Peng Peng had fallen asleep on the table at this time, still holding chopsticks in his hand. Muttered something, his voice was indistinct.

Teacher He went back to the house and brought a blanket for Peng Peng to cover, Chen Chichi and Teacher Huang chatted about interesting things, and the three of them drank wine and ate food, so comfortable. The more the three good drinkers drank, the better they became, and the more excited they became.

"Teacher Huang, let me tell you, last year I went to Dongying with Brother Chao to travel, played together for several days, but never organized a game to drink a lot, to the last day he was going to leave Dongying, Brother Chao put his wife and children to sleep, came to my room, it was more than eleven o'clock at that time, and we both drank the red wine in the hotel. Thinking of Brother Chao's appearance at that time, Chen Chichi continued to talk with a smile.

"After drinking, we walked a few blocks out of the hotel, found a convenience store, bought several kinds of whiskey, bought some peanuts, and bought him a bucket of instant noodles. Went back to my room. Chen Chichi learned from Brother Chao's appearance of eating instant noodles at that time, and his mouth was sucking: "Brother Chao is eating instant noodles, sucking and sucking, instant noodles are good, this is good, after eating instant noodles, we drank two handfuls of whiskey, Brother Chao was already drunk, and he pulled me to drink." ”

"We walked two more streets and bought a few bottles of red wine, and the two of us drank until six o'clock in the morning by the park in Dongying, and finally Brother Chao lay on the stones in the park and lay down until morning. ”

Teacher Huang listened to Chen Chichi with great interest while eating the dishes.

"Brother Chao is on the plane at nine o'clock in the morning, I am more cool, I am on the plane in the afternoon, I can sleep for a while at noon. Listening to Brother Chao's daughter-in-law, Sister Li, Brother Chao held her shoulder that morning and kept shouting that she was so sad and was going to die. As a result, Brother Chao vomited and pulled at the airport for a morning. ”

After Chen Chichi finished speaking, he couldn't stop laughing at Teacher Huang and Teacher He.

...

"There's also a super brother scene. ”

"Brother Chao is really enough, and he has to drink so much alcohol on the plane in the morning. ”

"It's so graphic, Brother Chao is so funny. ”

"Brother Chao's wife is strict, and he usually doesn't have a chance to drink bars. ”

"Have you ever been poisoned by the Buddha jumping over the wall? ”

...

After chatting for a while, it was already one o'clock in the evening, and Teacher He helped Peng Peng back to the house to rest. Peng Peng was also confused and asked if it was dawn.

Teacher Huang stood up and said to the camera energetically: "After eating, the Buddha jumped over the wall, and there was a lot of energy on his body, and he couldn't vent it." I'll chop some wood. ”

Chen Chichi looked at Teacher Huang in the pavilion and said, "Buddha jumping over the wall is a dish that can't be eaten easily, it's too supplemental." After eating, it is estimated that there is nothing to have to entertain, so I will chop wood to vent. ”

Mr. Huang took an axe to chop a few sticks of firewood, and Chen Chichi looked interesting and wanted to try it too.

Teacher Huang put the firewood away for Chen Chichi, and Chen Chichi held the axe and aimed: "That's right, that's right." Let's go~"

The firewood was intact, and the axe was cut into the wood: "This one doesn't work, try again." ”

Teacher Huang helped Chen Chichi put a thicker firewood again: "If you can't hit this time~"

"No problem, look at me. "Gestured with the axe a few times. "That's the trajectory, it's accurate. ”

"Smack"

The handle of the axe smashed directly into the firewood. Teacher Huang immediately laughed: "Chichi, you are the same as when Jialing chopped firewood." The axe handle is so hot that it can't split the wood. ”

Chen Chichi laughed at himself and said, "Isn't it a tragedy for me." ”

Teacher Huang took a Western-style saw: "Come to Chichi, try this." ”

Chen Chichi said disgustedly: "Teacher Huang, you are a little too cowardly. ”

The saw blade of the Western-style hand saw is slender and the sawtooth is relatively dense, the sawn wood is easy to get caught, and the saw blade is easy to break. The two tried it, and sure enough, it didn't work as well as expected.

Chen Chichi took the Chinese-style saw next to him and handed it to Mr. Huang: "Mr. Huang, you imagine that you are Luban now." Let's try again. Chen Chichi helped Mr. Huang fix the firewood, and after a while, he sawed a piece of thick wood.

"Well, let's make use of our stuff. ”

"Our ancestors are still smart, and the Chinese style is easy to use, and it is effortless. Teacher Huang said convincingly.

Teacher He stared at the two people who were tossing and was quite unconvinced, Teacher He felt that chopping firewood was very simple, and it was not as difficult as he imagined, so he rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "I'll try, is it so difficult to chop firewood?"

When Mr. Huang saw that Mr. He wanted to try it, he was very happy to set up a very slender firewood for Mr. He, and said to Chen Chichi with a smile: "Chichi, Mr. He wants to chop wood, watch it carefully." ”

"I've seen Xiao Xuan and Peng Peng chopping wood, it's not that difficult, Chi Chi should be acting!" Teacher He was unconvinced and took the axe at the front, and he didn't raise it high, just a little on the firewood: "That's it." Walk you~"

It was very accurate to cut the firewood, but with a little force, the axe was only a mark on the firewood.

"Hahaha, Mr. He, it's not difficult to say yes. It's kind of bluffing to see how confident you look. Chen Chichi laughed insolently.

"Forget it, I don't have talent, I gave up. Teacher He said to himself.

Chen Chichi took the axe: "Teacher Huang, I'm trying." ”

Mr. Huang deliberately picked a firewood with a strange shape, and there was a fork in the middle part of the firewood, as if it had a long nose, and put it for Chen Chichi.

Chen Chichi couldn't help but laugh when he was amused by the appearance of this firewood: "Teacher Huang, your firewood grows extremely evil." I can't, I can't. Chen Chichi handed the axe to Teacher Huang: "Teacher Huang, come here, you come." ”

Mr. Huang took the axe and chopped it hard against the firewood, but the axe was stuck directly in the firewood, and he couldn't pull it out or chop it.

Chen Chichi squatted on the ground with his stomach in his arms with a smile. "Hahahaha, Mr. Huang, you can't do it either, this firewood is too evil. ”

"Come, Chichi, and take it down with that hammer. Teacher Huang put the firewood stuck with the axe on the woody pier again, pointed to the hammer on the side and said to Chen Chichi.

The courtyard suddenly sounded the sound of "crotch crotch crotch", but it was only a few slaps, and it had no effect at all.

"Our mushroom house is crazy, not to mention chopping firewood at two o'clock in the middle of the night, and there is also a project to strike iron. Audience friends, have you seen it for a long time. Teacher He looked at the two people who were playing crazy in the yard and said speechlessly to the camera. "Don't stay up late, children, go to work tomorrow and go to sleep, our mushroom house is crazy tonight, I don't know what time the live broadcast will be." ”

"Teacher Huang, this can't be done. You are like this~" Chen Chichi put the firewood on the ground, stepped on the firewood and pulled out the axe, put the firewood back away, and took a small axe and put it on the firewood. "You smashed this little axe with a long-handled axe. ”

Teacher Huang did as he was told, and sure enough, the small axe was slowly smashed into it, and the firewood was also split.

"Well, it's a lot better. Chen Chichi said proudly.

The three of them didn't know what time they were going to rest until late at night, and the whole mushroom house slowly quieted down.

...

"It's definitely a legend that it's full of food. ”

"I feel like these two are a little drunk. ”

"Do you want a group of neurotics who can't sleep at night?"

"Chen Chichi. You are definitely the tua of the Celestial Tyrant Tua. ”