Chapter 144: I Really Don't Want to Sing (Second Update!Ask for a Monthly Pass!Come and Subscribe!)
"On a windy day, I tried to hold your hand......"
The phone's alarm clock wakes you up.
This ringtone is Su Murin's singing voice that he recorded.
Thanks to the 70-inch large color TV, it actually has a video recording function.
When you wake up, don't lie on the bed and still don't move.
He had another dream last night.
He dreamed that on the stage of the top eight of "The Amateur Singer", his twelve-and-a-half-minute "Love Singer" directly made everyone stupid.
The eldest lady looked at herself adoringly, and the four judges all knelt down under their slacks and begged themselves to write songs for them.
Then the program team found themselves in lip-synching, and they completely fell to the bottom......
Only the eldest lady never gives up on herself, and only she believes in herself, but she also locks herself up and forces herself to write songs every day, otherwise she won't be fed......
Even her eyes lost their highlights.
It's horrible......
As the saying goes, there are thoughts in the day and dreams in the night.
Fang Don't understand, this is God reminding himself that if he goes to participate in the quarterfinals of that bullshit "Amateur Singer", then everything that happens in his dream will be his end.
So Fang Bei dialed the eldest lady's phone without hesitation.
Soon it was connected.
"How did I behave yesterday?"
"Uh...... Perfect. ”
"Well, I'm still thinking about next week's top 16 songs. Which of the songs "Sea of Flowers", "Maple", "Qili Xiang", "Hair Like Snow", "Elimination", and "Red and White Roses" do you think is better to participate in the competition?
"It's ...... The song you chose for your first album?"
"Yes, my brother said that he would sing a few new songs on this show, just as publicity. After all, each of these songs you wrote is at the level of the title song of the album. First of all, let's talk about which song you think is better to participate in the top 16. I want to try Red and White Rose. ”
I don't think it's good!
"Eh, "Red and White Rose" is half Chinese and half Cantonese, is this kind of solo really good?"
"It makes sense, why don't we choose this song for the duet of the top eight?"
"......" Fang Bei suddenly wanted to give himself a mouthful.
I don't want to sing!
"Xiao Rin, I suddenly got an idea for a new song, I think you can try it in the top 16, otherwise you will listen to me sing it to you?"
"New song? ”
The eldest lady was so sweet in her heart that she even felt a little strange.
Fang Bei is a literary youth, literary and artistic youth like to beat around the bush.
But when did he become so bold?
Fang Bei cleared his throat and began to sing into the phone:
"Two tigers, two tigers run fast ~ run fast ~ one has no eyes and the other has no tail is so strange ~ really strange ~"
Miss Su's voice was not heard in the microphone, and she remained silent.
For some reason, Fang Bei felt a little flustered.
"Otherwise, I still have it, a mountain and a mountain are shining~ The sky is full of little stars~"
There was still no sound on the other side, but he didn't hang up the phone.
"I still have a little swallow ~ wear flower clothes ~ come here every spring ~"
"Lose the handkerchief~Lose the handkerchief~"
On the other side, Miss Su finally spoke, but her voice was much colder: "Fang Bei, are you reminding me that I am still a child." ”
"Not really. Fang Don't even admit it, "I just think it...... Rin-chan, how about we retire?"
The eldest lady's voice was cold: "Give me a reason." ”
Don't desperately consume brain cells: "Look, Wu Kai's movie is about to be finished." The two of us are about to go to Liu Mang's crew to film, this show is a bit of a delay......"
"The show will end in a month at most, and Wu Kai will just finish it by then. ”
"That'...... Don't we have to be familiar with the script? And acting, you have to understand my daily habits to perform well, right?"
"Don't worry, I know you better than you do. ”
"Huh? there's such a thing...... Don't you even need to revise for the college entrance examination? Or are you already planning to let your family pay for studying abroad?"
This is Fang Bei's last trump card!
This is the last straw for Fang Bei!
"Heh, why did the officials of Fang suddenly care about me?" Over there, Su Mulin didn't know if he had been with Fang Bei for a long time, and had also learned a little bit of his yin and yang weirdness, "You don't look at how many months it has been now, the college entrance examination has long been over." By the way, I was already admitted to my brother's Mandarin College early. ”
The quota for independent enrollment of colleges and universities, everyone who understands it.
Not to mention those who are the first in the world of chess sports, the person who can stand at the top of the pyramid is of course indispensable for genius and hard work.
No one will say anything about this kind of person entering a top university.
But for example, if you get in with the so-called aerobics specialty, or get a doctorate after entering, you don't even know about HowNet......
Uh-huh, more to say.
However, of course, Su Mulin is not the back door, she relied on her real skills to get the special recruitment quota.
First of all, her college entrance examination score was less than 20 points away from the full score.
Secondly, her expertise is simply excessive, and her resume is also a beautiful mess.
This kind of person is a genius that major colleges and universities are rushing to want.
Brother Su's school can grab her because she is Brother Su's own sister.
Otherwise, it will not be the turn of Wenhua College to snatch people.
Su Mulin actually didn't need to learn anything anymore.
The reason why she chose the Cultural College was that she felt that she was too far behind in lyrics.
In order to continue to complete those classic songs with him in the future, she chose to go to Wenhua Academy to enrich her knowledge.
Otherwise, in terms of the same song, she is sure that the second half of the song she wrote is at the same level as the first half of the song.
But the lyrics are different.
A big coffee of her brother's level can see the difference between the lyrics before and after a song at a glance.
This is not the result she wants.
In Su Murin's opinion, Fang Bei's talent surpasses her too much, and there is no need to say much about movies, even music.
She never wanted to go beyond Fang, she just didn't want to be left too far behind.
She didn't want to be accommodating to her even writing songs like she was now.
"Fang Bei, what do you think of me singing "Qili Xiang" in the top 16?"
On the other end of the phone, don't really have no tricks.
"Seven Miles of Fragrance"?
You're going to let me die in the quarterfinals, do you?
"It's not impossible...... But remember to inform me before the quarterfinals, I need to check the weather forecast. ”
God forbid, it must rain heavily in those days!
That's right, Fang Bei has already decided, he will get himself to a cold and fever in those days.
I'm so sick! My voice is hoarse! You can't let me sing on stage, can you?
Quite a fee!
Don't just want to give a thumbs up for your wit!
Although the eldest lady didn't know why Fang Bei wanted to look at the weather forecast, she was still very happy that Fang Bei agreed to help sing, so she agreed: "No problem." ”
............
Just when Fang Bei was thinking about how to get himself to a cold and fever, Liu Mang, who was still sleeping lazily, was also woken up.
Wu Kai called him.
"Fatty, get up!"
"Call so early, Skinny Monkey, are you so afraid that the movie won't win me? Do you want to come to me, I'll give you a whole table of greens, green beans, bitter gourd, and then get you a bottle of Sprite?"
"Fuck off! I'm serious! Something is wrong!"
"What could be bigger than a sleep?"
"You know that Tom Smith director, right? He posted an INS titled 'Challenger', which is a photo of Lao Fang shaking hands with him at the Oscars, and he said that his new movie "Captain America" has been reviewed and is scheduled for the end of the year, so didn't it collide with our movie?"
"it!"
Liu Mang, a fat harrier, turned over and sat up: "Then aren't we going to suffer?"
"Yes! This is his remake of Lao Fang's movie, and he is here to make superhero movies!"
Liu Mang gritted his teeth: "I'm afraid of an egg! I don't believe that our two movies can't do him! What is the meaning of a remake of a movie?"
"Let's not talk about this for now, you call the old man first and tell him about it, I want to re-shoot a few shots that I have passed here, hang up!"
............
Fang Bei didn't receive a call from Liu Mang.
After the phone call with Su Mulin in the morning, he lost sleep.
So he found a young lady who was broadcasting live AS, and wore headphones to relax and fall asleep.
By the time he woke up, it was already about half past three in the afternoon.
The phone had long been out of power and turned off, and of course he didn't receive Liu Mang's call.
But he woke up anyway because he smelled a puff of smoke.
But he remembered that he didn't smoke before bed.
Although the eldest lady did not abide by the agreement during the time she went to the capital, she only smoked three cigarettes a day, but now she has a maximum of five cigarettes a day.
So the fixed items when waking up before going to bed and going to the toilet have long since changed from smoking to watching anime.
There's no reason to smell smoke in the bedroom.
Opening his hazy eyes, he vaguely saw a melancholy fat man sitting on the bay window looking out melancholy smoking.
Fang Bei woke up suddenly: "you, you dead fat man!
Liu Mang turned his head, his eyes were melancholy, and he looked a little like a literary youth.
"Lao Fang, you are popular again, do you want to take a look at the first hot search on Weibo. ”
Fang Bei lay back again, and said angrily: "Isn't it that "Sunny Day" is the first in the hot search, what is there to see." ”
I'm still worried about what kind of illness I was born with the top eight singing assistants.
"It's not "Sunny Day", that one has fallen to the second hot search. Liu Fatzi took out his mobile phone and opened Weibo and threw it to Fang Bei, "It's that director Smith's challenge to Chinese films." ”
The hot search headline is #Challenger#, that is, Tom Smith's INS.
In fact, it was impossible for the INS he issued to have such a big impact in China.
But a large number of Internet celebrities in Huaguo, as well as many actors and directors, reposted Weibo, which completely detonated this matter on the Internet.
Even the Central Regiment forwarded the message.
It's just that the Weibo of the Central League still has a commotion operation, and he directly @ Fang Bei behind this forwarded Weibo.
Fang Bei yawned after reading it: "That's it?"
"That's it!" Liu Mang's fat face was excited, "This is a challenge launched by a Hollywood 'tyrant' to you, the father of superheroes! He is still a declaration of war by foreign films against our domestic films! Old Fang, you don't have anything to say?"
Fang Bei covered his face with a quilt: "Oh, then you guys come on, and strive to him at the box office." ”
"He's challenging you! He said that he wants to get two billion box office in China!"
"Oh. ”
Don't be unmoved.
Shoot it.
So what's wrong with us?
Liu Mang couldn't stand it anymore: "He's here for you! But you didn't make a new film! But I did it with Wu Kai! He's here to kick our ass!"
Fang Bei was still unmoved: "Kick it, kick it, anyway, your ass is thick." ”
Liu Mang was anxious: "Who doesn't know that the movie scripts of me and Wu Kai are all written by you? What kind of kick my ass is? This is clearly a slap in the face!"
"Fuck off!" Fang Bei sat up, "Lao Tzu's face is much more delicate than your ass!"
"Less nonsense!" Liu Mang pulled Fang Bei up, and then threw all the clothes on the hanger in his face, "Hurry up and change your clothes!"
"What for?"
"Read the script and memorize the lines! What else can you do?"
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