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Although Wu Xiaotian was willing to come on a blind date, it was still a little embarrassing to be said goodbye without saying goodbye.

He looked at the waiter's look of surprise and fled.

Coming to the outside of the café, Wu Xiaotian slowly walked to the parking lot.

Although he was a little embarrassed, he was actually not angry at all in his heart. On the contrary, he was still somewhat happy.

The reason is that this blind date is not what he wants to come, but also because inspired by this blind date Miss Wang without saying goodbye, Wu Xiaotian has an idea in his heart.

If there is a blind date in the future, he will use the same method to make those blind dates retreat.

Word.

In the remaining days, Wu Xiaotian went on blind dates with several girls one after another, but since he had already thought of countermeasures, of course none of them succeeded.

For example, there was a girl chatting with Wu Xiaotian, and she asked whether Wu Xiaotian liked boys or girls?

Wu Xiaotian replied directly: "I don't plan to have children, now, I already have a three-year-old daughter, so I'm sorry." ”

This sentence stunned the girl, and she didn't say a word for a long time.

During the chat, another girl asked Wu Xiaotian his real name.

Wu Xiaotian told her directly: "I am Wu Xiaotian." ”

The girl was stunned for a moment and asked Wu Xiaotian not to joke.

Wu Xiaotian waved his hand and said expressionlessly: "That's right, I am really Wu Xiaotian." ”

Later, the girl still didn't believe it, and the two sides came and went for a while, but Wu Xiaotian still bit that he was Wu Xiaotian, that's right.

The girl was a little disappointed at the time, she persuaded Wu Xiaotian not to chase stars too much, after all, the distance between stars is too far, and people still have to be realistic.

The final result, of course, is still yellow.

failed one after another, and in the end, Wu's mother was the first to lose her breath.

One morning, waiting for Dad Wu to take Bei Bei out to play. She grabbed Wu Xiaotian and asked Wu Xiaotian with a depressed face: "Xiaotian, you have been on a blind date so many times, why are they all failures? Tell your mother, how did you chat with other girls? Why didn't you like any of them?"

Wu Xiaotian spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "How do you chat? I just chatted with them normally, didn't do anything? Maybe other people's requirements are too high, and I don't look down on your son and me." ”

"Can't afford it?"

Wu's mother was a little surprised, could it be that the girls' requirements are so high now?

So, she picked up the phone and asked a few middlemen, and the more she asked, the worse her face became, her eyes looked at Wu Xiaotian, and she was angry.

Wu Xiaotian knew that the big thing was not good, and someone must have sued.

So, he secretly wanted to slip away, but before he walked out of the door, he was pulled back by Wu's mother.

"What's wrong, who made you angry?" Wu Xiaotian asked cautiously.

"Who made me angry?" Mother Wu held Wu Xiaotian's ears and said angrily: "Who do you say? besides you, who else can make me angry." ”

Wu Xiaotian "shouted grievances" and said: "Mom, where did I make you angry, don't wronged me." ”

Mother Wu said: "Wronged you? After you answer these questions, you will know whether you have been wronged or not." ”

"What's the problem?"

Wu's mother put down her hand and asked, "Did you tell the girl that you have a three-year-old daughter?"

"Hmm!" Wu Xiaotian nodded honestly.

"Hey, you bastard, how can you say this? If you say that, who will deal with you?" Wu's mother looked at Wu Xiaotian and said with hatred.

"I have to say that. Wu Xiaotian said eloquently: "Now Bei Bei is indeed my daughter, and she is also three years old, since she has to go on a blind date with others, of course, she must make it clear in advance, otherwise wouldn't it be a lie?"

"I remember when I was a child, you often taught me to speak honestly and not to lie?"

"I ......" Wu's mother was speechless by Wu Xiaotian's words.

She can't say that Wu Xiaotian is wrong, he should be lying.

So, Wu's mother changed the question again and asked, "Okay, even if you are right, pass the test." Then let me ask you, there is another girl, did you directly tell her that you are Wu Xiaotian and made people angry. ”

Wu Xiaotian was very simple, nodded and admitted again.

"How can you say that you are Wu Xiaotian? Didn't you say that you should not make it public first?" Wu's mother looked at Wu Xiaotian with unkind eyes and said.

"Mom, that's right. I had a good chat with the girl, and we all got to eye to eye. So I thought, since both of us are interesting, I have to tell someone my real name, so I told her my real name. As a result, she didn't believe it at all, and soon left. Wu Xiaotian said very "aggrieved".

"Is that really the case?" Wu Ma was a little unconvinced.

Wu Xiaotian hurriedly nodded and said, "Of course, if you don't believe it, you can ask them." ”

"Well, I'll check later!" Wu Ma nodded and said.

In fact, this kind of blind date thing failed, where would she ask these details again, how embarrassing, so she was just talking.

"Mom, you see that I have been on a blind date so many times, and they have all failed. I'm thinking, now is definitely not the time for me to go on a blind date, so I'll wait and see. Wu Xiaotian took this opportunity and hurriedly put forward this suggestion.

The blind date in the past few days, even if it was all over, he was really a little scared.

Wu's mother was silent and did not answer.

Wu Xiaotian thought that his mother was a little shaken, so he continued: "Mom, you know, I am now an artist, so it will be a problem to go out and show up often." Moreover, as an artist, my usual living habits will be different from ordinary people, even if the blind date is successful, it will be very troublesome later. ”

"Yes, yes. Wu's mother suddenly realized.

"Hehe, Mom, you also think what I said is right, you don't need to go on a blind date later. Wu Xiaotian thought that his mother agreed with his point of view, and said with a smile.

"No blind date, of course you have to go on a blind date!" Wu's mother shook her head, looked at Wu Xiaotian and said: "What I said is right, you said that you are now an artist, so some living habits are different from ordinary people, so I thought of a way." ”

"What's the solution?"

Wu's mother smiled and said, "I'll go and inquire now, and see which family has a daughter who is an artist, who is about the same age as you." In this case, you are all alone, the door is right, and both parties have topics to talk about, in this case, the blind date will definitely be successful. ”

"Ahh

And Wu's mother was resolute, and hurriedly called the contact person after speaking.

Not to mention, in the afternoon, Wu's mother really found a girl through a series of messy relationships, and the other party was also an artist.

Mother Wu took the phone and said happily: "Oh, thank you, Sister Zhou, if it weren't for you, such a person would be really hard to find." ”

"Mm-hmm, I still have to say thank you. By the way, what kind of artist is the other party? singing, dancing or something else?"

"What? It's inconvenient to say, it's not even convenient to say the name?"

"Well, I understand, I understand, both of them are entertainers, they are public figures, and it's more embarrassing to say. In this way, I won't ask who the other party is, and don't tell her Xiaotian's name over there, so that the two of them can remain mysterious, and look at fate!"

……

Wu Xiaotian listened to it next to him and wanted to cry without tears.

He was still thinking that this star artist would not usually go on a blind date. Even if it's a blind date, it's not something that my mother can reach, so he's not very worried, thinking that my mother's idea will definitely not come true.

However, where would he have thought that such a person would really be found by his mother.

How good is that!

……

In another city in China, at Liang Xin'er's home, she was holding a cup and looking at her mother dumbfounded.

Liang Xin'er said incredulously: "Mom, what are you talking about, you want me to go on a blind date? Are you joking?"

"Of course, no kidding, the blind date is a very serious matter. Liang Xin'er's mother sat on the sofa and said with a smile.

"Since it's such a serious matter, how can you ask me to go on a blind date without even knowing the other party's name, and I've just been back for two or three days, so tired. Liang Xin'er said with a smile.

During the Spring Festival, she made several important announcements, because she was busy working overtime in the first few days, and she was busy until the day before yesterday before she came back.

Just after two days of rest, I came to take a nap at noon today, and I heard her mother tell her that the family introduced her to a blind date and asked her to meet her.

This news made Liang Xin'er, who was still a little confused, instantly sober up with stimulation.

Her first reaction was to think that this was a joke and would not be true.

Because she is only in her early twenties this year, she is still young, why is she in a hurry to go on a blind date.

Besides, as a star and a public figure, if she goes on a blind date and is discovered by a reporter, it will definitely be the subject of headlines.

Liang's mother said with a smile: "It's okay, I made an appointment for tomorrow, and the address is also where we are going today, even if the address of my grandmother's house, by the way!"

"I'm a star, and if someone recognizes me, it's a big deal. Liang Xin'er decided to beg her mother in a coquettish way, so she hugged Liang's mother's arm and said softly: "Mom, my daughter is still young and doesn't want to leave you yet." ”

"You kid, what are you talking about!" Liang's mother smiled: "You are just a blind date, and you are not married immediately." As for your celebrity status, don't worry, because your blind date is also an artist, so you should have something to talk about. ”

"Also an artist, what's his name?" asked Liang Xin'er in surprise.

Who would be as miserable as her, forced to go on a blind date by the family?

Liang's mother shook her head helplessly and said, "I don't know, the other party didn't say his name." ”

"Mom, the other party didn't even tell you her name, why do you want your daughter to go on a blind date? In case you run into a liar?" Liang Xin'er deliberately said in a bad place, hoping to bluff her mother.

However, Liang's mother obviously knows her daughter very well.

She smiled and said, "You don't have to worry about this, the middleman who introduced him, and my friend for many years, won't lie to me." ”

"Ah!" Liang Xin'er was desperate, she covered her forehead and said painfully: "Mom, my head hurts a little, I seem to be sick, and I can't go to my grandmother's house today." ”

"It's okay, you just rest in the car, I'll drive with your dad!" Liang's mother was still unmoved.

"Ahh

Liang Xin'er let out a miserable scream helplessly.