April 1st, Los Santos, sunny.

Appropriate: Confession

Don't: Take the confession seriously

"Hey, Steve, are you still thinking about that Bichi? This kind of thing is normal, look at it, you are so tall and handsome, and you are worried that you can't find a girl?"

This is a conversation between Steve Rogers, a junior and his buddy Bucky Barnes, on April Fool's Day.

There was no sadness on Steve's extremely righteous face.

He smiled wryly, "Bucky, please, don't make fun of me. What movie are we going to see today? "Guardians of the Earth?"

"Guardians of the Earth" is a superhero movie directed by Tom Smith that brings together a group of Hollywood stars and eight major teams.

Bucky tidied up his hairstyle: "Let's put this later, let's go watch "Superheroes" first." ”

"Superheroes, the Chinese director's movie?" Steve smiled wryly, "Bucky, you're really weird about this hobby." ”

Bucky has a penchant for picking all kinds of low-rated R-rated and B-rated movies to watch.

Of course, it's not just about watching these movies.

Instead, watch two shows on the same day, watching low-rated movies first and then watching high-rated movies.

According to Bucky, this way he can use garbage movies to spicy his eyes first, and then the expectation of high-rated movies will be lowered.

In this way, if you go to watch high-rated movies again, you can get a great sense of satisfaction and surprise.

Take a look at the Superheroes review.

On a 10th out of 10, the average rating for unblocking the media is six.

IGN, for example, gave a "high score" of 5.5.

The film reviews are also particularly sharply written.

"First of all, to get straight to the point, Superheroes is a failed work in every sense of the word.

To put it in layman's terms, this is a bad movie.

The reason why a high score of 5.5 is given, of which 9 points are given for special effects and editing, as well as music and actors' performances.

That's right, the 3.5 points deducted are deducted from the plot and director of the movie.

The root of the failure of "Superhero" lies in its script and direction.

A garbage and illogical plot, completely devoid of connotation and the core of the central idea, and an oriental director who doesn't understand Hollywood at all.

All of this has made this arguably the most rubbish superhero movie in the world......"

The reviews of other media outlets are similar.

Steve frowned slightly: "The evaluation of this movie...... Is it really worth seeing?"

Even if you want to watch bad movies, there are many things you can watch.

"You don't understand that everything needs to be compared. Bucky shrugged, "Good movies and garbage movies also need to be compared in the same genre, how do high-scoring superhero movies compare with junk love movies?"

So compare garbage superhero movies with high-rated superhero movies.

"Then let's watch "Superheroes" first?"

"Well, let's look at the superheroes first. ”

............

In the theater, Steve and the two looked back from time to time.

Now they are queuing up to buy tickets, but the two of them are really a little scared.

The three people standing behind the main one were a little scary.

A stout little black, a middle-aged white man with a full face, and a middle-aged white man from the Mediterranean with a hideous face.

And that hideous Mediterranean look landed on Steve's ass from time to time, making him feel like a man's back.

Seeing the two of them looking over, the little black said RAP: "Hey bro! What are you looking at? are you going to call the police and arrest me?"

The two hurriedly bought tickets and entered the venue.

As for the trio, of course, it is the Los Santos trio.

When the movie starring me is released, of course I have to come to the cinema to see it!

To be honest, if Xiaofu hadn't been persuading, Cui Fu would have taken out his guns and washed those media a long time ago.

Michael is still relatively rational in other things, but when it comes to movies or family, he will actually be more irritable.

And this time when he came to the theater, Xiaofu handed over Michael Lao Cui's weapons in advance, otherwise he was afraid that after the audience sprayed, the two of them stood up directly in the theater and took out their guns and began to shoot.

This kind of thing...... I really can't tell.

"Xiaofu, why didn't Fang come?

He's the most excited of the Los Santos trio.

Fang said that it was not interesting to watch the sample film. Franklin said as he walked inside, "He said he went to see Guardian of the Earth." ”

"Well, I'm interested in that one too. Michael casually handed the ticket to the ticket inspector, "I'll go see that movie after watching this in a while." Anyway, why did the premiere of that movie choose to be held in Liberty City? ”

Franklin shrugged: "Who knows, maybe it's Mr. Jordan and Mr. Shaflin." ”

Entering the theater and sitting down, the three of them looked around.

The theater was not full, and it was obvious that the film reviews of those media still had some influence.

And most of these audiences didn't have any expectations, either to pass the time, or to be watched by professional film critics.

Even many people plan to leave the scene directly after seeing half of it.

So the atmosphere is very relaxed.

Soon, the movie opened, and the IRS and Fang Mu Film and Television's LOGO animation appeared.

Because it is a foreign theater, there is no need to invite the dragon mark to appear.

At the beginning, it is a combination of static and dynamic 3D graphics similar to Fang Bei's previous life "Watchmen".

This is mainly an introduction to the experiences of some of Michael and Trevor's past superheroes, including some of the black errands they did under official orders.

It also includes things like Michael getting married and having children, high-level control of superheroes, and so on.

Then there's the snowy winter scene.

Michael and Trevor also have a scene where they rob a bank together.

Bucky is already in the play.

He felt that there might be something wrong with the film.

Or rather, there must be a big problem in the back!

Otherwise, why would you give an average score of 5.5? If you can maintain the quality at the beginning, how can you not score so low!

Steve, next to him, didn't say anything.

He only frowned slightly.

As a patriotic young man, he doesn't like this kind of crime movie too much.

The film continues.

Just after they had robbed the bank, the police arrived.

There is a fierce shootout, and Michael and Trevor each use their superpowers.

Mike is bullet time!

Here, Pan Xiao uses a cool special effect of bullet time and slowing down.

Even the scene of snowflakes falling in the air being disturbed by the air currents and flying around is slowed down to almost a standstill!

And the most ruthless thing is that the shape of each snowflake and the angle at which it flies according to the air flow are different!

And Trevor is more ruthless, he directly used the overlord time!

It was all the bullets that went into his body, but he was like a normal person, and then the bullets were squeezed out of all the muscles in his body.

Then his bullets are much more powerful, and every bullet that hits the opponent will make the opponent's whole person explode!

The audience in the theater is starting to get excited!

Cool and violent graphics with invincible special effects and rhythms, as well as music, and furious blood!

It's hard not to secrete adrenaline!

"It's an R-rated movie...... Bucky muttered, "A 5.5 movie is so fierce, how strong should a 9-point "Guardian of the Earth" be?"

When did the media become so demanding?

You tell me that this kind of movie is only 5.5 points?

According to Bucky, even if there is no plot at all, the combination of the picture, music, and rhythm alone is worth more than 7 points!

However, there's still more to come!

When Dave Norton, the FIB's superhero agent in the movie, kills the trick with one shot from a distance of two kilometers, Michael and Trevor want to escape.

Then another superhero, "Banana Man", appeared!

It's a melee hero!

So Michael and Trevor had a thrilling hand-to-hand combat with him!

Based on the storyboards of Fang Fang, with enough infectious atmosphere music, as well as Pan Xiao's special effects, Luo Wei's editing and Nie Fang's shooting, this fight is extremely cool!

can basically surpass the classic fights in Fang Bei's previous life "Ace Spy"!

When this exciting and cool hand-to-hand combat was over, Dave Norton "Gun Eye" sniped Michael again!

Trevor roared at Michael's urging and turned on the frantic strafing mode.

After defeating the "Banana Man", he had no power to save Michael, so he had to take advantage of the heavy snow to escape.

After that, the scene shifts to a cemetery on a rainy day.

Michael's wife, daughter, and son, dressed in black, looked grief-stricken, and the priest said, "Although Michael is a villain who does all kinds of evil, God will forgive him...... Perhaps" such out of tune.

Behind a tree a little farther away, Michael, wearing a jacket and sunglasses, dropped the cigarette butt in his hand and turned to leave.

After that, the music shifted to a relaxed style, and the time came nine years later in the summer of Los Santos.

The audience, including Steve and Bucky, breathed a sigh of relief and eased their tense spirits a little.

"Whew...... Is a 5.5 movie so fierce? How strong should that 9 ......?" Bucky muttered again.

Steve smiled wryly.

He probably felt it too, and this was obviously a very good popcorn movie!

If there is no big problem, just rely on this rhythm and picture! Not giving more than 7 points is too strict!

So Steve thinks it may be because of the director.

Hollywood...... I was a little afraid of the young director from the East.

If they look down on or discriminate against, they will at best sneer at it or simply ignore it.

But now all the media are trying their best to smear it, which shows that ...... They're scared!

After thinking about it, Steve felt that his idea was too ridiculous.

That "Guardian of the Earth" is a joint release of Hollywood's eight major films! More than 20 Hollywood stars starred together! "Hollywood tyrant" Tom Smith personally directed the movie!

With such a luxurious and huge combination, would you be afraid of a movie directed by a young foreign Chinese director and played by a few little-known actors?

He shook his head, thinking about it and thinking it was unlikely.

In another movie theater, Tom and Jamie, dressed in disguise, are looking at the big screen in front of them from the VIP seats.

Jamie breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "It's worthy of an Oscar-level photography, editing and special effects team, but it's just such a popcorn movie, and to be honest, it doesn't pose any threat to us." Are you right, dear Tom. ”

Tom Smith next to him was as heavy as water.

Hearing this, he glanced at Jamie lightly and sighed: "I hope it won't be what I thought." ”

We'll have to look at it later.

In the opening part alone, he keenly discovered a point that was extremely unfavorable to his film.

If this is really the core of Fang's movie......

Tom's face was ugly......

Superhero movies, maybe it's over!

Fang: Are you going to bury the superhero movie you created with your own hands?!