For Ji An when he was a bear child, the most representative of the New Year's flavor should be the smell of sulfur and gunpowder smoke when he followed his uncle Ji Haihan in the alley when he was a child, throwing cannons into the manhole cover and river, or listening to the muffled sound, or watching a splash of water.

Later, Ji An passed on this fine tradition, and it was carried forward by the new generation of bear children of the Ji family, the son of the sister-in-law Ji Heqing family, and the little cousin of Ji An, Yang Jiayue.

On Chinese New Year's Eve, domestic time on February 23, as in previous years, Lao Ji's family gathered together for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and the bear child Yang Jiayue lived up to his expectations and successfully lit the trash can in the community, and was led by the property security to find his home.

However, only Yang Jiayue is in trouble today, and the two bear children of the older generation, Ji Haihan and Ji An, are not there.

This year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner lacked two people, when eating Old Man Ji was unhappy, in previous years at least two people were in trouble and trained by him, this year there is one, the old man did not shake enough prestige, feeling that the taste of the year is a little insufficient, so, when video calling with the two skin monkeys, Old Man Ji made a face: "Don't come back for the New Year, our family rarely gets together once a year, don't come back next year!"

Ji An smiled: "Grandpa, I have a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner with my little uncle, now that the video is on, it can be considered a gathering, and I will come back next year, oh no, in two days, we will be able to get home on the third day of the new year, and we will eat the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner two days later." ”

Ji Haihan also looked like a dog: "Dad, I can't help it, work, just on Chinese New Year's Eve, I can't leave, and when I get home on the third day of the new year, I will pull Ji An to accompany you to have two drinks." ”

At 8 o'clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala began, Yang Jiayue, a bear child who had just been beaten by his sister-in-law Ji Heqing with a rolling pin, squeezed his head into the screen and interjected: "Ji An, you can't do it, I have long told my classmates that you are going to the Spring Festival Gala this year, but on Chinese New Year's Eve, the idol group has just taken a photo with the cold bar, you are good, run to the place where you don't know which turtle does not dock, don't say outside in the future that you know me, my face is lost by you." ”

Ji An: "Tsk. ”

The little sister-in-law Ji Heqing grabbed the bear child's ears and threw them on the sofa, pointing at the screen: "Ji An, Haihan, what will you eat for Chinese New Year's Eve in a while?"

Ji Haihan turned the camera to the table, Ji An was adding boiling water to the pot, the mandarin duck soup pot on the charcoal fire was white and red, bubbling and rolling, the heat was rising, Ji An said: "I happened to bring hot pot ingredients in my bag, I just killed a sheep outside, and someone went to catch seafood, but there are no vegetables." ”

Ji Heqing: "Do you still bring hot pot ingredients when you go out?"

Ji An: "Be prepared." ”

Feng Shu interjected: "Yo, there are still a lot of people." ”

Ji Haihan: "These are all colleagues from one of my units, and they just happened to have a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner together. Speaking, everyone next to him said to the mobile phone camera for a good New Year, Wishing you prosperity and other blessings.

After chatting for a while, Ji An said that the phone was about to run out of battery, and he would not be able to charge it until the sun rose tomorrow, Ji Tianhao said, "Pay attention to safety, come back early." ”

Ji An nodded: "Oh." "The call is off.

At half past eight o'clock in the evening of domestic time, Lao Ji's family was eating and watching the Spring Festival Gala, and the doorbell suddenly rang.

Ji Heqing went to answer the door, and then shouted towards the living room: "Brother, sister-in-law, parents, come here." ”

The family put down their chopsticks and ran to the entrance, Feng Shu saw the property security guard standing at the door with three Chinese faces, and shouted: "Didn't you just order a trash can for the child naughty?

Later, after listening to the meaning of the national character's face, Ji Heqing's voice raised: "You said that Haihan was kidnapped by pirates?"

Old Man Ji and Ji Tianhao looked confused, Feng Shu: "Comrade, are you mistaken, it's not our Haihan." We were on a video call just now, they were preparing a hot pot for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and we didn't see pirates. ”

Three Chinese faces: "???"

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On the morning of February 21, Serengeti time, Ji An followed the base personnel to prepare to board the plane and return to China for the New Year.

When passing through the security check, Ji An planned to turn his mobile phone on airplane mode, and finally glanced at the news, and the local news of South Serbia updated that a medical aid team sent by China to the East Serengeti was kidnapped by local pirates, filmed and posted a ransom video, and demanded a ransom from the Chinese embassy in the East Serengeti.

This video is impossible to see in China, and before Ji An got on the plane, he happened to see that in the video, his uncle was held at a gun and kneeled on the ground.

Caring is chaotic, Ji An, who was scared of the air and didn't blink his eyes before, panicked, and his first reaction was to find someone and ask Zhuo Jun for help, but after thinking about it again, according to the "precedent", even if he looked for Zhuo Jun, it was useless, and his uncle had to eat the pirates poor before he could be let go.

Ji An was in a mess, suddenly came to his senses, and patted his head: "What am I looking for someone else? Now I am the biggest egg in the world, and I can handle this matter myself." ”

So, he excused Ji Tianhao that he wanted to return to China a few days late, return to the Lion Park first, and call the big chieftain to his own "back molar" regiment, and the flamingo took off steeply.

The flamingo crossed the grassland and headed for the Eastern Serengeti, as for where his uncle was, Ji An planned to find a way after he arrived, he felt that there was always a way to ask, the money could not be stunted, and the rubber bullets could not be stunted?

The cheap chief really didn't care about the rush to attack, and it is estimated that no governor could withstand it.

Halfway through the flamingo, Ji An's mobile phone rang, and Zhuo Jun called.

The spider spirit could find the coordinates of Ji An at any time, and found that he was moving quickly to the east, so he immediately dialed: "Where are you going? What do you want to do?"

There is no need to hide it from Zhuo Jun, Ji An revealed his plan to tie up the local governor, Zhuo Jun couldn't cry or laugh, and then said: "How do you know that we won't go to the rescue?

Ji An: "Forehead ......"

After learning the exact location of his uncle from Zhuo Jun, the flamingo continued to drive east, that is, Ji An did not need to tie up the local governor.

And Zhuo Jun didn't inform anyone that Ji An had already gone, to tell the truth, even if Zhuo Jun said it, who would trust Ji An and not send anyone?

Now it is only a two-pronged approach, and at most the big ships waste some fuel money.

At 7 p.m. that evening, it was dark and the flamingos arrived near a seaside village in the Eastern Serengeti for nocturnal predators.

can release Aman, look at it from the sky, Ji An: "MMP ......"

He hurried over, thinking that his uncle had been beaten so badly, but after a long time, Ji Haihan and several colleagues who were also tied up were free-range in the village, and their movements were not restricted.

Come to think of it, here is the sea on one side and the grassland on the other, there is no food, no water, no car, even if they are free-range, in the village where the children are holding a broken gun, where can Ji Haihan and them run?

Soon after, a native of the village ran out of the village, shaking his head and tail to greet the king.