Chapter 82: Nothing to mess with
Du Yun hasn't been home for a long time.
It should be a joyful and warm mood when he comes home, but Du Yun tiptoes open the door, like a thief.
As soon as the door opened, Du Yun felt the four eyes cast in unison. One of them is from a human, and the other three are from a ghost.
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiao Han hasn't slept yet, hasn't he been under a lot of pressure to study lately?" Du Yun closed the door and walked to the living room with a smile.
A keyboard was thrown out.
Nie Han clasped his hands to his chest and said coldly, "Kneel!"
The corners of Du Yun's eyes trembled, this was a family rule that he and Nie Han had set a long time ago, if anyone didn't return at night, he had to kneel on the keyboard to deal with it.
Speaking of which, this family rule was proposed by Du Yun, Xiaohan was fifteen years old at the time, beautiful and cute, Du Yun was afraid that his sister would be deceived by bad people, so he set up this family rule.
I never thought that I would have to fill the pit I dug myself.
"Hehe, Xiaohan, what are you doing here?" Du Yun pretended not to know.
Nie Heng had a cold face: "Don't pretend to be garlic!" Since you have set up family rules, you must abide by them, and there are no rules. ”
Du Yun looked embarrassed: "What, there are so many people, you save some face for your brother." ”
Nie Han looked left and right, and his expression became even more angry: "The surname is Du! You still use this to scare me, right? Your wings have grown stiff, and you don't go home for three consecutive nights, saying-Which vixen's house do you live in?"
At this moment, Nie Han is a bit like a little daughter-in-law who caught her husband cheating.
Du Yun immediately came to the bottom of his mind: "You misunderstand my brother, where did you come from?" ”
Nie Han stared at Du Yun with suspicious eyes: "How many nights have you been staying at a man's house or a woman's house?"
"......" Du Yun.
Don't forget your second family rule, that there should be no lies between family members. Seeing that Du Yun was speechless, Nie Han let out a cold snort.
Du Yun began to regret making family rules, isn't this an idle egg.
"Female. Du Yun was like a little victim.
Nie Han immediately jumped up: "I'll just say that I live in the fox spirit's house, you still haven't admitted it before." ”
"Just an ordinary friend, really not a vixen. "Du Yun can't say anything.
"Then let me ask you again, do you sleep in one bed or two beds with that woman?" Nie Han was aggressive.
Du Yun thought for a while, his face was full of bitterness: "Sometimes one bed, sometimes two beds." ”
Bang!
A big durian flew out.
Nie Hanqi's body was shaking: "What keyboard to kneel, you kneel durian tonight." When you are young, you learn to go out to pick up girls, do you know that those vixens outside are just greedy for your money. ”
Du Yun said cautiously: "Brother has no money." ”
"Be greedy for your sex. ”
"But I'm not handsome. ”
Nie Han was anxious: "Then, that is greedy for your strong body." ”
Du Yun subconsciously swept his crotch, and the faces of the brother and sister turned red in the next second.
"I admit it. After a while, Du Yun said shamelessly.
"You, you want to be angry with me, right?" Nie Han's eyes were red.
Du Yun hurriedly walked to the sofa and sat down, touched Nie Han's head and said, "Nizi is an adult, why do you still cry." ”
"Brother doesn't have a vixen outside, if you really want to talk about a vixen, I have one in the house. ”
"You're the vixen. Nie Han retorted, but he was a little happy in his heart.
"In the past two days, the school has held a sports meeting, and it's too late to end, so I live with Zhang Bin, if you don't believe it, you can call Zhang Bin now. Du Yun told white lies.
Nie Han took out his mobile phone: "Don't try to lie to me, when I don't dare to fight, I'll demolish you now." ”
Du Yun was flustered, but on the surface, he pretended to be calm and calm: "You have Zhang Bin's mobile phone number, right? If not, I'll help you call." ”
Nie Han finally relented and complained: "I didn't call that dead pervert, he has an intention for me." Brother, you don't play with him in the future, don't be ruined. ”
Du Yun's expression changed: "What? What did the grandson do to you?"
"He once called me to be a sweetheart. ”
"Gross!" Du Yun almost threw up, this stinky shameless one, waiting for my brother to go to school tomorrow and kill you.
Finally calmed Nie Han's emotions, and watched Nie Han go back to the house to sleep, Du Yun breathed a sigh of relief, but in the next second, he raised his vigilance by twelve points.
There were three ghosts sitting on the couch staring at him.
"Hehe! It's not early, it's time to go to bed. Du Yun pretended not to see anything and walked to his bedroom.
Lin Yuhan's indifferent voice came from behind: "Stop! ”
"That's it, you have disappeared in the past few days, and Sister Yuhan is in a hurry, my sister goes out to look for you every day, and she also goes to look for you at night, Brother Du Yun, you are really bad. Baby Joe put on a little adult posture.
Lin Yuhan's little face flushed, and secretly glanced at Qiao Baobao, who immediately remembered something, covered his little mouth and said, "Sister Yuhan, I'm sorry, you asked me not to tell Brother Du Yun about these things, I leaked my mouth." ”
"......" Lin Yuhan.
If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates.
Knowing that Lin Yuhan had trouble sleeping for a few days after he disappeared, Du Yun was proud in his heart, and he saw that the number one school flower of Jiangcheng University's Foreign Chinese College was played with by his brother.
"Yuhan, I explained to Xiaohan just now, you should have heard it, the school recently held the autumn sports meeting, and I have been living in Zhang Bin's house for the past few days, if you don't believe it, you can call Zhang Bin. ”
Du Yun suddenly found that it was good to have a dead friend, and if something happened, he could throw the pot on the dead friend without any burden, but this time Du Yun miscalculated, Lin Yuhan said coldly: "I don't have to call, I have been to Zhang Bin's bedroom these nights, and you are not there at all." ”
"......" Du Yun.
"Brother Du Yun lied, you are not a good boy. "Qiao Baobao didn't think it was a big deal, and he was still coaxing on the side.
Du Yun glared at Qiao Baobao fiercely, you little girl, you eat brother's brother, and you don't know how to help brother say a few good words, change it and release your information to see if any ghost friends adopt.
"Don't have anything to say?" Lin Yuhan was rarely as angry as he was now: "If you really have a woman outside, remember to tell me in advance, and I will leave here consciously." ”
Du Yun hurriedly explained: "Yuhan, you misunderstood, how can I have any woman, I ......"
In the middle of speaking, Du Yun's mobile phone rang.
Bai Fucheng cast a gloating expression, as if the call was from Xiao San.
"Yuhan girl, this call is very suspicious, you must turn on the amplification. "Bai Fucheng is also a white-eyed wolf.
Du Yun was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, thinking that when this incident passed, he had to have a separate family rule, so that these ghosts knew who was the master of the family.
"Turn on the amplification. Lin Yuhan said coldly.
Du Yun saw that the phone number was white, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "Even if you don't say it, I must turn on the amplification of this phone, otherwise I won't be able to prove my innocence." ”
When Du Yun confidently answered the phone, a white name shouted from the mobile phone: "Master, the four juniors you threw here are so beautiful, causing more than a dozen fights and brawls in my bar one night, and the police are annoyed, when will you take those four women away?"
Du Yun almost smashed his phone.
"What, what kind of junior, did you make the wrong call?"
"Damn, Master, I don't care if I don't take you to cheat on my apprentices, those four women will stay in my bar for a week at most, and I won't entertain them after that." ”
"Hey, you make it clear......"
Toot toot.
The phone hung up.
Du Yun felt a cold gaze staring at him, and he didn't dare to look at it.
"This is really a misunderstanding, those four are not female ghosts, they are juniors. ”
"Phew! That's four women, not imps. ”
“……”
Du Yun found that no matter what he said, he was about to collapse, he was obviously learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, how could he end up being the same as being a thief.
Fortunately, Lin Yuhan was still relatively rational and gave Du Yun a chance to explain: "Tell me, what's going on?"
Du Yunyu told the truth about Qinglian and Wang Xiaodie, including the fact that he later broke into the rich foot bath city in Yuncheng New County, of course, he only said a rough idea, as for the fact that he bathed in the same pool with the four classical beauties on the third floor, he also mentioned it.
The three ghosts listened with relish, and when it came to the battle against the evil spirit Yang Guozhong, Lin Yuhan sweated for Du Yun.
However, Qiao Baobao was not too nervous, and clapped his little hands excitedly after hearing this: "It's so fun! Brother Du Yun! In the future, you will tell ghost stories to the baby every night and coax the baby to sleep, okay?"
"......" Du Yun.
After the matter was clarified, Lin Yuhan's mood returned to normal, while Bai Fucheng looked disappointed, as if he was not very upset if Du Yun did not do something.
"That's right! I got Jiang Cheng's death list for the past week, and we need to find the murderer of Brother Zhou Jie. Du Yun hurriedly opened the topic, after all, the story between him and Yu Qinglian was mixed with many ambiguous elements, and it would be troublesome if it was dug deeply.
"Brother Yun, have you found any clues?" Lin Yuhan immediately came to his senses, and after Zhou Jie's death, he was willing to stand up to help Lin Dabao get rid of his crimes, which made Lin Yuhan very grateful.
"I just got the death list, and I didn't even have time to look at it carefully, so I'll read it first. ”
Du Yun spread the list on the coffee table, Qiao Baobao also leaned his little head to look at it seriously, Du Yun glanced at her when he saw this: "Do you know how to read?"
Qiao Baobao said seriously: "Brother Du Yun, are you stupid. I'm only in kindergarten now, Mommy said, and I won't start learning to read until I'm in first grade. ”
"......" Du Yun.
After tonight's events, Du Yun can be regarded as seeing through a truth, none of the three ghosts in this room are easy to bully.
After adjusting his mood, Du Yun began to check the death list.
"Zhang Ming, male, 21, committed suicide by jumping into a lake on the evening of September 13. ”
"Li Tao, male, 25, died unexpectedly at around 8 p.m. on September 14. ”
……
"Zheng Haixing, male, 27, died in a car accident on the night of September 18. ”