Chapter 142: You're Not Human

The next day, when a ray of sunlight shone into the living room, Yang Yiyun opened his eyes.

But the next moment, he almost screamed~

At this moment, he was lying on the sofa naked, and the point was that there was a sleek police flower Ning Ke lying next to him~

Look at the mess in the living room again~ He felt a burst of weakness in his heart, and recalled that everything last night was clearly presented in his mind.

"The special Essence Dragon Pill is harmful~"

Yang Yiyun cursed with a wry smile in his heart.

Thinking about it, he seemed to have lost his mind at the last moment yesterday, and it seemed to be a sign of madness in the cultivation scriptures left by his master.

But fortunately, Ning Ke's appearance finally didn't let him go crazy.

But now, after everything is normal, how to face Ning Ke is a difficult problem!

Seeing that there seemed to be tears on her face, Yang Yiyun felt guilty in his heart.

However, I really can't blame him yesterday, but at a critical moment, Ning Ke didn't believe that he took the medicine, and the result was ......

quietly got up and prepared to get dressed, but it turned out that whether it was his own clothes or Ning Ke's clothes, they were all strips of rags, and they were so dilapidated that they couldn't be worn at all.

took a blanket to cover his body, got up and walked to the bedroom, changed into a new set of clothes, he walked out, looked at Ning Ke who was sleeping on the sofa, walked to her and gently picked her up and walked to the bedroom.

After all, the sofa is not as comfortable as sleeping in the bed.

After putting the quilt on her, he walked out of the room and gently closed the door.

What Yang Yiyun didn't know at this time was that Ning Ke's face twitched a few times, and his head retracted into the quilt.

…………

In the living room, Yang Yiyun looked at the mess and began to clean up the battlefield.

Ten minutes later, after he cleaned up, there was a problem in front of him.

That is, Ning Ke's clothes were all torn into rags by him, and he wanted to buy clothes for her.

There are no women's clothes at home.

And you have to buy it from the inside out, and the coat is just that, the key is how to make him a big man?

After some struggle, Yang Yiyun still went downstairs, what can I do if I don't buy it?

Whether it was intentional or unintentional or incorrect, it is a fact that the rice is cooked, and it is also true that he must be responsible.

After going downstairs, Yang Yiyun drove to the nearest mall and walked into a women's underwear store.

After entering, the salesperson was very enthusiastic and asked him with a smile if he was buying underwear for his girlfriend.

Yang Yiyun could only nod awkwardly.

But when the salesman asked how big the size was, Yang Yiyun was a little dumbfounded, he knew that Ning Ke was very material, but it was not much size, so he simply became a local tyrant for a while and said to the salesperson: "You will bring me a few sets of large ones." ”

The salesperson was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he was overjoyed to meet a stupid hat tyrant, how many sets?

Hehe, two sets are also several sets, and nine sets are also several sets!

In a blink of an eye, the salesman stuffed a full nine sets into Yang Yiyun's hand, and said with a smile: "Sir, I have loaded a few sets for you in medium, large, and plus, please go to the cashier to settle the bill." ”

Yang Yiyun himself was very unnatural for a big man to buy underwear in a women's clothing store, and he took it to the cashier to check out without asking a few sets of questions from the salesperson.

As soon as the good guy checks out nine sets of underwear, it is really 110,000, and this is still a discount.

More than 100,000 yuan is not much for Yang Yiyun now, I heard that women's underwear is very expensive in school before, so I didn't care, and walked out after swiping the card.

In the end, he bought three sets of clothes for Ning Ke, which cost 90,000 yuan, and finally bought enough from the inside out.

I went out of the mall to the supermarket to buy some vegetables, ready to go home to cook, calculate the time, today is the weekend, and I don't have to worry about whether I have to go to work.

When I got home, I opened the door and found that Ning Ke was wearing a shirt of his, her hair was wet and she looked as if she had just taken a shower, and she was watching TV on the sofa with mink and monkey in her arms.

The two looked at each other, and Yang Yiyun was a little embarrassed and said, "Why don't you sleep for a while?"

Ning Ke's face turned red, and then he said coldly with a tense face: "I'm not a pig again~ I'm still sleeping at ten o'clock." ”

Hearing Ning Ke's cold voice, Yang Yiyun felt very bitter in his heart, what he was afraid of was that Ning Ke would settle accounts after waking up, and now it seems that the situation is really not good~

Immediately afterwards, Ning Ke spoke again, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Yang Yiyun almost fell headlong.

I only heard her voice full of coldness: "Yang Yiyun is a strong woman and a criminal policeman, do you know what the crime is?"

Yang Yiyun was embarrassed by the black line, and his heart was furious, but he knew that he couldn't quarrel with Ning Ke at this time, so he could only follow her and say good things.

Walking up to Ning Ke's side, he smiled and said, "Then I went to the mall to buy clothes for you, and I don't know if it's suitable to buy a few more sets, you go and try it, I'll cook for you." ”

Ning Ke originally wanted to curse Yang Yiyun, but when he saw the big bag in his hand, it turned out that he had gone out to buy clothes for her, and when he got up before, he found that Yang Yiyun was not there, and he thought that this bastard had absconded in fear of crime, but he was wrongly blamed.

Thinking of this, the anger in her heart disappeared a little, and now she really needs clothes, thinking about the picture of this bastard who roughly tore her whole body last night, Ning Ke couldn't help but blush while being angry.

Her first time was gone, and she was taken away by Yang Yiyun, a bastard, in a daze, which made her feel very uncomfortable, if she was wearing a gun at this moment, she would definitely shoot this bastard, right?

Thinking in her heart, she snorted coldly, she grabbed the bag of clothes in Yang Yiyun's hand and wanted to go to the bedroom to change clothes.

But as soon as she moved, she couldn't help but scream, slumped on the sofa, and when she took a shower somewhere, she saw that it was so red and swollen.

"It's all this bastard, she was the embodiment of a beast last night, back and forth eleven times, and she fainted three times in between. Ning Ke cursed in his heart.

Yang Yiyun saw Ning Ke's pale face and a painful look, and hurriedly went to help her and said, "You're fine, right?"

When Ning Ke heard Yang Yiyun ask such a question, he became more and more angry, and he glared and cursed: "Bastard Yang Yiyun, you are not human~"

"Eh~ What's wrong with me?" Yang Yiyun looked innocent.

"You ...... last night" Ning Ke was so angry that he almost lost his words, and hurriedly stopped.

But at this time, Yang Yiyun understood a little, and looked at the moment when she was holding her stomach with one hand, and instantly understood that it was ...... Ahem, what did she ...... last night?

"Ahem~" Yang Yiyun coughed twice in embarrassment, his face flushed, and at this time he forcibly grabbed Ning Ke and hugged him.

"Bastard, what are you doing? You let go of me?" Ning Ke was startled when Yang Yiyun picked him up, thinking that he was going to be beastly again, she was really scared, and hurriedly shouted.

However, Yang Yiyun was even a couple, but her face was heavy, and she slapped her buttocks and said, "Don't make trouble, I'll go into the bedroom for you to treat." ”

This scared Ning Ke was a little aggrieved, and it hurt a little, after all, she didn't dare to make a fuss, she also understood that the bastard Yang Yiyun was indeed good in medical skills, maybe it could really help her relieve it, it was too painful, it was difficult to walk, and she finished taking a shower with tears just now.

After Yang Yiyun carried Ning Ke into the bedroom and put him on the bed, he turned his palm and took out a quenching pill that he had refined yesterday, divided it into two halves, took out half of it and said to Ning Ke: "Open your mouth and swallow it~"

Ning Ke is a criminal police officer who often arrests criminals, and the Quenching Pill can increase her physique, Yang Yiyun was afraid that she would not be able to bear the whole pill, so he gave her half of it, thinking that he would use his true qi to help her resolve it later, and he could eliminate the pain in her body faster.

Facing the pill that Yang Yiyun took out, Ning Ke smelled a smell of medicine, and subconsciously opened his mouth, and was instantly stuffed into his mouth by Yang Yiyun.

"It's ......"

"Don't speak, since you know the existence of the ancient martial artist, I will teach you a mental mantra today, follow me carefully, don't have distracting thoughts. ”

Yang Yiyun actually turned out a cultivation technique called "Zixia Decision" in his mind, and was going to take the opportunity to guide Ning Ke to cultivate the truth today, of course, in order to avoid trouble when giving her the general, he could only say that it was a martial arts method, anyway, Ning Ke knew that the ancient martial artist existed.

Hearing Yang Yiyun's serious words, Ning Ke was stunned, she did know about ancient martial artists, and there were people in her family who were real ancient martial artists, and she had been envious since she was a child that her sister who was accepted as a disciple of the Huaxia Mysterious Sect could cultivate ancient martial arts, but it was a pity that she didn't have that opportunity.

Now hearing that Yang Yiyun actually said that he wanted to teach her to cultivate the heart method, Ning Ke's heart suddenly moved.

Only Yang Yiyun sat on the bed and put his hands on her back, and suddenly Ning Ke felt a stream of heat appear in his body.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Yang Yiyun instruct again: "Follow me ~ Purple Qi comes from the east, the morning glow is full of sky, the inner Zhou Tian, the ten directions of heaven and earth ......"

Hearing the words that came out of Yang Yiyun's mouth, Ning Ke suddenly felt that his mind was calm, and he also read it with Yang Yiyun!