Chapter 140: The Song of the Pig

"Climbing trees to pick fruits?" Sun Tingting looked at Xiao Yao and covered her mouth and smiled, "You are so old, are you still the child king here?"

"How could it be? Once I came to my grandfather's house, and I ran into him when he went out, and I didn't want to wait outside, so I climbed over a tree at the gate of the courtyard and entered the yard. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info was seen by this kid, I wanted him to keep quiet, so as not to alarm the neighbor to be seen and embarrassed, so I picked a few dates from the tree and threw them to him, but every time he saw me, he pestered me to ask me to climb the tree to pick dates for him. By the way, this is the grandson of my grandfather's neighbor's uncle, whose nickname is Dunzi. Xiao Yao took the child's hand and said to Sun Tingting.

"That uncle, which uncle?" Sun Tingting turned her head strangely and looked around.

"Uncle's surname is that. Xiao Yao smiled and said.

"And such a strange surname. Sun Tingting said with a wink.

"That uncle is a Manchu, his surname comes from the Manchu Nala clan, and his ancestors belong to the Zhenghuang Banner. Xiao Yao explained with a smile. There is no star with the surname that in this world, if there was no tutor in the second class in the previous life, I am afraid that not many people would know the surname "that", and it is not surprising that Sun Tingting has not heard of it.

"Dunzi, why don't you know how to call people? How did your grandfather teach you?" Xiao Yao said as he looked at the child.

"Hello sister, sister, you are so beautiful!" the little guy immediately said sweetly to Sun Tingting.

"Well, Dunzi is really good, is it okay for my sister to invite you to eat rock sugar gourds?" As she spoke, Sun Tingting handed over a string of rock sugar gourds that she hadn't eaten yet.

"Thank you, sister, sister is so nice. He glanced at Xiao Yao first, and when he saw Xiao Yao nodding with a smile, the little guy took it with a smile, immediately bit one down, and said to Xiao Yao vaguely while chewing: "Brother Bayi, is this beautiful sister your daughter-in-law?"

"Huh?" Sun Tingting blushed embarrassedly.

"Why are you asking this?" Xiao Yao said to the little guy with a smile, "Do you know what a daughter-in-law means?"

"Of course I know, I can sing: little boy, sitting on the door, crying and shouting for a daughter-in-law. What do you want your daughter-in-law to do? Light the lamp to talk, blow the lamp as a companion, and get up in the morning to comb the pigtails. The little guy sang a nursery rhyme, then looked at Xiao Yao and said seriously, "My sister is beautiful and good, Dunzi wants my beautiful sister to be my daughter-in-law." But if he's your daughter-in-law, forget it, I won't rob you, I still want you to climb trees and pick fruits for me. ”

"Hahahaha~" Sun Tingting looked at the little guy's serious look and Xiao Yao's expression full of black lines, and couldn't help laughing, "Why do I think this little guy is more demonic than you back then?"

"Stinky boy, this is my brother's daughter-in-law, don't think about it!" Xiao Yao deliberately stared at the little guy viciously.

"Oh," the little guy nodded, and said with a regretful face, "Then I'd better find Xiao Jing in our class to be my daughter-in-law." ”

Xiao Yao and Sun Tingting fell again. Xiao Yao shook his head helplessly and looked at the little guy and said, "You are so good, do your family know?"

"I'm a rabbit, not a cow, everyone in my family knows it!" said the little one with a wink.

This conversation can't go any further. Xiao Yao looked at Sun Tingting, who was smiling uncomfortably next to him, shook his head and sighed.

At this time, an old man carrying a birdcage came out of a nearby house with an open gate.

"Grandpa!" the little guy heard the movement behind him, looked back, shouted, and ran over with a rattle in one hand and a rock sugar gourd in the other.

"Yo, rock sugar gourd, where did it come from?" said the old man looking at the rock sugar gourd in the little guy's hand.

"I gave it. Xiao Yao pulled Sun Tingting and walked over, and when he heard the old man asking, he shouted.

"Hello uncle. Seeing the old man look up, Xiao Yao hurriedly greeted politely.

"Yo, Bayi is here. Come and see grandpa again, at this point, he should still be boxing in the park, and he hasn't come back yet. The old man saw that it was Xiao Yao, and nodded with a smile.

"Liar, it's obviously given to me by this beautiful sister. The little guy interjected.

"Hello uncle. My name is Sun Tingting, and I am..."Sun Tingting also said hello to the old man.

"It's Bayi's girlfriend. The old man looked at the hands held by the two and said with a smile, "Yes, yes, this is to bring my girlfriend to see grandpa." ”

"It's a daughter-in-law, not a girlfriend. The little guy interjected again.

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law!" Even the bird in the birdcage that the old man was holding in his hand learned a few words from the little one.

"What kind of bird is this? It can also learn to speak, why is it black, it doesn't seem to be a parrot, right?" Sun Tingting was a little embarrassed to say, and she was really curious about the bird in the birdcage, so she changed the topic and looked at the bird in the old man's birdcage.

"This is a starling, and he can also learn to speak. Xiao Yao pointed to the black bird in the birdcage and said, "Uncle carries the birdcage around the alley every day, not to mention how much face he has." ”

"Hehe," the old man smiled proudly and said to Xiao Yao: "Bayi, your grandfather will not come back until he is old for a while, do you want to go into the uncle's courtyard and sit for a while?"

"Don't delay you going out to walk the birds," Xiao Yao smiled, "Anyway, we're fine, we plan to go to the park to see if we can meet grandpa, even if we can't meet you, after you come back in a circle, grandpa should almost come back." ”

"Okay, then you turn around, and I won't delay you. With that, the old man turned around and closed the courtyard door, holding the birdcage in one hand and the pier in the other, and walked towards the other end of the alley.

"Let's go to the park where Grandpa is exercising? Maybe we can still see Grandpa boxing, but it's a bit far away. Xiao Yao said to Sun Tingting.

"It's okay, it's just a walk, it's not like I can't walk. Sun Tingting said with a smile.

"Okay, then I'll take you there, the master I first met who taught me Bajiquan is also there, maybe I can meet the master and his old man. Xiao Yao took Sun Tingting to the park where Xiao Chengru exercised.

"But if you can't walk when you come back, you'll have to carry me back. Sun Tingting continued.

"No problem," Xiao Yao smiled, "With your weight, I can still carry it." ”

The two came to the small park where Xiao Chengru usually exercises, and the old man and the old lady saw a lot, but they didn't see Xiao Chengru, and they didn't know where they missed it, and of course they didn't see Xiao Yao's Bajiquan master Liu Zhongwen.

However, the two were not so disappointed, and they came to visit the park.

"Isn't it beautiful to see the picture of the old man in front of him walking with the old lady walking?" Xiao Yao said, pointing to the back of a pair of elderly people walking slowly in front of him.

"Both of them are so old, and the old man is still walking with his grandmother, so envious of such a relationship, it feels so warm and romantic. Sun Tingting's hand holding Xiao Yao's arm tightened.

"Yes, you see that they are facing the sun right now, and they still have a special sense of sacredness. Xiao Yao said, "It's a pity that I don't have a camera at hand now, otherwise it would definitely be a very good photographic work." ”

"I didn't expect you to have such a delicate side as a boy," Sun Tingting looked at Xiao Yao and said, "Is it the photographer's instinct?"

"Of course. Xiao Yao looked at Sun Tingting with a smile and said, "A photographer must have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering beautiful things, otherwise how do you think I found you?"

"Hmm~ I love to hear this, you have to tell me often in the future. Regarding Xiao Yao's sudden love words, Sun Tingting was a little shy and leaned her head on Xiao Yao's shoulder, but said sweetly in her mouth.

"You don't have to be envious, when we reach their age, I will lead you like this. Xiao Yao continued.

"Well, you don't have to say something nice all at once. Sun Tingting said with a sweet smile.

"Okay, I'll save that for another time. Xiao Yao said, "Let's go back, grandpa should also be home." Are you tired of walking, do you want to carry you back?"

"Don't, Grandpa Xiao will laugh when he sees it, I'm so embarrassed. Sun Tingting was a little eager to try, and a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, just let you down at the door. Xiao Yao said.

"Okay, you crouch down. Sun Tingting nodded excitedly and commanded Xiao Yaodao.

Xiao Yao squatted down slightly, and Sun Tingting jumped onto Xiao Yao's back, hooking Xiao Yao's neck with both hands.

"Zhu Bajie is a daughter-in-law!" Xiao Yao screamed, grabbed Sun Tingting's two slender and elastic thighs, stood up and walked quickly.

"I hate it!" Sun Tingting blushed and slapped Xiao Yao's back with a free hand, "Also, how can anyone say that they are pigs?"

"As long as there is a daughter-in-law, there are many men who are willing to say that they are pigs, and I am definitely not the only one. Xiao Yao said with a smile, "Besides, there is nothing wrong with pigs, I eat and sleep every day, sleep and eat, and I don't have to worry about anything." I also have a song called "Song of the Pig", do you want to listen to it?"

"Have you ever written a song for a pig?" Sun Tingting's eyes widened and said, "Sing it to me." ”

"Okay, listen up, by the way, hold it up, don't fall off me with laughter. Xiao Yao instructed and began to sing:

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold~

You have dark eyes, and you can't see the edge when you look at it~

Your ears are so big, you can't hear me calling you stupid~

Your tail is curled and curled, it turns out that you can't do without it when you run and jump~"

"How's it going, don't you think pigs are cute now?" Xiao Yao sang a few words, and then said with a smile.

"No, I thought you must have raised pigs. Sun Tingting shook her head with a smile, and continued, "This is the end of the singing?"

"Of course not, just listen to it. Xiao Yao turned Sun Tingting upside down, and then sang:

"Pig-headed, pig-brained, pig-tailed, never picky eater, sleeps until three poles in the sun every day, never brushes his teeth, never fights. ”

"Poof~" Sun Tingting finally couldn't help laughing, and gently beat Xiao Yao and said, "How can you even write this kind of song." ”

"Don't make a fuss, it's not over yet. Xiao Yao waved his shoulders and continued to sing:

"Pig, your belly is so bulging, you know that you can't stand the suffering of life at a glance~

Your skin is so white, you must have invested in that rich and noble family in your last life~

Oh~ Legend has it that your ancestors had a nail rake, and the fortune teller said that he hit the peach blossom, and when he saw a beautiful girl, he would giggle, he would not blush, and he would not be afraid~"

"You are him~~" Sun Tingting finally sang faintly, almost flashing Xiao Yao.

"What are you singing?" Xiao Yao asked Sun Tingting with black lines on his head. In the previous life, "Song of the Pig" originally had the last sentence "You are very similar to him", Xiao Yao originally didn't plan to sing it, but he didn't expect Sun Tingting to be magical, and then it came out more directly.

"Didn't you say that you were Zhu Bajie?" said Sun Tingting with a smile.

"I don't have to see a pretty girl and I giggle. Xiao Yao retorted.

"But I think you're going to hit Peach Blossom too. Sun Tingting said faintly, "And I won't blush and be scared when I see a beautiful girl." ”

"This..."Xiao Yao couldn't find the words to refute for a while. (To be continued.) )