Mom said it was because their grandmother was a psychic sanctuary. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

She said that the psychic sanctuary people take this kind of thing very seriously. ”

"Let them take it seriously. As long as I have a good unicorn, a good fairy dew to drink, a good girl to pursue, and a bad girl to joke about, I can let others enjoy their worry-free continent.

Why should we regret any big travel? Even if we are now in the Sanssouci Continent, what should we do if the human and demon holy war happens?

It's too late to go home. I'd rather go to war than go to the Sanssouci Continent. ”

"I'm the same way, anytime.

Well, no-brainer, I figured out where I could go for dinner. Let's ride the unicorn over the swamp to Buyi Xiaoqi, and tell him that the four of us have returned to the house and are ready to go to the drill. ”

"That's a good idea!" cried out in excitement.

"And we can hear all the news in the barracks and figure out what color they decided to use for their uniforms. ”

"If I use the infantry uniform of the Fairy Spirit Country, then I deserve to join the army again.

In those pocket-like red pants, I'll feel like a.

I thought it was exactly the same as the red velvet underpants that a woman wore. ”

"Do you young masters want to go to Mr. Xiaoqi's house?" asked Monkey Mouse.

"If you want to go, you won't have a good dinner. Their cook is dead, and they haven't found a new one. They found a random woman to cook food, and the glow-in-the-dark boy told me she couldn't have done a better job. ”

"Why don't they buy a new cook!

"These nasty poor insects and spirits, can they afford to buy luminous people?

Historically, there have been only four at most in their family. “

The tone of the monkey rat Ah Fa was full of contempt.

His own social position was solid, because the Mindless Family had hundreds of Night Servants, and like all the Servants of the Great Sacred Valley, he looked down on the little Sacred Valley Farm Owners who had only a few Sacred Servants.

"Say this, watch me skin you!" cried Daydream:

"How can you call it Buyi? Xiao Qi—the poor insect spirit man—?

Although he was poor, he was not a nasty billet. Anyone, whether it's a luminous person, an insect spirit, or anyone who can't look at anything else, I will never agree.

There is no better person than him in the blessed land of Quan Linglu, otherwise how could he be elected as a lieutenant in the barracks?

"I don't understand that," replied the little sloppy man, despite his master's rebuke.

"I think their officers are all picked from the rich, and no one picks dirty and dirty goods. ”

"He's not a dirty bitch!

Are you going to compare him to a real worm spirit who is like flesh?

Buyi just doesn't have any money.

He is not the owner of the Great Holy Valley, but he is a small Sacred Valley owner after all.

Since the new recruits thought they could elect him as a lieutenant, no glow-in-the-dark boy could speak ill of him. The camp has its own opinions. “

The cavalry battalion was formed three months ago on the day the Demon Spirit State seceded from the Union, and since then the recruits who have been enlisting have been looking forward to war.

To date, the organization has not yet been named, although various programmes have been put in place. For this issue, just as everyone has their own opinions about the color and style of military uniforms, and they are not willing to give up.

"Snow Elf Sanctuary Wildcat", "Rampager", "Northern Demon Spirit Light Cavalry", "Volunteers", "Inland Rifleman", "Snow Elf Sanctuary Purple Man", "Blood and Roarer", "Reckless Man and Responder", all these names are echoed.

Until the problem was resolved, everyone called the organization "Battalion", and, no matter how loud the name was ultimately adopted, they always used the simple word "Battalion".

The officers were elected by everyone, because except for a few veterans who had participated in the Human and Demon Holy War in Haijiao Bay and the Human and Demon Holy War in Hanjing Mountain, no one in the Quan Ling Lu Blessed Land had no military experience.

Moreover, if everyone does not like and distrust him, making a veteran the leader will only cause the whole battalion to be contempt.

Everyone likes the four young men of the Brainless Family and the three brothers of the Ghost Family, but it is a pity that they are not willing to elect them, because the people of the Brainless Family are too easy to get drunk and have fun, and the Ghost brothers are very impatient and violent.

As a result, Yumejiao Kamen was chosen as the captain, because he was the best rider in the Linglu Blessed Land, and he was level-headed, and everyone believed that he could still maintain some kind of semblance of order.

The saliva was loved by everyone, and he was appointed captain, and Buyi Xiaoqi, the son of the swamp hunter, was chosen as a lieutenant.

Buyi was a shrewd and calm man, illiterate, kind-hearted, older than the other lads, and more polite in front of women.

There is very little arrogance and flattery in the "battalion." Their fathers and grandfathers were mostly small farmers and would not have had that kind of snobbery.

And Bu Yi is the best shooter in the "battalion", a real "magic gun", he can aim at the eyes of a fox pine tree 80 meters away, and he is also familiar with life in the wild, he can make a fire in the rain, he can catch wild beasts, and he can find water.

The "battalion" respected people with skills very much, and because everyone liked him, they made him an officer.

He took this honor seriously, not arrogant, as if it were just his duty.

But the lords and wives of the Sacred Valley and their servants could not forgive the fact that he was not born to be superior, even though they did.

In the beginning, this "battalion" only recruited campers from the children of the owners of the Sacred Valley, so it can be said that it was an upper-level organization. Each of them brought their own unicorn, weapons, equipment, uniforms, and portable servants.

However, there were very few wealthy Sacred Valley owners in the newly created Spiritual Dew Blessed Land of the Snow Elves, and in order to build a strong armed force, they had to recruit more recruits from small farmers and hunters in the forest, swamp trappers, mountain dwellers, and sometimes even the children of poor insects.

The latter group of young people, like their wealthy neighbors, longed to go to the Southerners as soon as the Human-Demon Holy War broke out, but the delicate issue of money arose.

Very few of the smallholder farmers have unicorns.

They use spirit mules to farm, and they don't have any surplus, no more than four spirit mules.

Even if the camp agrees to accept these mules, they can't be pulled from the fields to the battlefield, not to mention that the camp keeps saying no.

As for the poor worm spirits, they think they are satisfied with just one spirit mule.

The people of the remote wooded areas and the inhabitants of the swamps had neither unicorns nor grey mules.

They live entirely on the produce of the woodland and the prey in the swamps, and they also barter for business, and they can't see five yuan in cash a year, and they can't bring their own unicorns and uniforms.

But these people are still very proud of their poverty, just like the wealthy owners of the Sacred Valley.

They would never accept anything that meant charity from their wealthy neighbors.

In this situation, in order to maintain everyone's feelings and build the barracks into a fulfilling organization, the stupid father, Huang Quan, the mask, the snow fox, the ugly, the little sloppy, the brainless, the ice ghost, in fact, except for Xiao Yu'er, every owner of the Great Holy Valley in the Blessed Land of the Quan Ling Lu donated money to fully decorate the barracks, and the same went for the unicorns and personnel.

It began when each of the Sacred Valley owners agreed to pay for their sons and a few others, but with proper arrangement, the less affluent members of the camp were able to accept their unicorns and uniforms without feeling undignified.

The battalion gathers twice a week in the Garden of Eden of the Holy Light for exercises and soul purification, and the holy war between humans and demons will occur as soon as possible.

The unicorns weren't ready yet, but those who had unicorns had already started their imaginary cavalry drills in the fields behind the Linglu Blessed Mansion, stirring up the sky full of purple dust, shouting at the top of their voices, and brandishing the demon-slaying knives of the Revolutionary Human and Demon Holy War era that had been taken from the living room wall.

Those who didn't have a unicorn had to sit on the bordered stone in front of the Ganlin warehouse and watch while munching tobacco and chatting.

Otherwise, they'll compete to shoot targets.

No one needs you to teach him how to shoot.

Because most of the northerners were born to play with guns, they spent their days hunting and trained them all to be good marksmen.

From the houses of the owners of the Sacred Valley and the shacks in the swamps, groups of young men rushed to each assembly point with their weapons.

Among them are long-pole guns that were still very new when they first crossed the Fairy Trail Mountains to fight fox pine trees, and there are old-fashioned flint guns that killed many prehistoric monkey people when the Demon Spirit was newly opened.

There are pistols used on horses that served in the Holy Soul 1613 and the human and demon holy wars in Haijiao Bay and Hanjing Mountain, as well as silver-inlaid pistols for duels, short-barreled pocket pistols, ********, and beautiful Holy Light New Shotgun with a hard crystal butt, and so on.

At the end of the practice, the final scene is often performed in some fairy dew halls in the Garden of Eden of the Holy Light.

In the evening, fighting broke out, making it very difficult for the officers to deal with casualties before the Southerners arrived.

It was in such a brawl that Daydream, who had no brains and shot and injured cuttlefish, and who was saliva, and who was injured by a ghost.

At that time, the twin brothers had just returned home from expulsion from the Psychic Sanctuary University, and when the camp was formed, they enthusiastically participated.

But after the gunshot wound, that is, two months ago, their mother sent them to the state university and ordered them to stay there and not to come back.

They painfully reminisce about the excitement of the drill, and feel that it is worth it to be able to ride a unicorn with their friends, scream, shoot, even if it is at the expense of the chance to go to school.

"In that case, let's go straight to find Buyi," thoughtless suggested.

"We can cross the riverbed of Mr. Piaoxiang's house and the meadow of the ghost family, and we will be there in no time. ”

"I can't eat anything good there, only opossums and greens," said Monkey Mouse Ah Fa unconvinced.

"You don't want to eat anything," Daydream laughed.

"Because you have to go home and tell Mom we're not going back to dinner. ”

"No, I'm not going back!" shouted Ah Fa in panic.

It's no fun to go back and beat Miss Lust half to death.

First she'd ask me why did you fire you again, and then she would ask, why didn't I take you home tonight so she could beat you up?

Eventually, she would suddenly pounce on me like a duck pounced on a fig.

I knew she was going to blame me for it.

If you take me to Mr. Xiaoqi's house, I will squat in the woods outside all night, and maybe the patrol will catch me, for I would rather be taken away by the patrol than fall into the hands of Madame when she is angry. “

The two brothers looked at this stubborn glow-in-the-dark child, feeling confused and troubled.

"This stupid boy can do it, and he will ask the patrol to take him away.

If this is the case, my mother added another handle, and I have been nagging for a few weeks.

I say these glow-in-the-dark kids are the most troublesome. Sometimes I even think that the Servants of the Dead are a good idea. ”

"Well, we can't let the monkey rat deal with the scene we don't dare to deal with. Looks like we're going to have to take him with us.

However, beware, shameless luminous fool, if you dare to put up a stand in front of the luminous people of the Xiaoqi family, and dare to boast that we often eat roast chicken and ham, and they can't eat anything but rabbits and mice, then I-I'll tell my mother to go.

And we won't let you go to war with us. ”

"Putting on a shelf? I'm putting on a shelf in front of those worthless glow-in-the-dark kids?

No, gentlemen, I'll be polite.

Didn't Miss Lust teach me to be polite as she taught you?"

"But she didn't do a good job with the three of us," Daydream said.

"Come on, let's continue on our way. ”

He took a few steps back from his big red unicorn, then kicked it down in the waist with his unicorn thorn, causing it to jump up and easily jump over the fence and into the soft fields of the Sacred Valley of Payne.

Then the mindless unicorn jumped, followed by the monkey rat, who clung to the saddle and the unicorn's mane as he jumped.

Ah Fa does not like to jump over fences, but he jumps higher than this in order to catch up with his two masters.

They crossed the laterite ditches in the thickening twilight and ran down the foothills towards the riverbed.

Then he had no brains and shouted to his brother, "I say, little frog, do you think you want to keep us for dinner?"

"I always thought she would," Daydream replied in a loud voice. "What do you say—"

Dream World, Ben Ben and others continue their legend!

The attack of the Dire Pirates was purely a surprise attack.

This is enough to prove that Rommel commanded incorrectly, because to carry out a surprise attack on the primitive monkey man, it is beyond the reach of ordinary people's intelligence!

According to the unwritten law of semi-civilized peoples, it was always the primitive monkey people who attacked first.

Primitive monkey people are very cunning, they always attack before dawn, because they know that this is the time when the average person's courage to fight is at its lowest!

At the same time, they also built a Sophie fence at the highest point of the undulating mountain!

At the foot of the mountain, a small river flows. Because you can't survive if you're too far away from the water!

They are there waiting for the attack!

Inexperienced people, clutching pistols, walking back and forth on dead branches.

The veterans are sleeping peacefully!

Sleep until dawn!

In the long dark night, the primitive monkey scouts stalked like snakes in the grass, not even a single blade of grass was moved, just as the mole burrowed into the sand and the sand closed silently!

There was not a sound to be heard, except for the occasional cry of the prairie fox, which was so vividly learned!

This howl was echoed by others, some of whom screamed better than the prairie fox who was not good at howling! )