Chapter 364: Huhu
MC nail feels more and more that this world is very different from the world it is familiar with, hungry to make a call, want to go out to make a call, empty and lonely, as long as you make a call, all sent to the door, this day is more comfortable than the previous emperor.
And the food is no longer expensive, it is really difficult to starve people to death in these years, the real gold is expensive, but those barren mountains and mountains, even the flower bears that can be seen everywhere in the past have now become national treasures, and there are 600,000 rewards for taking a photo of the tiger in the forest. MC nails can't figure out how to do this, why do the barren mountains and mountains that are already there need to be protected?
If you can't figure it out, you can't figure it out, since it knows that the barren mountains and mountains need to be protected, then it will recognize the barren mountains and mountains and make great efforts.
In addition, MC nail also learned that it now has two yamen that it absolutely can't be provoked, one is uniformed, and invites it in for tea every minute, and there is another yamen called "photoelectric", wanting to pinch it to death is no different from pinching an ant to death, and when the platform just signed a contract, someone warned it not to die, if the photoelectric starts, the platform will suffer.
MC Nail decided to put his tail away for the time being, and it was not too late to show his fangs when the weather came. Times have changed, and it is impossible to restrict it forever at home, and on another land on the other side of the ocean, there are countless hip-hop believers waiting to be harvested.
It's a bane with dreams of being an international superstar.
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Moon Maternity Ward
Dayu found out that he had been deceived.
Judging from the experience of eating raw fruits, a pineapple can maintain its energy for 3 hours, and a green and tough bamboo (intermediate) can maintain its energy for 2 hours, which is not much better than the nest, but it is delicious, juicy and refreshing, and the taste is crunchy.
Therefore, according to the draft decision of the first meeting of the two-legged beast and the chest-haired beast in the moon delivery room, the two-legged beast should be provided with three emerald green tenacious bamboos every day, one in the morning, noon and evening, and each meal with various other complementary foods.
But recently, Dayu found that it seemed to have fallen into the trick of the two-legged beast, so he gave it a tough bamboo in the morning, and then tricked it into eating a pineapple every 3 hours, and at the end of the day, the other two bamboos were gone.
Dayu was very angry, and planned to find a two-legged beast to talk about it.
"Oh~"
"What?"
"Oh~~"
"Tsk, what?"
The two-legged beast had a very bad attitude, staring at the young lady in Douyin, without raising her head, Dayu: "Grr......"
"Goo~"
Hearing the punctual announcement, the two-legged beast suddenly raised its head and said with a smile: "Dayu, if you're hungry, I'll peel a pineapple for you." ”
Without waiting for the chest-haired beast to answer, the two-legged beast picked up the big sword and peeled the pineapple, the tempting red flesh was close in front of him, and the fruity fragrance constantly stimulated the chest-haired beast's sensitive sense of smell, and the saliva dripped in the drops.
"Now, here you go. ”
Dayu subconsciously took the tempting pulp, sat down, opened the bear's mouth and was just about to gnaw, when he thought it was wrong, stopped, it was to negotiate with the two-legged beast to deduct the food problem.
"Come~ drink a can of Sprite to moisten your throat. The two-legged beast opened the refrigerator, took out the Sprite, opened the pull ring and inserted the straw attentively, and the atmosphere was delivered to it.
For a moment, Dayu took a sip of the straw and took a bite of the sweet and sour pulp, Xiong Sheng should not be too freehand.
"Now, two more apples, a nest head, I'll put it in front of you. ”
Seeing the delicious food piled up on the ground, the big bear came to a happy voice: "Oh~~~"
"Let's chirp, let's chirp~"
“NumNumNum~”
"Hiccup~~~~~~~
The two-legged beast raised its head from the phone: "By the way, Dayu, what did you just want to tell me?"
Dayu touched his round belly and blinked his dark circles: "......"
After a while, the big bear ran outside and rolled around and scolded the two feet of deception, and Ji An looked at it with a wicked smile. I didn't know at first, the last time the territory was invaded, Ji An suddenly realized the importance of the intermediate tough bamboo, the wolf is okay to say, the junior tough bamboo can be beaten, but what if only the Kodiak big brown bear in the future?
He calculated, 1 intermediate tough bamboo + 3 pineapples every day can be enough to maintain the energy required by Dayu for 11 hours, according to the time of "Gugu", as soon as the time comes, he will trick it into eating pineapple, and then with some other supplementary foods, such as Sprite, Wotou, apples, etc., can save two intermediate tough bamboos in a day.
For this, Ji An also deliberately adjusted the number of planting in the Dragon Palace space, shoveling out a few tough bamboos, and now there are 22 fire pineapples and two mango trees.
22 fire pineapples, three a day, and a new pineapple can grow just a week later. The extra one is for the little two goods, and the body size of Dayu can maintain energy for 3 hours, which is enough for Aman to gnaw for a week.
However, this is last week's data, since Ji An fed Aman fire pineapples, Xiao Er's physique has obviously grown, and he is almost 1 pound on the scale, and at the same time, the amount of food has also increased.
At Aman's current rate, a pineapple can only last for almost 6 days, and Ji An shoveled a tough bamboo and planted a fire pineapple.
The seed is planted, but it will take 7 days to grow, and this week is still missing one day, thinking about it, Ji An moved his eyes to the fruit of forgetting worries.
He didn't dare to eat the drunk mango himself, he ate it last time, and the consequences were very serious. I don't dare to give Dayu to eat casually, this thing likes to find someone to fight when he is drunk, and he is only a two-legged beast in the moon delivery room.
However, Ji An felt that Xiao Erwu was going crazy with alcohol, and he should be able to cure it, and just let him taste all kinds of Dragon Palace fruits and change the taste.
Ji An called Aman, stretched out his finger to let it stand, and took out a mango and sent it to it.
It is said that parrots can tell at a glance whether the fruit is good or not, and whether it is ripe or not, and their eyes can see ultraviolet rays that cannot be seen by the human eye. (From Baidu Encyclopedia.) )
When Aman saw the luring bird mango, he opened his wings excitedly: "Coo~" and then the hooked eagle's beak pecked at the mango, and the juice splashed.
After a while, Aman pecked an egg-sized gap on the mango and couldn't eat it. Ji An put the mango back into the turtle armor bag and kept it, looked at Ah Man who was put on the bed, staggering, and the big bad wolf smiled evilly, this is how his second uncle Ji Haihan tricked him into drinking for a long time......
Laughing and laughing, the big bad wolf suddenly looked closer, and the fluttering Aman had a pair of long eyelashes comparable to a young lady, drunk and confused, the long eyelashes closed and opened, and the two pupils contracted during the day and came together.
"This ...... Don't you say that owl eyes can't move?" Seeing Aman turn into cross-eyed, Ji An smiled.
The long eyelashes closed and opened again, Ji An laughed, this time the two pupils were one on the right and one on the left, which was really a problem child.
The drunken little second cargo walked towards Ji An and wanted to jump on him.
"Huh?" Ji An was familiar with this scene, he put his face on the bed, and Aman raised his paw and stepped on his face, covering it with a chicken paw print.
After a while, his fingertips gently stroked the round head of the feather, and under the effect of touching the head to kill, the little second cargo lay down, Ji An snickered, and finally subdued it.
He opened the Book of Wildness and looked at the ethnic rankings, "Huh?"
【Seeking ......】
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