Chapter 213: The Evolution of the Perfect Husband 2
Ji An found a very amazing thing, the rice cooker was originally his normal amount, but after it was fried, it became a big pot.
was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, of course, the more the merrier, Ji An sat cross-legged beside Dayu with a bowl of golden egg fried rice, watched the cartoon on the big screen, and ate it with Sprite.
In the live broadcast room
"I really didn't expect to see someone eating next to a panda with a rice bowl. ”
"Anchor, next time, just let Dayu serve it together, you eat your egg fried rice, Dayu eats its nest head. ”
"Damn, did I open it the wrong way, or did the aura really revived?"
"What's going on? Didn't anyone call the police?" the two men had apparently just come in, and were frightened......
Dayu saw Ji An eating next to him, and the bear's nose sniffed into his bowl. Ji An knew that this product didn't taste the taste, and he didn't give up, and he didn't hide, so he scooped a spoonful of egg fried rice and sent it over. Dayu stretched out his pink tongue and licked it, realizing that it was not sweet, with a disgusted expression, he turned his head and continued to look at the big screen intently.
Ji An put a spoon in his mouth with his backhand.
It blew up in the live broadcast room
"Anchor, I just licked it by a panda. ”
"New here, right? That's because you haven't seen how the little brother eats dog food. ”
"This ......"
"I've been sprinkled with dog food. ”
"I have a question, can people really eat dog food? Is it delicious, and won't it hurt when you finish eating?"
Ji An put a large spoonful into his mouth, and while chewing, he said vaguely: "How do you say this question......
I don't dare to boast about anything else, but eating dog food, to tell you the truth, I ate many flavors when I was a child, chicken-flavored, beef-flavored, braised beef-flavored, emmm......
Come, let me tell you, it's actually delicious, and it tastes different. Describe it to you like this, just like if you have eaten fasting for more than ten years and eaten meat for the first time, the deer in your heart is thumping.
It's crunchy, it's delicious, and I won't tell you it tastes like a curry-flavored crunch because I'm afraid you'll get addicted.
In fact, a sad story happened later, when I was beaten up by my parents...... Why do I say beating? Because not only did I steal it, but I also gave it to my neighbors, my classmates...... But they all say it's delicious, and they ask me every day, but what can I do, who makes me feel good?"
The live broadcast room was suddenly lively, and far away on the other side of the ocean, the bean sprouts in the student apartment had a frozen smile on his face, becoming more and more ugly, he remembered that Ji An had given him a curry-flavored crispy wedge, due to the unique shape, and another reason, he asked Ji An where to buy it.
Lu Xiaoming gritted his teeth and said. "No wonder I never bought it again!"
Ji An had just eaten half of the egg fried rice in the bowl, "Oh oh~~~~ Oh oh~~~~" There was a high-pitched roar outside, Ji An quickly poured a big mouthful of Sprite and swallowed it, put down the sea bowl and ran to the tree hole.
Victoria's Secret took a nap and woke up uncomfortably again, relieved by shouting.
Ji An looked at the carrots and apples he had just held in his hand, and estimated that he couldn't eat them in Victoria's Secret in his current state, so he stuffed them into his pocket and reached out to caress the female cat's back, cheek and chin.
Victoria's Secret lay down again, and Ji An helped it rub its head to continue to relieve it.
More than ten minutes later, Victoria's Secret fell asleep again, and Ji An got up cautiously and went back to lunch.
On the other side, Dayu saw that the black and white fat man on the screen was more flexible than it, and expressed his dissatisfaction, and he rolled over and stood up after being skilled, and also wanted to concave a golden rooster in an independent shape, and accidentally kicked over the sea bowl next to him, and the egg fried rice spilled on the ground.
Dayu's forefoot fell to the ground, lowered his head, not to pick up egg fried rice, it didn't care if the egg fried rice was sprinkled or not, its attention turned to the long-curious Sprite jar, sniffed closely, and then licked the edge of the Sprite jar, felt that the taste was good, very suitable for its taste, so he squatted on the spot, opened the bear paw, held it with his thumb, and pinched it flat.
Just taking advantage of it, Dayu learned from Ji An to raise his hand and pour it into his mouth......
Ji An returned to the glass room, blinked and froze, and there was a short silence in the live broadcast room, and the rewards and barrage flew together.
“66666”
"Are you sure this isn't a person wearing a panda suit and playing in it?"
"How much endorsement fee did Sprite give Dayu?
"Three-way triple. ”
"My brain is white......
However, although Dayu is born in a Rui beast, after all, he is still a panda, and if he wants to pour Sprite into his mouth, first of all, the mouth structure is not suitable, and the gurgling and clear drink flowing out of the hole poured his face.
The big bear licked the corners of its mouth with its tongue, felt that it tasted quite good, and poured itself into the face again.
Ji An smiled and asked the base, "Can pandas drink Sprite?"
Chen Weiguo: "Soda water is only sweetened, you can drink it, but you can't give it often." ”
Ji An nodded.
Then, he saw that his unfinished egg fried rice had been spilled, pointed to the ground and asked the culprit, "You did this?"
"Hmm. Dayu said confidently.
Ji An opened his mouth to say something, but after thinking about it, it was a very stupid thing to worry about whether to eat rice in a bowl or on the ground with a panda.
Seeing that Dayu's attention had turned back to the big screen, he sighed, and if he wanted to fry another egg fried rice, he had to cook the rice first, so he had to take out the apple in his pocket, wipe it on his clothes, and bite it.
Dayu, who was stained with Sprite, found that he tasted good, his eyes did not leave the cartoon, and he lowered his head and licked it.
Ji An said: "Dayu, netizens ask you, is the rolling on the tip of your tongue delicious?"
"Hmm!" Dayu replied affirmatively.
"Well, you're big!" Ji An's fingers wearing metal rings moved lightly, paused the picture, and kicked his big ass: "Come out with me." ”
If Dayu's Sprite is not washed off, it will not be long before it is worthy of the name of Brother Mud and his father.
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In the afternoon, Ji An went back and forth between the tree hole and the glass house, and there was no time to soak in the hot springs, and it was the night when it was really difficult.
The next morning, Ji An crawled out of the tree hole with dark circles under his eyes, but he couldn't help it, and his legs were numbed by Victoria's Secret pillow again.
One night, Victoria's Secret was uncomfortable, and he was not happy, as long as Victoria's Secret woke up, he had to wake up with him, and he only fell asleep in the tree hole for less than 3 hours intermittently.
However, the effort pays off in the end.
On December 7th, Ji An finally harvested the brain-dead fans he had been longing for for a long time.
Also on December 7, more than one female tyrant brushed up in the live broadcast room: "I will jump over the wall with 500 Buddhas and take you Ji An for one night." ”
What's more, on this morning, two pink little rolls came into the world in anticipation.