A group of people watched blankly as the post office tree was straightened.

A group of people watched blankly as the post office tree was buried.

A group of people watched blankly as many torn leather boots hung from the post office tree.

The signal tower that he had been thinking about for a long time had become a useless post office tree, and Yang Shubao felt that the misery of this incident was comparable to that of his friend, who once endured the torture of tens of kilobytes of Internet speed per second, and downloaded a blockbuster movie called "The Battle of the Seven Juice Man and the Snake-waisted Young Woman" on the school intranet, and after decompression, it was the incident of "Gourd Baby".

Several people's mentality collapsed, and the king of telecommunications in the resort town collapsed, especially when he left, Lao Yang had to hold him, he was afraid that this thing would grab the tree with his head or hang himself on the southeast branch.

He stuffed Maison into the car and dragged him back to the fast food restaurant, then beckoned to Sissi and said, "Come and see your brother, your brother is not in a good mood." ”

"Erica's departure hit him so hard?" Sissi teased, "This is not the scumbag brother I remember. ”

Yang Shubao asked, "Erica left?" No wonder your brother was so fragile today, and found out that the government did not install a signal tower but instead planted a post office tree and then exploded. ”

"Wait, what did you say?"

"Erica Leaves ......"

"One last word!"

"The government is not installing signal towers, they have planted a post office tree to improve the town's external communication conditions, don't you know?"

"These sons of bitches raised them!" Sissi exploded as well.

Seeing the two masters shouting, Da Clever's eyes rolled and thought there was something lively to do, so he ran over and raised his head and shouted: "Woo woo!"

Sissi was distraught and gave it a kick.

Ordinary dogs must know that the owner is in a bad mood and need to avoid it, huskies are not like this, their brain circuits are extraordinary, and they think that the owner dislikes that they are not loud enough, so it takes a deep breath and roars......

Yang Shubao, who was in this messy environment, also wanted to explode, and he shouted loudly: "Stop, stop, it's not that you can't live without a signal tower, we have a saying in China that if you don't have a king butcher, you have to eat hairy pigs?"

Maison said weakly: "Take a fart, why don't you spend money to buy one?"

Yang Shubao asked, "Is this okay?"

"Don't worry, it's reliable, you look for Hall for this kind of thing, he has the most ways. ”

Yang Shubao connected to the WIFI Internet in the fast food restaurant to leave a message to Hall, seeing this Maison sadness, his mentality touched again: "I thought that there would finally be a 4G network, I thought we could finally enter the information age, God!"

He left a message and said, "Okay man, didn't we live well without a mobile network before? ”

Maison said angrily: "What do you know? In order to keep my mobile phone number, I have to pay a telecom package of 188 yuan every month, which includes 200 minutes of free communication time and 10G of traffic, but I have nowhere to use it, and I pay for nothing every month!"

Yang Shubao was surprised and asked, "Why is your package so expensive?"

Speaking of this, Maison began to hang his head and not speak, Sissi sneered: "He is hypocritical, he has to choose a beautiful number, this is the cheapest in the beautiful number package." ”

Mason yelled at her, "Didn't you also choose the pretty number package?"

When the husky saw the two of them roaring, he quickly cleared his throat and raised his head......

Yang Shubao couldn't stand this environment, he opened the refrigerator and touched two bottles of drinks and ran away.

Since I came to town, I had to go to see Nicole, which is called picking grass and beating rabbits, by the way.

As soon as he stopped the car, Nicole walked out, and when he saw this, he smiled and said, "There is no colorful phoenix with its wings spread, but there is a spiritual rhinoceros in your heart that can always communicate with each other." ”

Nicole laughed and said, "I don't have a rhinoceros in my heart, but I have Joaquin by my side, and it was Joaquin who informed me of your arrival." Oh, by the way, your carrier pigeon sent a letter, but I can't read it, what kind of text is it?"

You don't need to look at Yang Shubao to know that it is an elven text, it must be the elves of the territory who sent him a message.

Sure enough, on the letter was elven script: The territory has been invaded, return quickly.

As soon as he saw the content, Yang Shubao's brows habitually furrowed, and Nicole quickly asked, "What's wrong?"

Yang Shubao didn't want her to worry about herself, so she smiled and said, "It's okay, didn't I hire some workers to plant fruit trees? They had some friction with my buddies, let me go back and have a look." ”

Nicole said, "Let's go, I'll go with you." ”

Yang Shubao stopped her and said, "No, I can solve it myself." ”

Nicole put on her straw hat and gave him a blank look, "You've only been in South Africa for a few months? Contradictions often arise because of misunderstandings, as long as the misunderstanding is resolved, I think I will do better than you in this regard. ”

She patted Joaquín on the head and said, "Take care of the house, come back and reward ham sausages." ”

Joaquin hurriedly ran to take out the ham sausage and put it at the door.

Yang Shubao thought for a while, there are elves and so many dogs guarding the town, even if the reserve is invaded by outsiders, there should be no danger, the elves looking for him to go back should not be unable to block the attack but want him to preside over the overall situation, so that he is confident that he can protect Nicole, so he stepped on the motorcycle.

Nicole didn't sit in the car, she looked at the rainbow chrysanthemum next to her with fluttering eyes and whispered, "Can I sit behind you?"

The most beautiful carmine in the world.

Yang Shubao smiled: "Then you have to hug me tightly, I drive fast and like to turn." ”

Nicole nodded and sat down, speeding away with a roar.

More than 10,000 acres of land is too wide, Yang Shubao kept scanning the surroundings while driving, but did not find anything abnormal, the workers on the orchard boundary are still diligently planting trees, everything is as usual.

The car stopped, and when the goblin Green saw him, he said anxiously, "Hurry up, city lord, why are you back?" ”

"What's the matter? Who's invading our territory?"

"No one invaded. Green replied.

Yang Shubao said: "Didn't the letter say that there was an invasion of foreign enemies?"

"The foreign enemy is not people, it is some animals, we have not seen this group of animals, they are very powerful, very aggressive, we first found that their little ostrich was killed!"

The three of them hurried to the new reserve site, where the dogs barked loudly, and John and the other elves stood in the grass watching something.

The parasols were propped up by the elves, and they seemed to be in a relaxed mood as they ate fruit while enjoying the shade.

Nicole staggered on the grass and asked, "Didn't the workers quarrel with your friends?"

Yang Shubao went up and took her hand and said, "I misunderstood the news in the letter, it was not the workers and my friends who quarreled, but some animals attacked my ostrich, and they asked me to come back and see how to solve this matter." ”