Ji An didn't need to look to know that at this time, the speed of the barrage in the live broadcast room would most likely make the Great Wall's server stuck, and he probably didn't hold a mission weapon, and rode on the back of a living wild rhinoceros, the first person recorded by the camera.

It may be a bit arrogant to say this, but the title of "first person" should be enough to span the world, across ancient and modern China and the West.

It's a pity that in just over ten seconds, Ji An and the rhinoceros disappeared into the grove together.

At this time, the barrage was beating wildly, and Lu Xiaoming's anxious voice came from the walkie-talkie on Ji An's waist: "Huh~ Don't go in, I can't shoot when I go in!"

Ji An rolled his eyes, relying on the horseback riding skills he had practiced before, and his legs were long enough, he barely clamped the rhinoceros's broad body, lay on the rhinoceros's back, stabilized his figure, and picked up the walkie-talkie with his other hand: "Huh~ Damn, you should ride a horse, if you want it to turn, turn it?"

"Huh~......" Lu Xiaoming pressed the reply button on the walkie-talkie, but after thinking about it, he was speechless for a while. The bean sprouts really have nothing to say, they are all riding on the back of the rhinoceros, what else can they say?

Lu Xiaoming is anxious, and Ji An is also anxious, he has to inject the rhinoceros with a positioning chip in front of the camera, so that he can proceed to the next step and explain his previous meaningless teasing and harassment.

But under him was a wild rhinoceros who didn't open his emotional coordinates, Ji An really didn't know what to do, at this time, as the rhinoceros was bulky and heavy, his hind legs were raised about 2 fists above the ground, and with the length of the rhinoceros's legs, this degree was already considered flexible.

Ji An, who was lying on the back of the rhinoceros, began to bum, the horse had reins and stirrups for people to ride and control, this rhinoceros could only rely on Ji An's legs to clamp it, and its body was very wide, even though the amplitude of the rhinoceros was not large, but within two strokes, Ji An was turned upside down.

The rhinoceros noticed that the monkey on its back had landed, and with the little strength it had left, it accelerated with a bang.

Ji An saw that the afternoon's hard work was about to be in vain, and he pulled a butt of hatred, but fortunately this was a wood, and the rhinoceros had great inertia and poor eyesight, so he accelerated recklessly and ran towards a straight and thick baobab tree.

When the rhinoceros found out, it was too late to brake, and it would avoid its side head, but its wide body was facing the trunk of the tree, and there was a slight breaking sound from the trunk with a diameter of 70 cm, and the rhinoceros itself was "knocked down".

The stout baobab rhinoceros will definitely not be able to hit, even if it weighs more than 4 tons, and the momentum is conserved, since the tree does not move, the rhinoceros can only "bounce" and fall.

Fortunately, he avoided his head, but his broad body was obliquely rubbed against the trunk of the tree, and the tree probably had a little crack, but the rhinoceros was fine. Ji An took advantage of the rhinoceros to get up, caught up again, and flipped onto its back.

The rhinoceros turned and faced out of the grove.

The earliest tools of man were certainly not invented out of thin air, but were indiscriminately tried, such as the use of stone axes and stone knives, and such a shape was judged by instinct, and such a use was helpful to people's hunter-gatherer life, and then adults taught children, and passed down from generation to generation, until a certain generation produced the first civilization, and then explored the principle.

In the same way, Ji An had been fighting with the rhinoceros in the grove for 1 and a half hours before, and the rhinoceros hit the tree again and was ridden by the two-legged beast again, even if the rhinoceros was stupid, it should understand by instinct that the grove was not its home field, and it couldn't be used, so he turned around and ran towards the open grassland outside.

So, from the third perspective of the drone, the audience saw Ji An being "camelped" into the woods by a rhinoceros and disappeared for a period of time, and soon after, he rode a rhinoceros back into the audience's field of vision.

And this time, he had one more thing in his hand, and with both hands he was clutching the beast rope that had come around from under the rhinoceros's belly, similar to a rein, and was swaying up and down by the rhinoceros that was running and kicking at the same time, but he just couldn't fall down.

The Great Wall server was stuck again, and the barrage of Chinese languages flashed wildly, except for the ones that appeared on the screen immediately, and there was no time to look at the list next to them.

Putting aside the audience's prejudice against Ji An's bullying rhinoceros, let's just ask, who is still dissatisfied with this wild man galloping on the back of a rhinoceros? If you don't accept yourself, you can ride a rhinoceros, even if it is a rhinoceros raised in a zoo......

Regardless of whether the audience is convinced or not, Chinese netizens blow hard

Panda powder: "Ride a rhinoceros and drop a man, you are majestic and mighty." ”

Little Fist: "Little brother finally has his own exclusive mount." ”

"Mm-hmm, this mount is too stylish. ”

Onlookers netizens: "Harley, Ferrari count, can it be more expensive than a rhinoceros?

"I think such wild animals should be handed over to the state. ”

"Rhinos are inherently managed by the state. ”

"I'm talking about Ji An. ”

“…… Reasonable. ”

Although the rhinoceros is stubborn and short-tempered, it can't stand the long legs, full strength, and better physical strength of the man on its back, Ji An grabbed the beast rope, and his legs were between his broad body, whether the rhinoceros started the emergency stop and brake, turned around in place, or ran desperately, it was the monkey on his back.

Observation Group: "I'm suddenly a little scared of my little brother, just imagine, the rhinoceros can't handle him, we have to be ridden by him, and there is still a way to live?"

Don't talk about others, at this time, Zhuo Jun saw the barrage, "hissed" and gasped, the observation group is only YY at most, but she is really likely to suffer serious internal injuries, she can't get out of bed for a week, and she doesn't know how long it will take to walk after getting out of bed......

Zhuo Junling, whose face was pale, froze, turned on the mirror function of his mobile phone, looked at his beautiful face, and took out a lipstick from his bag.

The barrage continued, and Lu Xiaoming's voice came from the walkie-talkie on Ji An's waist: "Ji An, some viewers asked you if you were okay." ”

Ji An held the reins in one hand, took the walkie-talkie in the other, and replied in the back and forth of his body: "Brother is very good, they should ask the rhinoceros if there is anything wrong!"

Subsequently, the audience who didn't know why saw the barrage floating: "6666666"

At this time, in front of the desk, after Zhuo Jun put on the lipstick, he smashed his mouth twice in the mirror, looking very satisfied, put the lipstick back in the bag, and regained his former confidence again.

The rhinoceros is limited by its weight, and its bounce power is not as good as that of the crazy bull, and it is rare for the cowboy to have such a physical quality as Ji An, plus the rhinoceros has long been at the end of the crossbow, and the physical strength has been squeezed by Ji An before, and for many reasons, Ji An stabilized on the rhinoceros's back.

More than 20 minutes have passed, and today's reward from the Chinese audience is quite considerable, anyway, it is a one-time payment, and it is trivial to buy a BMW, and even if the rhinoceros is irritable, he is no longer willing to give the two-legged beast to ride, but the monkey is on its back, and what can be done if it can't be reversed?

The physical strength gauge has been negative, no matter how big the temper is, now there is only wheezing, and two unwilling breaths erupted from the nostrils above the rhinoceros square mouth, and stood still.

Seeing this, a crooked netizen said: "Houli crab, don't tell me that the rhinoceros was tamed by him." ”

At this time, Ji An found that the rhinoceros had calmed down, and he could move on to the next step, and reached into the crotch of his pants...... No, in his trouser pocket, he pulled out his syringe.

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