Chapter 149: I've Been on the Road
"I've been on the road, walking in a direction with no end, and people around me say that every end is death......"
Two white coaches drove slowly on the country road, the cool autumn breeze continued to blow on the face, and the stereo also played brisk music, although the sound effect was really scummy, but this is the last day people who hovered on the line of life and death, and listening to music for a ride was definitely the supreme enjoyment.
"Damn, corpse pig, the second senior brother has changed corpses......
Chen Guangda, who was driving, suddenly screamed in surprise, and saw a big fat pig covered in rot, running to the highway with a bang, and rushing towards the car with four hooves, only to see it hit the triangle in front of the car, and the triangle with a tricky angle directly shoveled it high and fell into the pond on the side of the road with a "bang".
"Huang Daya's craftsmanship is really good, but it's a pity that the idea is too ......"
Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and shook his head helplessly, the two cars had been covered with thin steel bars, not only the luggage rack with materials on the top, but also the front and back of the car were also installed with a solid triangular impact angle, as long as they didn't encounter a powerful living corpse like the fat corpse king, hundreds of living corpses were a drizzle for them.
"Wow! it's so beautiful here......"
Liu Sha in the back row suddenly leaned on the window, looking at the surrounding scenery in amazement, the car had already driven between the two mountains, surrounded by a lush bamboo sea, a breeze blew countless bamboo leaves immediately rattled, just like a green wave is constantly rippling, even a layman like Chen Guangda is deeply relaxed.
"It's really beautiful, if only I could live here, there must not be many living corpses here......"
Yan Qing in the passenger seat also looked out of the car with a longing face, there didn't seem to be many houses between the bamboo seas, and it was even more safe to be wrapped by two mountains, looking like a quiet paradise from a distance.
"Look at those signs clearly and then ......"
Chen Guangda suddenly pointed to the two billboards on the side of the road, and said helplessly: "There are at least five or six resorts along the way, as long as you dare to throw an aunt's towel outside, relatives from ten miles and eight towns will come to visit you.
"Have you been to this one, there are no roads on the map......"
Yan Qing glanced at the mobile phone navigation worriedly, they were now completely "floating" on a blank area, and Chen Guangda's old face turned red and said embarrassedly: "It seems that the intersection should have turned before, but it doesn't matter, as long as the general direction is right, and the more places that are not shown on the map, the fewer living corpses!"
Yan Qing pursed her lips and didn't speak, leaning on the window to enjoy the rare rural scenery, but after a while, a row of strange private cars suddenly appeared in front of her, more than a dozen cars not only parked neatly on the side of the road, but also the windshield and license plate were blocked, one of which turned out to be a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
"Is this a convoy of rural funerals......
Yan Qing looked ahead in surprise, there were only a few living corpses wandering around, and there were many broken corpses scattered on the ground, it was estimated that something happened to these people not long after they stopped.
"Probably not......
Chen Guangda slowly parked the car uphill, shook his head and said: "No matter how earthy the funeral procession is, it is impossible to use Rolls-Royce with Geely, this style is really out of tune, and the pomp and circumstance here in the countryside is bigger than in the city!"
Saying that, Chen Guangda pushed open the door and got out of the car, holding a short spear and beckoning lightly to the back, Yang Hao jumped down from the car behind, and directly bent the bow and arrows and began to kill the living corpses in front of him, and the sound of the bow and arrow breaking through the air was even smaller than the sound of coughing, just watching the living corpses fall one after another, but it didn't cause much noise at all.
"What's the matter? Do you want to change the Rolls-Royce to play tricks......"
Zhang Mang ran over with his arm shield and fart, and fell in love with the most dazzling Rolls-Royce at a glance, but Chen Guangda shook his head and walked up with a short spear, and after stabbing the last living corpse with a spear, he shouted with a wave of his hand: "If you want to pee, hurry down and pee, and those who don't pee will come and search the car with me!"
"I'll search, this is my strength......"
Wang Dafu ran over quickly with his fat hand, who knew that before Chen Guangda could stop him, he actually pulled open the door of a Tiggo car, and a female living corpse pounced out of the car with a "hula", and pressed the fat man to the ground with one head.
Wang Dafu immediately fell and screamed, in a hurry, he actually grabbed the neck of the living corpse, shook his head and slammed desperately into the head of the living corpse, the petite living corpse actually knocked him to the ground in a few strokes, and Wang Dafu followed a fat dragon to turn over, touched a stone and slammed it on her head.
"Let you scare me, let you scare me......"
Wang Dafu scolded when he smashed it, his expression was extremely nervous, until the head of the living corpse was smashed by him, he fell to the ground and gasped, and Chen Guangda walked up and scolded with a smile: "Fatty! I didn't expect you to have two more strokes to play with your life, I think the rest of the car will be handed over to you to search!"
"Brother Guang! these cars are queuing up here, right?,This girl doesn't wear pants......"
Wang Dafu got up panting, and hurriedly pulled away from the fatal topic, while Chen Guangda looked at the bare-bottomed living corpse on the ground, nodded and said: "No wonder they cover the windows and license plates, but the people here are really bold, and the first time they saw the quaint line, they were not afraid of meeting acquaintances!"
"This scenery is so good, it must be a holy place for car shocks......"
Wang Dafu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and let it aside, and everyone also walked up and looked curiously at the car, this bare-ass female living corpse obviously ate her object, and the whole car was almost full of terrifying plasma minced meat, and before he got close, he could smell a strong stench.
"Gott~"
Ma Li, who had just joined the team, ran away suddenly, rushed to the side of the road and opened her mouth to vomit, but Liu Sha pulled out a bloody satchel nonchalantly, and opened it directly after shaking off the fingers on it, but she then pouted and said: "No wonder the car shook when she ran out, there are only more than 200 yuan on a big man, and the ignorant girl is really easy to deceive now, and she can make an appointment with Tiggo when she opens the stage!"
"What kind ......of car did you have?
Chen Guangda looked at her with bad intentions, although Liu Sha is only an entry-level goddess, but people not only have big breasts and big butts, but also a serious intellectual, just the title of beautiful college teacher can make people flock to it, and Chen Guanglian didn't want to touch anyone else even on his toes in the past.
"Why! People are well-behaved female teachers, I haven't tried car shock until now, and my BMW Z4 can't shake it, why don't you try it with others......"
Liu Sha immediately looked at Chen Guangda with embarrassment, knowing that her status as a teacher could best provoke Chen Guangda's desire to conquer, but before she could finish speaking, Zhu Jinwen suddenly shouted behind her: "Che Che Che Che Brother Guang! Your car is running, stop it!"
Everyone instinctively looked back, only to see that the car parked downhill was rushing straight up, and the faster and faster speed made everyone want to stop it, so they could only watch it crash headlong into a BMW, not only to make a big hole in the door, but also to explode the airbag on the door.
"I'm going!" who's in the car......"
Chen Guangda was shocked to check left and right, but all eight people, including him, were outside, and before his words could be heard, another coach car actually started by itself, rushing straight up the slope, and Zhu Jinwen, who was tall and tall, quickly pounced on it, and pedaled the ground to stop the car.
"Everbright......! No one in the car ......"
Zhang Mang hurriedly ran up to take a look, his face turned white with a brush, and he opened his mouth in disbelief, and Yan Qing also hurriedly ran to the side of the BMW to check, who knew that she also took a step back suddenly, and said with an extremely ugly face: "Husband......! I don't have anyone on this one!"
"You're not going to run into a big-headed ghost again, are you......?
Wang Dafu looked around with a sad face, and the frightened women all shrank together in horror, but Chen Guangda frowned and said, "Impossible! This kind of mutated living corpse is absolutely impossible to be everywhere, and the big-headed ghost has no ability to control the vehicle to start by itself!"
"Sixth brother, look at the ...... on the ground."
Yang Hao suddenly pointed to the ground and screamed, everyone immediately instinctively looked towards the ground, who knew that the puddle of black blood flowing from the head of the living corpse actually flowed all the way down the ground to the top of the slope, Chen Guangda instantly gasped, and said in shock: "What a hell, the water will flow to a high place!"
"I'll try ......"
Wang Dafu turned around directly and sprinkled urine on the ground, who knew that the urine really flowed all the way to the top of the slope, and everyone was shocked and speechless, but Yan Qing pointed to a big stone tablet on the slope at this time and smiled: "Don't scare yourself, take a look there, this place is a strange slope!"
"Strange slope?"
Chen Guangda ran up and looked ahead, a white stone tablet was clearly marked with the two big characters "strange slope", and there was a row of explanatory texts of strange phenomena below, Chen Guangda suddenly realized that the so-called strange slope was just an error caused by vision, they regarded the downhill as an uphill slope, and the car would start by itself without pulling the handbrake.
"No wonder they all came here to line up for the car to shake, it can be refreshing while seeing the freshness, the people here are really good at playing......"
Chen Guang shook his head with a smile, turned around and waved his hand to let everyone start searching for the vehicle, but he himself ran to the front of the Rolls-Royce upside down, looking at the golden "Flying Goddess" logo on the front of the car, he rubbed his hands very excitedly, and directly broke off the car mark.
"I'll go! This thing is absolutely pure gold......
As soon as the car mark was in hand, Chen Guangda was shocked, and the heavy feeling was seven or eight pounds, and everyone immediately gathered around to look at it, and even Liu Sha said in amazement: "This is the real local tyrant, if you drive this car to stop at the gate of our university, the student girl will simply climb up!"
"Everbright! What kind of car did you drive before, it should be very profitable to do funerals......"
Zhang Mang took the car logo and grinded it the ground, until the color revealed inside was still pure gold, and he was sure that this thing was really 24K, who knew that Chen Guangda actually laughed shamelessly: "Of course, my brother used to drive a 7 series BMW, and it was the end of the day just when he was about to change to Daben!"
"Yo~ You're a Santana BMW, or the latest 3000 series......"
Yan Qing directly dismantled his platform, not leaving him any face, Chen Guangda's old face turned red and red, and he shouted angrily: "Don't you just drive a tattered little Audi yourself, what qualifications do you have to laugh at Lao Tzu's Santana chariot, I am a commemorative limited edition, the configuration is the same as the A6, how many little sluts want to climb on my car, I am not happy to carry it!"
"Yes, yes, a good car depends on who drives it, and the sixth master is the most handsome even if he drives a tractor......"
Liu Sha immediately grabbed him with a smile, Chen Guangda snorted proudly and reached out to pull the car door, seeing that the car door couldn't be pulled, he waved a short spear and wanted to smash it, but Yan Qing gently pulled the front door open, and then said lightly: "Only by opening the front door first can you open the back door!"
"You're familiar with this car, so you're going for a ride with people......"
Chen Guangda narrowed his eyes and looked her up and down, obviously hiding his embarrassment, but Yan Qing opened the back door with his hand, and directly popped out an umbrella engraved with the Rolls-Royce logo from the car door, and said with a smile after opening it with a "hula": "Of course! There are not a thousand but eight hundred to chase my son-in-law, what is a Rolls-Royce!"
"Cut~ What a fart! I chase not a thousand goddesses, but eight hundred......"
Chen Guangda crooked his mouth with disdain, but after kicking the car door, he was happy, a whole set of sexy underwear was thrown on the seat, and a very sexy black sundress was left next to him, he pinched the small pants and looked at them and smiled lewdly: "It seems that this girl didn't change when she had an accident, and ran away with her bare buttocks!"
"I'll see how it looks......"
Wang Dafu squeezed over again, and directly opened someone's high-end leather bag, who knew that after he took out his ID card to take a look, he instantly stared at his eyes round and round, and shouted in shock: "Damn! This woman is also shocked!"