Chapter Seventy-One: It's okay to keep fit, but special functions are nonsense

Liu Lang saw that the other party was an old man about sixty-four or five years old, with silver hair without a trace of black, although he was not young, he was in good spirits, and his emaciated body seemed to be very energetic.

"Lao Lu, you don't have to worry about those people, I think it won't take long for this qigong wind to pass. ”

"It won't take long? Hmph, Lao Dong, don't say that, even the people above are interested in qigong, I'm afraid this trend will not be too short, if everyone goes to practice qigong, what kind of construction and production will they do? Our country can't afford to withstand such a toss!"

"Okay, okay, Lao Lu, put this matter aside for now, Liu Lang, I brought it to you!"

"Liu Lang, oh, by the way, it's the prodigy you strongly recommend, he's a miracle in your mouth, not to mention math problems, and you can see the shortcomings of the dual-track system when you read the newspaper......... Come on, come on, let me see!"

Seeing Liu Lang, the old man's expression improved a lot, and he walked to the front and sat in front of Liu Lang.

"You are Liu Lang's family, come, don't stand, sit, Xiaohu, come and pour some water. ”

The other party shouted towards the next room, and a young man of twenty-seven or eighteen years old immediately ran over.

"Hello, child, my name is Lu Mingzhi, what's your name?"

Minister Lu asked with a smile.

Well, you just called me by my name, and now you ask me in turn, is this a sign of retardation?

Liu Lang said secretly in his heart, but he still replied respectfully: Grandpa Lu, you already called me Liu Lang just now.

"Oh, haha, the kids are very fast!"

Lu Mingzhi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

"Lao Lu, don't treat him as a three-year-old child, otherwise you will suffer!"

Dong Changshan said.

"Okay, I underestimated you just now, now I'll test you, you read this newspaper, I'll see how many words you can recognize!"

The other party brought over a newspaper with the words "internal reference" written on it.

"Read this text!"

Lu Mingzhi pointed.

Liu Lang was also polite, and took it over and read it.

"Notice on the establishment of the Qigong Research Association ............!"

This internal reference article has more than 3,000 words, and there are many rare words in it, of course Liu Lang has no problem, but many of the words are simplified words, this kind of simplified words only existed for three or four years before they were canceled because they were too ugly to simplify, these words Liu Lang had not learned at all in his previous life, and could only rely on the understanding of the context.

Liu Lang spent more than five minutes reading this article, which meant that various ministries and commissions should vigorously promote the "cultivation" of qigong, and there were many examples listed in it, such as what such and such a person can do to cure diseases, such and such a person can take things out of thin air, and such and such a person can also see things through the wall.

"Uh-huh, yes, awesome, awesome!"

Lu Mingzhi on the side was amazed, the article of more than 3,000 words is almost exactly the same, and this kind of literacy ability is not much different from that of college students.

"Xiao Liu Lang, I have learned your ability to read and write, there is almost no mistake in these more than 3,000 words, you can know so many words at the age of three, and the name of the prodigy is well deserved......... By the way, I heard your grandfather Dong say that you can see the loopholes in our national policy by reading the newspaper, so let me ask you, what do you think of this article?"

Lu Mingzhi pointed to this internal reference with his finger and asked.

"Write one?"

Liu Lang also nodded and asked rhetorically.

"That's right, this is it!"

"Well, then I'll send this article fourteen words!"

"Which fourteen words?"

"It's no problem to keep fit, but the special function is nonsense!"

Liu Lang replied directly.

"Haha......... Hahaha.........!"

Lu Mingzhi and Dong Changshan were stunned for a moment and then laughed at the same time.

"It's okay to be a good body, the special function is nonsense, it's good, it's good!"

Lu Mingzhi took the case.

"Look, even a three-year-old child can understand, why can't we adults understand? I don't think I can't understand it, but I don't want to understand ..........

Anyone who says this kind of thing is either a fool or has an ulterior motive, and a hundred years ago the Boxers boasted that they could be invulnerable, but what was the result? Instead of being hit by the enemy's guns, flesh and blood flew around? If you continue to be so stupid, you will be misleading the country!"

Lu Mingzhi felt it and scolded again.

"Grandpa Lu, you said it very well, these things are all nonsense, how can we make the country rich and strong by relying on them? If the country wants to be strong, it needs to learn technology, not engage in any crooked ways. ”

Liu Lang's milky tone was firm.

"Well, Xiao Liu Lang, you said it too well, you said it too well, now the country needs a genius like you, the more the better, the more the better!"

Lu Mingzhi patted Liu Lang's shoulder excitedly.

"Poof!"

Liu Lang stood unsteadily and sat on the ground.

"Lao Lu, slow down!"

Dong Changshan on the side jumped up in fright and hugged Liu Lang.

"Oh, I see I'm a little confused with excitement, little Liu Lang, I'm sorry!"

Lu Mingzhi hurriedly apologized to Liu Lang.

"It's okay, it's okay!"

Liu Lang waved his hand again and again.

Although Liu Lang's answer just now made Lu Mingzhi feel surprised, but now that he has reacted, the other party is still too small.

"Liu Lang, what are you reading now?"

Lu Mingzhi stretched out his hand and hugged Liu Lang over and asked.

"Mom and Dad bought me a lot of books, all of which are history, and I can understand them all!"

"Yes, but have you studied the school textbooks?"

"Well, Grandpa Xiao bought me a junior high school textbook, and I have read it too!"

"Oh, so you know all the textbooks for junior high school?"

"Almost!"

"Okay, then I'm going to test you again.......... ”

Before Lu Mingzhi finished speaking, Dong Changshan on the side interjected: Old Lu, don't always take this and that, it's noon now, and people haven't eaten yet!

"Oh?"

Lu Mingzhi looked at his watch, and sure enough, it was already twelve o'clock at noon.

"Oh, I forgot about this stubble, come, a few of you come with me, let's have a bite in the cafeteria at noon, and after eating, you will live in the guest house of the Education Commission, not far from here, tonight......... Not today, there is a meeting to be held, tomorrow, tomorrow during the day you will have a good stroll in the capital, go to Tiananmen Square to see, and the Forbidden City, and then go to the zoo to see, children, small animals must be liked, and then tomorrow night to my treat, let you have a big meal!"

Wang Kang Kang and Liu Donglai nodded again and again, the other party is high and powerful, and what the other party says is naturally what it is.

When a few people arrived at the cafeteria, Lu Mingzhi deliberately asked the master of the kitchen to make a small fried meat, which was also his "privilege" as the director of the Education Commission.

"Come on, come on, you only arrived in the morning, I'm afraid you're hungry now, you're welcome, you can eat!"

Lu Mingzhi greeted a few people.