Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 48 The Banlangen System is online
"Okay, people with a lot of backgrounds, I don't know where you can see that I have such a background, I think I am so powerful, that is, I can speak when I am born, and the rest, I have no strength, even my cousin can't beat, I don't have much height, I can barely face one meter eight when I put on shoes, and I am not handsome, you see that I know it from now when I am still a child, I really want to know what you mean by big beginning. β
Wu Gang said in wonder, and how did he spread this matter to the legendary cultivation realm?
Xiaotian said with a smile: "If I say it, don't be angry, I'm relaying the words of our master." β
Wu Gang signaled that he would not be angry, and looked expectantly at what Xiao Tian could say.
Xiao Tian took a deep breath and said: "Our head of the sect calculated that in the ninety-fifth year of the Qingming Festival, there will be a super powerful character born in the world, this person will not be contaminated with any dust, friends will not be with him for too long, and the person who likes it will never agree to be with him, he is a good seedling of cultivation." So since then I have remembered this person, and asked the head of the house about the name of this person and the anomaly of his birth, and aha, sure enough, I found it. β
Wu Gang was silent for a moment, this person he liked would never agree to be with him, and he always felt a little hurtful. But what he was even more curious about was how the boss knew his characteristics?
Xiao Tian watched Wu Gang fall into silence, he comforted Wu Gang and said: "It's okay, how can a person live without a girlfriend? You just haven't met it now, right, and my master is a little unreliable, and he can't fully believe what he calculates." β
Wu Gang took out two cigarettes and gave them to Xiao Tian and said, "But your master can calculate my name and characteristics, just like reading a script, I always feel that what he said may be right." Excuse me, have you talked to anyone?"
Xiao Tian said very naturally: "I've talked about it, I'm a cultivator, how long the road to cultivating is true, how can I not find a Taoist companion to practice with?"
"Uh... Forget it, let's not talk about this. β
Wu Gang forcibly interrupted the topic, saying that he was not interested in his identity, and he also wanted to change his life against the sky and turn himself into a passerby.
At least, Passerby A also has a girlfriend, right?
"Anyway, how did you end up at the edge of the underworld?"
Wu Gang asked Xiao Tiandao.
Xiao Tian pointed to the east and said: "Although the underworld and the human world are not in the same space, there is an adjacent passage, just in Mount Tai, I came here from the portal of Mount Tai Mansion. β
Xiao Tian looked at Wu Gang and said, he knew that Wu Gang and the others wanted to leave here.
The cow head finished eating the charcoal-grilled dinosaur and said: "If you go there, you can only rely on yourself, I still have official business, by the way, Wu Gang will leave this to you, if you meet Jing Yixuan's demon and crush this charm, I will bring the Yin soldiers to help you." β
Wu Gang smiled and stuffed back the spell given by the bull head, and he said: "You all say that Jing Yixuan is so powerful, I estimate that even if you bring tens of millions of Yin soldiers, you may not be an opponent, so forget it." β
The bull head wanted to force it into Wu Gang, but Wu Gang resolutely didn't want to, and even grabbed the charm, jumped up and stuffed it into the cow head's pocket.
"We're friends, how could we let you go to death? Besides, this matter has nothing to do with me, I won't provoke that Jing Yixuan and it won't be safe soon. β
Wu Gang said very reassuringly.
"In that case, that's okay, brother, take care! By the way, you are in the underworld with your body and soul, so if you go back, you may encounter Huanyang Road, be careful, there are many souls who are unwilling to die, and they all want to find a back. β
The bull head said cautiously, his big eyes rolling, and he took out another thing.
Wu Gang looked at it and was speechless, this turned out to be a bull head figure as big as him, of course, for the bull head cow, it may be a very ordinary figure.
"What do you mean, Brother Niu?"
Wu Gang said puzzled. He felt very difficult to hold the bull-headed figure.
Niu Tou explained: "I'm afraid that if you encounter that Yang Road, something will happen on the way, if this model encounters those powerful ghosts that pull people, it will automatically act to catch these powerful ghosts back to the underworld." It's also a way to help you get rid of a problem. β
Huang Meiling and the others in the hall of the inn had already eaten a big belly at this time, even Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua were no exception, Xiaotian's craftsmanship was at the level of a kitchen fairy, and it was naturally delicious.
Wu Gang turned around and was about to tell them to leave here, but he was startled by the appearance of these people.
"Hey, don't eat too fat, you won't be able to wear clothes!"
Wu Gang admonished everyone, he also ate a lot of barbecue himself, but he didn't have a big belly.
Huang Meiling felt that her body was warm and comfortable at this time, and she didn't know if there was the legendary internal force or aura in her body, and she always felt that her energy and physical strength had reached an amazing level.
"Congratulations to the girl for eating the most essential dish in my shop, Salo Shou. After eating this dish, your physical strength will change greatly, and there will be no invasion of foreign demons in the future. β
Xiao Tian said with a smile, he felt that there was no need for a person like Wu Gang to eat this kind of dish that could improve the human body, so he specially asked his stickman to send it to Huang Meiling's table.
Wu Gang was very angry, he was only concerned about eating barbecue just now, this Sha Luoshou or something, he has always been ignored by him, he didn't expect to have this ability.
"Did you taste it, and I patronized the barbecue, and I ignored the other dishes. β
Wu Gang was very unwilling to go to the table and search, but the plates on the table were as clean as washed.
"Ah, do you work part-time as a dishwasher, how can you eat so cleanly, and don't leave me any at all!"
Wu Gang said helplessly.
Huang Meiling patted her stomach and said, "You only knew how to eat barbecue just now, are you okay now?" I didn't expect that I, Huang Meiling, would encounter this kind of adventure today, wahahaha!"
She smiled very proudly, her bulging belly was falling at a speed visible to the naked eye because she had just eaten too much, and it was obvious that the saroshou had worked and improved her metabolism.
Huang Meiling took a selfie with her mobile phone, looking at this photo very satisfied.
"Even the beauty has been saved, haha. Wu Gang, you are really good!"
She patted Wu Gang on the shoulder and said that she would increase Wu Gang's salary when she went back.
Wu Gang didn't speak with a gloomy face, he vaguely remembered that there was indeed an extremely sweet and delicious food on the table just now, but when he heard the cow head bragging to Xiaotian outside the door, he ignored this dish and picked up a large plate of barbecue.
"Forget it, it's a big deal to go back to the human world, I went to the gym to work out hard, I have eaten a lot of barbecue recently, and the fat on my stomach feels like I'm going to rebel again. β
Wu Gang said helplessly, and at the same time pinched the meat on his stomach, and glanced at Huang Meiling's very linearized figure with envy, I really didn't expect that this Sha Luoshou still has a plastic function, it is really necessary to lose weight.
Xiaotian sent everyone to the door, and this meal was really according to what Wu Gang said, and he was directly exempted from the order for the sake of the cow's head and his own face.
Wu Gang was the last to go out, and Xiao Tianyan quickly gave Wu Gang a letter.
"What are you doing? Love letters, do you think I'll send you something like this?"
Wu Gang was angry about Xiaotian's Taoist couple, that is, his girlfriend, and expressed his unwillingness to help Xiaotian do this kind of thing.
"No, the above is my letter of introduction to you, I forgot to say, my master is from Shushan. He has said that you are very suitable for cultivation, and since I have met you, of course I will help you enter the path of cultivation. β
Xiao Tian said sincerely, he looked at Wu Gang in front of him, who was single or a boy and had few friends, and was very envious.
Is this not touching the dust? It's really amazing, compared to himself, the dust is not finished, but I don't know how to solve it, so I took advantage of my interest in those mythical characters to come here and open the dust inn, hey, even if the inn is open to the old world, if you don't wash the dust edge, once the Mahayana period passes, it will be a catastrophe, and it may be difficult for you to pass it at that time.
But I don't know, Wu Gang looked at Xiao Tian with very uncomfortable eyes, what is this guy envious of himself? Isn't it dusty? I really want to touch the dust, my soul is light!
The two of them just had different thoughts and said goodbye very hypocritically.
The bull head sent Wu Gang for a long distance until the sun set in the sky, and then slowly rushed to the Huangquan Underworld.
"To be reasonable, the Dust Inn is on the edge of the underworld, and we haven't seen the portal that Xiao Tian said after walking for so long, are we going to learn the scriptures?
Wu Gang said very tiredly, although the bull head carried them for a long distance, the portal was still far away.
Zhang Xiaoya thought for a moment and said, "Why don't I go back to the human world now to help you buy a tent and bring it over?" Now that it's dark, you can't pass through the passage of our ghosts and immortals, so you can only do this." β
Huang Meiling looked around, it was very empty, presumably the camping was very good, so she said, "Then it's troublesome Sister Zhang." β
Zhang Xiaoya smiled, opened the portal and left.
This made Wu Gang on the side envious again, he took out the letter of introduction that Xiaotian gave him, and said in his heart that when he returned to the human world, he would go to Shushan to apprentice.
"Hey... Wu GangΒ·Β·Β· Where is this?"
The Banlangen system, which has not been online for a long time, is finally bubbling.
It has been diving since it gave Wu Gang a good talent, probably thinking that it would take a long time for Wu Gang to upgrade after that, so he fell asleep.
"Wow! You're finally online, let me tell you, you're not online, I don't know and think this is a book of cultivating immortals, hey, it's obviously a system text, why do you have so few roles in the system? I really can't figure it out. β
Wu Gang excitedly communicated with the Banlangen system in his mind.
Although he is physically tired now, mental communication can save a lot of physical strength than talking with his mouth.