"Li Mu, you are so handsome today. ”

"Well, I'm so handsome every day. ”

"Shh

"Don't be in a hurry, tell me why you didn't leave your school's swimming pool and didn't come here?"

Five hundred meters south of Renmin University, in an alley full of snacks on the side of the Third Ring Road, Li Mu took Zhao Ziqiu to sit down in front of a barbecue stall, and the two sat opposite each other, Zhao Ziqiu's hair was still wet, which added a bit of temptation.

Zhao Ziqiu tilted his head and said to himself: "I have loved swimming since I was a child, and I still participated in professional training at Hangcheng Swimming School until junior high school, and then I didn't develop in this area in order not to affect my studies." ”

As soon as Hangzhou Swimming School was mentioned, Li Mu was convinced.

There are many future Olympic champions in that place, such as Sun Yang and Ye Shiwen, which are the cradle of Chinese swimmers.

"But you still didn't say, why did you come to our school to swim? ”

Zhao Ziqiu raised his eyebrows, and finally answered Li Mu's question positively: "I heard Han Xiaoxiao say that you have to exercise and swim every day after military training, anyway, I swim every day, where to swim is not swimming, I can meet you by the way, if you are not very good at swimming, I can also be a coach for you part-time." ”

Li Mu nodded, and didn't ask her why she wanted to see herself, the little thing between men and women, most of the time, don't be too impatient, it's better to be hazy before you really figure it out, if you are too single-handed, the problem will become extreme, and there are often only two choices: lovers and strangers.

Zhao Ziqiu didn't know what Li Mu was thinking when she was suddenly silent, she was eating mutton skewers in small bites at this time, her thin lips were glowing with a faint oil, and she said with a little coquettishness: "I suddenly want to eat cold skin, what should I do." ”

As soon as Li Mu turned his head, there was a stall selling cold skin and small noodles next to him. He beckoned to the boss: "Boss, come to a bowl of cold skin." ”

Zhao Ziqiu smiled and said, "You are so good, thank you." ”

"You're welcome, three or five dollars. ”

Zhao Ziqiu glanced at Li Mu: "Bad scenery, it has nothing to do with how much money you have." ”

Li Mu nodded and smiled: "Tease you." ”

was chatting, and several young people at the next table were staring at Zhao Ziqiu and pointing. Even a bare-chested guy was saying in a big voice, "! Look, such big breasts, they're superb!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhao Ziqiu felt as uncomfortable as sitting on pins and needles.

Li Mu turned his head and glanced at the people at the table, and sighed in his heart, the red face is indeed a disaster, especially this kind of woman who is beautiful and has a good figure is simply a natural troublemaker.

With emotion, Li Mu patted the position beside him. said to Zhao Ziqiu: "Sit here." ”

Zhao Ziqiu nodded, changed to the position next to Li Mu, and turned her back to the table of drinkers, which made her mood ease slightly.

"Don't take anything they say to your heart, just treat them as if they were your godsons. ”

Zhao Ziqiu burst out laughing all of a sudden, she was really depressed and annoyed, but as soon as Li Mu said this, her negative emotions just now almost disappeared.

At this time, Li Mu waved his hand at the boss who sold cold skin: "Boss." Another bowl of noodles. ”

"Okay!"

The boss quickly brought a bowl of cold skin first, and a stainless steel jar in the other hand. Put it in front of Li Mu and said: "I don't dare to put the chili pepper casually, you can add it yourself." ”

Li Mu nodded, thanked him, and asked, "How much is it in total?"

"Twelve. ”

Li Mu took out twenty yuan: "Don't look for it." ”

Immediately afterwards, Li Mu pushed Liangpi in front of Zhao Ziqiu: "Eat." ”

Zhao Ziqiu said coquettishly: "What should I do if I can't eat so much." ”

"Eat as much as you want, I still have a bowl of noodles." It probably won't help you. ”

Zhao Ziqiu pouted, and just after eating a few bites of the cold skin in the bowl, the shirtless man at the table behind him shook and came to the table of the two, and turned back to his five or six friends at the table and said, "Brother, look at me!" sat opposite Zhao Ziqiu.

"Beauty, you are so beautiful! I, Feng Si'er, have been in this area for so many years, you are definitely the most beautiful and best figure I have ever seen!"

Zhao Ziqiu was a little scared, and Li Mu said lightly: "I'm sorry, we don't know you, please don't sit here." ”

"There's something about you, shut up Lao Tzu!" The man obviously drank a lot, squinted at Li Mu and gritted his teeth, and then put on a lewd expression and said to Zhao Ziqiu: "Beauty, I just bragged with my good buddies, saying that I could come over and invite you to accompany us for a drink or two, my buddies are all watching, you can't let me lose face in front of my brothers, right?"

Zhao Ziqiu blurted out: "I'm not going, please go away......"

Li Mu didn't talk to him again, and shouted at the stall owner not far away, "Is the small noodles ready?"

The boss pointed to the soup pot on the briquette stove: "It's almost fast, it's ready to cook!"

"Don't cook it, I like to eat something raw, so bring it now." ”

The boss immediately agreed, picked up the bowl and filled it with a bowl.

At this time, the man opposite Zhao Ziqiu glared at Li Mu and scolded and said, "Oh, I'm grass! I haven't seen your fourth master talking to the big girl, what are you yelling about?

Li Mu didn't speak, just looked at him coldly.

The man was in a hurry, and felt that Li Mu didn't even dodge his eyes, which didn't put him in his eyes, so he slapped the table: "Look at your fourth master again, your fourth master will kill you now!"

It just so happened that the boss who sold small noodles took the noodles over and put them in front of Li Mu and quickly turned around and ran.

Li Mu looked at the person opposite, sneered, and asked, "Fourth master, right?" Tell me, how do you want to solve this matter today?"

The man snorted and laughed: "Lao Tzu picks up girls, it's okay for you not to talk obediently, the fourth master just wants this beauty to go over and accompany our brother to have two drinks, and after drinking, you leave, the fourth master is not difficult for you." ”

Zhao Ziqiu glanced at Li Mu and whispered, "Why don't I go and drink two glasses with them, and we'll leave after drinking." ”

She was afraid that Li Mu would get into trouble with these people, and these guys would look like social bastards. And listening to the accent is also a local, if you really start to do it, Li Mu will definitely suffer a big loss, what if there are three long and two short.

Li Mu whispered: "Later, if you hear me say run, you will run with me, understand?"

Zhao Ziqiu saw that there were six or seven people on the other side. But before he could react, Li Mu said to the person in front of him: "Fourth master, we are all students of Yenching University of Science and Technology, you see, for the sake of us as college students, don't be difficult for us." ”

The man on the other side suddenly exploded.

"Yo he! College students are amazing, what's the matter, don't you think your fourth master hasn't gone to college?"

At this time, Li Mu quietly took out a hundred yuan, folded it in half, and pressed it under the barbecue plate, revealing half of it. Then he said to the man in a calm and calm tone: "To be honest, college students are nothing great, and it's not ashamed to not go to college, but ......"

Li Mu dragged out an end of the note, and the man frowned and asked: "But what? boy, the fourth master will leave the words here, you can think of this sentence for me to say, and the fourth master will not be happy." I'm going to smoke you right away!"

Li Mu sneered: "Then you listen well." ”

As he spoke, Li Mu spread out his left hand. The fingers were silently hidden on the side of the bowl of noodles, and the fingers of the right hand hooked the stainless steel jar filled with chili oil, and when the man was still waiting for Li Mu to say why, Li Mu said: "But you look like this, and you haven't gone to college, and you still want to be a college student, you just owe it to clean up!"

Li Mu's voice just fell. The other party didn't even have time to get angry, even Li Mu's left hand suddenly raised his hand, and he overturned the bowl of small noodles, and the hot noodles and soup were all sprinkled on the person's body at once, and he let out a hot sigh. Instinctively wanted to retreat, but he got the seat and fell to the ground with a bang, and after falling to the ground, he didn't care about teaching Li Mu a lesson, and tried to sweep away the soup noodles on his body like crazy, and screamed again and again.

When the person at the table behind him saw this, he was about to see what was happening, Li Mu stood up, turned around, and threw the can of chili oil at the face of the person at the table with his right hand.

Those people had already drunk alcohol, and their reactions were slower than normal people, and they opened their eyes wide to see what happened to their brothers, but a large jar of chili oil came to their faces, and they didn't have time to react at all, and they were suddenly thrown by Li Mu with two eyes, and then the scolding and wailing came one after another, Li Mu took Zhao Ziqiu's hand and shouted in a low voice: "Run!"

Zhao Ziqiu looked stupid, but when he was pulled by Li Mu like this, he instinctively ran with him, and the fourth master who fell to the ground was screaming when he was hot, although the soup noodles were only stained on his body for a while, but he was still so hot that he was red several times, and he screamed in pain.

A few guys at the dinner table were not having a good time, the chili oil was already very spicy, and it hurt to eat more mouths, not to mention the face and eyes, one by one, they were crazy and generally washed their faces and eyes with beer, and one of them accidentally lifted the table in great pain, and there was no way to chase Li Mu and Zhao Ziqiu for a while.

Li Mu pulled Zhao Ziqiu out of the alley, ran less than two hundred meters along the Third Ring Road, saw a taxi with empty lights, hurriedly stopped the car, pushed Zhao Ziqiu to the back seat, opened the passenger door and got in.

"Master, go to Yanda!"

The driver nodded, the car drove forward for five hundred meters, turned right and drove for less than ten minutes to arrive at the main gate of Yanda.

Li Mu paid the money, pushed the door and got out of the car, Zhao Ziqiu still had palpitations, took Li Mu's hand and said, "Hurry up and go to the school, lest they chase after you." ”

"What do you think? Li Mu smiled slightly: "They definitely won't be able to catch up, don't go to that alley in the future." ”

Zhao Ziqiu calmed down and thought back to the situation just now, a guy was scalded by a bowl of noodles, it is estimated that it will be very miserable, and he will have to go to the hospital if he doesn't get it right, as for the other people, they were thrown over by Li Mu's can of chili oil, and they were afraid that they would die of discomfort.

Carefully filtering the details just now in his mind, Zhao Ziqiu really felt what it meant to be scary, in fact, Li Mu had already begun to prepare for the start just now!

"When those guys were talking about me at the dinner table, you asked the boss for a bowl of noodles, did you realize what was going to happen at that time?"

Li Mu shook his head: "No, I'm just worried, so make some preparations in advance." ”

Zhao Ziqiu said: "That is also a meaning. ”

Immediately afterward, she asked, "You said that we are students of Yenching University of Science and Technology, and you did it on purpose, right?"

"Well, if I don't take advantage of it after I do it, forget it, if I take advantage, they will definitely want to take revenge on us, just talk about a school, and it can divert a little attention. ”

Zhao Ziqiu listened with a look of admiration: "No wonder you quietly put a hundred yuan on the table when you spoke, for fear that you would not have a chance to settle the bill when you fought?"

"It's not easy for people to do small business, and they can't eat overlord meals. ”

"Then you wasted a can of chili oil!"

"So I gave the boss twenty yuan, didn't let him find the money, and the rest of the money was used to buy his can of chili oil. (To be continued.) )

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