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Maison became angry and changed to Yang Shubao full of confusion: "Speak slowly, speak slowly, how can your forehead bleed?"

Then, a legend about huskies unfolds.

Mason was dragged from the morning until he peed on his computer case before he left the house: "...... In less than a day, I really couldn't stand it, and in less than a day, it gnawed on a door panel, two table legs, and four benches, and I was really afraid that it would gnaw me on me one day. ”

Listening to his cry, Yang Shubao asked John in a low voice: "You Warcraft elves can even train pythons, but can't you train a husky?"

"I've trained them, but they're in a nature to die," John said, "unless you them hard and exhaust them, so they become honest." ”

Yang Shubao conveyed John's advice: "You go back and it hard......"

"WHAT?" Mason was stunned, "Am I raising a dog or a little me?"

Yang Shubao explained: "Exercise, forget it, who can you blame anyway? At that time, I said not to raise huskies, but you have to pick it, and you also picked the naughtiest one, and now you regret it?"

Maison said angrily: "People are already so desperate, can't you comfort them? Why do you blame them?"

Yang Shubao said disdainfully: "Don't talk to me in this kind of girly tone, hey, give you a glass of water." ”

"I'm not thirsty ......"

"It's not for you to drink, let you look like yourself, and dare to learn from women to be coquettish?"

Maison said stupidly: "That dog is quite coquettish, it has done so many bad things and I want to kill it, but it is very good at acting in front of my sister, and my sister has always protected it." ”

Yang Shubao drank water and listened to him roar, poor man.

Maison came for two purposes: "You take that husky back, and you bring your mistress back, I have to suffer the destruction of the husky mentally, and I have to suffer the destruction of your mistress materially, I really can't bear it!"

"What are you talking about?"

"It's Agatha, Agatha is bent on marrying you, Sissi's stupid girl was moved by her sincerity and left her to work in a fast food restaurant, my God, I don't even have the money to buy groceries now, how can I have the money to support another waiter?"

Yang Shubao comforted him and said, "Bear with it, and endure it for a few more days." ”

"Will you take them back if I put up with them for a few days?" said Mason for the first time with a pitiful look in front of him.

"No, you can get used to it after a few days. ”

This could not comfort Mason, who lit a cigarette and began to confide in his heart, and for the first time he knew that there were such terrible creatures as huskies: "Is this a dog? This is the devil!"

The fast food restaurant has no business, it doesn't matter if Maison is here, his time is not valuable, but Yang Shubao's time is precious, and he still wants to pick up small animals and dig trees.

Maison is a well-informed person, he walked through the south and crossed the north train track, pressed his legs and drank water in the toilet, and glanced at Yang Shubao's expression and saw through everything: "You seem to be in a hurry?"

Yang Shubao said: "Yes. ”

"What's the urgency?"

Yang Shubao couldn't say, so he made an excuse to push at random: "I found a hornet's nest today, the hornet's nest is quite close to my territory, I am afraid that they will go crazy one day and come over and hurt me, so I want to serve it as soon as possible." ”

Mason suddenly became interested: "Hornet? Are you sure it's a hornet or a killer bee?"

African killer bees are famous all over the world, they are a cross between bees and African wild bees, and they are more aggressive than wasps, and they often come out of their nests to attack, so although they are not very violent, they are very lethal.

Yang Shubao said: "It's a hornet, not a killer bee." ”

Killer bees are still considered bees, they can produce honey, and they are similar in size to bees, but they are much smaller than wasps.

Maison thought about it seriously for a few seconds and said, "Then we have to be careful, the hornets are not easy to deal with, we must be fully prepared before we can do it." ”

"Shall we?"

"Of course, we like to dig hornet's nests the most, and I have loved it since I was a child. ”

Yang Shubao understood, this is a bear child.

Maison does have some skills in this area, and he quickly gives two strategies:

"Is the hornet's nest above ground or underground? If it's underground, it's easy to do, prepare mosquito coils and weeds, soak urine on them, stuff them into the hive, and seal the exit, then you can definitely kill them all!"

"If it's underground, it's a bit troublesome, first you have to prepare a pot of liquor, and then take an electric mosquito swatter and wait there, come out with a wasp and shoot down one, come out and shoot two down a pair, wasp wine is a good thing, this is the secret of the Zulu people!"

Yang Shubao said embarrassedly: "I don't know, I will come back after I found the hornet." ”

Maissie: "Sissy, softie!

Originally, Lao Yang just mentioned it casually, but Maison was interested, he wanted to go back and prepare the guy and then start immediately.

Helmets, padded jackets, rubber gloves and cotton gloves, and finally riding boots, are really armed to the teeth.

Yang Shubao led the way, and they found the woods where the hive was located, and then walked in to check the situation first.

In the evening the hornets returned to their nests, and they followed the hornets to discover the hive: not on the ground or underground, but in the trunk of a tree!

This is also normal, the hornet is extremely adaptable to the environment, and can build nests on the ground, underground and in the trees.

After determining the location of the hornet's nest, Maison smacked his lips and said, "Plan A is abandoned, we don't know if there is a crack in the top of this trunk, so it is inconvenient to completely block it, so plan B." ”

The two put on cotton clothes and helmets, checked each other to make sure there were no loopholes, and then went to the tree, Yang Shubao had good endurance, he carried a pot of sorghum wine against the mouth of the honeycomb, and Maison prepared to dig out the honeycomb.

African drinks are diverse, with wine and beer being the mainstream, as well as banana wine, fruit wine, sweet potato wine and sorghum wine.

Sorghum was born in ancient Ethiopia in Africa, and was later introduced to China as a raw material for liquor, but there are also methods of sorghum brewing in Africa, especially some indigenous tribes, who have a local method to make sorghum wine.

The first wave of unlucky hornets were the ones that returned to the nest, and instead of noticing anyone approaching the nest, they attacked, but returned to the nest as usual, and then Mason slapped a child, and they all fell into the white wine basin.

Maison reached out and patted the mouth of the hive again, and now it was lively, and the huge hornet angrily came out to attack.

It's a pity that they have to face the ultimate civilization of the earth, humans, and even if they are not corona, they will be caught in the liquor by electric anesthesia.

However, there were so many hornets that Mason didn't have time to shoot them all, so some of them flew out and attacked the two of them.

Papapa, pa!

Yang Shubao felt like a hail was hitting his body, and the movement alone was enough to make people tremble.