Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 18 Angry Ghosts
Wu Gang was pressed to the ground and rubbed by Huang Meiling, and he felt that his soul was no longer in his body.
Liang Lele couldn't bear to say: "It's okay, are you hitting too hard." ”
Huang Meiling said: "I have grown so big, I have never been taken advantage of, but now I am taken advantage of by this kid, it is really unreasonable." ”
Liang Lele said entangledly: "It's just a hug, why be so excited." ”
Huang Meiling patted her shoulder and said, "I don't care, anyway, when my boyfriend appears, I must remain innocent." ”
Wu Gang struggled to get up from the ground and said, "Listening to your tone, are you !!?"
Before he finished his next words, he was kicked away by Huang Meiling, and she said loudly: "Get out of here and cook for me!"
Wu Gang ran away and rushed towards the community.
Huang Meiling looked at Wu Gang's back, turned her head to Liang Lele and said, "You said that this guy is good at everything, why does he talk so much? And his behavior is also a little disgusting." ”
Liang Lele patted Huang Meiling on the shoulder and said: "Righteousness and courage, righteousness and courage, you have to support him in this way." ”
Huang Meiling recalled the scene just now and almost threw up again.
Fortunately, Wu Gang was not here at this time, otherwise he would definitely think that Huang Meiling was pregnant, and at that time, I am afraid that this book would end here, because the protagonist was beaten to death.
The cause of death is cheap.
Wu Gang ran to the residential building alone, pressed the elevator, stretched out a foot on the sensor, and waited for the arrival of Huang Meiling, Liang Lele and Zhang Xiaoya.
It's immoral for him to do this, and I advise you not to do it.
Wu Gang waited for a long time, but still didn't see the arrival of the third girl, so he took out a cigarette and smoked it.
Just as he lit the cigarette and took a puff.
A pair of pale hands appeared behind Wu Gang's back, grabbed his shoulders and dragged him into the elevator.
Wu Gang was caught off guard and collapsed in the elevator, the elevator door closed, and a woman in red clothes and long hair was standing motionless in the corner.
"Hey, hey, hey, isn't this kind of horror movie routine too old-fashioned, and you dragged me into the elevator in such a hurry, how much did you want to scare me, were you so anxious? And you took the initiative to drag me into the elevator, you're afraid it's a fake female ghost, and this red dress looks a little familiar, as if you've seen it somewhere. ”
Wu Gang was not scared at all, but got up and looked at the outfit of the female ghost in red, and always felt that he had seen it there, but he couldn't remember it.
"Oh... Then I'll give you a hint, school..."
The female ghost in red turned her back to Wu Gang, but looked into Wu Gang's eyes and said slowly.
Wu Gang said calmly: "Oh!!! I remembered, you must be my classmate in elementary school, is it because you owe me money, and you feel very guilty, so even if you become a ghost, you have to pay back the money?
The female ghost in red turned around and said angrily: "What Xiao Feng, why is your tone so strange when you say Xiao Feng! What are you hinting at?"
Wu Gang covered his mouth and smiled: "What a child without a child, he hasn't even seen Wan Pis before, and he died like this and became a ghost, it's really pitiful, Xiaohong!"
The woman in red said angrily: "What the hell is Xiaohong! My name is Liu Chuanhong! I died in the Republic of China, forget it, I told you so much to do, let's die!"
Wu Gang lowered his head and dodged the claws of the female ghost in red and said, "Isn't that still Xiaohong?"
The female ghost in red didn't speak, and attacked Wu Gang with her mouth closed, threatening to tear Wu Gang to pieces.
Wu Gang dodged the attack and said: "Oops, what a character who is not suitable to appear in a funny novel, it is so cruel when you come up, but then again, it is rare to see you smart once, you actually don't plan to choke my neck, but, although you don't plan to choke my neck, but I want to lock your throat!"
He turned his body around and kicked the female ghost Liu Chuanhong's lower abdomen.
Liu Chuanhong was hit by this, and actually took a few steps back, she looked at Wu Gang in surprise, didn't this person just rely on his mouth?
Wu Gang wiped his nose very chic and said: "Let me tell you, I don't just rely on my mouth, old man, I am the eighteenth generation master of Jeet Kune Do!
He slammed a backhand into the female ghost's face, knocking her to the ground.
Liu Chuanhong was shocked in his heart, didn't his boss say that this guy just had a weird mouth? Why is his skills so good now, no, no, no, how did he beat himself down, he doesn't seem to have any mana.
Wu Gang was still doing the classic posture of Brother Xiaolong, and shouted: "Come on, come on, today I want to tell you that we Chinese people are not the sick men of East Asia!"
The second level of charismatic speech, deep unlocking, through self-hypnosis, let yourself gain the ability of someone in your mind, and use it 100%!
Wu Gang has now completely brought in Bruce Lee, and he feels unprecedented power filling his body, which is simply not too cool.
I didn't expect that our family finally experienced the ability of an idol, which is really exciting!
The female ghost in red, Liu Chuanhong, held her head and parried, feeling that she couldn't see through this guy more and more, he not only had a mouth, but even a lot of skills!
Wu Gang said that he was very cool, he used his body to deal with the enemy for the first time, this feeling of punching to the flesh is really tough.
However, gradually he noticed that something was wrong, and after beating Mao for so long, this female ghost in red was just squatting with her head in her hands·····
Liu Chuanhong also found out that something was wrong, although Wu Gang could beat her back, but it didn't seem to hurt at all·····
The last line of small words in the second stage of the charm speech, although you can obtain the abilities of the characters in your mind, but it needs a perfect hardware to play a real effect, otherwise it can only be used to pretend to be ······
Liu Chuanhong stood up with Wu Gang's fist, Wu Gang stopped moving, the two looked at each other, and the air was very embarrassed for a while.
Syllable!
Liu Chuanhong shook his hand and gave Wu Gang a slap in the face, Wu Gang was still in a daze, and perfectly took the attack with his face.
He fell to the ground and said pitifully: "Please also have mercy on the heroine..."
Liu Chuanhong said angrily: "Impossible! Hit me so much, you bastard!"
She turned her long red dress into a red trench coat that wrapped around her perfect figure, but the cloth shoes on her feet became modern high-heeled shoes, the pointed kind.
Liu Chuanhong raised his foot and stepped on Wu Gang, and in the next second, Wu Gang fell to the ground with a tactic and dodged the attack.
His dodge ability is already MAX!
As a mage, coquettish movement is indispensable, and Liu Chuanhong's attack does not have the slightest technical content in Wu Gang's eyes, so the picture returns to the scene just now.
The female ghost in red felt very impatient, obviously she was in a small elevator, why couldn't she hit this person, and he killed a wave of them!
"Ahhhh
The female ghost in red screamed, extremely unhappy in her heart.
It's like you playing chicken, when there are two people left in the finals, you are shot to death, and the place where you hide is obviously a perfect cover, but you are still killed, and the most annoying thing is that the person is not hanging, but so depressed.
The female ghost in red was angry, she hung upside down above the elevator, her head was all over the elevator ceiling, she looked at Wu Gang below with a gloomy smile, and slowly stretched out her long hair to strangle Wu Gang to death.
Well, people lose their minds when they are angry, and the same is true of the female ghost Liu Chuanhong, who seems to have forgotten the fear of being dominated by the golden voice in the first place.
Wu Gang looked straight at the hair wrapped around his neck, and when the hair was lifted violently, Wu Gang was hung up.
A cheerful smile appeared on his face, and there was no suffocation in the slightest.
Wu Gang looked down at his feet hanging in the air, his heart moved, and he suddenly swayed from side to side.
"The crow is on a plane, a ghost step in the air, aha, watch me come on the moon!"
He swayed his body happily, and with the help of the female ghost's long hair, he was playing in the elevator like a swing·····
The female ghost in red watched Wu Gang happily playing with her long hair, and let out a piercing scream, but she was still suppressed by Wu Gang's voice.
She's so angry, she can't kill this person no matter what, she's really angry!
Liu Chuanhong was already dizzy, completely forgetting that there was something strange about Wu Gang's neck, and she returned to killing Wu Gang at school, just wanting to strangle Wu Gang to death.
Wu Gang seemed to be tired of playing, he lowered his head and fell into a deep sleep, and after a while, he let out a soft snoring sound.
If Wu Gang hadn't been breathing, this scene would really feel like he had been killed by a female ghost.
Bite!
The elevator door opened, and the red-clothed female ghost Liu Chuanhong stared blankly at the door, where Bai Wuchang Shi Yuanhua was looking at her with a smile.
"Yo! dare to make trouble right under my nose, I don't think you want to live!"
Shi Yuanhua said very imposingly, which woke up Wu Gang who was sleeping.
Wu Gang hung on the female ghost's hair, sleepy-eyed and said, "Ah, why are you so loud, you scared me to death, and she is already dead, why do you still scare her with death and life?"
Shi Yuanhua looked at Wu Gang hanging from the female ghost's hair, this picture was full of weirdness, he waved his hand and said, "Your uncle's hurry up and give me down, what kind of hanged ghost are you pretending!"
Wu Gang spread his hands and said, "I want to come down too, but my neck has been tied to death by her, how do you want me to come down?"
Shi Yuanhua's face turned white with a brush, and at this moment, he had the same skin color as Xie Bi'an, the head of Bai Impermanence.
Wu Gang, this guy has been hanging by the female ghost all the way to the seventh floor?
Forget it, don't care about these for now, otherwise Wu Gang is dead, and he will definitely be punished by Xie Bi'an and Lord Hades.
Shi Yuanhua swung his long sword and cut off the hair of the female ghost Liu Chuanhong, and Wu Gang sat on the ground with a sigh.
Liu Chuanhong had lost her mind at this time, obviously angry at Wu Gang's act of despising her so much.
She wanted to vent her anger, so she turned into a red trench coat and long heels, and took out two pistols from her arms and shot wildly at Shi Yuanhua.