Chapter 11 The face-slapping madman Peng Liqi
After everyone ate, Teacher He cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, Teacher Huang and Ye Mingxuan chatted, and his sister Zhang Milk Feng was not screaming in vain, and she was holding a bottle of Tesu milk and drinking. Peng Peng and the two guests were all eating and slumped in their chairs.
Jialing admired Mr. Huang's cooking skills. "Mr. Huang, your cooking skills are better than the chef of the hotel, this is it. Jialing gave Teacher Huang a thumbs up.
Yue Yue also agreed, "I thought that the dishes made by Mr. Huang were just delicious, but I didn't expect them to be really delicious." No, this Yue Yue also gave a thumbs up, and he agreed with Mr. Huang's cooking skills.
Teacher Huang smiled and said to the two, "If you like it, it's fine." It's late today, we're a little late for dinner, and we'll make a good meal for everyone in the evening. ”
Peng Peng didn't seem to have eaten enough, so he took another bottle of milk and drank it, causing his sister next to him to look at him in surprise. Peng Peng's embarrassed milk can't even be drunk. "Look what I'm doing, drink your milk!"
The younger sister looked at Peng Peng in surprise, and her words were full of incredulity. "Brother, you drank two big bowls of porridge in the morning, and you ate three bowls of noodles just now, and you still have to eat enough. ”
Ye Mingxuan said to Peng Peng with a smile, "If you continue to eat like this, you will be the same as Teacher Huang." ”
Peng Peng explained embarrassedly, "Brother, I'm still growing my body." It's normal. ”
"If you say that, he'll talk about him, why are you involved with me? Teacher Huang took the pot inexplicably and was very dissatisfied. "The two next to them are pretty strong, too. ”
"They're guests today. Be kind to them. Ye Mingxuan deliberately raised his eyebrows and said funny, "Teacher Huang, give the guests a chance to exercise, and leave any dirty work to the guests." ”
"Brother, I thought you cared about me, but I didn't expect you to be so skinny, didn't you?" Jia Ling said dissatisfiedly, reaching out and pretending to twist Ye Mingxuan's ears again.
"The heroine spares her life, I will do the dirty work, you just rest. Ye Mingxuan's desire to survive exploded, and he hurriedly begged for mercy.
Xiao Yueyue looked like he had nothing to love, "The mushroom house is terrible, I'm tired, it's more tiring than cross talk." Mom, I'm going home and talking about cross talk. ”
Xiao Yueyue's cheap expression made everyone laugh.
I felt that everyone was almost resting, and Mr. Huang assigned the task.
"Teacher Xiao Yue Yue He stayed behind to help me process the fish, make two fish and skewer the rest to make salted fish, Jialing and Xuanzi took their younger siblings up the mountain to dig some bamboo shoots. The current growth of bamboo shoots happens to be the best month for bamboo shoots. Be careful not to dig up bamboo shoots when digging them, Jialing, you should know how to dig bamboo shoots, right?"
Jialing is from the countryside, yes, but she is in her hometown in Hubei Province, where there are no bamboo shoots growing, and she has never dug bamboo shoots.
"Teacher Huang, Sister Jialing's hometown in Hubei Province, there are no bamboo shoots. Ye Mingxuan helped Jialing out of the siege, so as not to embarrass Jialing too much. "I know how to dig, Mr. Huang. ”
Mr. Huang is more needed to dry salted fish here. Ye Mingxuan took the initiative to undertake. Pull my sister over and teach my sister, "Sister, you tell Teacher Huang that we can." ”
Zhang Zifeng obediently shouted to Teacher Huang, "We can." ”
"Sister, be louder, Mr. Huang can't hear behind his ears. ”
"We can. ”
"Cub, you're really fat now, I really think I don't dare to clean you up. I'm not old. Teacher Huang's face darkened angrily, and he picked up his slippers and was about to shoot Ye Mingxuan.
I saw Ye Mingxuan say to Teacher Huang seriously, "Teacher Huang, I promise not to tell Sun Li's mother and Duomei that you beat me up in the show." ”
Mr. Huang didn't fight or not, and explained awkwardly to the camera: "Audience friends, have you seen it? I don't beat him because I'm afraid of my wife, I'm reluctant to fight. Really, I'm not afraid of my wife. Sister Li, the audience can prove that my shoes haven't touched this kid. ”
The audience watching the live broadcast laughed like crazy. Ye Mingxuan's trick is really unpleasant.
"Sun Li, I saw it, Mr. Huang hit Ye Mingxuan, and I testified. ”
"Upstairs, you're poisonous, Mr. Huang is obviously just... I saw it, and I testified. ”
"Teacher Huang doesn't seem to have hit Ye Mingxuan, right?"
"Look, there's an honest man here, come and bully him. ”
"Second battalion commander, you brewed Italy... Where's the noodles? Serve them to the friendly troops. ”
"Fortunately, my forty-meter-long broadsword was quickly retracted, otherwise I would have injured my allies. ”
"Sooner or later, I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room. ”
Ye Mingxuan took a hoe and a bamboo basket on his back, and shouted at Sister Zhang Zifeng and the others, "Pipi Shrimp, let's go." ”
Jialing looked at Ye Mingxuan incredulously, turned her head to Teacher Huang and asked, "Is this kid so naughty now? Why are there so many strange words." ”
Xiao Yueyue looked at Teacher Huang with bright eyes, "Teacher Huang, let Xuanzi go and talk to me about cross talk!"
"Is it really good to dig up a fixed host in front of the program team?" Mr. He didn't forget to interject while washing the dishes.
Peng Peng and Ye Mingxuan carried a bamboo basket on their backs, carried a hoe, and set off with Zhang Zifeng's sister and Jialing.
"Be sure to pay attention to safety, especially my sister, two men take care of the girls. Teacher He told Ye Mingxuan and his party.
"Sister, I'll teach you to sing. "Ye Mingxuan
"Okay. "Zhang Zifeng
"Pippi Shrimp, let's go. Go find a boyfriend. ”
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"Eat fried chicken, drink beer, and hold hands together. ”
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The singing of Ye Mingxuan and his party became farther and farther away.
"It's too skinny, and I don't know if this change is good or bad. Teacher Huang was a little worried.
Xiao Yueyue explained: "This kind of personality is very good, cheerful and lively, how old is he, after all, he is still a child." "Yue Yue thinks this kind of character is quite good.
Teacher Huang nodded, "That's right. It's just that Xuanzi has changed too much. ”
"What was it like before?" Yue Yue asked
"I used to be a stuffy gourd, I didn't have a social circle, and I didn't have any friends in the circle for a year. Jialing is also familiar with it by a coincidence. Now even Zifeng's girl is now being taken crazy. Thinking about being skinned, Teacher Zhang Zifeng and Huang had a toothache, but fortunately, Zhang Zifeng was just crazy in front of a few of them.
"Brother Xuan, look, does that little house look like Sun Wukong?" Zhang Zifeng excitedly pointed to a small house in front of him and said.
It's really quite similar. "Well, it's even more important to have a long pole in the back as a tail. ”
A few people discussed as they walked, and then went up the mountain and into the bamboo forest.
Zhang Zifeng and Peng Peng had never seen bamboo shoots growing in the soil, so they asked Ye Mingxuan a little blindly, "Brother Xuan, what kind of bamboo shoots are they?" I've never seen bamboo shoots growing in the ground, I've only eaten them. ”
"I don't know bamboo shoots either. My sister said.
Jialing has never seen bamboo shoots growing in the soil, and all she buys in the city are packaged bamboo shoots. It's much different from the fresh bamboo shoots growing in the soil.
Ye Mingxuan covered his forehead helplessly, "You look carefully on the ground near the bamboo, there are black spikes emerging from the soil, just pick them up and take a look." ”
Ye Mingxuan happened to find a bamboo shoot, called the three of them over, pointed to the bamboo shoot in the soil and said, "Look, this is it." ”
Peng Peng didn't see it clearly, "Where?
Ye Mingxuan peeled off the soil around the bamboo shoots, revealing the black tips of the bamboo shoots. "Now you see? This is a bamboo shoot. Be careful not to dig it when digging. ”
Ye Mingxuan first dug up the soil around the bamboo shoots, and then dug deep into the bottom of the bamboo shoots. It feels almost over, so let Peng Peng pick it out, after all, it's only the two of them, and it's mainly the two of them who work.
"Be careful not to break. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a click, and Peng Peng's movements froze. looked up at Ye Mingxuan awkwardly, and didn't speak.
Ye Mingxuan shook his head helplessly. "Forget it, if it's broken, it's broken. Be careful when digging yourself for a while, and try not to dig it off. ”
"No problem, brother, I've got the hang of it now, I'm sure I can. Peng Peng confidently assured Ye Mingxuan.
Put the broken bamboo shoots into the bamboo basket, Peng Peng went to look for the bamboo shoots, and said to himself while looking for them: "I don't believe it, I can't dig a bamboo shoot yet." ”
Ye Mingxuan has gained a lot here, "Xuanzi, sister found one, come here." "Okay. ”
Ye Mingxuan had just finished digging, and his sister Zifeng also found one, "Brother Xuan, I also found one, come quickly." "Come on. ”
Zhang Zifeng didn't forget to lose two sentences of Peng Peng while looking for this bamboo shoot, "Brother Peng Peng, are you okay?"
"I can. I didn't believe me. Perhaps it was Peng Peng's sincerity that touched God and finally allowed him to find one.
Peng Peng shouted excitedly, "I found it, I found it." "Maybe I was so excited that as soon as I went down with a hoe, the bamboo shoot was cut off, and only a finger-long section was dug out.
"Brother Peng Peng, are you big enough to find?" Although Zhang Zifeng often scolded Peng Peng, it was just a joke that the brother and sister only saw. Peng Peng was able to find bamboo shoots, and Zhang Zifeng was also happy.
"Anyway, it's definitely okay to eat. ”
Seeing the small bamboo shoot in Peng Peng's hand, Zhang Zifeng said speechlessly: "Brother Peng Peng, do you still have the face to say that you can eat it? Is it enough for you to eat after peeling the bamboo shoots?"
Peng Peng put the broken bamboo shoots into the bamboo basket and dug in the soil fiercely, "I don't believe it, I'm sure I can find a big one." As soon as the flag was erected, the hoe snapped into two sections.
Awkwardly holding the hoe and wooden handle, I don't know what to do. Where to stay. Sister Zhang Zifeng pointed at Peng Peng and laughed without any image, and Jia Ling and Ye Mingxuan were also amused when they looked at Peng Peng's embarrassed appearance at this time.
Ye Mingxuan also dug up a lot of bamboo shoots, and Peng Peng's tools were also broken, so Ye Mingxuan asked a few people to prepare to go back.
Along the way, Zhang Zifeng laughed at Peng Peng. It made Peng Peng embarrassed to find a crack in the ground and get in.
"The slap in the face came too fast like a tornado. Caught me off guard. ”
"Is our family Peng Peng hopeless? I think I can change an idol. ”
"Tell everyone a joke. Pemba: I can. ”
"Congratulations to Peng Peng Xi for the title: Peng Liqi, a face-slapping madman. ”
On a meager level, the topic of the face-slapping madman Peng Liqi also became popular, attracting many fans for Peng Peng.