Chapter 5: I Won't Eat You
Unexpectedly, at the last moment, the hammer got out of his hand and smashed next to Xiang Yu.
The driver's muscular man laughed twice, "I'm afraid, then be honest, don't make trouble for us!"
"Yes, yes, keep your mouth clean!" The man with the cigarette was about to poke his fingers into Xiang Yu's eyes, and it could be seen that he was really angry.
"Do you know why I call you stupid?" Xiang Yu didn't mean to back down. Two stupid thieves with insufficient intelligence, but a powerful weapon he used against the Mary Sue modifier.
"You're still saying!" the man gestured with his fist.
"Hmph, I have a company with a market value of 50 billion yuan, and you two kidnapped me for a ransom of 100,000 yuan?
Xiang Yu was very excited, even if he learned that he was kidnapped, he didn't have such a violent reaction.
"Five, five tens of billions!"
Two kidnappers, you look at me, I look at you, staring at each other with big eyes.
"That's right, 50 billion. Knowing that I'm so valuable, are you sure that I only need a ransom of 100,000?"
Just when Xiang Yu was thinking hard about how to deal with the family business, two stupid thieves came to the door. In his opinion, it is a great opportunity.
Get your hands on it, and you can even get the perfect getaway from the starter pack given by the Mary Sue modifier.
The muscular man was a little smarter, and looked Xiang Yu up and down several times, "Are you really called Xiang Yu?"
"That's right. I am indeed the son of the forward. ”
"Have a son who cheats me like this?"
Stupid thieves are not easy to fool, but fortunately, Xiang Yu is witty enough, and immediately showed a sad and angry expression, and said, "There is someone outside him forward......"
The muscular man laughed so much that the folds on his face were stretched, "You added a younger brother to you?"
"That's right. ”
I don't know if Lao Xiang is sneezing now?
"We understand, are you taking revenge on your son?"
Xiang Yu nodded, and almost shed two lines of aggrieved tears.
The muscular man slapped his thigh, "I'll call you Lao Tzu and ask him for 50 billion!"
"I promise not to let you go to the police, you take the money and go to the free, don't take care of me. ”
So, the man with the cigarette called forward excitedly, "Xiangqian, you and your son are in my hands, take 50 billion and bring them." No, no, knock him on the shell of the brain!"
The mobile phone was turned on publicly, and he was silent for a few seconds before he said: "Your daughter-in-law is in my bed, I will give her 50 billion now, you wait." ”
Xiang Yu: "......"
Lao Xiang, I didn't see it, he was still an old driver.
"Bastard, bastard. You're numb, paralyzed!"
In the face of the kidnapper who was suddenly called "Ma Ma", he was more certain that someone was playing a prank. Just about to hang up, I heard Xiang Yu's cry.
"Lao Xiang, save me, I've been kidnapped!"
"Xiaoyu, is it really you?"
"Lao Xiang, 50 billion. No more, no less, as long as 50 billion, you can bring your own son home!"
Forward was silent again.
"Xiaoyu, is the five memories given by my father not enough pocket money? You can say it bluntly, I will give five more memories to me. ”
"Don't, don't, I'm really in danger, if you don't take the ransom of 50 billion, they will tear up the ticket!"
In just a few minutes, Xiang Yu exerted his lifelong acting skills. It was a heart-rending howl. A manly man, bleeding without tears, crying is a very shameful thing. However, Xiang Yu is completely sincere: his own mother has let the Mary Sue modifier be lost, and the dignity of a man or anything is not important at all.
Fortunately, Lao Xiang finally believed it and was anxious: "Don't touch my son, I agreed to your conditions." ”
Immediately afterward, there was another tense negotiation.
The two parties agreed on the way to release the money and the person, and then hung up the phone.
For this result, Xiang Yu is satisfied.
If you can successfully solve the company, you don't owe the Mary Sue modifier.
Hopefully it will go well.
The beautiful vision has just begun, and the two stupid thieves are too excited to stop and relax.
Seeing that they were seriously looking for a public toilet, Xiang Yu sincerely suggested: "Just solve it on the side of the road." ”
The man who was smoking a cigarette all the time glanced at him with disgust: "You are really unqualified!"
Xiang Yu: "......"
Okay, I don't have the quality, you who are kidnappers have the quality.
So, he watched as the two stupid thieves parked the car in an orderly manner and left him alone in the car.
"Crooked, don't you think it's inappropriate?"
"Less nonsense!"
Luckily, the muscular man still knows how to close the car door. However, before they could master the strength, they only took a few steps out, and the door bounced open on its own after the impact.
"Crooked, are you sure you're leaving?"
Xiang Yu tried to stop the two stupid thieves, but they ran away with their crotches in their mouths. Didn't reassure him in the slightest.
So, the hostages were left to fend for themselves, stretching out their only movable foot and trying to close the car door.
As soon as his toes straightened, a shadow suddenly appeared in front of him.
At that moment, Xiang Yu's heartbeat followed the clockwork.
Really......
Just as he had guessed, a fateful encounter still happened.
He looked up in a daze...... The first thing that catches the eye is a long black hair that is flamboyant and fluttering, and a pair of standard Danfeng eyes. The eyeliner is sharply raised, and the cool eyeshadow appropriately shows the coldness of a woman.
She first glanced at the van, and then looked at Xiang Yu, who was tied up by five flowers in the car.
"Trouble?"
Of course I can't admit it.
Seeing the beauty that suddenly appeared as an accomplice to the Mary Sue modifier, Xiang Yu shook his head firmly.
Before he could explain, the big beauty directly opened the door of the staging room and stepped on the accelerator, and Xiang Yu's tears almost didn't fall.
is worthy of the Mary Sue element injected into the modifier, what a big beauty, and her personality is the same as the domineering president in the novel that Ren Yi reads - it's just unreasonable!
Xiang Yu is so angry.
"You park, I'm just entertaining myself, it's a game I play with myself, in short...... You don't understand it. "Xiang Yu really doesn't know how to make it up.
The big beauty raised her eyebrows and looked at Yu through the rearview mirror, "Man, don't be so stubborn, even if you owe me a favor, you don't have to pay it back for the time being." ”
Xiang Yu: "......"
He's starting to feel a little sick in his stomach now.
In the past, it was one thing to watch film and television dramas, novels, and comics with Ren Yi, but it was really immersive to experience it, and Xiang Yu only deeply experienced the word shame.
Ignoring Xiang Yu's explanation, the big beauty drove the van all the way into the city and stopped at the bustling neighborhood.
"You're safe. ”
The beauty got out of the car, and it seemed that she wanted to help Xiang Yu untie the ropes on her body.
"No, I'll do it myself. ”
"How did you come by yourself, don't worry, I won't eat you. ”
That's enough......
Goosebumps all over my body rose.
Xiang Yu lost his mind, and the great beauty has already begun to do it.
"No, you can't touch me, don't!"
Seeing that the plan was half successful, and an inexplicable beauty stirred up the situation halfway, Xiang Yu's frustration turned into unwillingness, and he struggled desperately.
The half-untied rope was put on the beauty in a daze, and Xiang Yu watched in amazement as she was pulled by herself, and pressed towards herself.
At that moment, Xiang Yu's face darkened.
Here comes one of the Mary Sue classic episodes.
Usually, it is the male protagonist who accidentally pounces on the female protagonist. Mary modifier said before that in his world, the identity of the male and female protagonists was completely replaced, and the one who was pounced on became him......