

A staff member noticed the movement here, and hurriedly came over and brought Chen Hao and Su Jingjing to the office, and as soon as the two left, the crowd of onlookers naturally dispersed.

It's not a privilege, it's a backdoor. It can only be said that these staff members have dealt with this kind of thing many times.

After all, celebrities are also people, and celebrities want to get married, and they have to be here to obediently register for a marriage certificate.

In the office, under the handling of the staff, Chen Hao and Su Jingjing were also a blessing in disguise, saving a long wait, and quickly got two small red books.

"Congratulations to the two of you," after finishing the business, the staff stood up with a smile, "Mr. Chen, in fact, I also like the drama "Breaking Bad", if you don't mind, you see, can you reveal the filming time of the third season?"

Well, it seems that this question really can't be avoided.

Chen Hao was helpless, but this person in front of him had just completed a marriage certificate for him and Su Jingjing, so it didn't seem appropriate to say anything and leave directly.......

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